That LARRY SHOW

Copyright, L. Bleidner

ANAL phase is now the ONLY phase ■ INSANITY is now a preference ■ Ironclad stat PROVES VAX was BOGUS & BIDEN was bullshit ■ DIAPERS - the new fashion statement ■ Meet the ADULT INFANTS – you'll puke! ■ Discover new SLOGAN for lefty politicians

The boyhood letdown that MADE Elvis ■ Finding the way points in YOUR destiny ■ Should you join the "SAY YES" cult? ■ Delayed phone call changes Larry's life forever ■ Is digital living wrecking you? ■ Breaking out of an autopilot existence

Discover the last AMERICAN town ■ How a phone booth became a global star ■ Who/what killed the Mojave phone booth? ■ Why "inclusive" is Commie-speak ■ Take the "P" test – PUBLIC vs PRIVATE ■ Are FOLK musicians COMMIES? ■ How L.A. is eating the Mojave ■ Why the DESERT is Larry's fav' place

When Valentines become NIGHTMARES ■ Why is Kyrsten Sinema being SUED by her bodyguard's WIFE? ■ Adam & Eve – how it REALLY went down ■ Is UTAH the creepiest state? ■ Meet the new BONNIE & CLYDE

Old School Santa improved kids with lumps of coal ■ Why HALLMARK actors are simp castratos ■ Why do middle-aged Americans look like children? ■ Larry's SICK plan for stadium kiss-cams ■ If Andrew Dice Clay & Sam Kinison did a Hallmark movie ■ GAY Chatgpt tells why Hallmark Romeos are weird ■The REAL MEANING of Christmas

XMAS GRIFTS – spot 'em/smash'em ■ Now everyone is Santa – why? ■ Parents SPANK educators and Apple Inc with "Schools Beyond Screens" ■ In search of ANONYMITY ■ Co-operation is sex for soyboys and girls ■ Why smartphones are more destructive than alcohol, tobacco & heroin – combined!

Why NYC is DOOMED! ■ Why Mamdani's WIG matters! ■ Who are the puppet-masters of NoKings? ■ Larry's clash with NoKings zombies ■ Why Mamdani & Obama are TWINS ■ Why LEFTISTS are always miserable ■ New Commie phrase for hunger ■ Why Mamdani may presage America's downfall

Meet CA's SYKO Gov candidate ■ Truth behind the "I'm Offended" grift ■ Who "stands on dead man's legs?" ■ Why actors (and influencers) are as OBSOLETE as pay phones ■ The pedo founder of the trans movement ■ The character who inspired the Take No Shit Dojo ■ U.S. military gets back in SHAPE!

Why DEAD RATS make GREAT weapons ■ How Beverly Hills destroyed a shitty neighbor ■ Why fences are FANTASTIC neighbors ■ Larry rewrites Robert Frost ■ Agencies that can help you wreck a neighbor!

Larry's HULK HOGAN tale ■ TSA sez shoes are OK -- WTF? ■ Why is BARBIE diabetic?! ■ Taboo words I'm reviving ■ Why assholes LIKE to be OFFENDED ■ Why RIP is stupid and PASSING THROUGH is cool

Dream or Spirit Channeling? YOU decide! ■ Larry's dream predicts the biggest story of the year ■ Build your own video DREAM RECORDER ■ REM cycles mean jack shit ■ How to know a TRUE friend ■ Larry meets Johnny Rivers and Roger Daltry

FUCKWIT gubmnt agency gives a car to every 15 workers ■ Childproofing destroys America ■ Gubmnt now regulates how you crap! ■ "MFs" wreck your life ■ Why stop/start motors, trigger locks, and lo-flo toilets suck ■ "CHAIR HEIGHT toilets / why you should SMASH them!

What do GENE SIMMONS & TRUMP have in common? ■ What phrase made Don Draper orgasm? ■ Cadillac's $300k hype-mobile ■ The WORST commercial of ALL TIME ■ What is "The Mayberry Effect?" ■ Are YOU sick of the word "BESPOKE?"

EASY online business makes you RICH ■ How to bankrupt APPLE corp. ■ "In-group homogeneity" – what it is / why it matters ■ How TESLA became a cult ■ The creeps that will ruin mankind ■ Get off the grid – before it's too late!

Why it's OK to hate people on sight ■ Why you should always boo a shitty performance ■ Why open mic nights suck ■ How western culture dulls our instincts ■ What makes victims, victims? ■ Biden and OJ Simpson – any difference?

How Commies seized control of USA ■ How to STOP them from rising again ■ Commie code words you need to know ■ LEGAL immigrant flames ILLEGALS ■ Who NOT to forgive – EVER! ■ God's REAL name ■ Eulogy for DEI

Larry's final FUCK YOU to L.A. ■ A twilight zone experience ■ L.A. Fireman with Million $ salary ■ How Commies destroyed California ■ Can you "Go home again?" ■ Larry attends a SUPER SPREADER event

Want a better Christmas? Here's how ■ The BEST Christmas movie of ALL TIME ■ Rewriting a Beatle's lyric ■ What Larry learned from his visit with 3 ghosts ■ The 8th birthday of That LARRY SHOW ■

EXCLUSIVE AUDIO! of United Health Care murder ■ REACTION! 76,000 laughing emojis and counting ■ PLAYLIST! for taking out a CEO ■ Are YOU a CAPTIVE CONSUMER? ■ The REAL REASON we HATE corporations ■ The world's biggest Ponzi scheme

How to make winning a HABIT ■ LIES life coaches tell us ■ The drug George Carlin named – from the grave! ■ Who and what you need to cut out of your life ■ The REAL REASONS Trump won ■ "Coach" Walz's next job ■ Surefire ways YOU can come back from defeat

Which celebrity is a literal GOBLIN? ■ Buxom medieval wench tempts Larry ■ Commie roots of Renaissance Faire ■ Tail-gunner Joe McCarthy – prophet and HERO! ■ Stomach – turning Halloween displays ■ The anti-Commie book YOU NEED TO READ ■ Commie bureaucrats paid by YOUR taxes

Larry's step-by-step guide to cheating excellence ■ The joy (and profit!) of cheating ■ How schools, corporations and gubmnt cheat YOU! ■ How Larry cheated the Covid MANDATES ■ Why and when cheating is justified ■ Cheat neat and PROUDLY with this fantastic tutorial!

Do you HATE arrogant, manipulative, woke corporations? You'll LOVE this episode!

The 4-word cure for lying politicians ■ Is anyone due respect? ■ Who says we must "respect the office?" ■ What's lower than a career politician? ■ The hidden insult in every lie ■ Why do we forgive liars? ■ Bill Clinton's latest insane lies

Why Ben Franklin was wrong! ■ Why most small businesses fail ■ A waitress tries to teach Larry a lesson ■ The 2 most awful words in America ■ How much time do YOU think you have? ■ The robbers you never see or meet

Larry and friends meet a steroid-stoked psycho on a New Jersey road...

What are ADU's and how will they make your home worthless? ■ Why Commies HATE "neighborhoods" and love "communities" ■ Why is moving is 3rd most stressful life event? ■ Why Gavin Newsom is shit ■ The fail-safe method to beat pressure ■ The root causes of anxiety in America

Why United Airlines sux ■ Why Commies suck ■ How to deal with Commies – permanently ■ Why Larry's ancestors fled Europe ■ The big mistake Romania made in 1989 ■ Is the USA a police state? ■ What airport security is really for (it's NOT safety) ■ How the marriage of Gubmnt and corporations are destroying America

Four things you need for a perfect summer ■ The pet catfish named Salvatore ■ THE greatest salt-water fishing spot ■ Two drunks on the same boat wreak havoc ■ How one drunken psycho killed two seagulls (IN FLIGHT!) without a weapon

How to be a STAR at any social gathering – in under 10 minutes ■ What happened to salespeople? ■ Why is every product now a "solution?" ■ Larry channels Pancho Villa – with a machine gun! ■ Larry trapped in a desert labyrinth ■ Kobe Bryant gives SAGE advice on teamwork

NEW mystery monolith appears in Nevada – why do cops hide it? ■ Larry's show down with a park ranger ■ What the Deep State actually is ■ FDR – founder of gubmnt gangs ■ A magic spot in SoCal ■ What's Chuck Schumer afraid of?

Why you NEED to know what "Quiet Skies" and "Operation Vipr" mean at airports ■ What options are left for America? ■ What word is the foundation of Commie tyranny? ■ How un-free are we? ■ What does HOTEL PAPA mean at airport "security?" ■ How gubmnt agencies name their stupid plans 

Payback for Covid lies – it begins! ■ How the Cuomo bros were canceled by their own ■ A REAL doctor bitch-slaps Fauci – in Congress! ■ The growing movement to prosecute Covid criminals ■ What you can do to damage them

SCUG - the acronym that can fix your life  ■ Why we hoard and create clutter ■ What really makes people happy? (It's not things) ■ How Hollywood warped our expectations ■ The huge, growing business that makes you stagnate ■ Why less is nearly always more

Schwarzenegger's dangerous/bogus advice ■ What really broke up Martin & Lewis ■ Was Jerry Lewis a prick? ■ How George Foreman was sabotaged in Zaire ■ Larry gets scammed by a doctor ■ The real reason people ask your opinion ■ WTF is "Zenker's Diverticulum?

Twilight Zone-ish "planned communities" Americans are escaping to ■ Disney's beachfront disaster in the desert ■ New fake words from Marxists ■ The security illusion ■ New, furnished 2-bdrm home for $400 ■ Why is the term "broken home" taboo?

When Russian animation beat Disney's ■ 1844 story foretells smart phones ■ Kicking cell phone addiction ■ Next gen "communication" devices ■ Does phone usage rot your brain? ■ IBM's dumbest ad 

San Jose mayor talks on phone as bodyguard is beaten ■ Legacy media won't call him coward ■ When presidents were MEN ■ Teddy Roosevelt never ate soy ■ Why nuts/psychos/head-cases get respect ■ The US Gubmnt caste system

How stupid will we get? ■ Faeries/Mediums/Climate Change – is there a difference? ■ Larry goes scorched earth on Vax cheerleaders ■ Porn – the REAL tech innovator ■ British professor debunks climate change in 3 sentences ■ More "Ethically sourced" and "sustainable" bull$hit

What will YOU do in a home invasion? 85 yr-old granny w/.357 Mag vs 37 yr-old w/ 9mm – who wins? ■ "Stand Your Ground" states vs "Duty to Retreat" Commie states ■ Lawyer Larry gets Lucky 7 Massage parlor off prostitution bust – a true "happy ending!"

Why suppressed laughter is the BEST laughter ■ Public mind-reading at a wake ■ The birthday stripper at Larry's office ■ Weird stuff in a mortuary curio cabinet ■ Larry's billion-dollar comedy club franchise – get in on the ground floor!

PROOF that TEOTWAWKI is in progress! ■ Genesis of this show AND Sinners' Sunday ■ How Cuban refugees taught me to hate Commies ■ How I astrally projected to a border blaster radio station ■ Will Sinners' Sunday return? ■ What JC plans for his next comeback

Why you must FEAR the next eclipse! ■ How Big Pharma mind f*cks you with The "Argument Dilution Effect" ■ One-hit wonder musician shills Ozempic ■ NYC spends $20 million on "relationships" with psychos ■ Biden apologizes to a murderer

Covid lies you didn't know ■ How Covid triggered a great awakening ■ How Covid enabled political subterfuge ■ The lie behind changing Corona to Covid ■ The creep cabal led by Biden ■ Larry's 2024 forecast

The video that shows a crack in Biden's soul ■ Why is Biden terrified? ■ 3 massive lies from his SOTU ■ The phrase Biden repeats that reveals EVERYTHING ■ How Garland plans to steal election 2024 ■ Biden's Bolshevik agenda ■

How to stand out from the crowd ■ "Rebels" who wear uniforms ■ What is F.U. Fashion? ■ What makes people conform? ■ Why company men & women get screwed ■ What % of people are group-thinkers? ■ The funniest death cult

Criminal aliens - the new PROTECTED CLASS ■ 3 recent events that will destroy America ■ How did Engoron, James and Bragg get so rich? ■ Schumer & Pelosi – criminal gang leaders ■ How history gets distorted ■ The end of Free Speech

Why patriots are fighting the wrong adversaries ■ People who are your real enemy ■ Why Marxism is syphilis ■ How Commies criminalize opposition ■ More "gender reveal" party morons ■ The grass roots method to stop Commies

Why puke-bag Justin Trudeau thinks he's cute ■ Which American mayor thinks he's cute? ■ How screening a Tom Cruise movie inspired this episode ■ How Boomers pioneered "arrested development" ■ Why Putin is better than Biden or Zelensky