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Lorenzo dumps like a truck! He talks about having a fear of hammocks, lowering his blood pressure, watches passion of the Christ, listens to the thong song, and thinks that Ronald Reagen is pretty hot. Never forget.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Lorenzo dreams it and does it! He talks about Korean sweet potatoes having anthrax, ate some apple pie with ice cream, read about Hunter Biden being a little gay and the new Grand Theft Auto being unrealistic. He also watched a lot of movies with full nudity in them, for no particular reason and sang a little Lenny Kravitz. Finally, he has a conversation with German Rochez, a career life coach.You can find German Rochez at his website here: https://www.quantumcareercoach.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Hey y'all, Lorenzo is here so get used to it! On this week's episode he talks about buying meat from Amazon, feeling better when he hears about a person getting paralyzed, learns how to "gleek", watches a girl play video games with her boobs, and remembers the lives of Dolly Parton & Tim Curry. He also interviews a woman named Anya Best about her struggles with addiction, and chats with professional MMA fighter and pinup model Nicdali.You can read Anya Best's blog right here - BEST BEHAVIORS – The adult world uncensoredYou can find all of Nicdali's links right here - https://linktr.ee/Nicdaliand on her website - https://nicdali.com/Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Lorenzo is playing mobile games and craving cookie dough ice cream. He talks about a woman on trial for killing her kids, the Wolverine game coming out, watches the musicals The Little Mermaid and Phantom of the Opera, looks at face dancing and dramatic SpongeBob cuh TikTok Slop, and deep dives into the death of Hayden Panettiere and the questions surrounding it.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Lorenzo is upset about eBay buyers, wonders if peptides are ok for him and is really craving banana pudding. He wants Lauren Boebert to become his wife, watches some old movies that don't really make any sense to him and thinks dollar tree gooning is super overrated. Oh yeah, and he hates graveyards and just got done watching the anime "Welcome to the N.H.K." All this and more on today's episode!Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Another day another dollar with Lorenzo! We talk about my love for frozen breakfast, looking for my dad's buried treasure, Perez Hilton going Hellraiser on us, men playing in the WNBA, a lot of movies with girl power in them, doom scroll through my Tik Tok slop, and I rant about how society is losing the battle with tipping.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Hey it's me, Lorenzo! Today on the podcast, I talk about hating spicy food, betting on women's basketball, Roombas spying on us from China, and Jared Leto being more than a ladies' man. I also have two new segments for you called "A.I. helped me write this" and "WatchLorenzo's Top Ten." Boys will be boys!Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Lorenzo is back! I talk about the new weekly format of the podcast, what's new in the unexciting life of Lorenzo, discuss weekly news topics, go over the movies and tv shows I've been watching, talk about the anime "The 100 Girlfriends who really, really, really love you" and analyze the song "Every Girl in the World." Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Country star Alan Jackson is retiring from touring. Regeneron is buying 23andMe. Sesame Street gets a Netflix deal. Monkeys are kidnapping other monkeys.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Life updates about doctor changes, work life balance, what I'm watching and just trying to be inspiring.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

8647 is apparently a new way for the left to get back at Trump. Hideo Kojima has a USB drive full of ideas if he dies. An AI Darth Vader teammate is available on Fortnite. Wendy's has a burger that uses grilled cheeses as buns.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Jim Ross has colon cancer. Melania Trump statue goes missing. Foo Fighters drummer has been dismissed. Two-year-old boy survives 15 story fall.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Magna Carta copy turns out to be real. Chris Brown arrested in UK. Pennsylvania baby first to receive personalized gene therapy. Beauty influencer shot dead.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

The new Superman trailer just dropped. Draymond Green fined for questioning integrity of officials. Lord Buffalo cancels European Tour after drummer detained. DoorDash delivery driver had a good scam going.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Pete Rose and "Shoeless" Joe Jackson reinstated by MLB. FDA seeks to remove fluoride for kid's teeth from market. Walgreens closing stores. ESPN announces a new streaming service.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Zepbound beats Wegovy in weight loss studies. Fox to make a new streaming service. Eye care products recalled. Sabu dies at 60.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Let's talk a little bit about Friday the 13th and other random horror movies.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Let's talk a little bit about WWE Backlash 2025. German Holocaust survivor passes away at 103 years old. MIT scientists confirm best way to drop an egg. Google to pay Texas over a billion dollars for privacy data issues.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

FDA approves new natural colors. Fortnite applies to be back on the Apple Store. Two men chopped down an old tree and are sentenced. Mexico sues Google over "Gulf of America."Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Bison gored visitor at Yellowstone National Park. 3 Doors Down lead singer has kidney cancer. Hiker dead after fall at Utah park. First American Pope has been chosen.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Boy orders 70,000 dum-dum lollipops for him and his friends. Smokey Robinson accused of sexual assault. Burger King is lying about it's Whopper size. Woman killed by alligator in Florida.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Rite Aid files for bankruptcy. Man and his dog killed in bear attack. Mattel CEO confirms doll prices will rise. Some dude crashed into Jennifer Anniston's gate with their car. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Beached whale euthanized. Wisconsin woman found after missing for 62 years. Tomatoes recalled for salmonella. Gears of War game is coming to the PS5.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Trump might start taxing foreign films. Apple to let Spotify update their app to have external payments. Elon Musk's Starbase becomes a city. Brazil bombing at Lady Gaga concert thwarted by police.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Found some kittens today. Guy sets pants on fire to save on CGI effects. WWE will not be in Saudia Arabia this year. Donald Trump shares picture of himself as the pope. GameStop is still making shady deals.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

I woke up sick today. NJ person guilty of Arson. Vatican installs a chimney. Oregon is clearing out the homeless in the forest.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Xbox is starting to raise prices on their consoles and video games. Kids are breaking through fences and calling it the "Kool Aid Challenge." How do they even decide to only do one season of a show?Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Hear me rant for a few minutes about my love of pop music, specifically the artist "Marina."Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

I miscalculated how many sodas I drank against how many I actually had. There's a debate going around of who would win between one gorilla and one hundred men. Let's explore this.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

More doctors' appointments, more sweet potatoes. Meghan Markle is kind of hot, but is she no make-up wearing hot? Ultra processed foods may be linked to early death, so that's cool, I guess.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

The US has a lot of measle cases going on. Kristi Noem's purse napper has been found. GM recalls a lot of vehicles for engine failure. Drag queen Jiggly Caliente has passed away.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Let's talk about ingrown nails, Dr. Who, and all the other TikTok videos my algorithm is on. Also, McDonald's is bringing back chicken strips, and Kanye West gets banned from Twitch almost instantly.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Alot of Jack in the Box locations are closing, good riddance. Apple juice is getting recalled for having toxic substances. Rock throwing murderer sentenced to life. Epstein accuser conveniently dies.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Another day of work but playing Dandy's World is kinda fun. Nintendo Switch 2 preorders are of course not going well. China cancels US pork shipment. Mother falls to her death while hiking.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Pope's body keeps being moved around to show off. Andre Agassi starts playing pickleball. Florida sues Snapchat over being addictive to minors. Novavax vaccine is almost ready.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

RFK Jr. plans to phase out artificial food dyes. Washington Post inks deal with OpenAI. Instagram launches Edits app. Social media impact on teen mental health is being studied.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Delta plane catches fire. China warns other countries who oppose their interests. Kristi Noem's purse is stolen. Pope Francis has passed away.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

What a weekend of wrestling to watch, huh? Should I buy a weapon, or save the money for the Nintendo Switch and a brand-new bed? Ford is halting exports to China and being kind to AI can be expensive.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Pentagon fires three supposed leakers of information. Pope Francis meets with JD Vance. NYC pauses fines for compost trashcans. Jake Paul is about to box someone new.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

I got a pimple on my nose. NHL sets record for yearly attendance. US military hijacks plane in Belize. New Jersey is suing the Discord App. Ryan Gosling to star in new Star Wars film.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Florida State University had a shooting. Scientists find the strongest evidence of life on another planet. Eli Lilly developing weight loss pill. Haley Joel Osment arrested for public intoxication.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Spotify had a small outage but is back. Fyre Festival 2 has been postponed until further notice. Michelle Trachtenberg cause of death was diabetes related. Footage of Colossal Squid is scary.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Andrew Tate faces UK civil trial. Georgia man arrested for threats against Tulsi Gabbard. FDA OKs trials for pig liver transplants. Lil Nas X hospitalized for bell's palsy.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Bad case of the Mondays. The Last of Us season 2 showed on HBO Max. El Salvador isn't de-deporting a dude. Katy Perry went to space for a few minutes.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Drinking 3 cokes a day now. My task for the week is to watch wrestling and fill the holes I have outside in my yard with dirt. Dogs are crazy. Kitchen shears should help with making breakfast though.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Oldest Pearl Harbor survivor passes away. Idaho abortion is confusing. Cuban woman sentenced for smuggling operation. Beetlejuice 3 is reportedly in development.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Baby toy recalled due to choking hazard. Model Lucy Markovic passes away. Walmart employee shoots other employees. Doctors remove another pig kidney.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Wife of bassist for Weezer arrested for gun stuff. Peanuts recalled for having other peanuts. Pink full moon isn't really pink. Prada to buy Versace.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Fannie Mae fires over 100 employees for fraud. Texas measles cases are growing. Scientists reproduce a mice brain or something? Trump announces 90-Day pause on some tariffs.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Couldn't sleep a wink last night. Gotta lay off the coke and get a new bed. Dire wolf revived after 10,000 years of extinction. Link between maternal diabetes and autism discovered.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy