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Caught Slipping on the Olive Garden Tale. News: The Hot Dog Eating Contest Showdown Finds a New Home: A Saga + Accidentally Buying Confidential Military Documents at the Used Book Store. At 11:45 It's a Discussion on Road Rage: Why Do People Get So Mad? At 21:40 It's Scale of Joy: Change of Scenery + To-Do Lists that Never End. At 30:05 It's No Class Picks: Shopping Cart Sabotage + Taking Too Much Meat at Shabbat. Stay Classy! 

Turns Out it Wasn't Immaculate Conception... News: Electric Car Drivers Hit People More Than Gas Car Drivers (a Scientific Conclusion) + A Roof Ninja Keeps Her Secrets. At 10:10 It's Double News: Brian Discovers Tablescaping + Morgan Learns About Quicksand. Plus a Youtuber Gets Busted Big For Fireworks, Lambos, and Helicopters + Starship Finally Nails It. At 19:20 It's a Lesson in Class: Never Taking Responsibility. At 23:55 It's No Class Picks: Asking the Wrong Question in the Comments + Class Pick: Apologizing for Driving Into the Crosswalk. Stay Classy!  

News: Dr. Pepper Climbs the Soda Ranks + Who's in Charge of These Mummies? At 13:10 We're Sharing Stories From Our Week Apart; With Each Other and You. At 26:15 It's Schemes: Private Schools + The Olive Garden Incident. At 37:05 It's No Class Picks: The Worst Flight Ever + Class Pick: Neighbor Invitations to a Cute Birthday. Stay Classy!

Celebrating 75 Episodes with You Classy People! News: Nothing Lasts Forever/The Disappearing Internet + Inheritance From Your Billionaire Friend. At 14:05 It's Part One of a Free Car Advice Special Series: How to Buy a Car. This Week We're Telling You How to Get the Most Money Selling Your Old Car. At 22:30 A Class or No Class Situation. Morgan and Brian Have a Discussion and Difference in Opinion. At 33:00 It's No Class Picks: Listener Pick! Plus No Class  Graduation Speeches and A Class Pick: Old Enemies Become Friends. Stay Classy!

Listener Solutions for Automatic Toilets! News: Tacos Get a Michelin Star + The Freshest Fads From the 1800s. At 12:10 It's Big Ideas: Pro Athletes vs Regular People. At 21:20 It's You Think What?: "I Wish LA Had a Great Cocktail Bar" + "You Can't Just Do Green Screen". At 29:58 It's No Class Picks: Mogo Breaks Brian's Side of the Bed + Not Giving the Obligatory Response and Class Pick: Celebrating Morgan's Big Day. Stay Classy!

News: Dining Out on the Cheap and the Truth About Girl Math + Getting Towed While Still In Your Car. At 12:30 It's The Reporters: Why Are People in LA So Rude? + Morgan Gets Sidetracked on Yelp For Some Reason. At 21:12 It's Clear the Plates: Mother's Day/Welcome to Hell! At 29:55 It's No Class Picks: Early Morning Diners + Blocking Tesla Drivers In the Parking Lot. Stay Classy!

Brian Gets Called out for the Wrong Phone! News: Apes as Doctors + The Ultimate Deal on Cartier Earings and Being Naturally Drunk. No, really.  At 12:45 It's Double News: Sheep Love Axe Body Spray + Titanic II is Bad Vibes and So Are Flame Throwing Robot Dogs. At 19:40 It's Whine and Cheese: Pedestrians and Lifestyle Paradoxes + Love Locks in Hollywood and Writing Scholarships. At 30:45 It's No Class Picks: Ruining Movies Long Term + Manifesting on Instagram. Stay Classy!

The Air Fryer War Rages On! News: The Trouble with Shipping Home a Loved One Who Dies on Vacation + News Updates: Rat Hole, Red Lobster, and an Angry Drunk. At 13:05 It's an Open Letter to Automatic Toilets. Then at 17:20 It's Another Open Letter! Brian Says Goodbye to His iPhone 5C. At 22:45 It's No Class Picks: Unwanted Dad Vibes From a Fellow Adult + Being Classy to the Amazon Peeps. Stay Classy! 

Listeners Hatin' on Air Fryers! News: AI vs. Humans: The Top Gun Test + Brian's News Story Recommendation Isn't Up to Morgan's Standards. At 12:10 It's Free Car Advice: Brian Gets Surprised by a Friend's Choice to Fix a 20-Year-Old Car. At 18:20 It's Scale of Joy:  Morgan's Feeling Good Because of Some New Tools + Exhaustion Makes Tens Impossible. At 28:10 It's No Class Picks: Boost Mobile Customer Service Guys are All Class + Work Crews Lifting Each Other Up. Stay Classy!

News: New Art Work in Old Pompeii + Are Glow in the Dark Plants a Good Idea?  At 12:35 It's You Think What? Feeling Light and Sending Eggs in the Mail. At 20:20 It's a Lesson in Class: Fancy Cars Full of Trash. At 23:30 It's No Class Picks: Squatters' Rights + Eclipse Haters and Schools. Stay Classy!

News: A Terrifying Weather Tale and The Air Fryer Hoax + The Curse of the Colonel (Yup, KFC). At 14:30 We Have a Discussion on the Exploding Popularity of Women's Sports. 25:15 It's Schemes: Faking Zoom Calls + Paying for Free Seats on Flights. At 31:50 It's No Class Picks: Ghosted by Friends Who Make Plans + Class Pick: Checking on You After You Got Hurt at Work. Stay Classy! 

News: The Earth's Time Crisis + Crimes by Deez Nuts. At 9:10 It's Clear the Plates: Two Tales of Croissants. At 16:55 Making New Friends at a Hidden LGBTQ+ Community. At 26:20 It's No Class Picks: A No Class Teacher Layer Cake + Training Your Dog to be Classy. Subscribe anywhere you Listen! Stay Classy! 

News: Inside an Iron Lung for 72 Years + Oklahoma in the News. At 8:30 It's Whine and Cheese: Oscars No Fun and Mogo's Job Search + Sign Language Gets a Voice and Your Sister Achieving Her Dreams. At 17:30 It's an Interview with Morgan's Sister! At 23:16 It's No Class Picks: Morgan Ditches Willa + Burbank Airport Parking Lot Rudeness. Stay Classy!

Listeners Say Friendship Bread Goes Way Back! News: Netflix Gets Sued for One of It's Docs + Free Gas Lady Gets Busted. Plus, Worst Wonka World Ever. At 10:50 It's Double News: Princess Kate's Photoshop Controversy + Shady Kosher Bakery Deals. Plus, Maggets Fall From the Overhead Bin and The Soundbite of the Week. At 18:35 It's the Premiere of Big Ideas: Angry Drunk Labeling System. At 26:00 It's No Class Picks: QR Codes at Restaurants + Class Pick: Company Offering to Pay a Freelancer More. Stay Classy!

News: Bitcoin Halving + Skijoring in Colorado and the Florida Man Games. At 11:14 It's The Reporters: Your Body Is Only Ever 7 Years Old. At 16:40 It's Open Letter to the City of San Francisco: Brian Might Finally be Ready to Say Goodbye to LA. At 20:30 it's No Class Picks: Selling Books with Writing All Over Em + Listener Call In: Saving Dogs from Hot Cars. Plus Morgan Doesn't Feed the Cat. Stay Classy!

Mogo + Morg = Morgo. News: Camaros are Easy to Steal + Teachers are Millionaires. At 10:11 It's Free Car Advice: How to Handle Oil Leaks + Don't Tip Tow Truck Drivers. At 18:05 It's a Profile in Class: LinkedIn is the Only Safe Place on the Internet Left. At 22:00 It's No Class Picks: People Talking Too Loud on Planes + The Gov's My Plate Is a Gassy Mess. Stay Classy!

Don't eat the Chicken and Dumplings at Cracker Barrel. News: Grubhub Gets Sued + The World's Most Epic Dad Joke and Fighting the Nerd Emoji. At 12:10 It's a Discussion on Money and Relationships: A New App Requires a Good Credit Score to Join. At 19:45 It's a Debate: What is the Perfect Dog? At 26:45 It's No Class Picks: Frau Morgan Challenges the Boys + Neighbors Feeding the Rats. Stay Classy!

Our listeners eat in the shower! News: Snoop and Master P Sue Walmart + Dog Ate Your Money But You'll Get it Back ;) At 17:30 It's Double News: Open AI's Sora Videos Scare Brian + Stop With the Monkey Mummy Heads. At 20:20 It's Scale of Joy: This is What 10 Looks Like + A Hopeful 7. At 28:40 It's No Class Picks: I Know What Apps Are + Bad Jokes Get Bad Responses. Stay Classy! 

Judge Gets Busted for Texting in Court + Lady Gets Trash Compacted...Four Times. At 18:15 It's Clear the Plates: 6 Things Parents Do Wrong at Restaurants. At 17:00 It's a Discussion on Ikigai: Life's Purpose in Older Age. At 27:40 It's No Class Picks: Parking on Street Sweeping Day + Gender Fairness at the Club. Stay Classy!

Hand-Made Airplanes All Around Us + A Pigeon of Espionage. At 9:50 It's The Reporters: Grounding/Nutrients Through Your Feet. At 18:30 It's the Friendship Bread Controversy: How A Kind Gesture Turned into a Cycle of Hate at the Office. At 26:30 It's No Class Picks: Eating in the Shower + Men Can't Cook and a Class Pick: Mom's Showing Love. Stay Classy!

That's Class Boy! TNC is official. News: Trash Houses for Crabs + Rat Hole Weddings. Personal News: Brian's in Oscar Mode + Morgan's Brain is Better Without Social Media. At 11:00 It's You Think What?: Sneezing Out Your Eyeballs + What's a Buttermilk Donut. Plus: Brian Says I Love You to Morgan's Pillow and Takes a Quiz to Prove His LA Knowledge. At 23:00 It's a Lesson in Class: People Dismissing Your Dreams. At 27:20 It's No Class Picks: Ball and Chain Marriage Jokes + EHarmony Pimple Ads. Stay Classy!

The Valet Doesn't Eat the Scraps! News: Chick Fil A Settling Lawsuits with Giftcards + Shattered Football Helmets Doing Their Job and A Soccer Fan Gets to Ref...But Can't Celebrate a Win. At 8:00 It's Personal News: Brian and Morgan Finally Share Music + Morgan Calls Out Brian for Last Week's Whine. At 12:30 It's Free Car Advice: Remote Keys Not Working. At 18:25 It's a Discussion on the Squatty Potty: Classy or Embarassing? At 24:20 It's No Class Pick: Brian's Assumptions at the Beach are No Class + Sharing Whipped Cream with Dogs. Stay Classy!

It's Great to be Back! News: Cyber Kidnapping, That's New + Swimming in the Bass Pro Shop Aquarium. At 10:33 It's Double News: The Only News Stories You Need to Know that Happened While We Were Gone. At 19:04 It's Whine and Cheese: Elitist TV Show Taste and Hidden Sick Pay + The Greatest Gift of All is Time Together and Friends Sending You Food When You're Sick. At 28:40 It's No Class Picks: Fireworks on New Year's Eve + Giving People Leftovers Like it's a Good Thing. Stay Classy!

News: A Collection of Santa News + Pot Luck So Bad Update. At 14:07 It's Double News: Updates on Your Favorite News Stories from the Year. At 25:00 It's Open Letters from Brian and Morgan to the Listeners. At 31:20 It's No Class Picks: Kids on the Loose at MOMA + Christmas Card Class Pick. We're Taking a Holiday Break so Next New Episode Coming on Tuesday, January 9th. Stay Classy and Have a Happy New Year!

Listeners using Mid and Fake. News: Couples Can Sleep Apart (Doubt It) + The Harshest Sentence for Fast Food Crime. At 12:09 A Discussion on Workplace Pot Lucks: What's the Big Deal? At 19:50 It's Schemes: Jack of All Schemes at the Restaurant. At 27:00 It's No Class Picks: Bumped in Airport Security + Hearing Wedding Vows. Stay Classy!

Mogo's nickname divides the Listeners. News: Warheads During a Panic Attack + Naked Dude at It's a Small World + Brian Actually Likes It's a Small World. At 8:55 It's You Think What? Fine Line Between a Stroke and a Fever + Brian's Consolation Prize for Fall Decorations. At 16:49 It's a Profile in Class: Class Saves the Day. At 21:21 It's No Class Picks: Just Answer My Emails + Noticing Creepers. Stay Classy! 

Listeners say Thatsnoclass is upbeat, silly, and fun! News: Endless Shrimp was a Bad Idea + Festivus Gripes in Tampa. At 7:06 we say Goodbye to the Golden Bachelor: We won't miss you Gerry. At 11:10 One Hundred Percent Facts is Reborn as The Reporters: How Dangerous is Static Electricity in Your House? At  18:19 For Young is Back with Mid and Fake. At 26:22 It's No Class Picks: Not Going to Concerts with your Person + Creating a Donut Problem at Work. Stay Classy!

Getting Fooled by Fake Reviews + Secret Fortunes in New Hampshire. At 10:18 It's Double News : Did Ya Hear + Some Wakes Get Wild. At 19:34 Clear the Plates: When Do You Send Food Back? At 28:06 It's No Class Picks: Shopping Carts on Hills + Hair Warnings at Concerts. Stay Classy! 

A Big Thank You to All the Listeners! We Love You! Thanks for getting us here! News: Our Own Spotify Tattoos + Wind Noise is Bad When You're in Flight. At 10:45 A Special Whine and Cheese all about the show. At 18:42 The Listeners Have Spoken: The Top 10 Moments in Thatsnoclass History + an Honorable Mention. At 30:25 It's No Class Picks: Parking Space Theft at Costco + Willa's Sister is Classy in the Face of Morgan's Lack of Class. Stay Classy and Thanks for Listening!!!!

Crimes all around us here! News: A Murder at Our Taco Spot + The Loneliest Sheep in the World. At 10:40 it's Golden Bachelor Recap Eps 5 & 6. Give Kathy and Susan Their Own Show! At 14:35 Schemes: Morgan Got Robbed, then the REAL schemes started. At 18:00 Free Car Advice: A Thorough Breakdown on Avoiding Schemes at a Car Dealership. At 27:32 It's No Class Picks: Bank Security Guard has Style + No Class Kids Want Candy but it's a Good Thing. Episode 50 is Next Week! Send us Your Favorite Moments before November 18! Stay Classy!

On the Road to Episode 50. News: New Faces in the Workforce + Mustard Everything and the Mayo Trail. Trick or Treating with Millenial Parents. Mogo Drops Instagram. At 12:32 A Lesson in Class: The Most Amazing House Guest. At 16:55 A Wild Wedding Story (hint: Dad didn't make it). At 25:16 it's No Class Picks: Too-Short Notice for a Wedding Invite + Women Should Stop Saying Sorry. Let Us Know Your Favorite Moments from the First 50 Episodes! Stay Classy!

Worst-Case Scenario on Mushrooms + Cheaper Coffee with Kindess and Bomblets in the Thrift Store. At 07:47 it's Golden Bachelor Recap: Eps 4 and 5. We'll miss you Ellen! At 11:25 Celsius gives Morgan lots of energy but also inescapable Night Terrors. At 19:34 it's Scale of Joy with a new twist: Throw it Out the Window! At 28:00 it's No Class Picks: Lily's in Solidarity with Listener Gracie + Brian's a No Class Piece. Stay Classy!

Wood Table Home Remedies. News: Times Square and DTLA are back + Scheming Oysters on a Blind Date. At 05:08 Personal News: A new Swiftie and Love for the Farmers Market. At 7:44 A Debate on the Special Theory of Relativity. Morgan isn't about it. At 14:50 It's Recession Watch: Ketchup Breaking the Bank + The New Rules on Tipping + We Suck at Going Out Alone = Will There Be a Recession? And Will it Solve Everything? At 21:39 It's No Class Picks: Food During Live Events + That Guy Who Won't Stop Talking. Call the Voicemail! (877) 766- 2527. Stay Classy!

Don't Make Your Own Eyedrops! News: A complicated Robotaxi Accident + Reza tries to run across the Atlantic. At 9:05 It's a Golden Bachelor eps 2 and 3 recap. At 13:40 it's Double News with New Feature: Headlines Morgan Doesn't Know + The Annual Fat Bear Winner Gets Crowned + Olive Oil Crime. At 22:11 Morgan has a Lesson in Class: Don't Treat Elders Like They're Toddlers. At 26:55 It's Our First You've Got Mail Segment from a Listener. At 28:51 it's No Class Picks: The Classiest Little Girl in the World + Bringing Gifts to a Friend's House. Plus Listeners want us to get Sponsored! Stay Classy!

Morgan's Dad is in the studio! Listeners show concern for Brian's eyes + Boy Math is Real. News: Losing Weight on Vacation in Europe + Viking Windows and Giraffe Poop Jewelry. At 11:58 it's Free Car Advice: The Downside of Tesla's Car Insurance + Life and Death on the Railroad Tracks. At 22:16 We Take it to the Streets: Asking for Money too Late on a Group Activity. At 25:54 it's No Class Picks: Classy Parents Saving Kids + A No Class Pairing at the Comedy Club (hey bartenders, leave it to the professionals). Plus Morgan's Dad cracks B and M up for all the wrong reasons. Stay Classy!

The Writer's Strike Officially Comes to a Close. News: Taxes on Taylor Swift Tickets + Kid Runaways and Art on Blank Canvases. At 8:14 We Talk About the Golden Bachelor Premiere (it did NOT disappoint). At 10:27 Morgan Goes Wild at Disney. At 12:43 it's You Think What?: Post Office Ignorance + A Burning Sensation is a Good Thing with Home Made Eye Drops. At 21:26 our Gen Z Rep is Back with For Young: Fashion Cores + Lily Gets Stumped by Gen Alpha. At 29:12 it's No Class Picks: Class Picks in the Elevator + Three No Class Pairings. Find Brian Berumen on Good Reads because for some reason he likes it. Stay Classy!

Cracker Barrel Doesn't Represent the South. News: the Writer's Strike Might be Over Soon +  at 3:46 The Golden Bachelor Premiers this Week (AHHHHH!!!!) and Geese are Taking Over Echo Park in LA. At 13:00 We Have Discussion About Shocking Data on American Parenting (gasp!). At 23:40 we get  a Lesson in Girl Math. Turns out Mogo already has a PhD in it. At 31:15 No Class Picks: A Class Salute to Costco + Seat Stealing in College. Shoutout to Listener Gracie for this Week's Pick! 

The Show's First Controversy. News: Twinkies Be Rich Now + The Hambone Awards. Working Hard Surfaces Again for B and M. At 14:51 a New Segment: Clear the Plates! Restaurant Advice from a Master Server (Hint: it's Mogo) At 23:30 Brian Calls for Peace in an Open Letter to His Enemy in the Trader Joe's Stir Fry War. At 27:18 No Class Picks: Letting Your Family Think You're Lost in the Woods + Class Pick: Coworker Party Invites. Call the Voicemail (877) 766-2527. Email us at [email protected] @thatsnoclass. Stay classy!  

Mogo's Mom is Faster than Brian...by a lot. News: Don't Nobody Know how to Reverse Diagonal Park in LA. Reading Your Fortune with Cheese. Whine and Cheese: Buying Mystery Wine in the Gym Parking Lot. Taking it to the Streets: Posting Your Kids Photos Online, Whether they Like it or Not. No Class Picks: Oversharing to Your Class + Stealing Cheese from Your Coworker. Plus: A Special Shoutout to a Listener. 

The Eras Tour Never Ends. Change Your Name to Subway. Double News: Spankings instead of Tickets + The Voice that Never Ages + The Craziest Neighbor Feud of All Time. Like, Whoa. Scale of Joy: Trying to Keep the Numbers High. No Class Picks: Hearts in iMessage and a Trio of No Classery. 

Tricks to Get that Hotel Deposit Back. News: Movie Delays and Animal Attacks from the Sky. A Discussion on the Value of Hard Work. You Think What: Brian Races the Slowest Runner in the World. No Class Picks: Cutting your own food in Europe + Zoo Pals are all Class. 

This One's A Little Different. Expensive Pasta Sauce Gets the Ultimate Buyer. Regs Competing in Global Races. New Habits and New Sleep. Tales from a Vacation in Six Chapters. No Class Picks: Gas Station Etiquette and the Struggles of Freelance Employment

Crypto for the Apocalypse. Vegan Lice Live Forever. Brian's a Quail Man Now. Morgan's, the Queen of Girl Dinner. Schemes: That Guy's Paying for Me. It's Too Much Hot. Taking it to the Streets: Settling the Birthday Cake at Work Debate. No Class Picks: Too Hot for Dogs on the Trail and Too Much Honesty at the Start of the Work Day. 

Immersive Art Goes Bankrupt + The Least Frightening Salon Robbery. Free Car Advice: Flat Tires + Hot Car Rescues. For Young: Rizz and Girl Dinner. No Class Picks: Mario Kart Racing at a Party + Class Should Match the Age of Your Knees. 

Amazon actually doing something good. Roller Coaster horror stories. Whine and Cheese: Canned Wines + The Extra Cheesy Edition. Lesson in Class: Doing Compliments All Wrong. No Class Picks: Sarcasm in the Workplace + Breaking the Wave at a Ball Game

Life and Death Marriage Proposals + Saving Thousands Flying to College Every Day. Double News: Phubbing Ruins Relationships and Girl Dinner Feels Wrong + Little Free Blockbusters. An Update on Brian's Family History: The Hope Chest Hides a Secret. No Class Picks: Stay Off Your Phone at Work + A Class Dilemma at a Birthday Party. 

Otters Don't Play. SAG goes on strike. Brian needs to get a tattoo for the show to get funding. Dolphins have baby talk. A discussion about growing up on social media + A Debate: who decides what happens to your birthday cake? A Letter to Our Cat. No Class Picks: Undoing the Damage of a Hothead + Birthday Surprises at Work

Stop throwing phones at artists on stage! Confessing workplace sins to a fake priest. Brian prevents a grifting + Morgan gets a nice hat. Scale of Joy: Brian's Highs and Morgan's Lows. Profile in Class: Katarina the Breakfast Angel. No Class Picks: Music on the trail + A Call from Japan. 

Vandalism at the Colisseum. Chat GPT, Attorney at Law. When fine acting meets a great scheme, Morgan gets took. Free Car Advice: The Repairs You  Can Do on Your Own. No Class Picks: Learn People's Names + Is Brian's Phone too Damn Old?

Morgan and Brian both have animal stories somehow! Double News: Becoming Homeless in Old Age + Petty Boss Gets Busted. Taking it to the Streets: To Look at People While Driving or Not? No Class Picks: Great Shame in a Sacred Temple. And our first ever Class Icon Award.