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The 3 Wise Men Couldn't Make it

Three unwise friends discuss a different HOT TOPIC every week and their colorful (read: weird)  life experiences with a total lack of sanity and a big dollop of moronic comedy. Life advice WILL be given but probably should be ignored.

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    The Download Festival 2026 Preview Episode!!!!

    Send us Fan MailIts nearly time for the mightiest, heaviest, most rockingest festival of 2026, Download!In this very special episode Pete, Carl and Guest star Ghosthunter Pete discuss the lineup, best Downloads of the past and the what the future may hold.Big thanks to Leigh for letting us record in The Saddle Inn in Chester! Rock on Tommy! (dated reference)

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    We 'Improve' The Movies - Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn Part 1

    Send us Fan MailListen up you primitive screwheads, this episode the 3 Unwise Men attempt to improve the greatest horror/comedy movie of all time, the mighty Evil Dead 2 from 1987. They fail, but have fun in the process. Please wont you JOIN US for singing corpses, the evil of director Sam Raimi, the misfortune of star Bruce Campbell ever knowing Sam Raimi and more dumb stuff than you can shake a boomstick at.

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    The Catch Up Episode!

    Send us Fan MailIts been a busy year for the 3 Unwise Men, in this episode we bare our hearts and innermost feelings about the past year or so and explain why our schedules been a bit ropey. Plus, a constant stream of abuse, stupid stories, Carl doesn't have a girlfriend and we discuss some super hot news items.

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    FIXING JURASSIC PARK - We 'Improve' the Movie Part 2

    Send us Fan MailWe're back trying to fix the unfixable, Spielberg classic Jurassic Park Part 2 of 2.Is this possible? The answer, of course is a resounding 'no'. So join us for dinosaurs with emo hair, 'saur smack downs and hot pelicans. We apologies profusely, but what do you expects from these unwise idiots?Enjoy peeps!

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    FIXING JURASSIC PARK - We 'Improve' the Movie Part 1

    Send us Fan MailWelcome back to another 3 Wise Men Thrill Ride True Believers and Wise Menologists! the second 3 Wise Men Improvey the Movies focusses on 90's Spielberg classic Jurassic Park. So please join Carl, Rich and Jurassic Park canteen employee Tyrone Osaursusrex as they dissect, analyze and fix the mistakes that heck Spielberg unleashed on the world. You want Sexy Alan Grant, men with open tops, dinosaur themed canteen snacks and poop eating dinos? We got ya covered amigo.

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    FIXING ALIEN - We 'Improve' the Movie - Part 2

    Send us Fan MailIts part 2 of The 3 Wise Men try to improve a stone cold horror classic. How do they do? Welp, its not as good as a stone cold horror classic, but maybe there are some interesting insights in here - The Xenomorph uses the PA system, the Xenomorph uses a spacesuit for a cheeky little trick, Ridley Scott, you may have missed some vital advice here mate.Part 2 of a ludicrous 2 part series.

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    FIXING ALIEN - We 'Improve' the Movie - Part 1

    Send us Fan MailWe are back after a bit of a break with our first 'The 3 Wise Men Improvey the Movies' series. First one out of the gate is the 1979 classic 'Alien'. Can we improve on one of the greatest Sci-Fi horrors of all time? Tune in and find out as we discuss grimy actors, squatting in ducts, Sidney Sweeney and frying alien eggs. The short answer is 'No'.Part 1 of 2!

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    Season 3 Episode 3 - Rich Birthday Bonanza

    Send us Fan MailIn a wildly self-indulgent episode we celebrate the birthday of the most clinically insane member of the group - the mighty Rich.Listen on as we shower Rich with gifts, accolades, and pepper the podcast with interesting birthday thoughts to ponder.Who really enjoys birthday cards?What's the best birthday food? Does anyone really like birthday cake?Listen in and enjoy this giant back slapping excercise!

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    Season 3 Episode 2 - Apple Watch Tips and who would make the BEST PRESIDENT????

    Send us Fan MailIts a Carl free Ep this time as he was at Download 2025 (check out the vlog on the You tube channel). In this episode a bereft Pete and Rich discuss some incredibly useful Apple Watch handy hints in the first ever DICK TIPS segment.Then we dive into a hot and heavy political discussion about who would make a better POTUS than Lil' Donny Trump, the answer may surprise you. I mean that's not difficult shoes to fill is it?WOMP WOMP! ENJOY PEEPS!

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    ALL NEW Season 3 Episode 1 - POLITICS AND 3 IDIOTS - TRUMP vs MUSK

    Send us Fan MailOK folks, season 2 was a bit all over the shop so we are recalibrating, with a hot new season 3! MORE CONTROVERSIAL TOPICS! COOL MINISERIES! HOT OPINIONS! REGULAR UPLOADS! SEX!And in this debut NEW FORMAT ep we discuss the feud of the century. The worlds most 'not on drugs' richest man vs the worlds most powerful orange man! Its bigger than Godzilla vs Kong! Deadpool vs Wolverine! Pat Butcher vs Pat Sharpe! Its Elon Musk vs Donald J Trump!

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    Season 2 Episode 5 - Dad Jokes Special

    Send us Fan MailYeah, yeah we know, we jumped a couple of eps here, personal stuff got in the way and and the files went bye bye. You can however watch them all on You tube!This ep sees the us attempt to not crack up at each others terrible, appalling, very very bad dad jokes. The finest form of humor in the galaxy. Laugh you get belted with a hammer, lightsaber or axolotl. And that's no joke!Log onto The Tube for the full experience.

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    Season 2 Episode 1 - Carl's Creamy Facial

    Send us Fan MailIts the first episode of the all-new, all-different 3 Wise Men Couldn't make It, and with it we bring you more glorious content fresh from the anvils of the podcast gods. This week we are spinning in some fun and games, wanna play Liar Liar? Listen to the latest hot topics on the 3 Wise Newsmen or challenge the Wheel of Waffle? Well tune in True Believer its bumpy ride - for the full experience and our hideous faces WATCH THE YOUTUBE EP PEOPLE!

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    Podcast #30 - The 2024 3 Wise Men Oscars - With Leigh from The Saddle

    Send us Fan MailIts the Night of Nights as we are joined by Leigh, Guv'nor of The Saddle (Worlds Greatest Rock Bar) for the 2024 3 Wise Men Oscars.Marvel at the lack of glitz and glamour!Gasp at Carl's inability to tell what year it is!Faint at Rich's lack of pop culture knowledge!!We discuss our favorite movies, music and moments from 2024. and things to come in 2025.Jizzhands!!!!!

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    Podcast #29 - New Year Goals and Motivation

    Send us Fan MailIts a new year and it promises new experiences, new horizons and new stupidity for the Unwise Men. Join us as we discuss the forthcoming events, pods, movies and darts crap to come in 2025. Also would you believe we have 2 very special guests? Well....we do bub.Tune in and drop off people.

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    Podcast #28 - We Play Dungeons and Dragons (Very Poorly) Part 2

    Send us Fan MailContinuing on the epic saga from our previous D&D Episode, vegan barbarian Grunthong, pan throwing wizard Fannygasp and Carl are in dire straits, being attacked by and angry troll. But what happens when Carl is called back to his home planet? Who will replace his formidable presence? who is Security Dan? What terrors lurk in the D&D Wetherspoons? Can Grunthong get a decent dessert there? Tune into this crap and find out.'Way better than that Lord of the Rings crap' - A Book Critic Dude

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    Podcast #26 - How To Run a Music Festival

    Send us Fan MailIn this episode of the 3 wise men couldn’t make it podcast we decided to create our own fictional music festival with some hilarious outcomes.... want an army of fancy dress Hitlers dancing to the Happy Mondays and a drug snorting Loch Ness Monster? Or you could head over to the Heaven and Hell Festival where you will be screamed at by Brian Blessed or lulled into a false sense of security by Professor Brian Cox. Either way you are in for a treat...We don’t take ourselves to seriously at the 3 wise men podcast headquarters and we like to keep things fun and lighthearted so grab a few nibbles and your drink of choice and get yer rocks off to 3 morons talking utter wham.#MusicFestivalVibes#FestivalSeason#LiveMusicLove#FestivalGoals#SummerFestivals#bB MusicFestivals2025#FestivalAddict8.#OutdoorConcerts9.#FestivalLife10.#RaveNation11.#FestivalWeekend12.#MusicAndFriends13.#FestivalStyle14.#FestivalFashion15.#FestivalCamping16.#LiveYourMusic17.#FestivalExperience18.#EDMFestival19.#RockFestival20.#IndieFestival21.#MusicLoversUnite22.#GoodVibesOnly23.#FestivalFever24.#DancingAllNight25.#FestivalCulture26.#EpicFestivalMoments27.#FestivalLineup28.#FestivalFeels29.#FestivalSquad30.#MusicAdventure31.#BassDrop32.#FestivalMemories33.#CrowdEnergy34.#MusicUnderTheStars35.#GlobalFestivals36.#MusicEverywhere37.#FestivalReady38.#WeekendVibes39.#LetTheMusicPlay40.#RhythmAndBeats41.#MusicInTheAir42.#FestivalRoadTrip43.#NightOfMusic44.#FestivalGlow45.#UltimateFestivalExperience46.#FestivalSeasonForever47.#GrooveAndMove48.#SunsetSounds49.#FestivalAddiction50.#TheBeatGoesOnWould you like more personalized hashtags or ones for specific types of festivals?

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    Podcast #25 - Real Ghost Stories from The Saddle in Chester

    Send us Fan MailWe are once more live and barely alive from The Saddle Rock Bar in Chester and joined by its legendary proprietor, the mighty Leigh. Hop over to You tube for the full video experience, featuring actual CCTV ghost footage from The Saddle and Pete's awful new haircut, as we tell spooky true-life ghost stories and try not to faint in utter terror, and not just from looking at Pete's new haircut.Strap yourselves in folks for a knee-knocking, dread-inducing, a bit of wee in your pants, ride.Woooooooooooooooooo, etc.

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    Podcast #24 - Tough Guys (and Girls)

    Send us Fan MailYou think you got what it takes? You talking to me? You think you're tough?? You 'aint got the stones mate, you horrible little rodent. This episode we talk about tough guys and girls, what's your tough guy daily routine? Who's the toughest movie character? What does it mean to be tough in this crazy world? All hosted by our very special guest, half sized brother to Vinnie Jones, the one and only pint sized barbarian Mini Jones. Are you tough enough to listen to this or does Mini have to come round to your gaff and bite your kneecaps off? Hmm? Hmmmm?

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    Podcast #23 - How to Run a Pub or Bar - featuring Leigh from The Saddle

    Send us Fan MailStrap in folks for a VERY special episode as we come to you LIVE from Chester's one and only rock bar, The Saddle. We are joined by its owner, proprietor and self-proclaimed emperor. Leigh and discuss the crazy word of pubs and bars and running THE GREATEST BAR IN THE WORLD.The boys go head to head with Lee to decide who can run the most successful bar, 2 clueless dipshits or an actual successful businessman? The answer will surprise you.Fancy a pint?

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    Podcast #22 - Halloween Horror Extravaganza

    Send us Fan MailWelcome to our horrifically late Halloween Horror episode. Pop over to YouTube for the full visual treat, as Venom, a Poundland Wolfman and Kick-ass celebrate the spooky season and discuss best horror movie kills, scariest moments and the raw, untrammeled  power of Horlicks. Bwahahah, wooooooooo, etc.

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    Podcast #21 - We Talk Animals

    Send us Fan MailIn this episode we talk Animals but not quite as straightforward as one might think....... We ask the boys what animals body part they would choose to have and why. How to make the ultimate wild killing machine and badger parades.Special guest Steve Irwinnits joins hosts and tells us all about his undying love for crocodiles and his gorgeous Shiela, Brucella. Pete pops in for the hot, hot news and we ponder how come Pete is never around when we have a special guest. It’s almost like Superman and Clark Kent all over again.Or more accurately Bananaman and Little Eric Wimp.

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    BIG PODCAST NEWS

    Send us Fan MailWe have some big, steaming hot news in this short update podcast episode. We are only a small podcast just finding our feet and have some great news which might help us grow our audience a bit faster. This episode is basically the audio from our second video podcast which you can find in video form on our YouTube channel, go to The Tube if you wanna see our ugly mugs.Also naughty school stories (not that kind). 

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    Podcast #20 - Being British

    Send us Fan MailIn this episode of The 3 Wise Men Couldn’t Make It we discuss what it means to be British.From music to films we talk our favourite bands, movies, food and debate our best and worst towns and cities that the wonderful green pastures of the UK has to offer. Join us as we decide our favourites, for a conversation so patriotic, you will all grow stiff upper lips and say 'old chap' alot.

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    Podcast #19 - We Play Dungeons and Dragons...........Badly

    Send us Fan MailDungeons and Dragons, D&D for short is one of the biggest games in the world. In this scintillating ep D&D Expert Jay joins us for a beginners run through of fantasy based insanity. So join the sex Dungoen Master, Gruntthong the Barbarian, Fannygasp the Wizard and Carl on an adventure into the depths of the unknown. Grab your swords, power up your spells and grab your sex toys. Its time to play a game. A very dumb game. No offense to D&D we are crap.....

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    Podcast #18 - Agony Aunt Special - WE SPREAD THE LOVE!

    Send us Fan MailEveryone needs a bit of help sometimes and we at The 3 Wise Men Couldn't Make It are happy to give you, the listener. our kind, gentle, worldly advice. We've all been around the block a bit (apart from Carl) and are more than give sensible, well thought out and dare I say it, SEXY advice. Sit down, make a nice cuppa, chug a bag of ket and tune in!

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    Podcast #17 - Extreme Punishment Quiz Night.

    Send us Fan MailThe 3 (un)wise men go head to head on quiz subjects of their choosing. Get a question wrong eat a bunch of crap. Be calm, take a deep breath, chin a swift half of Stella and prepare to be quizzed on, the MCU, ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA and TROPICAL FISH (seriously).

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    Podcast #16 - HOW TO SURVIVE A HAUNTED HOUSE

    Send us Fan MailA mind-shattering descent into EVIL and how to survive in a haunted environment. Join Imagineer, dark poet, sensual LOVER and horrornaut Bob Bassivemalls as he puts Carl and Rich through their paces in a heart-stopping set of scenarios based on ACTUAL HAUNTINGS. The Amityville Horror, Annabelle, Borley Recory and Evil Dead.....AGAIN (FFS). You ears will want to separate from your body in fear, enjoys explorers of the dark ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................PS.....BOO!

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    PODCAST #15 WE CHOOSE OUR TOP 5 MOVIES OF ALL TIME

    Send us Fan MailAfter a bit of a break the boys are back with one of the most singularly unscripted, unplanned, done on the fly episodes ever. You love  movies, we love movies, so we talk fave films. STAR WARS - Check! MASSIVE AGE GAP CHOICES - Check! EVIL DEAD 2 - Check! (of course). All this plus Download 2024 gossip, Carl rambles on and Rich has underpants issues.

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    Podcast #14 THREE IDIOTS IN SPACE

    Send us Fan MailWelcome to this weeks Podcast where the boys are transported from the comfort of the big podcasting shed into outer spaceWhat will they take onboard the rocket as they travel into the great unknown? Some useful items to help them on the journey or will they take a load of stupid stuff that will have no use to them whatsoever in outer space like for example a rubber ring to float around in once zero gravity kicks inWhat would the unwise men from the podcast do once they get to the moonWell what any English bloke would do. make their mark on it Sit back with a beverage of your choice and enjoy Thanks for listening 

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    Podcast #13 BONKERS HOLIDAY STORIES

    Send us Fan MailIn this episode we talk about our  craziest holiday experiences.Find out why Pete watched a sexy show in a church in Amsterdam while his missus tried to hide in her handbag Who stole Carls nice new cap and replaced it with a naff fluorescent fedora Why did Rich almost get arrested by the sheriff in the USA for just saying hello in American

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    PODCAST #12 - CRYPTIDS! The MOTH MAN! The Savage LOCH NESS MONSTER! A Big Hairy BIGFOOT! Worms! PARANORMAL CREATURES!

    Send us Fan MailIN PODCAST 12 THE GUYS ARE JOINED BY PROFESSOR ALAN VON BAIRYHASTARD WHO IS A TOP CRYPTID RESEARCHER AND AN EXPERT IN HIS FIELD, IN FACT HE CAN OFTEN BE FOUND STOOD OUT IN HIS FIELD WHERE HE SWEARS HE FOUND SOME LARGE CAT POOP THAT HE BELIEVE  IT OR NOT CAME FROM A LARGE CAT LIKE CREATURE. IN THIS EPISODE OF THE  3 WISE MEN COULDN'T MAKE IT PODCAST CARL AND RICH ARE GRILLED BY THE PROFESSOR ON WHAT THEY WOULD DO IF THEY EVER CAUGHT A GLIMPSE OF A CRYPTID CREATURE IN THE WILD WHO BRUTALLY CHALLENGES THEM TO TELL HIM HOW THEY MIGHT GO ABOUT CATCHING  SUCH A CREATURE  AND WHAT THEY MIGHT USE TO DO SO.CARL  QUICKLY FINDS OUT THAT RICH IS A RUTHLESS COWARD AND WOULD USE HIM AS CANNON FODDER IN AN ATTEMPT TO EVADE ANY GIVEN STRANGE  AND WILD BEASTY  THAT THEY WOULD ENCOUNTERED. THE TWAT. RICH LEARNS THAT THERE ARE MANY  POSSIBLE WAYS TO CATCH A CRYPTID AND IS SHOCKED TO FIND OUT THAT CARL INTENDS TO USE A CONDOM ON ONE PARTICULAR  POOR UNSUSPECTING TYPE OF  CRYPTID. BUT WHAT DOES PROFESSOR  BAIRYHASTERD THINK OF CARL'S GENIUS RUBBER JOHNNY CRAZY CRYPTID CATCHING PLAN ITS LIKE SOMETHING FROM SCOOBY DOO THINKS RICH.PETE POPS IN AND OUT OF THIS EPISODE AND FOR SOME STRANGE REASON HE NEVER SPEAKS TO OR IS AROUND WHEN VON BAIRYHASTARD IS ABOUT. WEIRD THAT..... SO SIT BACK, GRAB A BREW AND A TUNNOCK'S TEA CAKE AND ENJOY THE SHOW THANKS FOR WATCHING #cryptids #paranormalinvestigation #funnyconversations #podcastshow #funnypodcastmoments #comedypodcast #cryptid #mothman #bigfoot #yeti #deathworm #bigcats #wolfman #jersey devil #monsters #strangecreatues #nessie #lochness #lochnessmonster #seamonsters #newpodcast #comedyskits #ukskits #skits #comedyshows #audiopodcast

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    Podcast #11 - FICTIONAL FIGHTS! WHO WINS??? James Corden Vs Popeye! Bob the Builder vs Magneto! WHO WINS? WHO DIES???! TUNE IN TRUE BELEIVER!

    Send us Fan MailIN THE 3 MEN PODCAST EPISODE 11 WE HAVE DECIDED TO HAVE A BIT OF FUN AND COME UP WITH SOME FICTIONAL CELEBRITY FIGHTS AND BATTLES.  WE PUT THE BIG MOUTHED TOTALLY OTT PERSONALITY OF JAMES CORDEN UP AGAINST THE LOVABLE  SPINACH EATING PIPE SMOKING LEGEND THAT IS POPEYE AND THE OUTCOME OF THIS  ONE WAS JUST HOW WE WANTED IT TO GO. HOW ABOUT CAPTAIN BIRDSEYE AND JOHN WEST SLUGGING IT OUT IN A CARPARK BEHIND THE PUB . WITH FISH BITS AND FINS FLYING EVERYWHERE. CAN YOU CALL THIS ONE ?HOW ABOUT A BATTLE SCENE WITH ONE LONESOME TOUGH GUY GUY ON ONE SIDE LIKE BLADE AND THE WHOLE CAST OF THE TWILIGHT MOVIE ON THE OTHER. BIT ONE SIDED YOU WOULD THINK. 🤔Its really not folks. #comedy #funnypodcastmoments #comedypodcast #twilight #brucespringsteen #jamescorden #celebritygossip #celebrity #celebrityfight #funnyconversations #funnycomedy

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    Podcast #10 - Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide Featuring The Walking Dead's RICK GRIMES! CALIPPOS! PEAS! A NICE SIT DOWN! #zombiesurvival #zombieland #zombieapocalypse

    Send us Fan MailIn episode number 10 of THE 3 WISE MEN COULDN’T MAKE IT PODCAST the guys talk about the zombie apocalypse and how would they survive it. Where would you go first, what would be your choice of weapon, how many flap jacks would you need to pack, are Calippo’s a good idea and if not why the hell not? They're delicious.Which supermarket would you raid for food supplies first and what would you take ?Could you even tell the difference between some of the supermarket staff and the Zombies ?Is a golf putter a good idea to use a weapon in a Zombie onslaught, CARL seems to think so and that is the main reason he would die first !!!Could you treat a Zombie with something like pork scratching maybe and would it be possible to train  a zombie like you would train a Dog ?GRAB A DRINK AND SOME NIBBLES, SIT BACK AND REALISE WHAT COMPLETE MORONS THE 3 WISE(UNWISE) MEN ACTUALLY AREPLEASE LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE  ITS ALL WE ASKCAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!Shorts remixing this videoTIPS FOR A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE DO YOU PACK A FLASH LIGHT OR A FLESH LIGHT. CARL THINKS THE LATTER😲😲436 viewsPODCAST HOW TO SURVIVE A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE #zombies #zombiesurvival #zombie shorts398 views

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    Podcast #9 - Phobias - What Creeps us Out, Find out What Our Worst Phobias Are - DUCKS! WATER! POOPS!

    Send us Fan MailWelcome to podcast #9 We talk about our phobias and delve into the crazy world of some of the most bizarre phobias, ranging from fear of ducks watching you to fear of pooping. Our own personal fears range from fear of buttons to the fear of water, and we also hear from Carl as he tells us his unique phobia of not being scared of heights unless he falls off the ladder or mountain.🤣Moron.#funnypodcastmoments #comedy #funny #audio #bestpodcastmoments #phobias #weiredphobias #bestpodcast #newpodcast#differentpodcsst #goodpodcast #comedypodcast #brandnewpodcast #podcasting #newpodcasters #funnyconversations #funnytalking #toppodcast #toppodcastmoments

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    Podcast #8 - Conspiracy Theories - We talk Paul McCartney, Flat Earth, Drones and the SOLAR ECLIPSE

    Send us Fan MailWelcome back to THE 3 WISE MEN COULDN’T MAKE IT Podcast, in which we mostly unwise men, dive into the strange world of conspiracy theories.Come along with us on a roller coaster of a Podcast ride where we will be discussing things like does SIR PAUL MCCARTNEY STILL HAVE A HEAD / ARE BIRDS REAL OR DRONES / IS J K ROWLING EVEN A REAL PERSON AND IS THE EARTH AS FLAT AS A SHROVE TUESDAY DELICIOUS LEMONY SUGARY COATED  PANCAKE Also on our show as usual we start with some hot hot news about things we have or haven’t done in the week between Podcasts. For example why does Rich drill his back with a HAMMER DRILL? or WHY DOES CARL WRITE FLIRTY NOTES TO PEOPLE IN WORK TIME AT THE BOWLING ALLEY?  And the biggie WHO MAKES PETE ANGRY EVERY FRIDAY EVENING. IS IT CARL OR IS IT RICH ?, it’s usually Carl but this week that changed !Sit back and grab a drink of your choice and a few nibbles, as this could be our last few days before the 8th of April SOLAR ECLIPSE wipes us all off the face of the EARTH or at the very least make it go a bit dark for a few minutes.THANKS FOR TAKING THE TIME TO LISTEN TO US OUR WISE-TRIBE  ( yes that’s what I’m going to call you all from now on) AND PLEASE LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE AS IT WILL BRING YOU GOOD FORTUNE AND PLENTY OF ADMIRATION IN THE FUTURE IF THERE IS ONE.

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    Podcast #7 - Funny and Bizarre True Life Stories From the Big City - A MAN FIGHTS A LOAF OF BREAD...FOR REAL

    Send us Fan MailThe Big City is a weird place, full of the best and worst this lousy planet has to offer...we recount some of our encounters in The Big Smoke - the filth, the grime, the oozes and the lunatics.....From a man having a full on battle and brutal fight with a Warburton's thick cut loaf in the middle of a busy street in the middle of the afternoon to a man who collects pint glasses in his local pub who will not take any money as payment but insists on being paid only in crisps.Have you ever been threatened by a man who is licking a public litter bin dressed only in his underpants and shouting he will strangle you with his pecker, NO! Well WE HAVEIF YOU ENJOY OUR PODCAST PLEASE SUBSCRIBE AND HIT THE LIKE BUTTON

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    Podcast #6 - UFOs, UAPs, Aliens Probing Bottoms and Our Own Personal Accounts and Sightings

    Send us Fan MailIn this edition of our podcast the 3 unwise men talk about UFO'S, UAP'S  and ALIENS which CARL, the younger member of the podcast can't actually spell without help from his weary co hostsWe talk about our own personal encounters and sightings of strange things that we have seen flitting around in the sky. All this and more discussed in our own unique way with a big dollop of humor: what ALIENS might want with our bottoms and why are they obsessed with cutting holes in our poor old Earth Cows?Fox Mulder would bloody love this ep.THE 3 WISE MEN COULDN’T MAKE IT23 subscribers<__slot-el><__slot-el>Subscribed2Share50 views  Mar 24, 2024In this edition of our podcast the 3 unwise men talk about UFO'S UAP'S  and ALIENS which Carl our younger member of the podcast can't actually spell without help from his co hostsWe talk about our own personal encounters and sightings of strange things we have seen flitting around in the sky. we discuss in our own unique way with a big dollop of humour what ALIENS might want with our bottoms and why are they obsessed with cutting holes in our Earth Cows?

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    Podcast #5 - Times We Nearly Died - Death Defying Wet Suits, Broken Boobs, Nearly Exploding an Entire Street!

    Send us Fan MailIn this episode we recall moments in our lives where we very nearly bit the dust so to speak.From RICH almost blowing up the house and half the street to CARL flapping around in a stream wearing an inflatable wet suit which almost  resulted in him drowning in his own spit. We also hear how PETE fell out of a static caravan and broke his boob and ribs on a folded up deck chair.We make light of these stories now that we are OK, but at the time they were almost life changing or even life ending. Grab a drink of your choice and some nibbles, sit back and enjoy our ridiculous true life accounts of how moronic we really can be and you may end up wondering how we even manage to get through a day without causing chaos and total destruction, SIDENOTE - Well, in fact, we can't folks as during the making of this actual podcast PETE went for a wee wee in the dark and fell off the decking resulting in a trip to Hospital and now has his arm  in a cast. This is how far we are prepared  to go to Entertain our listeners !!THANKS FOR LISTENING AND PLEASE LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE

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    Podcast #4 - Ghosts and Shadow People, Pete the Ghost Hunter, Terror! Fright! Mild Diarrhea!

    Send us Fan MailWelcome to Podcast #4 where we talk ghosts and all things that not only go bump in the night but go bang and crash in the day too. We have a special guest, Ghosthunter Pete who has some creepy  ghost stories of his own as well as ghostly encounters that we the hosts have experienced at some point in our weird lives.So sit back, open a nice can of ectoplasm and let us regale you with tales of shadow people, possessed baby bottles, poltergeists and haunted houses.We hope you enjoy our podcast and find at least some part of it faintly terrifying.

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    Podcast #3 - Horror Movies! Evil Dead! The Thing! Teletubbies! Dogs licking Their Bums!

    Send us Fan MailIn this weeks Podcast our main topic is Horror movies where we pick our favorites  from this wildly varying genre of films. We argue why getting trapped under the bed whilst trying to fix the slats like RICH did can trigger a horrendous episode of claustrophobia much like watching the movie Buried.In our Podcast we always like to start off with some hot news about our daily lives and things that have happened to us during the week like CARL accidentally standing on a dead Pigeon whilst listening to the TELETUBBIES  playlist on his morning stroll.This was a quiet week for PETE our fantastic host of the Podcast as the only things he managed to do with his precious time this week were descale an oven (we don't even know what he is talking about) and his only other achievement this week was having a nice sit down on the couch and talking to his little Dog Tilly who after listen to him drivel on decided now would be a good time to lick her bottom as to distract herself from his monotonous yarn.Please sit back and and in the words of RW let us entertain you. oh and please hit the thumbs up if you like our Podcast and even if you didn't and we would be honoured if you hit SUBSCRIBE thanks

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    Podcast #2 - Gigs and Festivals - Download and Leeds Festival, Crazy Gigs, Harry Styles, Durton!

    Send us Fan MailWe discuss the merits of gigs and festivals. Getting covered in urine, festival toilets, Harry Styles, the mysterious entity know only as Durton....

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    Podcast #1 - SCARY STORIES, UFO’S, GHOSTS AND CRYPTIDS

    Send us Fan MailHave you ever seen a ghost, a Draculs a UFO, UAP or just something really strange and bizarre that left you feeling uneasy or scared? In this episode of THE 3 WISE MEN COULDN'T MAKE IT we delve into the world of the unexplained and recall some of our own scary encounters. We also have CARL'S DAD ...  A guest with a ghostly story all of his own.Want to hear some scary stories but don't want to get too scared?  Then our  unique approach might just be for you, we don't want to scare the pants off you we want to tease the pants off you with our moronic sense of humour. (Which we use to cover up the fact that when we saw what ever scary stuff we saw a little bit off wee came out. And on some occasions a little bit of poo.) please enjoy and SUBSCRIBE to our channel. DON'T GET SCARED NOW !!!Or do.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Three unwise friends discuss a different HOT TOPIC every week and their colorful (read: weird)  life experiences with a total lack of sanity and a big dollop of moronic comedy. Life advice WILL be given but probably should be ignored.

HOSTED BY

Peter Harper

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What is The 3 Wise Men Couldn't Make it about?

Three unwise friends discuss a different HOT TOPIC every week and their colorful (read: weird)  life experiences with a total lack of sanity and a big dollop of moronic comedy. Life advice WILL be given but probably should be ignored.

How often does The 3 Wise Men Couldn't Make it release new episodes?

The 3 Wise Men Couldn't Make it has 42 episodes. Check the episode list to see recent publication dates and frequency.

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Who hosts The 3 Wise Men Couldn't Make it?

The 3 Wise Men Couldn't Make it is created and hosted by Peter Harper.
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