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The Abraham Lincoln Logs
by Abraham Lincoln
The words of Abraham Lincoln risen from the grave. Frequently updated political comedy.
Episodes
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The Abraham Lincoln Logs #200
The exciting conclusion of... THE ABRAHAM LINCOLN LOGS! Abe has a conversation with Mary Todd about how their 200 episode stint has made human civilization over into a kind of utopia. How the old boss is same as the new boss and how to smash our jailer society with three easy-to-remember daily...
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The Abraham Lincoln Logs #198
Abe talks Swine Flu, Biden's Blank Check, and Obama's stray plane. VP promises blank check to entertainment cartel. Airforce one plays chicken in NYC Airforce flyover scare Swine Flu Q&A
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The Abraham Lincoln Logs #199
Abe talks to, about and from Iran. The "Neda video," torture, and the truth-revealing power of images Nokia helps Iran spy Internet Surveillance and Iran How the Internet helps Iran silence activists. Iran Uprising - Live Blog 5 reasons we must support Iran Whistleblower outs AT&T spy room Noted...
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The Abraham Lincoln Logs #197
Links forthcoming..
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The Abraham Lincoln Logs #196
Abe talks about Obama's no-good, very-bad week: dismissing the online community who put him in office as potheads, failing to keep his DEA promises, and siding with the RIAA over damages of 150,000 per stolen MP3. Obama sides with RIAA Obama called you a pot-head. 776 of 800 Gitmo prisoners are...
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The Abraham Lincoln Logs #195
Abe wonders about our obligation to booster Obama. Partial list of corporate lickspittles who are allowed to know what's in the secret copyright treaty the Obama administration claims is a matter of "national security" 90% Solution to AIG Die Diebold Die Aussie Gove censors Wikileaks
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The Abraham Lincoln Logs #194
Abe says "stop the drug war," then sheepishly appends "...please." Marijuana is the new Obama. U.S. to yield marijuana jurisdiction to states Drug Czar to push treatment. The Economist: the "least bad" way to deal with drug problem is to legalize them Salon interview with Ammniano about his...
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The Abraham Lincoln Logs #193
Abe laughs a little about the Republican leadership, roasts Rush and explains what it means to be "da man." Also Anthrax attacks. Glen Greenwald: Remembering the Anthrax Attacks Obama's secret Russia letter. You be da man. Steele apologizes to Rush Salon interview with Ammniano about his...
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The Abraham Lincoln Logs #192
Abe recaps Obama's speech to congress and notes two interesting departures from "change." Also - tirades and apologies on marijuana law, sentiment and progress in a reefer-mad week. Is Gitmo worse under Obama? Obama increases military budget. What Obama said to congress. US yields marijuana...
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The Abraham Lincoln Logs #191
Abe repeats himself on the subject of marijuana law, Obama's new drug czar and some possible rationales for Obama backing Bush's creepy executive claims. Putting marijuana in perspective. Our role models and their bongs. Obama Backs Off a Reversal on Secrets Updated on "sunlight before signing."...
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The Abraham Lincoln Logs #190
Abe talks about Michael Phelps, George Obama and other less telegenic vicitms of the drug war. Also Obama made a swear, executive salary caps and the problem of prosecuting AND defending the architects of torture. When the Washington Post makes a plea in defense of pot you know you've become...
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The Abraham Lincoln Logs #188
Abe wishes Obama a sterling inauguration day - may it augur 8 long years of recovery for a new and better America. Also Abe critiques Obama's pre-inauguration appointments and discusses what Obama's choice of surgeon general means for marijuana. Clueless hack for transportation czar. Monsanto…
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The Abraham Lincoln Logs #187
Abe rejoices for America's recent victory.
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The Abraham Lincoln Logs #185
Mary Todd Lincoln joins Abraham Lincoln via phone for the down and dirty on the impending US election.
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The Abraham Lincoln Logs #184
Abe has some advice for Ron "Hollywood" Howard. (Links to follow)
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The Abraham Lincoln Logs #183
Abe recaps Obama's Wednesday debate, Thursday's roasted McCain (and his girl Friday.) Also - Obama's iPhone app VS McCain's promotional wax cylinder which "sorta doubles as a candle." Love the logs? Join THE ABRAHAM LINCOLN LOGS Facebook group! Obama roasts McCain at Al Smith dinner. Al-Jazeera...
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The Abraham Lincoln Logs #182
Abe preaches only to the converted, badmouthing John McCain to any Internet-saavy and likely left-leaning liberals who will listen. The Elitest-est! John McCain's - "MY FELLOW PRISONERS" as free, downloadable iPhone ringtone. Video of John McCain addressing America as "My Fellow Prisoners."...
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The Abraham Lincoln Logs #181
Abe watches the bailout bill which includes sexy new "undercover" powers for the IRS: The name is Bond. JUNK Bond. Palin says Obama palling around with terrorists. McCain Urges Bush To Spend $1 Trillion On Bailout -- Without Congressional Approval Is the Bush administration making the bailout...
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The Abraham Lincoln Logs #180
Abe knows Senate only approved $700 billion bailout with now famous "39-cent excise tax for children's wooden practice arrows" exemption hoping "message arrows" might reverse "socialist" trend of breast cancer awareness stamps. Abe also feels that Sarah Palin is the victim of "Gotcha Journalism"...
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The Abraham Lincoln Logs #179
Abe votes to bailout "good" and votes no on "evil." Or was it the reverse? Palin claims Dinosaurs and humans coexisted. Iran's talk of destroying Israel must not get lost in translation. The "wipe Israel off the map" hoax - another advertisement for war. Palin: Foreign Affairs is good versus…
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The Abraham Lincoln Logs #178
Abe debates the debates, urges McCain to "scroll down" and chats up Amy Goodman about Martial Law. Googling "Posse Comitatus" Amy Goodman announces martial law Oct 1? ArmyTimes.com confirms troop movement onto US soil. McCain still campaigning despite debate dodge. Palin takes gifts. Sarah...
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The Abraham Lincoln Logs #177
Abe leaks Palin's tears talking about email, privacy, surveillance and the role of technology in the upcoming battle for control of the remote. Palin hides emails like Bush Whitehouse. But whatever for, Palin? And anyway - isn't that pretty insecure? Bill O'Reilly thinks first amendment is to...
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The Abraham Lincoln Logs #176
Abe's all moved in to his new secret headquarters - and has a confession to make... Fey & Pohler utterly killing as Palin & Clinton on SNL.
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The Abraham Lincoln Logs #175
Having solved all political problems once and for all, Abe decides to treat himself to a hiatus. FISA, Bush, Obama, Kucinich and the rest - take a rest... Are musicians owed royalties for performance of their music in torture chambers? My Pet Goatse Karl Rove's contempt of everything. EFF & ACLU...
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The Abraham Lincoln Logs #174
Abe is BACK from his travels and once again ready to do his part. Learn of the Internet-less back country and the things he saw there. Also FISA,(Faux)Bama, and asking if anyone has noticed that the US Gov is apparently corrupt and terrible? Glen Greenwald talks about FISA sensibly. Betrayed by...
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The Abraham Lincoln Logs #173
Abe bows to recently deceased George Carlin, talks about telecom immunity and Obama - and what we can do to fix it, corporate ownership the rich versus the poor and Fox threatening America on behalf of Bush... Now on hiatus for a couple of weeks while Abe travels the country looking for his Bill…
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The Abraham Lincoln Logs #172
Abe teases out McCain's theory of "free men" and "fri tos" as well as invoking the awesome power of ceiling cat to save the Internet. Stop the spying. And put congress on notice! It's a call not a petition but I did it and so can you! Obama silent on giving Bush more spying powers. WOW - it…
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The Abraham Lincoln Logs #171
Abe teases out McCain's theory of "free men" and "fri tos" as well as invoking the awesome power of ceiling cat to save the Internet. McCain : habeas corpus a privilege not a right. Petition: Wiretapping - Impeachment not Immunity Threats to the Nets - big three metering Internet Traffic What YOU...
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The Abraham Lincoln Logs #170
Abe gives a shout-out to Kucinich, makes sure Pelosi gets home safely, and uses some terrible, terrible words - but only in quoting McCain... Kucinich impeachment sets groundwork for future Bush war crimes tribunal. Can Pelosi take impeachment 'off the table?' McCain: 'Bringing troops home not…
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The Abraham Lincoln Logs #169
Abe analyzes Hillary's concession speaks, reminds you just how "bendy" McCains straight talk is, and lets you in on Bush's plan for his senior year prank. Hillary suspends campaign & endorses Obama McCain believes warrantless wiretapping is constitutional. If Obama wins - Bush will attack Iran in...
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The Abraham Lincoln Logs #168
Abe recommends a ripping tome for all lovers of the freedom, pans the Pentagons peace-nik "pain-o-lator," and scrubs the week clean of presidential happenstance and serves you the muck on a silver platter. DOWNLOAD "Little Brother" a young adult novel by Cory Doctorow BUY a physical copy of…
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The Abraham Lincoln Logs #167
Abe mostly teases Clinton, and her deluded, awful supporters - but also McCain and his deluded, awful racism. Clinton supporters threaten to vote for McCain (out of spite.) FireDogLake video of Clinton Supporter heard in the show. Eating a reuben amongst Clinton supporters. Clinton says no…
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The Abraham Lincoln Logs #166
Abe finally gets around to talking about celebrities, and hits Hillary up for her idle daydreams of bloody murder... Dead troops remembered by president who had them killed. Halliburton charged with selling nuclear secrets to Iran. George Bush outed Valerie Plame. Obama: Gimme 100 days in office...
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The Abraham Lincoln Logs #165
Abe talks Scientology... plus "Main Core" in the main stream OR "Why can't Arianna read (between the lines?)" There are 8 Million reasons to listen.... The government has a list of 8 million American to be incarcerated in martial law. Daily Kos: Are YOU one of the 8 million targeted for roundup?...
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The Abraham Lincoln Logs #164
Abe analyzes what makes something "pure Bush" - that special blend of dis-ingenuity and blunder unsullied by his more eloquent handlers. Did you ever check out NNDB - an amazing tool to find the hidden connections between the wealthy elite in government, Hollywood and corporate America. Neat!…
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The Abraham Lincoln Logs #163
Abe analyzes what makes something "pure Bush" - that special blend of dis-ingenuity and blunder unsullied by his more eloquent handlers. Check out NNDB - an amazing tool to find the hidden connections between the wealthy elite in government, Hollywood and corporate America. Neat! Bush compares...
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The Abraham Lincoln Logs #162
Abe waxes philosophic about the clips of the week, piracy and the nature of participatory culture... Now the RIAA can take your stuff. A young Bill O'Reily acts like a baby Bill O'Reily. More than 25% of US House and Senate have war profit investments. Subliminal McCain in Fox 5 News logo.…
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The Abraham Lincoln Logs #161
Abe talks about the election results, Obama looks to be the nominee, the trouble with Clinton and Rush Limbaugh's funny voice. Obama/Clinton '08 Limbaugh "endorses" Obama. Clinton writes letter to Obama to re-re-recontest Michegan, Florida... Hillary is done say media overlords. Obama and paying...
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The Abraham Lincoln Logs #160
Abe celebrates cinco de mayo with warrentless laptop searches and hospital bombings. Also drinking margaritas through a taquito straw... Feds can take your data at the border. EFF: Feds can't take my data at the border! How to protect your data at the border. Crypto those kleptos - how to encrypt...
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The Abraham Lincoln Logs #159
Abe delights in some talk of (hush) CONSPIRACY! Conspiracy does not and cannot exist (flashes Masonic hand signal) so stop looking for it! Iran ends oil transactions in US dollars speeding the inevitable. War protest halts west coast shipping. DC Madam commits apparent suicide in crocodile…
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The Abraham Lincoln Logs #158
Abe comforts you with the ultimate message of hope: Relax - It's all fake. All 3 presidential contenders appear on popular wrestling program. Hillary says she would "totally obliterate Iran." Barack Obama appears on Fox News Sunday. Wastes time. Weakens strength of "his word." McCain a monumental...
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The Abraham Lincoln Logs #157
Abe calls out the New York Times for it's failure to truly be "the liberal media." NYT disseminates and perpetuates government propaganda as real news. NYT conspicuously silent on Bush admission of torture go-ahead. NYT knew about warrentless wiretapping before 2004 election. Bush and torture -...
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The Abraham Lincoln Logs #156
Abe talks about the ABCDebate, Ben Stein's Expelled, and Obama's one problem. Obama would 'review' Bush crimes... Obama thinks impeachment should be reserved for serious crimes. ABC D-ebate gets an 'F' Debate straight from the mouth of Fox's Sean Hannity.
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The Abraham Lincoln Logs #155
Abe talks about the ABC's of Torture and what to do about it... Call your rep about HR 5306 for paper ballots... National War Tax Resistance Coordinating Committee War tax resistor's letters to the IRS...
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The Abraham Lincoln Logs #154
Abe talks about news with the "main-stream media" and helpfully corrects their internal contradictions. TIME: Has McCain flip-flopped on torture?!?! ABE: Yes. TIME: NO! Wait, what? ABC: Cheney knew about about TORTURE - but but Bush didn't. Obama: I'd hire Gore. China: Buddhism is the darkest...
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The Abraham Lincoln Logs #150
Here it is folks - the spectacular, double-long 150th anniversary episode. Abe and Mary Todd together again. Join us on the whistle-stop express to silly town.
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The Abraham Lincoln Logs #150
Here it is folks - the spectacular, double-long 150th anniversary episode. Abe and Mary Todd together again. Join us on the whistle-stop express to silly town.
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The Abraham Lincoln Logs #153
Abe wants YOO! Discussion of the John Yoo legal argument for why George Bush should be able to crush a child's testicles. John Yoo's war crimes... Bush claims legal right to torture children. Torture Memo: Constitution doesn't apply...
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The Abraham Lincoln Logs #152
Abe cracks the Kremlin case, Goads Goodman over Obama and does bukake on Mukasey. The Kremlin wants 3,200 female mice. Amy Goodman gives Obama what-for. Clinton tax returns? Mukasey's tearful lies... Mukasey: piracy funds terrorism... somehow. <br
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The Abraham Lincoln Logs #152
Abe cracks the Kremlin case, Goads Goodman over Obama and does bukake on Mukasey. The Kremlin wants 3,200 female mice. Amy Goodman gives Obama what-for. Clinton tax returns? Mukasey's tearful lies... Mukasey: piracy funds terrorism... somehow. <br
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