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THE ABUSE HOUR
by COFFEE LONG
20-year Spec-Ops Veteran and All-Around Nice Guy with cold takes and hot tips on life in a dying empire. buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG youtube.com@ABUSEHOUR t.me/THEABUSEHOUR We cover current news stories and various hustles from national to local. We'll examine events in context of misrepresented historical events and offer ways ahead for people focused on survival as the circus and its faux economy collapses. Social issues and recent tensions are discussed in a manner to help people wake up to the nefarious alliances and agendas that have gripped our society. For survivalist types, we'll discuss tactics and techniques for staying one step ahead of trouble, making yourself a hard
Episodes
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EP188 - BUBBLEGUM GIRLIE-POP
“A Tale of Woe” from ex-wife purgatory, a kinda-maybe Whitepill on the Frahnch catastrophe, and some /OURGUY/ girlie-pop music for the Total White Victory afterparty. YouTube Spotify RSS Apple Telegram $$
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EP187 - IRANIAN AI WAIFU
A “general awareness” episode on affection hustlers and online scammers, thoughts on the upcoming public liquidation, PLUS: two cents from Pepe Silvia. A little short on the timeline, but plenty long on the ranting. YouTube Spotify RSS Apple
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EP186 - JACK’D & GINGER
Duplicitous intel chiefs, ax-wielding gingers, and a preview of an upcoming guest-spot. YouTube Spotify RSS Apple Telegram $$
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EP185 - HIGH-VALUE COFFEE
Some thoughts on dox-dodging, laughs at Net&Yahoo, the injustice of Keta-driving, and an intro to a maybe-regular segment: Operational Tid-Bits. (sounds ghey, might delete later) YouTube Spotify RSS Apple Telegram $$
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EP184 - LONDON METRO FACEBERG POLICE
More than I knew before about oil, gold-dressed khazar milkers, shotgun breaches, and squirter-control….nothing is ever what you think. YouTube Spotify RSS Apple Telegram $$
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EP183 - IN IT FOR THE COW
A short-fuse, low-quality product, including crazy women, orange cult leaders, and European conscription. YouTube Spotify RSS Apple Telegram $$
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EP182 - WAGON-WHEEL JUSTICE
Icehouse trannies, coffeehouse bathrooms, trashcan dead-drops, and Wagon-Wheels of Woe. YouTube Spotify RSS Apple Telegram $$
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EP181 - JUGGERNAUT GEORGE
Psychoactive pharmaceuticals, extra passports, AI arguments, crazy women, and founding fathers. PLUS a schizoid thumbnail if you know where to look. YouTube Spotify RSS Apple Telegram $$
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EP180 - BAD GUY RISING
EP180 - BAD GUY RISING: Overpriced prank cocktails, cougars, slow-witted diversity hires, and becoming OK with being the villain. PLUS: Some takes from Pepe Silvia! YouTube Spotify RSS Apple Telegram $$
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EP179 - BURRITO LIMOUSINE
Iran, Ramen, and American Muslim communists lead to a few thoughts on getting your house in order. YouTube Spotify RSS Apple Telegram $$
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EP178 - EPISODE OF WOE
Technically deficient with sub-standard content, but if a mindless rant on airports and Asian bar-girls is what you want, this is the episode for you. https://media.rss.com/theabusehour/feed.xml open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR...
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EP177 - SHNOOK BRITCHES
More bad movies, conflict escalation, and picking out the perfect spare tire. https://media.rss.com/theabusehour/feed.xml open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG
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EP176 - BLONDE BROCCOLI
A high-energy rant on military uniforms and who gets away with what, more humiliation, and the face that launched a thousand manhunts. https://media.rss.com/theabusehour/feed.xml open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG
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EP175 - GHEY MENS CHOIR
EP175 - GHEY MENS CHOIR: A short episode, but extra-ranting. A laugh at the recently departed, the werewolf thought process, and figuring out what kind of bar you are. https://media.rss.com/theabusehour/feed.xml open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR...
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EP174 - AMERICAN HISTORY X-FACTOR
Celebrity weddings, Brit-Bong cops, a Citizen Vigilante revisit, and a focus on empire collapse for Weimerica’s 250th. https://media.rss.com/theabusehour/feed.xml open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG
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EP173 - PANIC CLOSET
Good scotch, bad cinema, and the subtle art of being highly suspicious of literally everyone. https://media.rss.com/theabusehour/feed.xml open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG
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EP172 - GRABBLER’S PAW
A short and unsatisfying episode with some thoughts on basketball Americans and a follow-up on not diming yourself out as the scene gets hectic in the Urban Hellscape. https://media.rss.com/theabusehour/feed.xml open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR...
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EP171 - MAN-LOVE THURSDAY
[entertainment purposes only - don’t take everything so serious, goy] A no-shit had it up-to-here episode with some how-to on phones, invaders, and diverse applications for a couple layers of Saran-wrap. open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR...
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EP170 - BUSINESS TACTICAL
News-cucked again, but some thoughts on muh-greatest ally and Iran, impending monkey-shines, and why aloha shirts ain’t so bad. https://media.rss.com/theabusehour/feed.xml open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG
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EP169 - FUNKO-MAN
A rabbit-hole rant on the inherent tiny-hatted’ness of juice in the gym, glowies-on-parade, and more free stuff for Israel. BONUS: Pepe Silvia with some dignified sounding takes! https://media.rss.com/theabusehour/feed.xml open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour...
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EP168 - REVERSE STAR TREK
Not especially long, but not especially good. Middle East confusion, alien-posting, and a full dose of Boomer diskermination. https://media.rss.com/theabusehour/feed.xml open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG
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EP167 - DRIVING WHILE ANGRY
A stream of semi-consciousness rant while driving through Stupid Canada. Talkin’ the joys of business travel, UXO, and not answering questions from The Man. https://media.rss.com/theabusehour/feed.xml open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR...
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EP166 - SOME KIND OF FOXX
A broke-ass rushed-ass episode about Chud the Slayer and the multi-layered complexities of living in a very unserious place.
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EP165 - TACO TRADEMARK
A short round-the-horn followed by a lengthier discussion on the application of boozing philosophy to Nationalism. And also a margarita recipe. open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG
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EP164 - HOT STACK
A cut-rate rant about Star Wars, Iran, Mean-Time-to-Hitler, and the perfect substitute for an overpriced liqueur. PLUS: Solid pinch-hit work from Pepe Silvia. open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG
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EP163 - ROBOT MARTINI
Stab-happy invaders, fake-work GrrlBosses, and a sorta-movie review based on some recent political drama. open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG
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EP162 - TELEKINETIC DYN-O-MITE
Plenty to say about airports, along with a laugh at Paul Allen ruining dinner, and more thoughts on infiltrators in light of the SPLC caper. open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG
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EP161 - WHITE PIRATE
A lengthy rant about bad films, worse women, and how to spot a decent rum. open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG
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EP160 - WHITE MAN’S SHOULDERS
Ripping off the listeners of 25% of their abuse, covering space-fakeness, Iran negotiating, Central American gift shops, and of course, whiskey. open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG
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EP159 - BUTTERY GLOVE
Operator cycle-O-abuse, a cricket slap-story, and a petroleum take that got shot down before it even got posted. A take from Pepe Silvia is about the only worthwhile piece of this episode. open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR...
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EP158 - MAKE-YOU-POOR POWDER
A quick-ish look at the 90’s fitness snake-oil industry, the abysmal situation with Iran, and what’s-what in SE Asia.
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EP157 - BRUTALIST McDONALD’S
Flying at the fences over useless clients, unspillable AI latte, and hopeful wishing on some 88-D Chess. open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG
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EP156 - WOLVERINES
A QuickDraw episode on the current unpleasantness, nøgs on bikes, and a top-shelf 80s movie. open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG
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EP155 - OL’ HILL-DOG
A few off-the-cuffs on Iran, an interrogator’s perspective on the Clinton testimonies, and a maybe-juss-maybe White Pill. open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG
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EP154 - HOUTHI LONG
Some initial impressions on WWIII, stopping up govt toilets, and how to work over a working dog. open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG
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EP153: TALMUD SALESMAN
Mexican Mayhem, WWIII, and shilling for Satan in the Ben Gurion airport. Oh, and some stuff about why the average soldier will smoke you no questions asked. open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG
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EP152 - REINDEER GAMES
The fine art of not-answering questions, being hard to follow, and Jury Nullification. open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG
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EP151 - TWOFOLD RUB
A toes-on-the-edge rant in precarious times followed by a few unsavory stories from a more carefree season. open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR tiktok.com/@coffee.long33 buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG Leave your HOT TAKE on the ABUSE HOUR HOTLINE:...
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EP150 - THE MARCUS OPTION
Some thoughts on Nick Fuentes’ and Andrew Tate’s gheyest ever club night, disappointment with The Danish People Library, and lamenting women’s’ failure to appreciate the Glass Cellar. open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR tiktok.com/@coffee.long33...
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EP149: FLOYDFEST II
Some thoughts on the latest unpleasant events, some debut material from Pepe Silvia, and a few initial concepts on getting linked back up if the sheeit goes down. open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR tiktok.com/@coffee.long33...
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EP148 - DANGEROUS AMATEURS
Unpredictable dancers and unhinged liberals; they don’t exactly serve any immediate purpose, but at the very minimum, they’re good for a laugh….or for use as an ash tray. open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR tiktok.com/@coffee.long33...
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EP147 - FRESH OUTTA FRIENDS
Some thoughts on the Venezuela song and dance, doorway complications, and a Soviet tax-rate comparison. open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR tiktok.com/@coffee.long33 buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG Leave your HOT TAKE on the ABUSE HOUR HOTLINE:...
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EP146 - MOGADISHU MED SCHOOL
EP146 - MOGADISHU MED SCHOOL: Some thoughts on “git-git munny”, Somalian bidnessmen, and a story about a man with a lazy eye. open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR tiktok.com/@coffee.long33 buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG Leave your HOT TAKE on the…
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EP145 - LIFE ON YELLOW
A weapons-grade rant-cast on invaders, their sponsors, and the in’s and out’s of dealing with an active-sh00ter. PLUS: Some timely input from the Goon Squad. open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour t.me/THEABUSEHOUR tiktok.com/@coffee.long33 buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG...
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EP144 - ANTI-COFFEE SENTIMENT
A few thoughts on recent goings-on, the Bondi Beach shooting, Google Trend-confusion, and a look at the general direction of the movement and the need for general OpSec and all-purpose suspicion. More Nick-bashing followed by a few more thoughts on breaking contact in not-worst-case situations....
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EP143 - BEER-SOAKED SHOE LEATHER
EP143 - BEER-SOAKED SHOE LEATHER: A look at ne’r do-well Minnesotans, thoughts on the Venezuelan Question, some of the what-for on why vets are always complaining about the VA, Tales of Steak, and a Part 1 of Breaking Contact directed primarily at Brit-Bongs....
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EP142 - DOUBLE WRONG
A bit of a short-stroke episode with even more pondering on the “DR-3” supremacist question, more than you ever wanted to know about rum, and a caution regarding the all-too-obvious digital exhaust coming out of Tel Aviv. open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour...
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EP141 - FIRM HANDSHAKE
Distributing blame for the cycle of empire collapse, the pain of finding gainful employment in Boomer World, a quick Epstein review, and some thoughts on the recent interview with Charlie Kirk’s former Head of Security. open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oB youtube.com/@abusehour...
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EP140 - MR. UNPOPULAR
A quick update on the way ahead for the show, some takes on the ABSOLUTE STATE of “being American”, and a harkening back with Coffee’s experience with MK-Ultra Light. buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG youtube.com/@abusehour?si=59os84VOf8MZ4nTu t.me/THEABUSEHOUR Leave your HOT TAKE on the ABUSE HOUR...
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EP139 - PIC-A-NIC BASKET
I can’t count but so what. Some media review, some political review, some ghey Messican review, wrapped up by Lord Marcus’ musings and meditations on underclass disparity. buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG youtube.com/@abusehour?si=59os84VOf8MZ4nTu t.me/THEABUSEHOUR Leave your HOT TAKE on the ABUSE…
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
20-year Spec-Ops Veteran and All-Around Nice Guy with cold takes and hot tips on life in a dying empire.
buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG
youtube.com@ABUSEHOUR
t.me/THEABUSEHOUR
We cover current news stories and various hustles from national to local. We'll examine events in context of misrepresented historical events and offer ways ahead for people focused on survival as the circus and its faux economy collapses.
Social issues and recent tensions are discussed in a manner to help people wake up to the nefarious alliances and agendas that have gripped our society.
For survivalist types, we'll discuss tactics and techniques for staying one step ahead of trouble, making yourself a hard
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20-year Spec-Ops Veteran and All-Around Nice Guy with cold takes and hot tips on life in a dying empire. buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG youtube.com@ABUSEHOUR t.me/THEABUSEHOUR We cover current news stories and various hustles from national to local. We'll examine events in context of misrepresented...
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