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The Advisory
by The Advisory
The graceless, psychedelic advice show guiding you through the troubles of life, love and all the weird stuff in between.
Episodes
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The Great Bird War of 2024 | Ep. 70
BIG NET WON'T STOP THIS EPISODE FROM GETTING OUT! The bird war of 2024 has begun. --- This week's talking points: The bird war of 2024, no improvements, definitely no doxing, townhouse troubles, puffled plumage, big net, sexy birds, highly swoopable beef patties, my parents hate my name…
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Photo Phobia & The Borrowed Bling | Ep.69
A scorned lover contemplates revenge for her stolen heirloom necklace and a family of intrusive photo takers gets their comeuppance. --- This week's talking points: Giant scam magnets, The writer’s mind, Terrible jewellery heists, Icarus and the shitty wings, The infinite mind scrawling…
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Poisonous Daisy Chains & The Fam Augmentation | Ep.68
The ultimate solution for when your mother-in-law hates you (and genuinely might be poisoning you), dealing with family drama pre-wedding & start your venue inquiry email search business already. --- This week's talking points: My mother in law is sabotaging me, Telethon implants, The fam...
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Horny Oddities & the Cabinet of Curiosities | Ep.67
Bust out your EVP detectors and throw on your sexiest outfits because we're diving deep into the hottest haunted oddities and asking 'what's the right thing to do with your old adult toys?'. We dip into David's dating escapades and get the inside scoop on Tinder Select, the new $499/month way to...
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Short Kings, Tall Tales | Ep.66
Life's too short to be tied up in family feuds. From parents taking student loan money to pay for your brother's wedding, to theme park family fights & the shortest of kings rocking that 6ft confidence. P.S. This episode is a chain mail podcast and you have to send it to 10 of your friends before...
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Gordon Ramsay Presents: Cool Artists ONLY | Ep.65
This week we help keep out the LOSERS! There's a brand new game show in town helping art teachers screen their students to make sure only the cool kids get in. Then it's time to pull the infinite fake key dupe to keep our snooping Mother-In-Law out of our house. --- What's under the hood in this...
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Toxic Teatime & Tripping at the In Laws | Ep.64
What if your morning coffee wasn't just a pick-me-up, but something more sinister? And what happens when a harmless chocolate bar turns into an accidental psychedelic trip for your mother-in-law? From hidden cameras to shroom chocolates, join us as we try and spot the red flags in these...
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All's Fair in Love and Regifting | Ep.62
Breaking news: the boys need to workshop an outro and do some advice. Dads are being freaks at Halloween, Joe from you stops by the show then we deal with a chronic re-gifter. Come with us now on this journey through advice and space. — If you have a question, send us an email at...
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Could Your Partner's Secret Be Keeping You From Owning a Home | Ep.61
Is financial infidelity actually worse than physical cheating? More than half of all adults surveyed think so! And despite the benefits of shared costs, a whopping 42% of Gen-Zers and Millennials ended up regretting the decision to take the leap and move in with their significant other. Come with...
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Fake Breakups & Chronic Interrupters | Ep.60
Come pitch the hot new item of the summer that's selling out all the Shopify stores - Fork Holsters. Then fake a Tinder profile for a breakup strategy, silence your chronic interrupters at work, avoid the range team building exercise and always get high while hiking. — The Stuff Under the Hood: -...
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I Wish You Well But Don't Contact Me Again | Ep.59
From an unexpected encounter with your high school crush that lead to you confessing the dream life you once envisioned together (including the names of your future children), to your husband still clinging onto "Mommy & Daddy". Join us on this week's episode of Australia's #1 advice podcast and...
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I Think My Neighbour Kidnapped A Dog (For Real) | Ep.58
We kick off with some real life dog-napping advice for David, get rowdy with curses, then tackle society's two greatest questions: why does my neighbour think I'm a trading post and why is my BF jealous of my salary? — If you have a question, send us an email at...
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Beware the Cake & Corpse Thief, Daddy | Ep.57
If you've ever needed to stop someone calling you daddy, steal ashes or punish a cake thief, we've got your covered this week. James has the goods when it comes to better names than daddy, David wants to do a bit with ashes. — If you have a question, send us an email at...
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Fake It ‘Til You Make It: Navigating Social Acceptance | Ep.56
This week it's all about faking it til' you're making it. Master the art of pretending you're not fully lactose intolerant to handle those work-place dairy situations like a pro. What happens when your cool friend stops being cool? And for the love of god run, hide and lock your doors because...
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Sound the alarm, it’s crazy o’clock! | Ep.55
This week David brings the unhinged energy of a man on no sleep who's lead a strange life focused on things no one else cares about. James approahces with a more grounded approach to his insantiy. We stop in for a brief dating profile update, and then cleanse our dating pallet by covering stories...
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Viral Regrets: Obsessive Oversharing on Social Media | Ep.54
This week we put on our advice gloves and start loading advice into the back of your truck because you paid for premium delivery. We wouldn't normally, but you're a loyal customer. Sorry, what? Oh, yeah, I can tell you what it's about. People feel this need to perform everything online and...
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Dating in the Future: Confused, Annoyed and Infatuated | Ep.53
As we wrap up the month of dating advice and David’s dating profile re-make, we take one last look at some relationship troubles and sprinkle a little Australian advice on some not so typical relationship problems. Like what do you do when your boyfriend gets you to help make an elaborate 4 hour...
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The Gang Does David’s Dating Profile | Ep.52
This episode we take our final bite out of the Hinge pie. James and the audience continue the uphill battle to make David's dating profile digestable. We learn about David's ex, reflect on the insane popularity of this new profile, and begin to worry if we aren't flying too close to the sun. — If...
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Swipe Right To Hell, Don’t Pass Go, Don’t collect $200 | Ep.51
This week we plunge headfirst into David's dating profile and with the audience's help, we start to fix it and get lost in the sauce. Leading to questions like what is slutty David, why do his favourite activities sound so much like American Psycho? And what the heck is going on with these…
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What Tinder & Dating is Like in 2023 | Ep.50
This week we dive deep into the realm of dating in 2023 and sift through the dirty details of Tinder. Like why do people really use Tinder… and why are so many of them in relationships? And what are the stand out profile details and topics that get you to the top of the inbox? Join us on...
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Boyfriend Bills: Where’s My Money Steve? | Ep.49
"Add it to the tab" has become boyfriend Steve's catchphrase of choice. On this weeks episode of Australia’s #1 advice podcast, “sugar mumma” seeks help with a financial dilemma involving her boyfriend Steve. Despite their great fit together, Steve owes her a substantial amount of money and seems...
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Dear Advisory: The Internet Seeks Advice | Ep.48
This week on The Advisory we tackle the Internet’s big 3 questions: 1 - Love, spaceships and online affairs: when pixels get in the way of the heart. 2 - Wedding drama: politics, presents and sibling showdowns. 3 - Persistent real estate agents: chocolates, presents and unwanted updates. All this...
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Richy Rifts: Money is Ruining My Relationship | The Advisory - Ep.46
This week’s episode of The Advisory is all about love & money. Join us as we explore the conflicts and emotions that arise when couples find themselves at odds over financial decisions that impact their lives. Whether it’s disagreeing about how your wife spends her $30,000 inheritance, or...
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Welcome To Hell: 1 Year of Nightmares | The Advisory - Ep.45
It’s our 1 year anniversary and we’re out of the advice game - it’s all about the consulting game baby! Advice is dead, consulting the internet is in! This week’s episode is all about the importance of knowing what you’re signing with your eyes, never leaving a meal unattended, the struggles of...
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Nightmare Neighbours : The Naughty, The Nude and The Nowhere to be Found | The Advisory - Ep.44
This week’s episode of The Advisory is all about our lovely neighbours. Those strange people that live above, below and all around us. Some people like to bring a randy energy to their home like David’s naked neighbour doing balcony dances, or the window wanker of Newstead. Then there are other...
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Fast and Felonious: I Stole My Sisters Identity | The Advisory - Ep.43
Join us as we delve deep into the intricate world of human connections and explore the definitive 5 types of flirtation. Then, picture this: a speeding driver caught in a reckless moment, attempting to evade the consequences of their actions by assuming a false identity… except that false…
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Office Life: Stalking Managers & Saving a Life at Work | The Advisory - Ep.42
Imagine saving a co-worker's life, only to have your heroic act turn into a nuisance. Picture your boss setting Google Alerts for your name, tracking your every move in the public eye. Envision a colleague bouncing away on a treadmill during a Zoom meeting with the company VP. In this episode, we...
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Novice to Nightmare: The Cooking Class Disaster | The Advisory - Ep.41
On episode 41 of the Internet's favourite 2 person Australian comedy advice show called The Advisory... nailed it, we turn up the heat in a beginner's cooking class where the sous chef... well, can't cook. Our feature advice seeker takes it upon himself to regain control of the kitchen and serve…
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My Daughter's Code Embarrasses Me | The Advisory Podcast - Ep.40
Should I bail on a wedding vacation to Greece to see the Stanley Cup Finals with the boys? I hope someone creates an in-depth PowerPoint presentation to help find a solution to that one. And what are you supposed to do when your daughter's code is so bad that it's embarrassing? All this and...
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Dating Profile Pets & Doubling Down on the Dust | The Advisory - Ep.39
This week we test the very limits of our friendship by talking about the most contentious subject there is: What's your favourite flavour Arnott’s Shape? We also accidentally uncover the corruption of the Pro Canine agenda when a study reveals that putting pets in your dating profile gets more...
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Stalking Your Sister: How Not To Repair a Relationship | The Advisory - Ep.38
This week we help two sisters repair their relationship... with a little bit of cat fishing, but just a little bit. We also find love on missed connections, uncover our girlfriend's secret pen name after finding out she writes erotic fiction under a pseudonym, David writes saucy fiction on the…
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Confessions of a Social Addict | The Advisory - Ep.37
This week's episode serves up a heaping helping of advice to the guy who moved to a new city and faked confidence so hard that he got addicted to performing his new fake persona that it made him think he was a narcissist the whole time. We also chat the very best in alternative investment…
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The Easter Egg Hunt from Hell | The Advisory - Ep.36
On this Easter special episode we ban our brother’s party hijacking wife from Easter, we help the less fortunate while guilt tripping our selfish sister, we fake out the family after they left us with the cooking for a 22 person party, we ruin the Easter egg hunt for a money hungry speed runner…
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Toxic Friendships: The Crush That Crossed The Line | The Advisory - Ep.35
Join us on the journey of toxicity as we crack open a couple of toxic friendships, expose friends with crushes on your partner and figure out what to do with this damn stethoscope! -- This week's feature advice seeker asks: My friend of 9 years has always had a crush on my partner of 11 years. He...
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Biting Back: A Lunchroom Revolt | The Advisory - Ep.34
Come with us now on a journey through haunted maccas drive-thrus, spying neighbours, vegemite debates, standing up to bosses, and magical video ezy vhs tapes. -- This week's feature advice seeker asks: I have recently started my first job (I'm 32, so I'm a bit late to this) at a high school. I…
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My Co-worker Published a P*rno | The Advisory - Episode
We're serving up a heaping helping of advice on this week's episode! We're solving crimes at the gym, finding boring girlfriends, starting our own dating app and trying to figure out what to do when our co-worker writes a p*rno and promotes it at work. -- This week's feature advice seeker asks…
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Ruff Times: Tales of the Barkaholic Dogs | The Advisory - Ep.32
It's a scandal-filled episode this week! We’re chatting about the dangers of a third party listen, getting away with stealing from your job, painting rented walls, and the ultimate way to silence your neighbours barking dog. -- This week's feature advice seeker asks: We just recently rented out a...
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The Boss Who Photoshopped Their Way to the Top | The Advisory - Ep.31
On this week’s episode we’re chatting about hate comments, online endorsement deals, getting back at your food stealing roommates, the boss who's photoshopping your social media and who is killing the cinema. -- This week's feature advice seeker asks: I recently started working at a respected…
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To Swiftie Or Not To Swiftie That Is The Question | The Advisory - Ep.30
On this week’s episode we’re chatting about getting DMs from famous people, ditching boring bachelorette parties for cheap T-Swift tickets, treating people like people, and the hot new trend CRV (cutre raspy voice). -- This week's feature advice seeker asks: My college friend is getting married…
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Ground Control to Major Conflict: My Professional Hobby | The Advisory - Ep.29
On this week’s episode we’re joined by Pat from A Method to the Madness podcast to chat about solutions for your roommates stank cooking, american psychos vs australian weirdos, how to get your wife to accept your hobby as your job, and why the burgers are in fact better at Hungry Jacks. -- This...
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Friends to Foes: My Wedding Killed Our Friendship | The Advisory - Ep.28
On this week’s episode we’re chatting about whether or not you should share your furry secret with the family, weddings tearing friendships apart (or secretly using them to cut ties) and DC's new hit TV series The Furry Fighters. -- This week's feature advice seeker asks: I am 22 years old and...
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Biting Your Boss: An Empowering Survival Guide to the Workplace | The Advisory - Ep.27
On this week’s episode we’re chatting about biting your boss, murdering your doppelganger to fake your own death, the peeping tom next door and dealing with the podcast lawyers. -- This week's feature advice seeker asks: I work in an incredibly dysfunctional office. The tone is set by our office...
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Borrower Beware: My CoWorker Stole My Tools | The Advisory - Ep.26
It's a wild ride on this episode where we chat about the current state of true crime listeners, the interface, a dad who's making his children collect their hair for his great annual hair burning ritual, a Batman villain setting up an Etsy store at work and neighbours borrowing things, giving…
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Fisticuffs with the Folks Next Door - Should I Fight My Neighbour? | The Advisory - Ep.25
In this episode we chat about the hollywood blacklist’s best screenplays of 2022, doing it for the ‘gram, performative social media, why Shredder from TMNT is shredded and dealing with a shitty neighbour. --- This week's feature advice seeker: How do I stand up to my older neighbor? I’m 27F, I…
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My Job's Unhinged Mandatory Feelings Chart | The Advisory - Ep.24
In this episode we chat about sneaking snacks, podcasts getting way too horny, sleep screaming and my job's mandatory feelings chart. --- This week's feature advice seeker: I work in a large company office where my team's work can be stressful. To address this, my managers have implemented a...
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Kid Shaming My Sister IRL | The Advisory - Ep.23
In this episode we chat about 2023's energy - new year cool me, Mr Avatar & Jimmy Cameron's Avatar 2, not speaking January, Matthew McConaughey does an Ad read, trill books and social media being more important than your family. --- This week's feature advice seeker: I (f40) freely admit I LOVE...
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The Jingle With Us Jamboree | The Advisory - Ep.22
In this episode we discuss the ethics of AI gifting, how to swindle a secret santa, family grinchin', LARPing the holidays and cheating Christmas with technology. --- This week's feature advice seeker: My husband (27M) is a talented pianist. He is not active in any groups or anything, but he...
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Open Office Nightmares: I Want To Quit My Job | The Advisory Ep.21
In this episode we discuss the cat sitting stitch up, failing to do the social dance, mix tape bluffin, Dr D-Mac in the up late lounge and the person at my job driving me to quit. --- This week's feature advice seeker: I am a manager in finance and accounting, and I have an employee who is...
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Love, Fast Food and Friendships Powered by ChatGPT | The Advisory Ep.20
In this episode we use chatgpt to handle tough conversations with our friends, Home Alone tactics to stop your roommate from hanging out in your room and replacing yourself with anime AI. --- 00:00 - It begins! 04:22 - Using AI to maintain your friendships 09:35 - ChatGPT for those tough...
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The Always On 'Definitely Not A Spy Camera' Camera | The Advisory Ep.19
In this episode we guess some famous faces based solely on their foreheads and discuss spotify wrapped 2022, hidden cameras in share houses and Ashton Kutcher's responsibility for online pranks and the rise of Jake and Logan Paul. --- 00:00 - It begins! 05:48 - The Origins of Guess The Forehead...
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The graceless, psychedelic advice show guiding you through the troubles of life, love and all the weird stuff in between.
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