The Aftermath

We watched Buzz Lightyear, and his crew of misfits, as they go on a quest to the Unimind for the Little Green Men. Beside the Evil Emperor Zurg, there is another foe added to the roster. He goes by Agent Z, also known as Warp Darkmatter, and if that isn't the coolest name in Lightyear Lore I don't know what is.Our Links:Ian WolffeSend us Fan Mail

This is proof that Ethan is not merely a figment of our collective imagination. This still has not proven that he isn’t just a fragment of Dylan though. They claim to be two parts of a whole Sephiroth, named Sephy, as per Chase’s nomenclature. We also got a harrowing story of Ethan’s battle with the Arizona pavement.Our Links:Ian WolffeSend us Fan Mail

Welcome everyone, Earth is dead, and if that wasn’t bad enough the future of humanity is left in the hands of an idiot. We are being hunted down by BLUE, and their only weakness is orange, of course. I had a little too much fun rewriting certain aspects of this film, but I enjoyed it.Our Links:Ian WolffeSend us Fan Mail

Tonight's episode is a grab bag of topics. We watched some more of the new Ghost in the Shell anime, ate pizza, and talked some more about our favourite games. Last of all, the most important thing was the Hello Kitty X Godzilla McDonald's crossover.Our Links:Ian WolffeSend us Fan Mail

One again, Dylan and I almost had Ethan on the podcast, but alas, he slipped away before we could. So instead, listen to us yap about Granblue, Helldivers, and Final Fantasy. We also tiptoed on how disappointed in the games industry currently, and how indie games are going to take over.Our Links:Ian WolffeSend us Fan Mail

For this episode we only watched the first two episodes of the new Ghost in the Shell anime series. We had a little trip down memory lane talking about all the different iterations of Ghost in the Shell, and we found out Jon hasn’t seen any of it. Dylan informed him that it was required viewing, and Jon said he will get on board soon enough. Our Links:Ian WolffeSend us Fan Mail

We learned a lot about ourselves, and our enemies with the finale of Macross Plus. As well as how much we all still hate AI as it takes over our lives. On the other hand, that concert was out of this world! There's no way they can top it next year.Dylan says don't forget to use the foregrip!...Our Links:Ian WolffeSend us Fan Mail

Dylan, Jon, and I got together for this brief episode because of some schedule conflicts. We hit all the major stuff: Nuclear Option, 3D printing stuff, Granblue Fantasy: Relink, and last but not least, the new Halo: Campaign Evolved. We all had some things to say about that. More like Campaign De-Evolved, amiright?Our Links:Ian WolffeSend us Fan Mail

The time has finally come. The new Endless Ragnarok DLC released about a week ago, and it is time for Dylan to educate us on what the new META is. Here Begins Fate’s Episode.Our Links:Ian WolffeSend us Fan Mail

In today’s episode we talk about a long standing rivalry between two men that slips over into their military work. They’re fighting over the same woman, and destroying government property in the process. The repair bill for these prototype mechs is going to be astronomical. This just in Hatsune Miku attempts to murder a young woman in a building fire, more at eleven.Our Links:Ian WolffeSend us Fan Mail

This is a story about a group of guys tearing down an entire forest with the biggest piece of machinery constructed by humans. One of them gets kidnapped by a fairy, and the other two inadvertently get controlled by the sludge demon that was sealed away in an ancient tree. That skeletal smoke monster was huffing and tweaking on the exhaust like a fiend, but in the end all you had to do was turn off the machine formally known as “The Leveler”. RIP to Jon "Death In FernGully"Our Links:Ian WolffeSend us Fan Mail

What a strange little film this was. A scientist split his soul into nine little sackboys and girls as military grade robots kill all of humanity. After they awaken “The Machine”, which I call “The Tinkerer”, it begins to suck the souls out of them. More graphic than I thought it would be. In the end their souls get saved and turn into germ, maybe, not sure.Our Links:Ian WolffeSend us Fan Mail

We are back in the world of Godzilla, this time at the end of the Heisei era. The aesthetics of this movie are beautiful. Everything from the colours to the suits designs, this Godzilla movie is definitely among the top of the list.Our Links:Ian WolffeSend us Fan Mail

This week it's Mass Effect, Legend of Zelda, and other old games from our childhood. We continue to be a bad influence on Jon, and have him stay for the podcast again.Our Links:Ian WolffeSend us Fan Mail

For this week's episode we got Jon back in the studio, and we spent too much time chilling before the show so we convinced him to come chat with us. We discussed 3D printing, flight sim HOTAS setups, and the recent lore drop for 11th edition Warhammer 40K. Initially this episode’s title was pitched as "HOTAS On The Golden Throne” before it devolved into what it is now. You're welcome.Our Links:Ian WolffeSend us Fan Mail

Today is a day of mourning and dancing. I’ll get to why in a moment. We started this episode off by talking about the new Gundam movie that just released, Mobile Suit Gundam Hathaway: The Sorcery of Nymph Circe. We saw it in the cinema together and quickly shared our thoughts, and I also brought up the fact that Mya and I have been watching the original trilogy of Star Wars as well. But today we end with the announcement of Destiny 2’s shut down coming up, and what that means for us.Our Links:Ian WolffeSend us Fan Mail

If I had a dollar for every time Dylan and I talked about a Royal Rat Authority I would have at least two dollars. Which isn't much in the grand scheme, but is definitely more than I would have expected. This quest is intense. We had to track down an ancient owl who told us to convince these super-intelligent rats to help us save the family, and cure Tiny Tim of pneumonia.Our Links:Ian WolffeSend us Fan Mail

The time has finally come! Mya was available and we got to watch the famous Jim Henson classic, The Dark Crystal. This was a wonderful adventure into a world that I have never experienced before. From the plants, and beautiful landscapes, to the creatures, races, and last but not least the crab guards! This truly was a special film.Our Links:Ian WolffeSend us Fan Mail

This is the day that Dylan unveils a dark secret. He has been training horse girls, and is falling prey to Umamusume. We talk about how badly this game has gotten him, the movie associated with the game, and the broader implications of “ownership” and “freedom” in this universe.Our Links:Ian WolffeSend us Fan Mail

Dylan and I sat down with Jon and discussed the recent developments in the games industry, and the stuff we’ve been playing. We covered so much in this episode. I shared my guilty pleasure of the amazing music of the Sonic the hedgehog universe. Dylan talked about a classic game called Kameo and his recent updates in Space Marine II. Jon and I have recently been sharing our love for flight sims with Nuclear Option and Elite Dangerous. Last but not least, it would be a games episode if I didn’t talk about Helldivers a little.Our Links:Ian WolffeSend us Fan Mail

We talked about three big things this episode. First, is how the mad scientist who doesn't care for anything might actually love the daughter he has created. Then, we talked about how the best uncle and niece casually took down a god. Last but not least, the thing we've all been waiting for, the fact that Uryu has been a double agent this whole time.Our Links:Ian WolffeSend us Fan Mail

After an entire year Dylan and I have returned to Bleach, and it did not hesitate to throw us right back in where we left off. Our boy Uryu is continuing to betray us and bringing about the end of the world. YouHaBadGuy remade the Royal Palace, and now all the good guys and bad guys are in one place. So I expect lots of fights and maybe some big character deaths.Our Links:Ian WolffeSend us Fan Mail

To end this trilogy Dylan and I finished the last few episodes of this series. Join us as we talk trash about T-Rexes, weird looking salamanders, and finally the Artemis II project. It doesn’t make sense, and it doesn’t have to. We had a little rant at the end.Our Links:Ian WolffeSend us Fan Mail

Dylan and I finally started up our playthrough of Mass Effect 3, and we were able to convince Ethan to take a break from his homework and come chill with us. We discussed the progress on the anime Ethan and Dylan are watching together. As well as, how Dylan put all his points into melee for Shepard and how they are more dangerous than his guns.Our Links:Ian WolffeSend us Fan Mail

This week we are joined by a long time friend of the show, Jon, and Dylan got a little something special. He got his hands on Aura Battler Dunbine, a mecha anime from the early 80’s that we and I talked about last week. We watched the first two episodes, gave our first impressions, and talked about the games we’ve been playing this week.Our Links:Ian WolffeSend us Fan Mail

Tonight we chilled out and played games like the good old days, and now we’re here talking about it. We hit up all the good games: Granblue Relink and Versus, Super Robot Wars Y, Space Marine II, Helldivers 2. If that wasn’t enough we found out Commissar Yarrick is alive! What a day to celebrate.Our Links:Ian WolffeSend us Fan Mail

Not gonna lie to you. This might be our most educational episode yet. We talked about dinosaurs, phobias, and last but certainly not least, crabs! At the end of the day, everything inevitably returns to crab.Our Links:Ian WolffeSend us Fan Mail

What do you get when you cross a crafty fox, three mean-spirited farmers, and one last great heist? Fantastic Mr. Fox! Join us as we dig into Wes Anderson’s stop-motion masterpiece. Get in the tiny motorcycle sidecar, we are going to steal all the apple cider... and maybe some chickens along the way too.Our Links:Ian WolffeSend us Fan Mail

Join me and my best friend as we talk about dinosaurs, and share crazy dreams we had when we were kids. In the end Dylan never made it outside, and I was never able to save Batman.Our Links:Ian WolffeSend us Fan Mail

This was a fun one. We got Ethan back in the studio, and I may have had a little too much to drink. Nevertheless, there were snacks, biirus, laughs, and unfortunately feet stuff.Our Links:Ian WolffeSend us Fan Mail

Here we are with another Godzilla film, this time with plant matter. It’s flora against fauna in this clash of titans, and spoiler Godzilla is the better of the two. We’re just surprised the mad scientist wasn’t thrown in prison for creating a giant tentacled rose monster. Also, don’t step on the giant metal hexagons in the field. You will be atomized out of existence.Our Links:Ian WolffeSend us Fan Mail

Welcome to the new year! Now, stop me if you’ve heard this before, but Dylan and I talked about shows and games we’ve been into recently. With a heavy focus on a few Vanillaware games that have had our attention. Also, it wouldn’t be a conversation episode if we didn’t reminisce on some of our favourite old games as well.Our Links:Ian WolffeSend us Fan Mail

Welcome to our sixth annual Hjönse Awards! There were only a couple good contenders for the award this year, but ultimately, as usual, we have come to a consensus. This year we have chosen Andor: Season 1, one of the only good shows to come out of Star Wars in recent history. For those of you who may not know. This award is given to a film or series that we thought was going to be bad, or had little expectation for, but turned out to be great and surprised us in some way.Our Links:Ian WolffeSend us Fan Mail

Here we go again; we looked back on all the games released in 2025, and share our feelings on them. There were many great games this year that have become regulars in our collection. I made sure to highlight some of the big names for us to talk about.Our Links:Ian WolffeSend us Fan Mail

Once upon a time there was a unicorn, the last of her kind, and she went on a quest to find what became of the other unicorns. Along the way she meets the great and powerful Schmendrick the Wise, and Molly. Neither of them truly appreciate Schmendrick, and in fact, are quite ungrateful. Eventually they find the Red Bull and the unicorn gets enough energy to cast him into the sea.Our Links:Ian WolffeSend us Fan Mail

Tonight we opened the flood gates. We talked about Iron-blooded Orphans, the rest of Gundam, and let’s be honest all the other amazing mecha anime we’ve grown to love. We basked in our shame, and shook our fists at the prices of these Blu-rays now.Our Links:Ian WolffeSend us Fan Mail

Here we are, at the end of the season. This was a great show, and these final episodes did not disappoint. We had ship battles, espionage, stormtrooper, and bricks. Everything you could have ever asked for from a Star War. I just hope that B2EMO makes it out okay.Our Links:Ian WolffeSend us Fan Mail

The joke is that the Batarians aren’t actually there, and everyone is thankful.Our Links:Ian WolffeSend us Fan Mail

Tonight our adventure begins with a girl who is a little ungrateful, and in desperate need to get rid of her brother. Suddenly, a man wielding a crystal ball claiming to be The Goblin King takes her brother and puts her in a maze. All of the sudden she wants her brother back now, for some reason. Now you’re alone with a hobbit peeing into a fountain.Our Links:Ian WolffeSend us Fan Mail

We’re back again in the whimsical world of Studio Ghibli. This time we get to see a young boy fall in love with a fish and witness every stage of her become human. His task is to love her through each stage, even the weird chicken/frog stage. To speak on the difficulty of this we invited Grimby on the show to share his experience.Our Links:Ian WolffeSend us Fan Mail

We’re back in prison with Cassian, but not for long! One way out! Our man Kino finally comes around and we devise a plan to break out. All the while Mon Mothma is trying to sell off her daughter for the good of the Rebellion, Bix is being tortured, and Karn is confessing his love for Dedra!Our Links:Ian WolffeSend us Fan Mail

Today we recapped our walkthrough of Mass Effect 1 and 2. It’s my first time going through this series, and so far Dylan and I are having too much fun doing Mystery Science Theater type dialogue over the gameplay. So far we have rejected everyone else to hopefully romance Ashley in 3, but I won’t lie, we are having doubts.Our Links:Ian WolffeSend us Fan Mail

Today’s episode is a bit heavier than past episodes of this show. I have been inspired by life and death and the beautiful art we make in between. From an amazing Twenty One Pilots concert to the loss of a friend’s relative, these past few weeks have opened my eyes again. Be intentional about loving and appreciating your friends and family, let the fire of inspiration drive you, but don’t be afraid to slow down and savour the moment. Life is precious. Be there for one another.Our Links:Ian WolffeSend us Fan Mail

On this episode of the ‘Bout Nothin’ Podcast I’m joined by Ian and Dylan. We’re so back. We talk ‘Bout my recent trip to Kilimanjaro Tanzania, my inspiration for trying to climb, and share a couple other travel stories as well.Our Links:‘Bout Nothin’Send us Fan Mail

What a weird episode this was. Ethan joined us for what was supposed to be an episode on The Emperor’s New Groove, but it ended up being about a lot of things. How the animation industry isn’t the same, how comedy isn’t what it used to be, and how AI is taking over the internet. Did you know that this film will be 25 years old this December?Our Links:Ian WolffeSend us Fan Mail

Things are heating up in the galaxy far far away! Karn got himself a new job in the ball crushing factory, and meanwhile Andor is getting arrested while on vacation. Not for the heist I may add, just looking sus on the beach. Boom, six years in prison. Jump over to Coruscant and Mon is trying to convince an old friend that they are on the same team. Peak Star Wars I tell you.Our Links:Ian WolffeSend us Fan Mail

Dylan and I were finishing up a playthrough of ODST, and as we were planning for this show he said to me: “Man, I really want to talk about Halo.” and here we are. On top of all the Halo talk we also discuss retro games from our past and reminisced about the good ol’ days of the 2000’sOur Links:Ian WolffeSend us Fan Mail

Hear me out, we get rid of Haru and move Arrietty and her family into the mansion. Everyone would be happy, safe, and you can’t tell me that wouldn’t have been a better ending. All I’m saying is, we can get better help that isn’t prejudiced towards the Borrowers. Is that too much to ask?Our Links:Ian WolffeSend us Fan Mail

We got Ethan back on the show! He talked about all of the anime he and Dylan have been watching together recently. As all of our conversations tend to do, it got loud, and there may have been a few Trump impressions in there too.Our Links:Ian WolffeSend us Fan Mail

The plan is coming together, if only Skeen would get out of the way… Just like any good heist the tension is building and all the pieces all falling into place. We’ve got disguises, underwater infiltration, hostages, and yet another sick firefight. Last but not least, Dylan was right, Nemik was killed at the end. He was just too nice.Our Links:Ian WolffeSend us Fan Mail