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The Agenda is the official podcast of The Alternative Commentary Collective and the home of sporting nonsense and claptrap! Featuring all the major talking points from the world of sports, urban dictionary and more. Your #2 favourite sports podcast! Brought to you by Export Ultra - The Beer For Here! The ACC - The Alternative Commentary Collective.

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  1. 1000

    "South African Mind Games"

    On today's episode of The Agenda, ACC Head G Lane and Tony Lyall discuss the joy of playing after-work golf, even if it does end up in balls being delivered to the centre of the earth's core (00:00)... Next up, the All Blacks have called in more reinforcements and it's another Highlanders (05:20), the Warriors don't want to play at Eden Park if they finish the regular season in the Top 2, so where will they end up (19:10), and could the Savannah Bananas save international sport (36:20)? We wrap it up with 'Yours Please' and we might have finally found someone who also applies the pre-shower pre-pump (46:10)... Did you know that we've launched a new Facebook Group called 'The Caravan' JOIN HERE! Brought to you by Export Ultra! Follow The ACC on Instagram or Facebook or TikTok Subscribe to The Agenda Podcast now on iHeartRadio, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcasts! iHeartRadio Apple Spotify YouTube THANKS MATE!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  2. 999

    "The Team Shower Pre Pump"

    On today's Agenda Podcast, ACC Head G Lane and Tony Lyall are joined by Manaia Stewart, and we kick it off with an airing of personal grievances (00:00)... Next up, the Wahs pumped the Broncos at Suncorp and even though Lukey Met got injured, we still believe (12:00), the All Blacks thump the Bulls and suffer some injuries of their own (19:05), and could Bangladesh's humiliation of Australia be the best sporting story of the weekend (32:45)? Finally, it's 'Yours Please' and we ask the age-old question "should you give yourself a pump-up before hitting the showers after sport?" (42:15)... Did you know that we've launched a new Facebook Group called 'The Caravan' JOIN HERE! Brought to you by Export Ultra! Follow The ACC on Instagram or Facebook or TikTok Subscribe to The Agenda Podcast now on iHeartRadio, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcasts! iHeartRadio Apple Spotify YouTube THANKS MATE!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  3. 998

    Caravan Episode: All Blacks Vs Bulls - August 16th 2026

    Miss any of the coverage of the All Blacks vs the Bulls in the final warm-up match before the 1st Test against South Africa? Please enjoy a FULL replay of the highlights/lowlights of the ACC's coverage... Don't forget we're covering the All Blacks LIVE & FREE on iHeartRadio & Radio Hauraki this season. See the full schedule HERE!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  4. 997

    "Richie Mo Is A Go"

    On today's Agenda podcast, ACC Head G Lane and Tony Lyall are joined by James McOnie from Gay Paree, and it doesn't take long to get into some questionable chocolate bar chat (00:00)... Next up, Richie Mo is on the plane to South Africa, so where will he play (09:00)? It's official, NPC should never be played at the Cake Tin again (20:00), and the summer of cricket is underway, and Bangers are mashing the Aussies (27:30)!  Finally, it's the last 'Yours Please' for the week, and we might have come up with the best ACC business idea yet (45:30)... Did you know that we've launched a new Facebook Group called 'The Caravan' JOIN HERE! Brought to you by Export Ultra! Follow The ACC on Instagram or Facebook or TikTok Subscribe to The Agenda Podcast now on iHeartRadio, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcasts! iHeartRadio Apple Spotify YouTube THANKS MATE!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  5. 996

    "The ACC SportsBook - August 14th"

    Karl from the TAB joins ACC Head G Lane to recap the 24 Hour '180' Darts Challenge and how the mind, body and soul is feeling (00:30)... Then, they look ahead to this weekend's odds, opportunities and omens across the Wahs & the NRL (04:00), the ABs in South Africa (08:30), the NPC including the Shield Challenge (11:45), and the UFC (13:20)... Then this week's Grab A Pen (14:25), and this week's ThreeWay (18:00)... Powered by TAB!Follow The ACC on Instagram or Facebook or TikTok Subscribe to The Agenda Podcast now on iHeartRadio, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcasts! iHeartRadio Apple Spotify YouTube THANKS MATE!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  6. 995

    "Kissing Your Dad On The Lips"

    On today's Agenda Podcast, ACC Head G Lane and Tony Lyall are looking for a new nickname for One NZ Stadium, aka Te Kaha (00:00)... Next up, the NRL Final could be heading to Auckland thanks to the Pope (08:25), will Damian McKenzie bounce back from his leg injury to play against the Springboks (16:50), and could 12.5 billion dollars be spent on something better than the L.A. Lakers (31:00)? Finally, it's 'Yours Please' where we work out what the best thing to drink is during an early morning All Blacks game (34:30)... Did you know that we've launched a new Facebook Group called 'The Caravan' JOIN HERE! Brought to you by Export Ultra! Follow The ACC on Instagram or Facebook or TikTok Subscribe to The Agenda Podcast now on iHeartRadio, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcasts! iHeartRadio Apple Spotify YouTube THANKS MATE!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  7. 994

    "The Post Match Wound"

    On today's Agenda, ACC Head G Lane and Tony Lyall have just wrapped up the commentary for the All Blacks, and something horrible has happened at G Lane's house while he's been away (00:00)... Next, we rake over the coals of the All Blacks & Sharks game featuring Ma'a Nonu doing a solo haka (07:15), Willie Mason getting upset over the Wahs pre-game challenge (23:15), and we find the world's worst golf cheat (29:00)... We finish it up with 'Yours Please' and a startling revelation about fighting your dad (40:50)! Did you know that we've launched a new Facebook Group called 'The Caravan' JOIN HERE! Brought to you by Export Ultra! Follow The ACC on Instagram or Facebook or TikTok Subscribe to The Agenda Podcast now on iHeartRadio, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcasts! iHeartRadio Apple Spotify YouTube THANKS MATE!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  8. 993

    Caravan Episode: All Blacks Vs Sharks - August 12th 2026

    Miss any of the coverage of the All Blacks vs the Sharks for the first midweek match of the tour of South Africa? Please enjoy a FULL replay of the highlights/lowlights of the ACC's coverage... Don't forget we're covering the All Blacks LIVE & FREE on iHeartRadio & Radio Hauraki this season. See the full schedule HERE!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  9. 992

    "Roigard Ruled Out & Razor The Orca"

    On today's edition of The Agenda Podcast, Tony Lyall and ACC Head G Lane take a look at what sort of antics you can expect at the end of your club rugby prizegiving (00:00)... Next up, the All Blacks suffer a huge casualty ahead of their game against the Sharks (07:35), could dumped All Black coach Razor Robertson be the key to a successful Southern Orcas NRL team (20:35), and Brian To'o is heading to PNG Chiefs, so what will life be like in the player compound (29:50)? Finally it's 'Yours Please', and if you go into the supermarket to do your weekly shop you're not going to like this (38:10)... Did you know that we've launched a new Facebook Group called 'The Caravan' JOIN HERE! Brought to you by Export Ultra! Follow The ACC on Instagram or Facebook or TikTok Subscribe to The Agenda Podcast now on iHeartRadio, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcasts! iHeartRadio Apple Spotify YouTube THANKS MATE!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  10. 991

    "The Redemption Of Lukey Met"

    On today's episode of The Agenda, ACC Head G Lane and Tony Lyall are joined by Manaia Stewart, and immediately things get off the rails with a "hypothetical" question (00:00)... Next up, the All Blacks beat the Stormers, so who should be on the plane to replace Billy Proctor (10:10)? The Ranfurly Shield has a new home in Canterbury (29:30), and the Wahs beat the Panthers, and the redemption of Lukey Met is complete (41:10). We round it out with 'Yours Please' which may or may not include an actual recording of someone "pressing the button" (54:40)... Did you know that we've launched a new Facebook Group called 'The Caravan' JOIN HERE! Brought to you by Export Ultra! Follow The ACC on Instagram or Facebook or TikTok Subscribe to The Agenda Podcast now on iHeartRadio, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcasts! iHeartRadio Apple Spotify YouTube THANKS MATE!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  11. 990

    Caravan Episode: All Blacks Vs Stormers - August 8th 2026

    Miss any of the coverage of the All Blacks vs the Stormers in the opening match of the tour of South Africa? Please enjoy a FULL replay of the highlights/lowlights of the ACC's coverage... Don't forget we're covering the All Blacks LIVE & FREE on iHeartRadio & Radio Hauraki this season. See the full schedule HERE!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  12. 989

    "Suzie The Waitress Is Back!"

    On today's Agenda podcast, ACC Head G Lane and Tony Lyall kick things off with a brand new movie review segment... so is 'Greenland 2' any good (00.00)? Next, the fellas are joined by Newstalk ZB's Elliott Smith from South Africa to find out what is making the players sick (07:30), then there's the Mandatory NPC Update (18:10)... PLUS we announce who is coming with us on the Export Ultra Grand Final Beer Garden Tour (32:50), and the latest on Joseph Parker's cocaine ban (37:00)... Finally, it's 'Yours Please' where we find out what actually is in a "Southland Lunch Box" (43.05)... Did you know that we've launched a new Facebook Group called 'The Caravan' JOIN HERE! Brought to you by Export Ultra! Follow The ACC on Instagram or Facebook or TikTok Subscribe to The Agenda Podcast now on iHeartRadio, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcasts! iHeartRadio Apple Spotify YouTube THANKS MATE!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  13. 988

    "Breaking News: Matt Heath's Engaged"

    On today's episode of The Agenda podcast, ACC Head G Lane and Tony Lyall are joined by Matt Heath, and there is... Breaking News (00:00)!Next, the All Blacks team for the first match against the Stormers has been named (08:15), will Du'Plessis Kirifi moving to play #12 in the NPC get him an All Blacks call-up (15:55), and how beneficial is Bra Boosting in the Tour De France Femmes (34:00)?Finally, it's 'Yours Please', and Matt doubles down with his plan to give away the cricket ball after a Sx is hit (43:20). Did you know that we've launched a new Facebook Group called 'The Caravan' JOIN HERE! Brought to you by Export Ultra! Follow The ACC on Instagram or Facebook or TikTok Subscribe to The Agenda Podcast now on iHeartRadio, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcasts! iHeartRadio Apple Spotify YouTube THANKS MATE!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  14. 987

    "The ACC SportsBook - August 6th"

    Karl from the TAB joins ACC Head G Lane to pore over the big wins from last weekend (00:30) and look ahead to this weekend's odds, opportunities and omens across the Wahs & the NRL (03:55), the NPC including the Shield Challenge (11:05), the ABs in South Africa (13:40) and the David Nyika fight (16:50)... Then this week's Grab A Pen (19:05), a Ranfurly Shield Edition of Stats To Impress The Ladies (23:05) and this week's ThreeWay (27:00)... Powered by TAB!Follow The ACC on Instagram or Facebook or TikTok Subscribe to The Agenda Podcast now on iHeartRadio, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcasts! iHeartRadio Apple Spotify YouTube THANKS MATE!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  15. 986

    "Cat Wees, Jetskis And McOnies"

    On this episode of The Agenda Podcast, ACC Head G Lane and Tony Lyall are joined by James McOnie from Biarritz, so is it as cold there as it is in New Zealand right now (00.00)? Next up, we wrap up the Commonwealth Games and get McOnie's highs and lows (08:30), also how will 'Count Dracula the Referee' go adjudicating the All Blacks Vs. South Africa (21:50), and could Ben Stokes be the reason the English cricket team has a drinking problem (32:08)? Finally, it's 'Yours Please', where we hear your feedback, including a very interesting question about what to do in a group situation when you finish first (40:20)... Did you know that we've launched a new Facebook Group called 'The Caravan' JOIN HERE! Brought to you by Export Ultra! Follow The ACC on Instagram or Facebook or TikTok Subscribe to The Agenda Podcast now on iHeartRadio, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcasts! iHeartRadio Apple Spotify YouTube THANKS MATE!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  16. 985

    "The Richie Mo Conspiracy Is Go..."

    On today's Agenda, ACC Head G Lane and Tony Lyall kick it off with a devastating revelation about parking tickets (00:00)... Next, G Lane uses his incredible brain to unpack the Gianni Infantino situation (08:40), the Richie Mo conspiracy looks like it could be coming true, so why isn't he on the plane yet (15:00), and we are joined by Ice Black and Auckland Admiral player Justin Daigle to go over the NZIHL playoffs (27:10)! Finally, it's 'Yours Please', and one of the videos we have received could be the best ever (49:00)... Did you know that we've launched a new Facebook Group called 'The Caravan' JOIN HERE! Brought to you by Export Ultra! Follow The ACC on Instagram or Facebook or TikTok Subscribe to The Agenda Podcast now on iHeartRadio, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcasts! iHeartRadio Apple Spotify YouTube THANKS MATE!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  17. 984

    "A Few Much Medals & Long Live Stag Day"

    On today's Agenda, ACC Head G Lane and Tony Lyall are joined by Manaia Stewart, and things get off to a shaky start with a vulnerable, honest and open mea culpa (00:00)... Next, the Commonwealth Games are over, and Manaia has a theory about where the next tournament will be held (11:15), the NPC is underway and Stag Day should be a national holiday (23:15)! Plus, we've done it again and made George Bennett the target of international cycling media (37:40)... Finally, it's your hot takes with 'Yours Please', so what is the best thing to eat after you have had a few much (40:15)? Did you know that we've launched a new Facebook Group called 'The Caravan' JOIN HERE! Brought to you by Export Ultra! Follow The ACC on Instagram or Facebook or TikTok Subscribe to The Agenda Podcast now on iHeartRadio, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcasts! iHeartRadio Apple Spotify YouTube THANKS MATE!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  18. 983

    "NZ's Greatest Rivalry: Auckland Vs Canterbury"

    To celebrate the 50th season of NPC rugby and the 50th year of the rivalry between Auckland and Canterbury, we thought we'd revisit our award-winning special deep dive into the rivalry centred around the "Match of the Century"...Join Dylan Cleaver, ACC Head G Lane and Jeremy Wells for the greatest and most bitter rivalry in New Zealand rugby history. It’s not the Bledisloe, not even the ABs and the Springboks. We are talking Auckland vs Canterbury... In the 1980s!It was Grizz vs Harty. The Deans Brothers vs The Brooke Brothers. The City Slickers vs The Mainlanders. On and off the field, fists flew, fans got personal, and as a result, some of the iconic games of footy were unleashed on thirsty New Zealand rugby fans. Read Dylan Cleaver's full write-up on the history of the Auckland & Canterbury rivalry HERE! Follow The ACC on Instagram or Facebook or TikTok Subscribe to The Agenda Podcast now on iHeartRadio, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcasts! iHeartRadio Apple Spotify YouTube THANKS MATE!    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  19. 982

    "Lewis Clareburt: Medals And Milkshakes"

    On this special episode of The Agenda, Tony Lyall is joined live from Glasgow by Kiwi Commonwealth Gold Medalist Lewis Clareburt to talk about which Gold Medal was the sweetest to win (00:00)... Next, they chat about who is the most famous athlete he has met and the Comm Games and Olympics (06:10), and can you even hear the people cheering you along when you're in the pool (09:40)? Plus, what other sport would Lewis like to play (12:30)... Did you know that we've launched a new Facebook Group called 'The Caravan' JOIN HERE! Brought to you by Export Ultra! Follow The ACC on Instagram or Facebook or TikTok Subscribe to The Agenda Podcast now on iHeartRadio, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcasts! iHeartRadio Apple Spotify YouTube THANKS MATE!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  20. 981

    "Gold Medals And Lo'i Hoosi Pies"

    On today's Agenda, ACC Head G Land and Tony Lyall are joined by The Notorious Pantsman Joel Harrison, and turns out everyone has a humiliating sportsperson encounter (00:00)... Next up, it's the Mandatory Commonwealth Games Update with a Gold for Dave Liti, so what did he want to eat when he got back to NZ (07:45)? We plan out a suitable course of action for G Lane to take during the Export Ultra Beer Garden Tour for the Grand Final (31:10)... Plus we have an update concerning cricket cheat Clicky Ponting (34:00).... Finally, it's 'Yours Please', and could the "Jetski" be the best idea we have ever received via a 'Yours Please' (52:20)? Did you know that we've launched a new Facebook Group called 'The Caravan' JOIN HERE! Brought to you by Export Ultra! Follow The ACC on Instagram or Facebook or TikTok Subscribe to The Agenda Podcast now on iHeartRadio, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcasts! iHeartRadio Apple Spotify YouTube THANKS MATE!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  21. 980

    "Flem-Ball And Pressing The Button"

    On today's Agenda, Tony Lyall and ACC Head G Lane are joined by Matt Heath, who ran into a couple of famous faces at a movie preview the night before (00:00)... Next, the rumour mill is in overdrive about Stephen Fleming taking over the test cricket coaching duties for England, so what will Flem-Ball look like (12:00)? The NPC kicks off this weekend, and Stag Day will be the feature, so what happened last time G Lane and Matt Heath were in Bluff (26:00), and what is correct wees etiquette in the middle of the night? Finally, it's 'Your Please' and Matt Heath's beloved Dodgers catch a couple of strays (42:00)... Did you know that we've launched a new Facebook Group called 'The Caravan' JOIN HERE! Brought to you by Export Ultra! Follow The ACC on Instagram or Facebook or TikTok Subscribe to The Agenda Podcast now on iHeartRadio, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcasts! iHeartRadio Apple Spotify YouTube THANKS MATE!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  22. 979

    "The ACC SportsBook - July 30th"

    Karl from the TAB joins ACC Head G Lane to pore over the big wins from last weekend (00:45) and look ahead to this weekend's odds, opportunities and omens across the NPC (04:30), the NRL (06:30) and the UFC (10:00)...Then this week's Grab A Pen (11:30), Stats To Impress The Ladies (15:10) and this week's ThreeWay (17:45)... Powered by TAB!Follow The ACC on Instagram or Facebook or TikTok Subscribe to The Agenda Podcast now on iHeartRadio, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcasts! iHeartRadio Apple Spotify YouTube THANKS MATE!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  23. 978

    "Cricket Cheats & Zoe Hobbs Gold"

    On today's Agenda Podcast, ACC Head G Lane and Tony Lyall are joined by Manaia Stewart, who takes a look at the disgusting new craze sweeping the nation's concerts (00:00)...Next up, could this be the worst cricket cheating caught on camera since sandpaper gate (03:50)! Also Zoe Hobbs has won Gold in the 100m, and Jerry and Manaia were broadcasting live when it happened and didn't miss the chance to commentate (14:10), and have we once again missed the chance to make an incredible cricket stadium in Auckland (24:30)?Finally, the wheels well and truly fall off with one of the more controversial 'Yours Please' segments in recent memory (33:10)... Did you know that we've launched a new Facebook Group called 'The Caravan' JOIN HERE! Brought to you by Export Ultra! Follow The ACC on Instagram or Facebook or TikTok Subscribe to The Agenda Podcast now on iHeartRadio, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcasts! iHeartRadio Apple Spotify YouTube THANKS MATE!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  24. 977

    "Tour de Caravan With George Bennett"

    George Bennett, one of New Zealand's greatest-ever cyclists, fresh off his sixth Tour de France, joins The Agenda for a special episode (00:00). Tony Lyall and ACC Head G Lane welcome George in for a full debrief on what it takes to compete in cycling's greatest race, the toll it takes on mind, body and soul (01:00), what it's actually like climbing a mountain with a hangover (12:00), and what makes Tadej Pogačar (five-time Tour winner) such an absolute freak of the sport (17:00). Plus George drops a MASSIVE conspiracy theory about the Tour that you won't hear anywhere else (21:00), and shares his thoughts on the death of BazBall (27:00). Did you know that we've launched a new Facebook Group called 'The Caravan' JOIN HERE! Brought to you by Export Ultra! Follow The ACC on Instagram or Facebook or TikTok Subscribe to The Agenda Podcast now on iHeartRadio, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcasts! iHeartRadio Apple Spotify YouTube THANKS MATE!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  25. 976

    "The Steven Adams Hug Humiliator"

    On today's Agenda, ACC Head G Lane and Tony Lyall take a look over some of the great nude trophy lifts they have received, and address a troubling trend (03:00)... Next, we might have finally found commentators who are more excitable than us (10:30), and they relitigate the meeting with Steven Adams from the day before, including a true humiliator for G Lane (20:10)... Plus, New Zealand has finally won Gold at the Commonwealth Games (26:20)! We wrap it up with your input with 'Yours Please', and one frequent contributor is sitting this one out (34:20)... Did you know that we've launched a new Facebook Group called 'The Caravan' JOIN HERE! Brought to you by Export Ultra! Follow The ACC on Instagram or Facebook or TikTok Subscribe to The Agenda Podcast now on iHeartRadio, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcasts! iHeartRadio Apple Spotify YouTube THANKS MATE!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  26. 975

    "The Steven Adams Special"

    In this special episode of The Agenda, Tony Lyall and ACC Head G Lane are joined by Steven Adams! Steven drops in to chat about teaming up with the NZ Warriors for his Steven Adams Pathways Trust fundraising campaign aimed at giving more Kiwi kids the opportunity to participate in sport.Then the fellas put Steven through the infamous "22 In 2" questions...To support the ongoing work of the Steven Adams Pathways Trust, people are invited to make an automatic $3 donation by texting ‘Steven’ or ‘UptheWahs’ to 933Did you know that we've launched a new Facebook Group called 'The Caravan' JOIN HERE! Brought to you by Export Ultra! Follow The ACC on Instagram or Facebook or TikTok Subscribe to The Agenda Podcast now on iHeartRadio, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcasts! iHeartRadio Apple Spotify YouTube THANKS MATE!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  27. 974

    "Two Day Hangover & Scorpion Of Doom"

    On today's Agenda Podcast, ACC Head G Lane and Tony Lyall are both suffering from aggressive two-day hangovers (00:00), so will New Zealand's Commonwealth Games medal haul cheer them up (06:45)? Next, should we be worried about the Wahs losing to the Bulldogs (14:20), and it's a five-peat for Tadej Pogačar in the Tour De France, so what does Lance Armstrong make of it all (24:30)... PLUS we have breaking news as the All Blacks squad to head to South Africa is named mid-episode! (38:30). We wrap it all up with 'Yours Please and an idea to stop people from using their phone when they are massively steamed (47:30). Did you know that we've launched a new Facebook Group called 'The Caravan' JOIN HERE! Brought to you by Export Ultra! Follow The ACC on Instagram or Facebook or TikTok Subscribe to The Agenda Podcast now on iHeartRadio, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcasts! iHeartRadio Apple Spotify YouTube THANKS MATE!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  28. 973

    "Fantastic Mr. Fox"

    Before they were getting Paul Henry to send "Death Threats" to Chris Hipkins and talking about shaggin Winnie, Jerry & Manaia chatted to Great NZer Ryan Fox just a couple of days after his win at The Open!Here's the full chat from the Hauraki Breakfast, including what it was like standing over that final putt on the 18th, the whirlwind of emotions since the win and what's next for Foxy...Did you know that we've launched a new Facebook Group called 'The Caravan' JOIN HERE! Brought to you by Export Ultra! Follow The ACC on Instagram or Facebook or TikTok Subscribe to The Agenda Podcast now on iHeartRadio, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcasts! iHeartRadio Apple Spotify YouTube THANKS MATE!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  29. 972

    "Doomscrolling & Sportsbetting"

    On today's Agenda, Tony Lyall is joined by James McConie from Glasgow as the Commonwealth Games gets underway, so where in New Zealand would be the best place for us to host the games (00:00)? Next, the first thing Ryan Fox wanted when he got back to New Zealand was a pie, so where is the best place to get one in New Zealand (19:30), who will be the biggest bolter for the All Blacks on their tour of South Africa (29:30), and is Eli Just up there with Messi and Mbappe (36:50)? We wrap it all up with your input on 'Yours Please', including some of the best post-breakup advice you will ever hear (40:00)... Did you know that we've launched a new Facebook Group called 'The Caravan' JOIN HERE! Brought to you by Export Ultra! Follow The ACC on Instagram or Facebook or TikTok Subscribe to The Agenda Podcast now on iHeartRadio, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcasts! iHeartRadio Apple Spotify YouTube THANKS MATE!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  30. 971

    "Hairy Jav In A Box"

    Today on The Agenda, ACC Head G Lane and Matt Heath are joined by special guest Grant Elliot aka The Hairy Jav to discuss the latest in the whirlwind world of Ryan Fox and his domination of the world's media (00:00)!  They also cover the disgraced Davy Dumb Dumb and his drunk driving charge (03:45), before the Jav reveals an incredible gift for the guys and the ACC XI (14:15)... Plus Matt Heath's F1 Corner makes its return (25:00)!  Finally, it's your hot and lukewarm takes with a round of 'Yours Please' (35:50)... Did you know that we've launched a new Facebook Group called 'The Caravan' JOIN HERE! Brought to you by Export Ultra! Follow The ACC on Instagram or Facebook or TikTok Subscribe to The Agenda Podcast now on iHeartRadio, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcasts! iHeartRadio Apple Spotify YouTube THANKS MATE!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  31. 970

    "The ACC SportsBook - July 23rd"

    Karl from the TAB joins ACC Head G Lane to wax lyrical about Foxy's Open win and table some audio from last week's episode (0:00). Then they pore over the big wins from last weekend (03:30) and look ahead to this weekend's odds, opportunities and omens across the NRL (03:15), and the F1 (11:00)...Then this week's Grab A Pen (14:45), Stats To Impress The Ladies (17:30) and this week's ThreeWay (19:00)... Powered by TAB!Follow The ACC on Instagram or Facebook or TikTok Subscribe to The Agenda Podcast now on iHeartRadio, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcasts! iHeartRadio Apple Spotify YouTube THANKS MATE!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  32. 969

    "Everybody Loves Foxy!"

    On today's Agenda, Tony Lyall and ACC Head G Lane look at how Ryan Fox has blown up worldwide, and now the whole world loves him (00:00)!  Next, it's a Correction Corner and a heartfelt apology to former Black Cap captain and Grant Fox's grandad Merv Wallace (06:45), could Streaker Bullrush be the greatest sports Halftime show of all time (23:55), and is this the death knell for the Commonwealth Games (34:40)? Finally, it's 'Yours Please', and we may have just come up with a new name for listeners of The Agenda Podcast (42:10)... Did you know that we've launched a new Facebook Group called 'The Caravan' JOIN HERE! Brought to you by Export Ultra! Follow The ACC on Instagram or Facebook or TikTok Subscribe to The Agenda Podcast now on iHeartRadio, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcasts! iHeartRadio Apple Spotify YouTube THANKS MATE!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  33. 968

    "The First BSA Complaint"

    On today's Agenda, ACC Head G Lane informs Tony Lyall about his first BSA complaint, so what did he say to raise the ire of the public (00:00)? Next, the Ryan Fox celebration train rolls on, so who is the biggest loser from his historic Open win (08:45), the fellas finally get around to discussing the Football World Cup, and the commentators managed to make more mistakes than The ACC (17:20), and the record for running a mile has been broken again, so could someone run that fast without getting shot off the treadmill (34:45)... We wrap it up with 'Yours Please' and take a visit to the Bluff Oyster Festival that G Lane's backside will never forget (45:00)... Did you know that we've launched a new Facebook Group called 'The Caravan' JOIN HERE! Brought to you by Export Ultra! Follow The ACC on Instagram or Facebook or TikTok Subscribe to The Agenda Podcast now on iHeartRadio, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcasts! iHeartRadio Apple Spotify YouTube THANKS MATE!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  34. 967

    "Ryan Fox & A Sportsgasm Weekend"

    On today's episode of The Agenda, Manaia Stewart joins ACC Head G Lane and Tony Lyall in the immediate aftermath of the Football World Cup final, but they are too caught up in Ryan Fox winning the British Open to talk about it (00:00).They also rake over the coals of the All Blacks' win over Ireland in the ultimate Mana Munch at Eden Park (10:30), the Black Caps nearly turning a win into a defeat against the Windies (28:15), and the Warriors getting over the Dragons with the help of Manaia's new keyring (39:35)! We finish it up with 'Yours Please' where we look back on the history of the "Goontugger" (44:25), and if we have time, we just might get to the Football World Cup Final... Did you know that we've launched a new Facebook Group called 'The Caravan' JOIN HERE!Brought to you by Export Ultra! Follow The ACC on Instagram or Facebook or TikTok Subscribe to The Agenda Podcast now on iHeartRadio, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcasts! iHeartRadio Apple Spotify YouTube THANKS MATE!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  35. 966

    "Fish Fingers & Shohei's A Guy?"

    On today's episode of The Agenda, ACC Head G Lane tells Tony Lyall the harrowing story behind why he was in A&E till 1am with a fish hook in his finger the night before (00:00)...Next, which high-profile athlete did Mike Tyson misgender (09:20), and it's the photo that everyone is talking about, so should all babies be bathed by a professional athlete (13:20)... Plus, what song should DJ A Hole play at the All Blacks & Ireland Test on Saturday night (18:10)?Finally, we wrap it all up with potentially the most insensitive 'Your Please' segment Matt Heath could ever imagine (32:15)... Did you know that we've launched a new Facebook Group called 'The Caravan' JOIN HERE! Brought to you by Export Ultra! Follow The ACC on Instagram or Facebook or TikTok Subscribe to The Agenda Podcast now on iHeartRadio, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcasts! iHeartRadio Apple Spotify YouTube THANKS MATE!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  36. 965

    "It's Not Coming Home And It's Not Funny"

    On this episode of The Agenda, a desolate Matt Heath joins Tony Lyall and ACC Head G Lane in the immediate aftermath of England being bundled out of the World Cup, and it DEFINITELY isn't funny (00:00)...Next, why on earth would you schedule an All Blacks match at the same time as the Wahs (09:55), are South Africa the Russian dopers of the rugby world (25:15), and we have an update on people getting hit by golf balls while living beside a golf course (28:30)...Finally, it's 'Yours Please', and it turns out we have all been saying a word wrong but for the right reasons (36:10). Did you know that we've launched a new Facebook Group called 'The Caravan' JOIN HERE! Brought to you by Export Ultra! Follow The ACC on Instagram or Facebook or TikTok Subscribe to The Agenda Podcast now on iHeartRadio, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcasts! iHeartRadio Apple Spotify YouTube THANKS MATE!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  37. 964

    "The ACC SportsBook - July 16th"

    Karl from the TAB joins ACC Head G Lane to pore over the big wins from last weekend (01:00) and look ahead to this weekend's odds, opportunities and omens across the All Blacks (03:15), the Wahs (06:00), the F1 (10:40) and the Open (12:00)...Then this week's Grab A Pen (16:25), an Open Edition of Stats To Impress The Ladies (19:55) and this week's ThreeWay (22:00)... Powered by TAB!Follow The ACC on Instagram or Facebook or TikTok Subscribe to The Agenda Podcast now on iHeartRadio, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcasts! iHeartRadio Apple Spotify YouTube THANKS MATE!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  38. 963

    "Spaniards, Vasectomies & Two Suns One Toilet"

    On this episode of The Agenda, Tony Lyall and ACC Head G Lane delve into the intricacies of getting a vasectomy, and how many times you need to clear the pipes afterwards (00:00)... Next up, France are officially out of the World Cup and Lamine Yamal is the new superstar, so what were you up to when you were nineteen (11:10)? Also, Jarome Luai is officially off to the Eels, so why are the Tigers picking up the tab (16:15), the tale of two Gold Coast Suns getting caught exiting a disabled toilet (23:20) and how many golf balls is too many to hit your house if you live by a golf course (29:30)? Lastly, it's Yours Please, where we listen to your hot takes, including why Tony should ride off on that high horse he rode in on (35:45)... Did you know that we've launched a new Facebook Group called 'The Caravan' JOIN HERE! Brought to you by Export Ultra! Follow The ACC on Instagram or Facebook or TikTok Subscribe to The Agenda Podcast now on iHeartRadio, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcasts! iHeartRadio Apple Spotify YouTube THANKS MATE!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  39. 962

    "Vale Sam Neill & The Irish Mind Games Begin"

    On today's episode of The Agenda ACC Head G Lane and Tony Lyall pay tribute to the great Sam Neill, including a deep dive into his worst movie, which just so happens to be about the Football World Cup (00.00)... Next they discuss Reiko Ioane's recall to the All Blacks just in time for the Irish Test (05:50), and the Black Caps' demolition job in ODI 2 of the Windies series (13:10)!Plus Auckland Tuatara player Tom Vodanovich joins the podcast for a debrief on college basketball, he plugs his new business venture, Big Shot, and Lane puts him through the infamous '22 in 2' questions (15:55)... Finally, it's Yours Please and a guide on how to pick which team to support in State or Origin (37:00)...Check out Big Shot at bigshot.co.nz Did you know that we've launched a new Facebook Group called 'The Caravan' JOIN HERE! Brought to you by Export Ultra! Follow The ACC on Instagram or Facebook or TikTok Subscribe to The Agenda Podcast now on iHeartRadio, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcasts! iHeartRadio Apple Spotify YouTube THANKS MATE!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  40. 961

    "R.I.P Bazball & Will Jordan Is HIM"

    On today's episode of The Agenda, ACC Head G Lane and Tony Lyall discuss Bazball being no more! So, what's next for England cricket, what's next for Brendon McCullum, and does this mean Tim Southee might have to spend time with his family (06:50)? Also, the Black Caps get beaten by the West Indies in the 1st ODI but not without controversy (13:30)...Next, revisit the weekend's trip to Wellington to commentate the All Blacks, featuring everything from the accommodation to the flat drops to Will Jordan breaking records and a player getting Sent Off for headbutting (17:10)! Plus, we spend 69 seconds on Conor McGregor's humiliating return to the UFC (30:15), and round up the Football World Cup with the exit of the Norwegian's (34:20).Finally, we wrap it all up with an especially inebriated 'Yours Please' (38:00)... Did you know that we've launched a new Facebook Group called 'The Caravan' JOIN HERE! Brought to you by Export Ultra! Follow The ACC on Instagram or Facebook or TikTok Subscribe to The Agenda Podcast now on iHeartRadio, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcasts! iHeartRadio Apple Spotify YouTube THANKS MATE!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  41. 960

    "Roombas In The Outfield"

    On today's episode of The Agenda podcast, Matt Heath joins ACC Head G Lane & Tony Lyall to bask in the glow of a NSW State of Origin Series win, and ask what the forefathers of cricket would make of the NRL bunker (05:15)...Next, will Will Jordan score the most out of any All Black in Wellington on Saturday (22:00), also it's the Football World Cup Quarter-Finals, so what should Matt prepare to serve at his watch party as the Three Lions try to bring it home (30:10), and we head to Matt Heath's F1 corner to find Max Verstappen drinking gin on his boat (40:40)...We round it all up with your feedback in 'Yours Please', and show exactly how much work goes into coming up with an official ACC nickname (48:30) Did you know that we've launched a new Facebook Group called 'The Caravan' JOIN HERE! Brought to you by Export Ultra! Follow The ACC on Instagram or Facebook or TikTok Subscribe to The Agenda Podcast now on iHeartRadio, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcasts! iHeartRadio Apple Spotify YouTube THANKS MATE!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  42. 959

    "The ACC SportsBook - July 9th"

    Paul Maoate from the TAB joins ACC Head G Lane to pore over the big wins from last weekend (01:15) and look ahead to this weekend's odds, opportunities and omens across the All Blacks (05:25), the Wahs (09:15), and the FIFA World Cup (12:50)...Then this week's Grab A Pen (19:10), Stats To Impress The Ladies (24:00) and another ThreeWay (27:45)... Powered by TAB!Follow The ACC on Instagram or Facebook or TikTok Subscribe to The Agenda Podcast now on iHeartRadio, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcasts! iHeartRadio Apple Spotify YouTube THANKS MATE!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  43. 958

    "Eddie Vedder Knows The Rules!"

    On today's episode of The Agenda podcast, ACC Head G Lane and Tony Lyall issue a plea for the Hydration Break to be revolutionised and used at all sports (06:40)... Next, what will State of Origin look like at Eden Park next year after 8 hours of pre-loading (22:35), should the Warriors release a range of Hi-Vis work gear (31:20), and what is the right amount of abuse to yell at a referee at a children's sports game (34:10)? We wrap it up with your feedback in 'Yours Please', and Joe Durie is forced to apologise for a serious false accusation of the bailiff from Judge Judy (45:20)... Did you know that we've launched a new Facebook Group called 'The Caravan' JOIN HERE! Brought to you by Export Ultra! Follow The ACC on Instagram or Facebook or TikTok Subscribe to The Agenda Podcast now on iHeartRadio, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcasts! iHeartRadio Apple Spotify YouTube THANKS MATE!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  44. 957

    "Has There Ever Been An Ugly All Blacks No. 10?"

    On today's episode of The Agenda, Manaia Stewart joins ACC Head G Lane to recap further the carnage of the ACC's weekend in Christchurch for the All Blacks (00:00)... Then the fellas get into the latest from the Football World Cup, including England beating Mexico and Harry Kane's hilarious post-match interview (03:45), and Donald Trump stepping in to get a Red Card reviewed...Also, our mates at the HelloSport Podcast asked the important question: has there ever been an ugly All Blacks First-Five (16:30)...Plus, the Wahs resign DWZ and TMM (23:10) and the Tall Blacks beat Guam (24:35)! Finally, they get to your feedback in 'Yours Please' (28:50)... Did you know that we've launched a new Facebook Group called 'The Caravan' JOIN HERE!Brought to you by Export Ultra! Follow The ACC on Instagram or Facebook or TikTok Subscribe to The Agenda Podcast now on iHeartRadio, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcasts! iHeartRadio Apple Spotify YouTube THANKS MATE!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  45. 956

    "No Peeking & A Roman Candle Up The Butt"

    On today's episode of The Agenda, ACC Head G Lane and Tony Lyall rake over the coals of the All Blacks' win in Christchurch, including the literal coals of the kitchen fire at the official pre-game (07:30)...Next we head to Silverstone for the F1, and it turns out The ACC aren't the only commentators who don't have a clue what's going on (40:30), Brazil are out of the Football World Cup and England have their own Suzy the Waitress (44:10) and the Warriors have officially sold out for the rest of the season which makes Tony is a bad parent (49:30).They round it all out with "Yours Please" including a particularly sinister welcome to The ACC for Tony Lyall (52:50)... Did you know that we've launched a new Facebook Group called 'The Caravan' JOIN HERE! Brought to you by Export Ultra! Follow The ACC on Instagram or Facebook or TikTok Subscribe to The Agenda Podcast now on iHeartRadio, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcasts! iHeartRadio Apple Spotify YouTube THANKS MATE!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  46. 955

    "Sacré Bleu Live From Christchurch"

    On today's episode of The Agenda, Manaia Stewart joins ACC Head G Lane live from the Whisky Library at Bloody Mary's at the Rydges Latimer to preview the All Blacks against France at Te Kaha (00:00)! Finally, they get to your feedback in 'Yours Please' (20:40)... Did you know that we've launched a new Facebook Group called 'The Caravan' JOIN HERE! Brought to you by Export Ultra! Follow The ACC on Instagram or Facebook or TikTok Subscribe to The Agenda Podcast now on iHeartRadio, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcasts! iHeartRadio Apple Spotify YouTube THANKS MATE!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  47. 954

    "Ding Dong The Lucky Loser Is Dead!"

    On today's episode of The Agenda, Matt Heath and Tony Lyall join ACC Head G Lane to discuss the wonderful news that the Super Rugby "Lucky Loser" is dead (00:00)! Next, the fellas get into the FIFA World Cup and whether football is in fact coming home (07:00)... Plus the Black Caps ODI squad for a tour of the West Indies has been named (19:45), and The Human Skewer is heading to Japan (25:20). Finally, they get to your feedback in 'Yours Please' (38:25)... Did you know that we've launched a new Facebook Group called 'The Caravan' JOIN HERE! Brought to you by Export Ultra! Follow The ACC on Instagram or Facebook or TikTok Subscribe to The Agenda Podcast now on iHeartRadio, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcasts! iHeartRadio Apple Spotify YouTube THANKS MATE!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  48. 953

    "The ACC SportsBook - July 2nd"

    Karl from the TAB joins ACC Head G Lane to pore over the big wins from last weekend (01:45) and look ahead to this weekend's odds, opportunities and omens across the All Blacks (06:30), the NRL (08:00), the FIFA World Cup (11:00), and the F1 (13:30)...Then this week's Grab A Pen (14:30), a FIFA World Cup Edition of Stats To Impress The Ladies (18:00) and another ThreeWay (20:30)... Powered by TAB!Follow The ACC on Instagram or Facebook or TikTok Subscribe to The Agenda Podcast now on iHeartRadio, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcasts! iHeartRadio Apple Spotify YouTube THANKS MATE!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  49. 952

    "Steady The Nips?"

    On today's episode of The Agenda, Tony Lyall joins ACC Head G Lane to discuss a job opportunity (00:00)...Then, the fellas get into all the post-Test Series stats, providing caravan thickness for Black Caps fans (01:00), and all the chaos in the FIFA World Cup with Germany, Japan and the Netherlands all being eliminated (16:15). Plus, they try and predict Dave Rennie's first All Blacks starting XV (24:10)... Finally, they get to your feedback in 'Yours Please' (31:30)... Did you know that we've launched a new Facebook Group called 'The Caravan' JOIN HERE! Brought to you by Export Ultra! Follow The ACC on Instagram or Facebook or TikTok Subscribe to The Agenda Podcast now on iHeartRadio, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcasts! iHeartRadio Apple Spotify YouTube THANKS MATE!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  50. 951

    "Who's On Tunes?"

    On today's episode of The Agenda, James McOnie joins ACC Head G Lane live from London to revel in the Black Caps ruining Ben Stokes' retirement party (00:00)!Next, James gives his thoughts on the All Blacks & Wallabies ANZAC Test (14:55), before the fellas give their grades for the All Whites World Cup campaign (19:55). Plus they discuss the latest drama in the world of professional tennis (30:25)... Finally, they get to your feedback in 'Yours Please' (37:20)... Did you know that we've launched a new Facebook Group called 'The Caravan' JOIN HERE! Brought to you by Export Ultra! Follow The ACC on Instagram or Facebook or TikTok Subscribe to The Agenda Podcast now on iHeartRadio, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcasts! iHeartRadio Apple Spotify YouTube THANKS MATE!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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The Agenda is the official podcast of The Alternative Commentary Collective and the home of sporting nonsense and claptrap! Featuring all the major talking points from the world of sports, urban dictionary and more. Your #2 favourite sports podcast! Brought to you by Export Ultra - The Beer For Here! The ACC - The Alternative Commentary Collective.

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