The Alchemist Club Podcast

To mend lands and dispose of evils, Oats has a plan: take a walk with friends, and spin a few yarns.

As the good father investigates a mysterious mayoral malady, the richest man in Tombstone enacts his master plan.

Doc does some dark magic, Rex recounts a hallucination, and Mason seeks out advice from an expert. A colorful new crew enters town.

The team each lends Rex support and understanding in their own special way.

Winnies to un-quarantine, undead beef to cleanse…and Rex behaving even stranger than usual: things are never quite normal in Tombstone.

Hot on the riverbed trail of Tombstone’s terrible doctor, Mason and Doc descend into the depths to put an end to his patchwork malpractice. Meanwhile, there’s beef.

Tombstone’s midnight justice continues; the party goes looking for a wayward doctor with an unsettling hobby, and finds far more than they bargained for.

As the light fades from Father O’Conner’s finishing display, science is already hard at work delving into the secrets of the Homunculus’ lair…and that which lies beneath it.

Shaken to their core by the discovery under the doctor’s office, the team springs into action. A list of targets, and a simple plan: shoot anyone they know is already dead.

With a slew of exciting new leads, the Consortium sets their sights on this “Homunculus” at the heart of the conspiracy. Meanwhile, Rex takes a dive into the sordid secrets of the town’s most suspicious taxidermy aficionado.

Holy-water protocols pay off at last, and the team interrogates a shapeshifter.

What do you do with a Sasquatch Banker? Turn him into science!

Mason’s demon-trap catches an intruder, and the crew stumbles upon an old face from the Consortium’s past.

A timely tip from a PI partner leads to a sudden shakeup for an armed agent.

After a booming explosion rolls across the rooftops of Tombstone, CSI: Consortium is on the case.

With their scientifically reinforced arsenal ready, the consortium delves into the mines once more to put an end to its troubles.

Confronted with more Tommyknockers than you can shake a Rizzler at, the group re-groups and decides to get a better look at what they’re up against.

When the mines are a-knockin’, don’t come a (ghost) rockin’.

After the unfortunate and unavoidable disintegration of a chef, the party scrambles to solve their most difficult quest yet: lunch for a pack of children.

In the wake of a divine blizzard, the Consortium goes skinwalker-hunting: The Tombstone Home For The Parentally Deficient will never be the same.

Day two of Circlecon opens with a surprise guest panelist.

The greatest circle-drawers in the West awaken to a full complimentary breakfast…and an unexpected face at the skillet.

A quick decision turns a bull-killing into a circle-scribing expedition, and the local Creatures of Uncertain Pronunciation take great offense.

The crew + 2 head for the sight of a foul ritual. What devilry lies inside a bull’s circle, and how can they keep it from fouling all of Tombstone?

As night falls over Tombstone once more, a new trouble catches the eye of the Consortium.

What do you do when your friends and family might be a flesh-eating, potato-crazed shapeshifter? Wet handshakes, squirty clown flowers, and weather control machines.

With dastardly shapechangers lurking ‘mongst the folk of Tombstone, the brightest minds of the church and Consortium band together to figure out how best to go squirting holy water into everyone’s face.

Victor Langstrom’s company picnic arrives at last. Within the palisades of the Tombstone Fortress, folks gather for a spot of hope amid the dark and fear…and others prepare a dark plot.

There ain’t nothin’ in this world science can’t un-muddle. Eventually.

The trap is set, and the patchwork folk come out to play; these piecemeal predators aren’t content with the simple shamble of the common dead, and it’s a dead-sprint mayhem in the streets!

Folks in Tombstone are a thrifty bunch, not one to waste; but when the restless dead start getting stitched together instead of an old torn pair of trousers, the Consortium steps in to set things right.

First up on the long list of no-good supernatural what-have-you’s terrorizing the town: A boogeyman haunting city hall. With their newest member reluctantly in tow, they prepare for a showdown with childhood terror.

Freed from a mystical vortex, the Consortium’s elite team must come to grips with what’s happened to the town in their unexpected absence…and who’s left to stand against the dark creeping in.

In a blink, everything is different. In a blink, everything that was slips away. What in tarnation is going on in the town of Tombstone?

An unexpected visitor to Tombstone rattles onlookers and puts a pause on the showdown between riches and denim.

With his reputation on the line and a juggernaut of True Denim in the ring, a last minute scramble attempts to tip a gunfight-turned-duel in Garfield’s favor.

The trap is sprung, and the Consortium comes face-to-partial-face with their fiendish foe at last.

Wickedness stirs in the waste. As the party investigates a profane ritual writ large across the lands, it all points back to a familiar rock and a familiar bird.

As the Consortium once again delves into the mysteries surrounding the vulture bluff and the Wandering Worm, they find more questions and precious few answers.

When a grave, mysterious threat against Tombstone comes to light, the Consortium’s finest race against the clock to rescue their boss.

Arson, missing children, and vultures etched into rock in the lonely stretches of land where a single misstep can send a man to his maker: just another day in the Deadlands.

After a brush with the restless dead, more trouble comes a-knockin’: something’s amiss past the outskirts of Tombstone, and wicked rumors in the ranches and scrubland have drawn the Consortium’s eye.

A stranger calls for aid on the dusty road beyond Tombstone, and the researchers of the Consortium (and Garfield and Mason) are duty-bound to answer. Sometimes, wayward souls need a little help staying dead.

The Consortium investigates the site of a supposed deal between the thievin’ Jenny Gang and a mysterious benefactor that funded their audacious bank robbery.

As bank robbers go to ground hounded by members of the Consortium, the hunt is on.

A bank robbery puts a pause on mayoral ambitions, and the members of Consortium spring into action.

Look to the west, where the law’s reach runs short and fear stalks the land like a mangy coyote. It’s high time Tombstone Arizona had a new mayor, and things are about to get weird.

Seven years after five fated strangers awakened in a dark, foul place, the great saga of the Hatchling is over. What secrets yet remain, and what’s next? Some ordinary people discuss.

Five stalwart companions enact their plan, audacious beyond reckoning: free the Hatchling, no matter the cost. Woe unto any who would cage the world.

With an old friend at their side, the crew prepare their final answer to the proposal of the Five.