The All Seeing Guys with Greg & Joe
by Greg Armstrong
Welcome to the All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. Join the guys as they discuss everyday annoyances and topics we can all relate to, but in their own twisted way. With hilarious comedy segments that take us to some pretty strange places. The All Seeing Guys, taking an already upside down world and turning it sideways.
Episodes
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Ep 286: The Dick, The Dick, The Dick Is On Fire!
Welcome to episode 286 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The guys are recording in the same room for the first time in ages, and they have missed it. Recording in Ed's kitchen (without Ed), Greg and Joe's conversations run in all sorts of directions as they cover Kingston…
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Ep 285: Release Neil The Seal!
Welcome to episode 285 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The guys return; it's hot, Greg has moved out of his house, Joe hasn't. They catch up on the World Cup, then it's onto Geezedropping. The guys talk Neil the seal and his annual visits to the same town where he causes chaos...
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Ep 284: Little Miss Speaker
Welcome to episode 284 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe The guys return, with Greg's eight-year-old daughter joining. They all catch up, share a few updates, Greg rolls his ankle more, and Joe has a CSI poo mystery at home to deal with; then it's on to geezedropping with plenty…
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Ep 283: Rollin 'Rollin'
Welcome to episode 283 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The guys return, no doubt talk weather before even catching up. Greg can walk again and goes to a Star Wars con, then it's onto Geezedropping with plenty sent in by you; The guys talk another fun animal story, magic soup…
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Ep 282: OAPS Declassified
Welcome to episode 282 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The sun arrives and BBQ season returns! The guys catch up, talk about what's been keeping them occupied, then it's onto a hilarious round of Geezedroppings, sent in by you awesome listeners! The guys give an update on the...
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Ep 281: Towels or Towers?
Welcome to episode 281 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The guys catch up, before moving it's on to the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, with plenty sent in by you amazing listeners! Then it's onto a stowaway Fox off for a Disney adventure, and a Raccoon, who isn't...instead...
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Ep 280: Goodnight Sphincter
Welcome to episode 280 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The guys catch up, and for some reason, fall down a rabbit hole discussing what a horrible human the character of Gary Sparrow is in the classic BBC sitcom 'Goodnight Sweetheart', thankfully, they have the eavesdropping...
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Ep 279: Steal a KitKat
Welcome to episode 279 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The guys catch up, talk ladder safety, dive into the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, sent in by you listeners. Then the guys talk the great KitKat heist and other strange items which have been stolen, and 'Darkest…
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Ep 278: I'll get you stuffed crust
Welcome to episode 278 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The guys have a catch-up, and then go in all sorts of directions, Daredevil, detective crime series, 911 for some reason, before getting back on track, by going into the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping. Then the guys…
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Ep 277: Green Arsehole
Welcome to episode 277 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe The guys return, have a catch-up, Greg has had a busy weekend with a Star Wars convention, then it's onto the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping. Red and Blue dramas at the school gates, Greg learn about Porta-Parties, and…
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Ep 276: Bone Smashing
Welcome to episode 276 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe The guys return, have a catch-up, Joe has a rant about hot honey, and Greg has had a colonoscopy, which is always fun, then it's onto the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping. Sutton loses his legendary Wizard, social media...
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Ep 275: Paralysis
Welcome to episode 275 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The guys are back, have a catch-up and shoot the sh*t. It was Greg's birthday, and Joe had the weekend off. Greg experienced sleep paralysis for the first and hopefully last time, which was terrifying, and shares his...
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Ep 274: Shotgun Wedding
Welcome to episode 274 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The guys return, after overcoming technical issues and a wobbly Greg, this episode kicks off with Joe wearing a new hat, which takes them on a conversational journey in many bizarre directions. Followed by a quick catch-up…
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Ep 273: My Spirit Animal...
Welcome to episode 273 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The guys are back, quick catch-up, Greg has car dramas, Joe doesn't. Then it's onto Geezedropping, sent in by you amazing listeners! The guys lookat the Oxford Dictionary 'Word of the year 2025' and take a test to find out...
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Ep 272: Go Go Burglary Rangers!
Welcome to episode 272 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. Christmas is over, and it's 2026! The guys catch up, talk Christmas, New Year, and so on. There's the usual jolly round-up of the deaths of 2025. Then it's onto Geezedropping, sent in by you awesome listeners! The guys…
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Ep 271: Be Sure To Check Those Best Before's...
Welcome to episode 271 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. It's Christmaaaaaaaas!! The guys catch up, talk Christmas food shop, pay tribute to Surbiton's own Scooter Granny, who sadly passed away recently, then it's onto a big Geezedropping with plenty sent in by you guys! Greg and...
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Ep 270: Bloody Elves!
Welcome to episode 270 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. This episode, the guys catch up, start gearing up for Christmas, and Greg shares his current Elf on the Shelf experience. Quick thoughts on the new Stranger Things Episodes (spoilers), then, as always, it's onto a big...
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Ep 269: Smacky Bot Bots
Welcome to episode 269 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. This episode, the guys have a lot of silly fun, after a catch up where Joe witnesses either a guy w*nking or maybe getting laid in parked car on a Kingston street and Greg survives another animal assasin attempt, they guys…
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Ep 268: Franky Boy
Welcome to episode 268 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. This episode, the guys catch up on Halloween and Fireworks night, with fireworks going off in the background. Greg shares a condiment mishap he had, then it's onto a big Geezedrop as Owen sends his latest audio clips in, and...
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Ep 267: Supreme Pie
Welcome to episode 267 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. This episode, the guys are both feeling unwell, but they only need to talk, so sure they'll survive. Greg had an eventful week, from a Star Wars convention to bus agro. Joe did not have an eventful week, well, not a fun one....
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Ep 266: Haunted Mansion Now Actually Haunted
Welcome to episode 266 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. This episode, Greg records from his car as he waits for Indiana to finish Brownies, Joe has a week off, no Geezedrops this week, but fear not, there's plenty to talk about. The guys talk squash to water ratio, open up about...
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Ep 265: Slime of Our Lives ft Indiana
Welcome to episode 265 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. This episode, the guys are joined by Greg's about-to turn-eight-year-old daughter, Indiana, with her fourth appearance on the show. They catch up on life, Surbiton Festival, and a trip to Gootopia. With Indiana, the guys…
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Ep 264: Lookalikes
Welcome to episode 264 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. This episode, the guys catch up, Greg falls over and gets pissed on (not in a kinky way) on the same day, both events unrelated. A great Geezedropping segment, all being sent in by you amazing listeners! Greg and Joe talk...
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Ep 263: Shrimp Man & Bollock Boy
Welcome to episode 263 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. This episode, the guys catch up, and then it's on to Geezedropping with plenty, as always sent in by you awesome people! There's radioactive shrimp, which sparks the origins of the adventures of Shrimp-Man and Bollock-Boy…
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Ep 262: WOLF 3D
Welcome to episode 262 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. This episode, the guys catch up on life, what they've been watching, what they've been up to, and then it's on to Geezedropping with plenty as always sent in by you awesome people! Greg has a list of the worst movie…
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Ep 261: Stay Away From The Caves Indiana!
Welcome to episode 261 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. This episode, the guys are joined early on a Sunday morning, with her third appearance on the show, Greg's seven-year-old daughter, Indiana. They catch up on life, drunk trips to town, then, with no real plan, let Indiana…
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Ep 260: F*cked Cam
Welcome to episode 258 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The talk kiss cam at the Coldplay gig, then it's onto a bumper edition of Geezedropping as you amazing listeners have been picking up all sorts for us. Greg and Joe ask the question, 'Is a plus one for a funeral a thing?...
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Ep 259: Let's Go For Beers
Welcome to episode 259 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The guys continue to reflect on TEN YEARS of the show. In this special episode, no segments, just the guys out and about on a day drinking session with a pizza review. Ed Wooderson returns to join the guys to chat, talk fun...
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Ep 258: Fun Fairs Are Fun
Welcome to episode 258 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe, This month the guys continue to reflect on TEN YEARS of the show, Joe is off next week so we're going to do an episode out and about on the piss, but until then, Greg goes to a fun fair, Joe continues to highlight the...
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Ep 257: Master Kebab
Welcome to episode 257 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe, This month the guys reflect as they celebrate TEN YEARS of the show, however, they're be something for that next episode, Greg goes to a friends musical (Rob who made our theme song) Joe still exists, then its onto the...
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Ep 256: Happy National Sellotape Tape Day!
Welcome to episode 256 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe, kicking things off with our Geezedropping segment, sent in by you. It's a bit of a random episode as the guys look what makes something retro, vintage or antique, then it's on to events that happened throughout history on…
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Ep 255: Corned Beef Torpedo
Welcome to episode 255 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe, kicking things off with a stacked Geezedropping segment, sent in by you, wonderful listeners! The guys talk their love for silly made-up names, going on a date with supermarket-bought cooked chicken, Sith Trump, and the one...
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Ep 254: Unlucky For Some
Welcome to episode 254 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The guys catch up, the new Predator trailer sparks outrage...like everything else on the internet, then it's on to the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, sent in by you awesome listeners. Greg didn't have the best week…
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Ep 253: There is NO intelligence here, artificial or otherwise
Welcome to episode 253 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The guys catch up, Joe watched The Crow reboot and has a list of annoyances, and Greg is off to Japan in a few days. Then it's on to the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, sent in by you amazing people. The guys look at…
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Ep 252: Lights, Camera, Accidents!
Welcome to episode 252 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The guys catch up, Joe had first aid training, and Greg loses time. Then it's on to the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, sent in by you fanstatic people. The guys look at accidents and very near-fatal misses from movie...
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Ep 251: I WOULD Piss On You If You Were On Fire
Welcome to episode 251 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The guys catch up. At the time of recording, there's a fire happening in Kingston, and the moon has been looking awesome. Then it's on to the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, sent in by you awesome listeners. The guys...
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Ep 250: Tuck it in Bad Pub Review Special 2: A Fear of Chicken
Welcome to milestone episode that is, two hundred and fifty of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe Back in episode 72, the guys did a 'Tuck it in special', looking at bad and humorous Kingston pub and restaurant reviews, and they're doing it again. Now, this isn't about exposing the...
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Ep 249: That Family Loves Plates
Welcome to episode 249 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. This week, the guys catch up, Greg turns 41, and Joe watches a documentary about The Shining. As always there's Geezedropping. The guys then look at strange things families do that seem normal to them, but bonkers to…
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248: Fart Court
Welcome to episode 248 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. This week, the guys catch up, get distracted and talk about growing up on 'Now That's What I Call Music', Greg had a leak and gives a scratch post away, and Joe sees planets. As always there's Geezedropping, lots sent in by...
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247: Shells With Shoes On
Welcome to episode 247 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. This week, the guys catch up on life and talk about candles, Arnie Hammers upcoming vigilante movie... The Dark Knight, the film Marcel the Shell with shoes on, the frozen hair competitions, outside wanks, and an unexpected...
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246: Farewell 2024 with Indiana
Happy New Year, and welcome to episode 246 of The All-Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. This week, Greg's seven-year-old daughter, Indiana joins the guys. The hosts catch up and talk New Year celebrations and more. Then it's on to the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, sent in by you...
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Ep 245: Crack and Scraps!
Merry Christmas and welcome to episode 245 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. In this episode the guys catch up and gear up for Christmas, Joe goes Christmas food shopping, and Greg has a full-body Traditional Thai massage. Then it's on to a small edition of Geezedrop, thank god…
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Ep 244: That Squirrel Has a Gun
Welcome to episode 244 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe. In this episode, the guys catch up but sat in the same room! Greg puts the Christmas tree up in an attempt to get involved in the festive cheer, Joe actually goes out, twice Talk a lot about things being watched including...
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Ep 243: Na Na Na Na Bat Wank!
Welcome to episode 243 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe. In this episode, the guys catch up, Greg has a night away, and Joe has had a good week. Although, before that, the guys get hugely sidetracked talking about using pads and notebooks growing up, and what they put in them, and...
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Ep 242: Hello Kitty
Welcome to episode 242 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg & Joe. In this episode, the guys catch up, Greg has had a quiet(ish) one, but Joe had some pussy action, in the shape of an abandoned kitty. Then it's on to the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, sent in by you beautiful…
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Ep 241: Finger Gunning!
Welcome to episode 241 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. In this episode, the guys catch up, Greg has been at a convention and had a confusing experience with tiny plastic ducks and Joe has a new haircut Then it's on to the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, sent in by you...
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Ep 240: Cars For Critters
Welcome to episode 240 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. In this episode, the guys are sat around the same table in Greg's kitchen. They catch up on life, the final part of the Ritz and Dick radio play, and look back at the previous installments, Greg runs over a squirrel, and...
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WHOOPS AGAIN
Welcome to another episode WHOOPS of The All Seeing Guys with Greg and Joe, following a technical error, we lost one side of the podcast conversation so there is no new episode! Greg and Joe do record a mini conversation after realsing what has happened as an apology, and try to re-tread the lost...
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Ep 239: Apparently I am actually scared of Sloths
Welcome to episode 239 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. In this episode, the guys catch up, Greg goes to the zoo, faces his Sloth fear, and gets a new microphone, and Joe shares his thoughts on AI Then it's on to the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, sent in by you amazing...
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Ep 238: Definitely Maybe Not
Welcome to episode 238 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. In this episode, the guys catch up, they are both knackered, although Joe has a 'sick week'. Greg returns from his Star Wars-related trip to Sweden, speaking of returns… The Oasis reform blows minds, bank accounts, and...
About this show
Welcome to the All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. Join the guys as they discuss everyday annoyances and topics we can all relate to, but in their own twisted way. With hilarious comedy segments that take us to some pretty strange places. The All Seeing Guys, taking an already upside down world and turning it sideways.
Hosted by
Greg Armstrong