The Alligator - I Might Be A Croc, I Don't Know - Show

This is a highly accurate summary of this episode's content?

This episode ends up exactly where it belongs: in a dumpster.

We left the description of this episode at the end of infinity. Or near it.

I'm all mixed up about this episode. Listen to it and you can join me. . .

This episode is so hot that it will melt your frozen little heart -- or maybe so.

We apologize for this episode; your refund is in the mail.

This episode is a momentous intellectual event. Too bad you missed it, as well as the point.

You don't even know what antialiasing is, do you!? But then neither does your alter-ego.

If you'd like to wade through something that has oozed out of the swamp, then here's your big chance.

If you think this blurb describes this episode, then to correct that misunderstanding, just listen to the show.

This episode is as perfect as reality itself; it doesn't get more real than this!

Will the biggest ZERO, Alligator, become the first ONE to digitize frogs?

The only thing more intoxicating than this episode is fermented toe juice. So soak it up!

If you print this non-synopsis, and look at it from a satellite, then it will appear to be the size of the period at the end of this sentence

If a swamp has ever overflown you, then you know to dodge the offal rain.

If you think evil frog pickles would leave a bad taste in your mouth, wait 'til you finish listening to this episode.

I could tell you what this episode is about, but then I'd have to turn you into one of the undead . . .

Even if he fails for the umpteenth time, Alligator will keep trying to swamp the whole world.

If we could figure out what this episode is actually about then we'd write a summary right here.

Host Bob periodically takes over Alligator's voice, as the show morphs from China to paper towels and peanut butter.

If you can fire up just one brain cell, then during this episode you'll be able to match Alligator's mental output.

The summary contained in this word-bubble is now going to burst.

Right after you listen to this episode, just ponder the fact that all your successes and all your failures -- in a "butterfly effect" fashion -- have led to this high point in your life.

(One thesis is that the following sentence is an accurate synopsis of this episode: Another thesis is that this summary is false. A third possible thesis is:--)

This non-synopsis began with the first T, and is about to end with the following period.

Fundamentally, this episode is just a string of 1's and 0's. And you thought this show was just going to be a big zero!

You only need one brain cell to grok this episode; Alligator's swamp is deep, but his shows are shallow. . .

Here's an earworm for you: "Alligator invades your dreams; please enjoy your bloody screams."

The title of this episode is completely misleading.

The following is a big lie: Listening to this episode will lower the risk of the asterisk.

Alligator has promised not to pillage your village, if you'll promise to listen to this episode.

This episode is one, long, inner-bean-gas expulsion tangent!!

If you think you can make sense of this episode, then you've probably eaten too many chocolate frogs.

We can't tell you what this show is about because we'd have to use the "Forbidden Word."

We guarantee that if you listen to this episode, you'll get the full-moon treatment.

Are swamp spiders invading the SwamperNet? Does miming work in a podcast? What are dictionaries doing in the swamp? You'll have to load up and log on to find out!

If you want a summary, first listen to this episode, and then write one yourself.

Listen up! Something strange is going on down in Alligator's swamp.

After you listen to this episode, please tell us what you think of the following synopsis: " . . ."

It's plain, this show rains mainly on your brain.

If you're still reading this, you've already gone over the edge. So, you might as well go ahead and listen to this episode, too.

After you listen to episode 78, you should read this deceptive description, starting at the beginning of the very sentence that you just finished reading.

If you listen to this episode, it might get stuck in your head!

Stick a pin in this episode: It really needs to be deflated!

After you listen to this episode, you'll realize that its content has nothing to do with this synopsis.

Alligator claims he is not going to do this show. So I'm not going to write this blurb!

If we could tell you what this episode is really about, you wouldn't believe it. In order to grok this croc, you really need to listen for yourself.

After you listen to this episode, close your eyes and move your head from side to side. Notice that you can now hear a "burble slosh."

Alligator wants to elevate humanity. So, what's the catch?

Alligator wants to re-write the dictionary. I think this new idea of his really stinks; what do you thinks?