The Always Sunny Podcast

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Clowns on videotape.

Marion this is not your wave, bro!

When you're acting, carbs are your enemy.

You scratch, you sniff, you taste.

I find the middle ground boring AF.

I gotta go to the stars, baby.

Oh shit. Wow.

That's wild, baby.

Trying to get it right in that skull where it stays forever.

Pop 'em off!

Learn that you're wrong.

I've abandoned my child!

We love the shit out of you guys.

Rich guy moment of zen.

Just naked as the day I was born out there, real risky.

I'm in a lot of pain, and I feel ill.

We've given all of our fluids.

We're irritated about our fancy things.

Comin' in ice cold, baby.

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How can ya have drama when you're dancing? Ya can't.

Who wants to perform for candy?

You guys wanna try something different?

I'm ash, baby. Throw me in the ocean.

Men are back.

Physically old. Mentally young.

There's a beluga in the Schuylkill.

We're sandwiched in between the failures and the great successes.

I kinda want to put my finger inside your mouth.

Let's not forget that this is supposed to be fun.

We had technical difficulties. Whaddya gonna do about it?

We are Sunny, in our way, and this will be what we’re known for ‘til our very last day.

Beat it. Drink it. Watch it.

Any listener right now needs to become a creep very quickly.

Hey Rob, calm down.

F*ck it. I've got my guys.

Cool face, hold it.

There's a lot of money in butts.