The Angry Mother Goose

What started as a simple “just change the air filter” job turned into complete chaos. My son confidently pulled out the glove box and nothing — absolutely nothing — went back together the way it came out.In this raw, unscripted episode, I break down how one small DIY project spiraled into a full-blown battle of pride, unsolicited advice, “the flex,” leftover screws, and one tiny plastic clip that exposed all our egos.From DIY furniture disasters to reading instructions like it’s a trauma response, this episode hilariously shows why the repair is never actually about the repair. It’s about who we become under pressure.You’ll hear:• How men do “the flex” after barely surviving something they were warned not to touch• Why one tiny plastic clip can trigger massive pride and control issues• What our reactions to everyday frustrations reveal about us• The universal truth: nothing ever goes back in the same wayRaw, funny, and painfully relatable — especially if you’ve ever argued with your partner or kid during a “quick fix.”The Angry Mother GooseNo script. No filter. Just real life, hard lessons, and messy restarts. Cock-a-doodle-do. 🪿

In Episode 2 of The Angry Mother Goose, I expose one of the dumbest (and most exhausting) partnerships I’ve ever had — the one between me and my own ego.I break down how my brain runs a full-time threat forecasting department: turning completely neutral situations into full-blown crises with zero evidence and maximum confidence. A simple text with read receipts? Cue the 2am identity crisis. Criticism feels like a reward, while compliments get flagged as suspicious. Even asking for help or feeling gratitude somehow registers as system failure.This raw, unscripted episode dives into:How my ego constantly imagines threats that don’t existWhy vulnerability feels dangerousThe ridiculous ways I create problems… and then believe they’re realThe hilarious (and painful) cost of living with an overactive egoIf you’ve ever spiraled over nothing, sabotaged good things, or been your own worst enemy — welcome to the club.Raw. Funny. Slightly alarming. Zero filter.The Angry Mother GooseNo script. No filter. Just real life, hard lessons, and messy restarts. Cock-a-doodle-do. 🪿ego, threat forecasting, overthinking, anxiety, read receipts, spiraling, self sabotage, vulnerability, personal growth, mom rage, self awareness, ego check, inner critic, funny podcast, raw podcast, unscripted, angry mother goose, mental health awareness

I Hated the World Because I Didn’t Get Birthday Cake – Secret Homework & ExpectationsWelcome to Episode 1 of The Angry Mother Goose.I unpack how I spent a solid chunk of my life being pissed off at the entire world — and how literally none of it was anyone else’s fault.It all became crystal clear on my birthday when I didn’t get my cake. Turns out I’d been quietly handing out secret homework assignments to everyone in my life. They had no idea they even had assignments… and when they failed them? I hated them for it.In this raw, unscripted episode, I break down:How expectations were quietly ruining my relationshipsThe moment I realized I was the common denominatorWhy I turned neutral situations into full-blown resentmentThe hard (and funny) lessons from my “selfish brat” birthday meltdownIf you’ve ever been angry at your partner, kids, or the world for not meeting expectations you never clearly communicated… this one’s for you.Raw. Honest. No filter.The Angry Mother GooseNo script. No filter. Just real life, hard lessons, and messy restarts. Cock-a-doodle-do. 🪿