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The Animorphs Book Report
by The Book Report Pod
Remember Animorphs? Neither do we. We're reading our way through Animorphs and reconnecting with our childhood. Read along with us!
Episodes
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The Journey
Oh my goddddd it's happening! The Helmacrons are here! This is not a drill!
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The Familiar
A Jake book...? That we...enjoyed???
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Season 4: The Recappening
We wrap up Season 4 and we're grading on a curve so we get an A
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Megamorphs 4: Back To Before
The FINAL (and best??) Megamorphs book!
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The Other
Ax launches himself firmly into first place for "worst Animorph ever"
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The Hidden
We say the word "gross" probably 3 times per minute in this episode
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The Arrival
Honestly the Andalites need to stop coming up with plans
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The Weakness
Rachel does not meet our already pretty low expectations for a leader
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The Mutation
Little Mermaid, but she collects taxidermied people instead of sporks
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Visser
Both Vissers end up on trial for things they definitely did, but categorically deny
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The Proposal
Love is Blind meets Aliens meets Knives Out
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The Prophecy
Cassie is possessed by the evil ghost of Aldrea, but also manages the coolest morph of all time
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The Illusion
Unfortunately this book isn't about the magic show kind of illusions
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The Separation
Rachel is attacked and seriously injured and everyone is mean to her as a result
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The Conspiracy
Welcome to Season Four! Everything is terrible!
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Season 3: The Recappening
Season 3 comes to a close and we were like 50% right
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The Reunion
Marco is big sad, but can you really blame him?
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Megamorphs 3: Elfangor's Secret
How many secrets does the man have??
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The Sickness
Cassie continues to absolutely crush it
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The Experiment
We can't say enough bad things about this book
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The Exposed
Honestly Erik needs to learn how to take care of himself, he's 5000 years old.
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The Attack
Spoiler: Erek ruins everything
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The Extreme
It's finally here! The Extreme Winter Sports episode!
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The Suspicion
Special guest Sam joins us for an adventure with the Helmacrons
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The Andalite Chronicles (Part 2)
The Ellimist is back and not a single person is surprised (except Elfangor)
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The Andalite Chronicles (Part 1)
Ever tried drinking a Dr. Pepper through your hoof?
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The Pretender
This week's book is a Moody Bird Man Aesthetic book
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The Solution
The final chapter of the David Trilogy (thank goodness)
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The Threat
A presidential gala and a murder most fowl!
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Season 2: The Recappening
As Season Two comes to a close, we spend some time reviewing and recapping to get charged up for Season Three.
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The Discovery
We get a new Animorph and *surprise* he's worse than Jake.
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The Departure
Who knew that Yeerks had souls?
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Megamorphs 2: In the Time of Dinosaurs
This book is all about Time Travel Shenanigans and Borg Ants (which we do not approve of). We also learn that Cassie is a trained dinosaur cobbler.
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The Decision
Ax is shocked and appalled because someone withholds information from him. This leads to absolutely no introspection on his part.
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The Underground
This week's book reminds us that the 90s were a terrible time for empathy and compassion for others. Yay! TW: Addiction and Suicide
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The Warning
Our first returning guests, Maddy and Lucy, join us for a discussion of The Internet
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The Escape
Brother of the Pod Garrett joins us and proclaims that the Animorphs are actually eco terrorists.
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The Unknown
This book should have been called The Horse Girl.
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The Hork-Bajir Chronicles
Today's episode is a graduate level seminar on alien wars, so I hope you did the reading.
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The Change
The Ellimist is back and, surprise surprise, he continues to be the most manipulative creature in existence.
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The Reaction
It takes us a full 30 minutes before we start ranting about Jake this time, but only because we got distracted by all of Rachel's bad choices.
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The Forgotten
Our season 2 premiere! This week we have special guest Maddy who has a lot of thoughts and some great improv skills.
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The Recappening
We review everything we've learned from the first 10 books (spoiler: not as much as we'd hoped) and discuss all of our hopes and dreams for the next 10 books.
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The Android
The final book of Season One featuring special guest Dan, who prepared SEVENTEEN pages of notes for this episode.
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The Secret
High drama on today's episode - our special guest Lucy thinks that Jake doesn't suck! A new opinion that varies wildly from ours!
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Megamorphs 1
Whoops we forgot about this one! Please enjoy some sloppy out of order podcasting where we learn about the effects of brain damage on morphs and get more evidence that Visser 3 is farther from that promotion than he thinks.
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The Alien
Our first foray into an Andalite mind. Ax is the narrator this week and holy guacamole he's having a bad time. Jake defends humanity as not that bad, so you can guess how we feel about that.
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The Stranger
The first episode recorded during Shelter In Place! The sound quality sucks but guess what deal with it. Unsurprisingly, Jake is still mediocre.
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The Capture
Today we have a special guest, the amazing Sam! She's a long-time Animorphs fan and does a great job of answering our questions without spoiling everything. We love her. All three of us don't like Jake.
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The Predator
The first big twist of the series! We are shocked! Things we continue to not be shocked by: Jake is a bad leader.
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