The Answer’s a Lemon

Man, what if the Polar Bears went on to host this podcast instead?   Questions asked: The iditarod has a new rule: no dogs. What animal composes your team? Your dream job no longer exists. What's your job change to escape your current day-to-day drudgery? What's your go-to candy color? What is your sensory picadillo?   Send us your weird questions: [email protected]   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouTube: @theanswerisalemon BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!  

This is a copyright and a trademark all in one, baby!   Questions asked: What video game would you be cool with getting sucked into and have to go tool around in? What's your favorite form of public transit? You've acquired a minor league baseball team. What's the mascot? What's the worst game to get really good at?   Send us your weird questions: [email protected]   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouTube: @theanswerisalemon BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!  

Return the slab, said the non-euclidean, Chthonic horror man.   Questions asked: Which underrated Pokemon has stolen your heart? Vegetables have become sentient and are running for Congress. For which platform are you voting? Would you rather have raw spaghetti for arms or cooked spaghetti for arms? @mintpocky If you were in a band, what's the ideal band you want to open for?   Send us your weird questions: [email protected]   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouTube: @theanswerisalemon BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!  

Nice.   Questions asked: Which underrated Pokemon has stolen your heart? Vegetables have become sentient and are running for Congress. For which platform are you voting? Would you rather have raw spaghetti for arms or cooked spaghetti for arms? @mintpocky If you were in a band, what's the ideal band you want to open for?   Send us your weird questions: [email protected]   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouTube: @theanswerisalemon BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!  

Scraggy.   Questions asked: Buck conventions, what's your dumb dream vacation spot? Based on band name alone, what's the worst concert you could attend? (Bonus: What's the best?) Which underrated Pokemon has stolen your heart? If you were in a band, what's the ideal band you want to open for?   Send us your weird questions: [email protected]   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouTube: @theanswerisalemon BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!  

Battle. Pope.   Questions asked: What medieval peasant job would you have? Oh no! You're a JRPG protagonist -- what are your storyline beats? What video game/series do you want to get really good at? What's something you wish your partner/loved one of choice appreciated the same way you do?   Send us your weird questions: [email protected]   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouTube: @theanswerisalemon BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!  

Tell me your stats.   Questions asked: How has it been having your name? It's 2026. What flavor jelly bean do we need more than ever in these trying times? You get to respec your current life build one time. Which two stats are you swapping? You have been blessed to eradicate one non-life-threatening affliction. What is it?   Send us your weird questions: [email protected]   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouTube: @theanswerisalemon BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

Are you going to eat jerky?   Questions asked: Who is your favorite mascot-esque video game character? Which song is most nostalgic for you? (ala Erin) $45 drops out of the sky. What are you buying with it? What's your idle animation?   Send us your weird questions: [email protected]   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouTube: @theanswerisalemon BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

Register for AAC this year: https://anotheranimecon.com/   The lovely folk at Another Anime Con let the Lemons loose on the audience. Hilarity ensues. Thank you to all our guests and attendees. Y'all are the best.   Questions asked: What's the best anime opening? Which Pokemon do you want to be real and be  your (little?) buddy? You get to try one food from an anime. Which? What's something from media/video games that needs to be real right now? What's the worst reality to get isekai'd into?   Send us your weird questions: [email protected]   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouTube: @theanswerisalemon BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

We're making 2026 our year...by punishing each other with love.   Note: Apologies for Evan's clipping audio.   Questions asked: What's your hell city? What's your nutritional supplement scam? What's one of your weird bad habits? You've become a magical girl. What's your color scheme and motif? (Mindy)   Send us your weird questions: [email protected]   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouTube: @theanswerisalemon BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

Thanks for another great year everyone. See you in 2026.   Questions asked: Ho ho ho and a bottle of rum, why is Santa Claus the best pirate ever? Thanks to the state of capitalism, coal has become far more valuable than toys. What does Santa give naughty kids in the year of our Lord 2025 Anno Domini? Welcome to the Isle of Misfit Toys. What's your situation? Favorite Christmas food or drink?   Send us your weird questions: [email protected]   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouTube: @theanswerisalemon BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

The energy in this one, yeah?   Questions asked: What famous person do you want to come back from the dead to create one more piece of media? You get to invent a new pie crust. What's coming out of your oven? (Leah) Which Pokemon would cause the most destruction in the real world? (Bonus: Which would integrate perfectly into our society?) What's something you appreciate about yourself?   Get a hoodie, access a cool community, and support an artist by joining the Raskol Hoodie Club for $40: Raskol Hoodie Club - First Year Hoodie Link $8/mo (Tell 'em Lemons sent ya!)   Send us your weird questions: [email protected]   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouTube: @theanswerisalemon BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

Again, a huge thank you to Another Anime Con and AniMaine! Now Tex Avery, he was onto something.   Questions asked: What's your favorite thing that your pet(s) do(es)? What life statistic do you want to know about yourself? I'm glad your Looney Tunes Speed Dating Session went well. Which one connected with you most? Which minor villain do you wish got more screen time?   Get a hoodie, access a cool community, and support an artist by joining the Raskol Hoodie Club for $40: Raskol Hoodie Club - First Year Hoodie Link $8/mo (Tell 'em Lemons sent ya!)   Send us your weird questions: [email protected]   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouTube: @theanswerisalemon BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

A roller derby of all time.   Questions asked: What's an article of clothing you own that just sends your confidence through the roof? What's your roller derby name? For what type of plant do you want to have a guaranteed green thumb? (Leah) What media do you regret interacting with the most?   Get a hoodie, access a cool community, and support an artist by joining the Raskol Hoodie Club for $40: Raskol Hoodie Club - First Year Hoodie Link $8/mo (Tell 'em Lemons sent ya!)   Send us your weird questions: [email protected]   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouTube: @theanswerisalemon BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

So, so spooky.   Questions asked: What is the most underrated Halloween candy? Which classic horror monster is the best cook? What are you handing out instead of candy?  What's the best costume you ever wore?   Get a hoodie, access a cool community, and support an artist by joining the Raskol Hoodie Club for $40: Raskol Hoodie Club - First Year Hoodie Link $8/mo (Tell 'em Lemons sent ya!)   Send us your weird questions: [email protected]   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouTube: @theanswerisalemon BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

Which version is it?   Questions asked: What famous painter do you commission for a portrait? What's incredibly overrated? Arguably, what's the one feature that makes a carnival a carnival? If you were a drug, what would you be called on the streets?   Get a hoodie, access a cool community, and support an artist by joining the Raskol Hoodie Club for $40: Raskol Hoodie Club - First Year Hoodie Link $8/mo (Tell 'em Lemons sent ya!)   Send us your weird questions: [email protected]   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouTube: @theanswerisalemon BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

CW: Auditory sensory deal -- 00:27:30-00:27:46.   We're all tooth cursed now.   Questions asked: What's your favorite vice? Would you please make one of your favorite noises for me? What day-to-day mundanity do you want to disappear? What's something simple that you love?     Get a hoodie, access a cool community, and support an artist by joining the Raskol Hoodie Club for $40: Raskol Hoodie Club - First Year Hoodie Link $8/mo (Tell 'em Lemons sent ya!)   Send us your weird questions: [email protected]   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouTube: @theanswerisalemon BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

Get a hoodie, access a cool community, and support an artist by joining the Raskol Hoodie Club for $40: Raskol Hoodie Club - First Year Hoodie Link $8/mo (Tell 'em Lemons sent ya!)   To all our Two Listeners, thank you so much for a wonderful two years.   Questions asked: What's your favorite cutesy phrase? What's your childhood "When I'm an adult..." desire that you actually do as an adult?   Aliens and humans are perfectly compatible, except for one flaw. What ruins the potential for interspecies relationships? The wheels of fate turned in your favor. What media (series, movie, game) gets a continuation or update that's not just a desperate cash grab?     Send us your weird questions: [email protected]   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouTube: @theanswerisalemon BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

Get a hoodie, access a cool community, and support an artist by joining the Raskol Hoodie Club for $40: Raskol Hoodie Club - First Year Hoodie Link $8/mo (Tell 'em Lemons sent ya!)   Shout outs to @cavachino for his great answer   Everyone yells. Come, yell with us.   Questions asked: What's your favorite Pokeball? What is the strangest smell that you enjoy? What song lives on the cusp of your brain? What's always about to get stuck in your head? You have an amazing superpower, but you only use it for a mundane job. What do you do? (Mindy)     Send us your weird questions: [email protected]   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouTube: @theanswerisalemon BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

Check out Percy's art! They did my shirt: @rollerblates Sign up for the yearly hoodie club and tell 'em Evan sent ya! https://www.raskolhiddenart.com/hidden-art-benes/ CeruleanSeaCreations: @CeruleanSeaCreations   Evan's sick, but still funnier than Conor.   Questions asked: What's your favorite Pokeball? What is the strangest smell that you enjoy? What song lives on the cusp of your brain? What's always about to get stuck in your head? You have an amazing superpower, but you only use it for a mundane job. What do you do? (Mindy)     Send us your weird questions: [email protected]   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouTube: @theanswerisalemon BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

Not too hot, not too cold, this episode's juuuuuust right.   Questions asked: Would you rather be too hot or too cold? What mundane, everyday task should be the next Olympic event? What personal hell does Satan have sequestered away in a small corner of the Inferno awaiting you? Why should I care about your favorite piece of obscure media?     Send us your weird questions: [email protected]   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouTube: @theanswerisalemon BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

CW: Insects 00:07:00 - 00:12:45 This is a good episode, trust us. Questions asked: What opinion survey would you ask the world? What fictional technology/magic item do you want to exist? Name a classic pair, like salt and pepper. Do they actually like each other or is it just a working relationship? - @benedictsred on x What song just never gets old?     Send us your weird questions: [email protected]   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouTube: @theanswerisalemon BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

Happy Summer, y'all.   Questions asked: There's plenty of debate on the best place for a summer vacation. But what's the worst place? Clash of the grilltop titans: burgers or dogs? How are you improving fireworks? Which president are you teaming up with for your family's lawn game tournament?     Send us your weird questions: [email protected]   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouTube: @theanswerisalemon BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

Whoa, what an episode. It's really good! Apparently, Evan loves straight lines.   Questions asked: What's your 1920s gangster nickname? What's adorable on the outside until you fully understand or experience it? What instrument has the most sex appeal? Which anime battle has impacted you the most?     Send us your weird questions: [email protected]   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouTube: @theanswerisalemon BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

Apparently, Evan got really heavy on a lot of these questions. We hope you're into that kinda thing.   Questions asked: If your childhood was a video game, describe the final boss? You're a celebrity. What company do you want to partner with for a limited release? (Bonus: What is it?) What's your favorite smell? In a world of sentient jellybeans, which flavor rules in the apocalyptic wasteland?     Send us your weird questions: [email protected]   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouTube: @theanswerisalemon BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

Come now, me hearties, and let me spin ye a yarn about the dourest pirates there every be.   Questions asked: Favorite obscure song? What sport (no E) would you want to be good at? Your palette is cleansed. What food do you want to try first? Blackbeard kept lit candles in his beard. What's your pirate intimidation factor?   Send us your weird questions: [email protected]   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouTube: @theanswerisalemon BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

Diego used Flamethrower. It was super effective!   Questions asked: What was the skill that you really wanted as a kiddo, but were unable to achieve? What are your pet(s)'s four Pokemon moves? About what "insignificant" subject are you madly passionate? What unitasker do we actually need?   Send us your weird questions: [email protected]   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouTube: @theanswerisalemon BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

Evan got to meet people in real life. It was dope because you're dope.   Questions asked: Which punctuation mark represents you? You win mega millions. What is your first fun purchase? Calling all artists! What would you want your local craft fair booth to be? You've been inducted into the human being hall of fame. What for?   Send us your weird questions: [email protected]   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouTube: @theanswerisalemon BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

CW: nightmares, body horror (teeth, eyeballs).  00:09:54-00:15:12   Wanna trade media?   Questions asked: What concept/experience do we need a word for in English? If you could eliminate one household chore from existence, what would it be? Two-for-one special. You have to get a matching tattoo with someone. Who and what? What media do you have that you don't think anyone else ever will?   Send us your weird questions: [email protected]   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouTube: @theanswerisalemon BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

Please don't vote for us.   Questions asked: If you were to get one, what would your next piercing be? What band has zero right being as good as they are? What's something you just don't give a shit about? Congratulations on your political nomination. What tune are you blasting to open your rally?   Send us your weird questions: [email protected]   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouTube: @theanswerisalemon BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

We yell at each other a lot in this episode. We deserve it.   Questions asked: Hollywood called. You landed a gig as an extra. What movie and what part?\ What is your favorite cutesy phrase? (Shakin' bacon, later alligator, let's rock and roll) What is your thrifting holy grail? What's your go-to kitchen hack?   Send us your weird questions: [email protected]   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouTube: @theanswerisalemon BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

Raise your malort, it's another episode! Mistborn spoilers from 1:25:40 - 1:27:48. Questions asked: What conspiracy theory are you starting? What's the most memorable moment you got out of reading a book? Which nondescript item of yours is most sentimental? You're racing the Iditarod. What are your dogs names?   Send us your weird questions: [email protected]   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouTube: @theanswerisalemon BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

This one's for you Marisa!   Questions asked: What equipment from Zelda do you want to own? What's in your dragon hoard? What shouldn't you be listening to at the gym that you still do? What does your cult worship?   Send us your weird questions: [email protected]   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouTube: @theanswerisalemon BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

Friends talking about animal friends.   Questions asked: If you could have a dog-sized dinosaur as a pet, what would it be? Do you have a best concert memory? What's your go-to family comfort food? What do you like about frogs?   Send us your weird questions: [email protected]   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouTube: @theanswerisalemon BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

Wonder how long this'll last?   Questions asked: Ignore the morality of cannibalism, what is the most delicious dieter? (Vegetarian, all-arounder, ketogenic, etc.) You can get rid of having to do all chores save for one. Which is it? You could have a LEGO set of anything, what is it? (Leah) How do you alleviate the blues when you're feeling sad?   Send us your weird questions: [email protected]   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouTube: @theanswerisalemon BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

A new year is upon us and the same nonsense is coming from your speakers.   Conor talks about Bingo. It makes Evan stressed.   Questions asked: What job do you really want robots to take over? What fictional sport do you want made a reality? What's a minor goal you want to achieve? What's something you know too much about?   Send us your weird questions: [email protected]   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouTube: @theanswerisalemon BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

The creepiest episode we've ever done.   Happy Holidays -- love ya, see you next year!   Questions asked: Oh no, you're on the naughty list. How are you convincing Santa to change his mind? What band needs to make a holiday album? What would be your ideal tree topper, regardless of tradition? Which present (given or received) holds a dear, dear place in your heart? Santa's Reindeer ate some ecoli carrots. What is St. Nick's B-Team roster?   Send us your weird questions: [email protected]   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouTube: @theanswerisalemon BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

Hoooooooooooboy!   Technical difficulties and mental lapses abound in this manic pixie dream episode.   Please check out SOS Pro Wrestling on their YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtoktQ66MfEf7k7Y013SDQ   R.I.P. Big Cat   Questions asked: What's your comfort show/movie? Your application to become a demon has been accepted. What mildly annoying curse do you create for Satan's practical exam? What's your favorite dragon? Who's winning the WWE Smackdown finals? Crazy Cat LADY or Three Kidz in a Trenchcoat? (Bonus: But what! Who's that with the chair?)   Send us your weird questions: [email protected]   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouTube: @theanswerisalemon BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

Our favorite part of YOUR personality? That you have great taste in podcasts. :)   Questions asked: What's a mutation you want to see in people? Coffee or tea? Would you rather be a scamp, an imp, or a rascal? What's your favorite part about your personality?   Send us your weird questions: [email protected]   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouTube: @theanswerisalemon BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

Pet your sabrecat, tip your maid, and roll a joint because we're watching DBZ Abridged, kids. DBZA Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nYozPLpJRE&list=PL6EC7B047181AD013   Questions asked: Of which Pokemon nickname are you proudest? Weed names are dope (lol). What would you call your new strain? You're a unit in a tactical JRPG. What class have you enlisted as? What media from your formative years should someone experience to better understand you as a person?   Send us your weird questions: [email protected]   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouTube: @theanswerisalemon BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

It's officially an annual celebration. Stay spooky, y'all.   Questions asked: Your Ouija board session went awry. Who were you calling? Who answered? If you're a ghost, how do you make yourself known to the humans? You work at a staffing agency and Dracula drops off his resume. What type of job do you recommend him for? Needles in the candy is so 2009. What is the new wave of moral panic? If you were in a classic slasher flick, how far do you make it before the killer gets you?   Send us your weird questions: [email protected]   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouTube: @theanswerisalemon BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

The boys may be back together in body, but in mind, they are anywhere else. Not sorry for the weird energy brought on this one. You know what you're getting yourself into.   Questions asked: In money-less society, what is your currency of choice? You can only eat 1 item of food forever. Can't spice it up, but serve in different ways. No judgment judgment zone. What's your petty gripe about others? What's the new urban legend you're sowing among the masses?   Send us your weird questions: [email protected]   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouTube: @theanswerisalemon BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

Despite a broken spine and a looming vacation, the boys are back to answer half as many questions as usual.   Questions asked: Carrie fisher was found bathed in moonlight, strangled by her own bra." How are you going out? What's your childhood "When I'm an adult..." desire that you actually do as an adult?   Send us your weird questions: [email protected]   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouTube: @theanswerisalemon BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

I am in so much pain. We talk about old questions here.

Don't move; just hug your lizard girlfriend instead.   Questions asked: What is the worst tattoo you'd be willing to get? What animal or monster benefits the most from a kaiju-sized upgrade? Be honest: furry or scaly? Everything else about the movie and the acting and plot are the same, what role do you replace with a cardboard cutout of the actor?   Send us your weird questions: [email protected]   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouTube: @theanswerisalemon BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

Stuff's weird. These questions are weirder.   Questions asked: We deserve a new holiday. What's actually worth celebrating? (Bonus: When would it be?) Get ready for GDQ! What video game are you speedruning? Your family's safe. Your pets are safe. You. Are safe. For what three items are you running back into your burning home? If you got one cyborg upgrade, what would it be?   Send us your weird questions: [email protected]   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouTube: @theanswerisalemon BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

How do you celebrate the 4th of July? We do it by talking about which president we'd punch in the face.   Questions asked: What song do you listen to just for the opening? Who was your first media-based crush? Pokemon is a well that springs eternal. What gym are you running? Typing and badge name. (Bonus: Describe your team and gimmick.) You're a cat burglar. What are you famous for nabbing?   Send us your weird questions: [email protected]   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouTube: @theanswerisalemon BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

Takin' a break this week. Love ya, bye!   Send us your weird questions: [email protected]   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouTube: @theanswerisalemon BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

How do you celebrate the 4th of July? We do it by talking about which president we'd punch in the face.   Questions asked: Which past president would you punch in the face and why? Go-to mixed drink for your poolside summer bash? The ultimate Jimmy Buffett memorial concert opens its curtains. What song are you hoping to kick off the concert? The bald eagle's retiring. Which animal are you choosing from the Noah's Ark Auditioning Group, LLC for the next American symbol?    Send us your weird questions: [email protected]   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouTube: @theanswerisalemon BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

Happy Pride. Buy a knife.   Questions asked: What tattoo will you regret not getting? What's the next step in medical science you WANT to happen? If you were to start a road-side attraction, what would it be? What's a concert you are unable to attend, but would absolutely love to see?   Send us your weird questions: [email protected]   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouTube: @theanswerisalemon BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!