The answers for everything Podcast
by Clay duchene
If you have a question, we have the answer. Give us a listen and exchange some of your free time for a little bit of humor and hopefully some education. Topics range from travel and ghost stories, bodily functions to literature and relationship woes to business planning. No topic is too out there and no question is ever wrong. Teapot and Mr. Clay have been friends for over 14 years and together they answer any and all questions while taking a journey through their lives with stories relating to the weekly topics.
Episodes
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Naked Nintendo (100th episode!!)
This week is one to be celebrated as the AFE podcast releases their 100th episode. Get comfortable because it's time to pop in those air pods and grab a snack while you listen to the 5 hosts tell stories that will hopefully leave a lasting impression. Five hosts? Yep, you read that right. On this...
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I’ll give you something to cry about
This is another week of Mr. Clay and April discussing things that they find on the internet. This episode is all about judging whether or not someone is an asshole based off of their actions and decision making abilities. The conversations revolve around weddings, family dinners, cheaters,...
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You can’t fix stupid.
This week brings Mr. Clay and April out to discuss their past and present New Years Eve plans. April brings us some hangover tips and stories of some unfortunate NYE stories. They discuss lactose free things, Mukbangs, gaining weight for love and way too many other things. Questions that get...
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Presence not presents
I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my toes. Christmas is all around me and so the feeling grows. It's written in the wind, it's everywhere I go... This week is a special Christmas episode with April and Mr. Clay talking about all things Christmas. From mole removal, huge testicles, bad…
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Like a baby seal
April joins the show this week and we play a game of "Marry one, bang one, kill one." Much respect to April for making the hard decisions between marrying ex-husbands, making love to her uncle, receiving dick pics from an old high school crush, threesomes with Bert and Ernie and killing her…
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Thanksgiving with a side of Double Dutch Rudder
Thanksgiving has arrived in the USA and this week we talk about the Canadian and USA differences celebrating the same holiday. We look at the historical beginnings of this holiday and what it meant to each of us while growing up. Somehow we manage to throw in some talk about the Atari 2600, Dutch...
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Is this being recorded?
This week Mr. Clay is joined by the lovely April. She spends the entire episode asking him some “Would you rather?” questions with the hope that she can get to know him better. April quickly realizes that she may have bitten off more than she could chew. The questions range from stegosaurus…
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Poop and Run
This week Mr. Clay and Charlie Ray review some odd news from around the world. The stories range from humans pooping on neighbor’s lawns and cocaine infused baby wipes to lead-weighted fish and the McRib farewell tour. Questions that get answered this week: What exactly was the Mad Pooper doing…
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Don’t Google it at work
This week Charlie Ray answers a series of “Would you rather?” questions and we find out just how Charlie chooses between Elon Musk, Aubrey Plaza, syphilis, Harvey Weinstein, car door mishaps involving the penis and a whole bunch of other very odd things.. Questions that get answered this week…
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We are all going to the same place
Dora and Mr. Clay start this week by chatting about a news story regarding farting on airplanes. Mr. Clay talks about his experience with rude people at airports and how to make the best of a flight cancellation. There is some talk about parenting in the year 2022 as well as some discussion on…
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Board games and Tropical living
Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay chime in on their board game collections and favorite games from their childhood. Seeing as there isn’t much substance to the topic they immediately veer toward discussing their desire to move to the Tropics of Asia. Questions that get answered this week: When or where is...
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Superhero Seamstress
Dora and Mr. Clay spend some chatting about Superhero costumes, crackheads at the work place and plumbing classes. Mr. Clay dwells on a drunk, couple in his lobby and the reason why he had to sterilize the place after they left. Dora responds with the infinite knowledge of seeing debauchery and...
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That God damn mobile scooter
Welcome back Knowitalls! After about a month away the AFE podcast is back with a new episode. This week Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay talk up a storm about the current airline mask mandates between their respective countries (as well as the ones in The UK). You will hear about the exciting things that...
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Bukkake Winter (Part 2)
Dora the Distroya visits the show and we chat about about winter work VS summer work, TV and movies, Generation Z kids in the work place and the drivers of East coast Canada. Questions that get answered this week: 1) Why does Dora's kid not get invited out after work? 2) Where did Mr. Clay find a...
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The Bukkake Winter (Part1)
Dora the Distroya visits the show and we chat about about winter work VS summer work, TV and movies, Generation Z kids in the work place and the drivers of East coast Canada. Questions that get answered this week: 1) Why does Dora's kid not get invited out after work? 2) Where did Mr. Clay find a...
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Chabookie Mike (Part 2)
Thanks for checking out the conclusion to last week’s show. Enjoy as Charlie Ray beams in from the USA for a chat about his current relationship, all while Mr. Clay chats about his past relationship with Chabookie Mike. They talk about renting a Tesla as well as the current state of the stock...
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Chabookie Mike (Part 1)
For the next 2 episodes, Charlie Ray beams in from the USA for a chat about his current relationship, all while Mr. Clay chats about his past relationship with Chabookie Mike. They talk about renting a Tesla as well as the current state of the stock market. Charlie Ray gives pointers for online...
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Unicorn Status (Part 2)
Thanks for joining us for Part 2 as we talk to Lexi about her journey from a divorcee to a magical unicorn in the swinging circle. Her story starts from discovering her sexual orientation to 100% owning her sexual liberation. She gives us her first impressions/experiences of sex clubs, swinger...
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Unicorn Status (Part 1)
For the next 2 episodes we have a special guest (Lexi) who joins the show to chat about her journey from a housewife in a broken marriage to a magical unicorn in the swinging circle. Her story starts from discovering her sexual orientation to 100% owning her sexual liberation. She gives us her...
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It kind of just exploded in your mouth (Part 2
This week we finish up part 2 of our episode where we talk all about worldwide items from McDonald’s. Charlie Ray grabs some USA limited McNugget dips which leads to Mr. Clay talking about playing Playstation and ordering beer all while sitting in a McDonald’s in Switzerland. Enjoy as you learn...
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It kind of just exploded in your mouth (Part 1)
This week is the first part where we talk all about worldwide items from McDonald’s. Charlie Ray grabs some USA limited McNugget dips which leads to Mr. Clay talking about playing Playstation and ordering beer all while sitting in a McDonald’s in Switzerland. Enjoy as you learn about weird items…
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Episode 79: Season one clips show (Part 13)
The final clips show from season one is upon us. The first part of the show has Teapot and Mr. Clay talk about domestic abuse, nipple extensions, lighting people on fire and Germany's self serve hotels. The midsection is where Tara D and Mr. Clay discuss the signs and symptoms that led Tara to…
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Episode 78: Just be in a good mood (Part 2)
Thanks for joining us with the conclusion to our episode with Shiloh Minor. This week Shiloh gives us reasons on why we are attracted to certain people and why it’s best to work individually rather than together on counseling. Shiloh talks about her past relationships and why her current one is…
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Episode 77: Just be in a good mood (Part 1)
Welcome back Knowitalls. This week we have a special guest on the show and she talks candidly about what role women and men should play in a successful relationship. Shiloh Minor is a love and relationship coach from Nova Scotia, Canada and over the next 2 episodes she explains what she does and...
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Episode 76: Season one clips show (Part 12)
Season one clips show: Part 12 The first part of the show has Dora Cote as she hangs out with Teapot and Mr. Clay and they chat about mixing actual cream pies with onlyfans content, what item she cooked to secure a spot on Masterchef Canada and how to bake a piecakin. The team talks about the...
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Episode 75: The Gelman’s perfect balls (Part 2)
Thanks for joining us this week with the conclusion to last week’s episode about The Gelman’s perfect balls, the vat of KFC gravy, the name that SIRI calls Mr. Clay, Hot tub procedures, Sibling rivalries, Gelman’s dreams and one of our recently favorite TikToks. "Nobody will be inspired by what…
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Episode 74: The Gelman’s perfect balls (Part 1)
Guess who is chatting up a storm this week? That’s right… Teapot and The Gelman are back and this time we get really deep inside The Gelman’s mind and how Doritos and Coca Cola play a huge part in his dreams. Our main chat this week centers on Cancun resorts, excursions and people but we do…
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Episode 72: Pull my hair please (Part 2)
This week’s episode is split into 2 parts cuz it was just too damn long and we didn’t wanna bore you for 1.5 solid hours. We figured that boring you is better if we break it up into two smaller segments. Logic! Dora Cote is on the show once again and together we bring you stories of Ghosts,...
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Episode 71: Pull my hair please (Part 1)
This week’s episode is split into 2 parts cuz it was just too damn long and we didn’t wanna bore you for 1.5 solid hours. We figured that boring you is better if we break it up into two smaller segments. Logic! Dora Cote is on the show once again and together we bring you stories of Ghosts,...
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Episode 70: Season one clips show Part 10
This week is a compilation with two of our guests from season 1. Randy Marsh and Daddy Issues both join us with some conversation about Broken beer kegs, Kabuki cabs, anal whisking, gall bladder surgery, family and middle school rejection; plus we learn exactly how My Chemical Romance changed...
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Episode 69: Mountain Dew coloured spooge
Welcome back Knowitalls. After a 3 week break we are back with another episode loaded with info about really pointy shoes, glow in the dark spooge, weird town names and diseases that you can catch while swimming in the Caspian Sea. Charlie Ray talks about his glowstick penis, Middle Eastern rap…
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Episode 68: Season one clips show Part 9
This week we have some goodies from some of our season one guests. We get visited by The Gelman and Dora Cote so that we can chat about cheese pizzas being lame and why Grogu's classification as a child may be confusing for sexual predators. Dora Cote goes deep on the Masterchef Canada…
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Episode 67: It’s like summer camp for adults
What starts out with Mr. Clay and Charlie Ray talking about Christmas, ends up with them chatting about the Empire state building, the Panama Canal, their crush on Ryan Reynolds, family traditions and the difference between North American and Eastern European garlic bread and pancakes. "Nobody…
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Episode 66: Season one clips show: Part 8
Clips show part 8 is where Teapot, Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay chat about tantric massage, money buying happiness, Australian fetishes involving brooms, shower snacks, Mr. Clay's mom using her new iPhone and what it takes to be a man. The clips from this show can be found in the following episodes....
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Episode 65: Yeah but it still smells good
Happy holidays Knowitalls. This is the first of two episodes centered around Christmas but sadly due to the holiday season we are running a little late with releasing them. This week the Real, Randy Marsh joins the show to talk all things Christmas as well as a lot of things that are definitely…
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Episode 64: Season One Clips Show: Part 7
Welcome back Knowitalls. In the week's episode we take some more of our favorite clips from season one. Listen up as Teapot, Mr. Clay and Charlie Ray talk about a year of lockdowns, huge testicles in small underwear, packing necessities for travel, surviving a Covid-19 diagnosis, The Danish TV…
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Episode 63: Flip me over
Welcome back Knowitalls. In the week's episode Dora Cote and Mr. Clay discuss sexual demands, baking with chocolate, Mr. Clay's blistered hand, weekly TV binging, New Brunswick vaccine passports, Oak island treasure, broken hot tubs, smashed oven glass, The Bell Island boom and self automated...
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Episode 62: Season One Clips show: Part 6
This week the topics are all over the map. Enjoy as Teapot, The Gelman, Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay talk about gagging on tofu, French bakeries, Disneyland food prices, Scottish custard, Halloween traditions, werewolves, Mr. Clay’s mom watching and analyzing porn, Independence Day differences…
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Episode 61: I made a crackhead jump back 10 feet
Dora Cote zooms in from Nova Scotia to talk about her drive across Canada to relocate to the beautiful Atlantic coast. Her journey started in Alberta and over the next 6 days she lost her mom, dealt with some thieving crackheads, bonded with her son and learned which cities she definitely doesn’t...
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Episode 60: Season One Clips show: Part 5
Episode 60: Season One Clips show: Part 5 This episode has some of our favorite clips from a few of our season 1 episodes. The discussions in this episode revolve around the supernatural, butt stuff with your Dad and co-workers, 2 storey outhouses, poop shaped chicken strips, the porno car road...
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Episode 59: Testicular Trauma
Good day Knowitalls, This week Charlie Ray and Mr. Clay chat about their week but the main focus is all about church going as a kid VS church going as a grown up. This leads them into a discussion of bodily harm, male to male docking, touring the Vatican and how to kill someone using a pencil and…
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Episode 58: Season one clips show: Part 4
Another clips show from season 1. All content was taken from the following episodes. Episode 6: I should never be introduced to Elizabeth Hurley Episode 12: Your face is like a F**king carnival Episode 34: The Amsterdam fruit salad on Bloedstraat Episode 42: Symphony of pleasure
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Episode 57: It‘s almost like you can read my mind
Meditation. Higher consciousness. Positivity. Good energy. The hosts of AFE Podcast believe that all of these things should be goals for everyone. This week we have Hannah Sutherland from Soulful Conditioning here to talk about how she can help you achieve those and so much more. From working as…
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Episode 56: The burger that says ”BITE ME”
Episode 56: The burger that says "BITE ME" Season 2 kicks off with some newly recorded material with Mr. Clay and Charlie Ray doing some research about long lost restaurants. If you came here looking for something spooky and Halloween related, you will be filled with disappointment. If you came...
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Episode 55: Season one clips show: Part 3
Clips show: Part 3 Teapot and Mr. Clay discuss the journey of tracking down dark berry Dr. Pepper and the KFC, Cheetos chicken sandwich. This conversation leads to Teapot comparing food in European train stations with that of Halloumi sandwiches in Scotland. They talk of bad jokes made at the…
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Episode 54: Season one clips show: Part 2
Join Teapot, Charlie Ray, The Gelman and Mr. Clay as our second Clips show unfolds with topics such as Perception, speeding tickets, KFC gizzards, Tinder profiles and what Burger King brisket does to the body after consumption. If you enjoyed these clips then feel free to check out the complete...
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Episode 53: Season one clips show: Part 1
Episode 53: Season one clips show part 1 This week starts a multiple episode arc where we take some favorite clips from every one of our shows and put them together for the Knowitalls. The topics from these episodes range from mental health issues, tattoos, workplace education and the…
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Episode 52: The Razor blade Frisbee
This week marks the final episode of our first season. The Answers for everything crew would like to thank you for sticking around as we talk about really stupid stuff and hope that you stay tuned for the next season of even more stupid stuff. Our show for the season finale is all about movies.…
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Episode 51: If you mess up my phone, you‘re in big trouble
Since this week there are no co-hosts, no special guests and no interviews we decided to do a little something different. Thanks to one of our listeners (Daniel) the suggestion was made to have Mr. Clay’s mom secretly recorded as he tries to get her to download an app from iTunes and installed…
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Episode 50: Ignore it and it will go away
This week we continue with a guest who has battled a disease and won. Tara D joins Mr. Clay and opens up about her battle with cancer and how she feels about it today. We get some sound advice about symptoms and how to address changes in our body that are early warning signs to ovarian cancer. We...
About this show
If you have a question, we have the answer. Give us a listen and exchange some of your free time for a little bit of humor and hopefully some education. Topics range from travel and ghost stories, bodily functions to literature and relationship woes to business planning. No topic is too out there and no question is ever wrong. Teapot and Mr. Clay have been friends for over 14 years and together they answer any and all questions while taking a journey through their lives with stories relating to the weekly topics.
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Clay duchene
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