The Art Of Idiocy

Here's my Vegas story of being a teenager with a stomach virus and hanging out in a bathroom with people way worse off than me.

The only family advice I ever received was from my 93 year-old grandad.

This is a story of what happened when I got schooled by Stuey.

Here is the "toast" that I gave at my niece's wedding. It was a surreal experience.

This is a story that I wrote about Jacob and his salvation. It's long and weird. So, it's perfect for this podcast!

My mom has some questions and statements about transitioning.

Here's a story about the dog, Happy, and a miracle.

This is my story about my dad being called to heaven early, per my neighbor.

This is a story about the best summer job that I ever had that I was going to quit

Hear my version of the worst teenage vacation, culminating with an appearance from Roy Clark ... much to my teen angsts chagrin

Here's your high school drinking, dancing,  and wrecking story, all tied up in a nice little package.

My thoughts on healthy eating with friends and buying legal weed.

What happens when in the second grade you tell the truth as to your career choice? Listen and find out. It ain't pretty.

This is what happens when you smoke weed, without asking questions, and going to a movie.

Here are a few underage drinking stories that I am proud/not proud of.

Follow along with my forays into crime, sugar fixes and monkeys.

What happens when kids on bikes, with playing cards in the spokes making noise, go after a supposed thief? Listen and find out.

Life in the late 70's was not for the faint of heart. Somehow most of us made it through ... but it wasn't like we were making the best decisions. Here's three stories to support that!

Here's how a group of kids banded together to stop the spoils of winning for others.

My dad, me and emotions ... three things that never intersected.

This is the second best story about me getting epididymitis

What happens when you bring a real looking grenade to Show & Tell? Nothing good.

In my Oklahoma public school, the separation of church as state was as rare as a full set of teeth at a bar.

My dad was ahead of the curve

Another wrong story about working in the oil fields. This is a story about my friend, Kent, and my time working at Rocket Oil. 

In an odd way, I just found out that I'm old!

This is just me messing around with a couple of stories and folks stating the obvious and other folks that are clueless.

I don't know about you, but I got ass whoopins when I grew up!

I hate the band Journey ... but I hate me more for missing out on some fun!

This is how any kid spent Halloween in Duncan, Oklahoma in the mid 70's

This is the weirdest oil field story that I have. I apologize. I only did the job for the money.

When you say yes to everything, fun can ensue ... so can an arrest, but still makes for a good story!

A wedding, kamikaze shots and streamers. What else do you need?

An homage to a high school story of theft and explosion!

Fellas, undersized T-shirts and self absorption are not good traits.

This is a cautionary tale to not follow your dreams ... if 190 proof pure-grain alcohol is involved

This is a story of how the art of surfing zen can be disrupted.

This is a crazy rock and roll story from SXSW

This is the story of the worst temp job I have ever had in my life.

This episode is dedicated to all the weird naked times

I found out that the biggest drug addict in my high school became a pharmacist! This is my version of how he conducts business at the pharmacy.

We used to do stand-up at a heavy metal club called Smokin' Dave's Rock Room. The crowd hated us, but Smokin' Dave loved us. The hookers in the parking lot were not impressed with me at all.

I overhead a guy imparting some weird wisdom that made me ponder its origin.

This is the story of the Rapture, according to my mom, from The Art of Idiocy.

This is a story about my family vacation to a drive through exotic animal park, called The Legend of "Gr ur".

This is the story of Steve Who. Man. Myth. Track Legend. From my book, The Art Of Idiocy.