The Ass and Carat Show

Join us for a hilarious and wild ride through EMS stories, bizarre calls, and humorous anecdotes. From French pterodactyls to poetry in the ambulance, this episode is packed with unforgettable moments and laughs.Chapters00:00 Introduction and Job Updates02:49 New Cafeteria and Work Environment05:42 Transitioning to New Stations08:42 Funny Stories and Anecdotes11:24 The French Pterodactyl Incident22:44 Navigating Personal Experiences and Humor29:29 The Intricacies of Emergency Medical Calls35:34 Unexpected Patient Stories and Their Impact36:24 Unexpected Call Details39:40 A Comedic Encounter with a Patient42:23 The Patient's Unique Living Situation47:02 A Familiar Face and a Surprising Backstory52:10 Poetry in the Ambulance55:23 Closing Thoughts and Future GuestsEmail: [email protected] and TikTok: theassandcaratshowFacebook: @TAACS

summaryIn this episode of The Ass And Carat Show, the hosts reunite after a holiday hiatus, sharing their experiences and excitement for the new season. They discuss the challenges of the busy holiday season and the personal events that kept them away from recording. The conversation quickly shifts to their unique experiences in emergency medical services, particularly focusing on a phenomenon known as CPR induced consciousness. The hosts recount their own stories, highlighting the complexities and unexpected outcomes of cardiac arrest situations, including a recent case that sparked discussions about new protocols in their department. The episode blends humor with serious medical insights, showcasing the camaraderie and banter among the hosts as they navigate their professional lives and personal anecdotes.Chapters00:00 Welcome Back to Season 205:22 Introducing CPR-Induced Consciousness07:21 Sharing Personal Stories20:27 The Medical Protocols and Learnings30:42 Spirit Animals and Personal Insights31:30 What Would You Buy a Lifetime Supply Of?32:31 Fighting Over Petty Things33:24 Weird Fears and Habits34:50 Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse36:01 Weird Fears and Bird Encounters38:25 The Weirdest Foods We've Tried45:26 Useless Skills and Quirky Habits46:10 Quirky Skills and Personal Pet Peeves47:51 The Small Things That Ruin Our Day53:39 A Birthday Emergency: John's Harrowing Call01:05:12 The Complexity of CPR-Induced Consciousness01:09:20 Reflections on Life and Death in EMSEmail: [email protected]: @theassandcaratshow

SummaryIn this engaging conversation, the hosts discuss the realities of working in emergency medical services (EMS) compared to what is taught in school. They share personal experiences from their shifts, emphasizing the importance of teamwork, communication with families, and the challenges of patient interactions. The discussion highlights the need for practical training and the often-overlooked aspects of patient care, including how to handle difficult situations and the emotional toll of the job. The conversation also touches on the importance of self-care and managing stress in the demanding field of EMS. In this engaging conversation, the hosts share personal stories and experiences from their time in emergency services, highlighting the challenges, humor, and lessons learned in high-pressure situations. They discuss the importance of communication, the chaos of emergency calls, and the unique ways they cope with the realities of their jobs. Through storytelling and laughter, they reflect on their journeys and the valuable insights gained along the way.Chapters00:00 Introduction and Technical Challenges10:07 EMS School vs. Reality45:09 The Game of Truth and Lies58:48 The First Encounter with Death01:04:42 Lessons from the Field: Handling Death in EMS01:08:48 Surreal Experiences in Emergency Calls01:12:34 The Chaos of a Code Blue01:21:09 Reflections on EMS Experiences and Learning01:23:18 Closing Thoughts and Future StoriesInstagram and TikTok: @theassandcaratshowFacebook: @TAACSEmail: [email protected]

SummaryIn this engaging conversation, the hosts share their experiences and insights from working in emergency medical services (EMS). They discuss the importance of teamwork, communication, and the challenges faced during shifts, including the need for mental health awareness and the significance of learning from mistakes. The conversation also touches on personal stories, including Halloween celebrations and the humorous yet serious aspects of their work. Overall, the episode provides valuable advice for new providers and emphasizes the importance of camaraderie in the field. In this engaging conversation, the hosts discuss the importance of communication and support in the EMS field, emphasizing the need for advocacy and understanding in patient care. They share personal stories and experiences, highlighting the lessons learned from both successes and mistakes. The conversation transitions into a fun game segment, followed by heartfelt storytelling that underscores the emotional challenges faced by EMS providers. The hosts reflect on the significance of teamwork, humor, and the unique nature of each call, ultimately encouraging listeners to learn from their experiences and support one another in their journeys.Chapters00:00 Introduction and Backgrounds02:33 Adventures in Emergency Shifts05:31 Halloween Stories and Experiences08:21 Advice for New Providers11:18 Communication and Trust in Partnerships14:09 Learning and Adapting in New Environments17:04 The Importance of Teamwork and Cohesion19:55 Final Thoughts and Advice23:58 The Reality of Emergency Medical Services28:08 The Importance of Preparedness in EMS32:33 Learning from Mistakes in the Field37:20 Mental Health in Emergency Services37:59 Game Time: Fun and Insights from EMS Experiences46:07 Binge-Worthy Shows and Personal Encounters47:10 Rookie Mistakes in EMS48:38 Rookie Habits That Make You Laugh49:38 Food Choices on Shift50:06 Essentials in the Ambulance51:03 Things Partners Take Without Asking51:40 What to Hide from HR52:44 Story Time: Lessons Learned01:00:17 Frequent Flyers and Patient Care01:06:51 Rookie Mistakes and Learning ExperiencesInstagram and Tiktok: @theassandcaratshowFacebook: @TAACSEmail: [email protected]

SummaryIn this episode, the hosts discuss personal updates, including a colic surgery involving a horse, and delve into the superstitions that permeate the EMS community. The conversation transitions into a fun game of 'Never Have I Ever,' where they share their experiences in the EMS field, highlighting the unique challenges and quirks of their profession. In this engaging conversation, the hosts share their experiences in emergency medical services (EMS), discussing the unpredictable nature of patient interactions, the importance of equipment management, and the humorous yet challenging aspects of their work. They highlight the culture of EMS, including food etiquette, the reality of maintaining sterility, and the dark humor that often arises in serious situations. The conversation also touches on superstitions and ghost stories within the EMS community, highlighting the unique experiences that come with the job.Chapters00:00 Costco Escapades and Shopping Woes02:58 Life Updates and Personal Stories05:43 Colic Surgery and Horse Care08:32 Beard Talk and Mask Fitting Challenges11:23 Superstitions in Emergency Services14:13 The Unwritten Rules of EMS17:04 Food Superstitions and Patient Interactions19:47 The Impact of Full Moons and Fridays22:42 Shift Swaps and Work Relationships24:21 The Challenges of Shift Changes27:18 Superstitions in EMS29:03 The Chaos of Calls31:33 Never Have I Ever: EMS Edition47:14 Lessons from Near Misses47:15 The Great Bag Escape48:13 Food Theft at the Station50:26 The Sterile Debate51:44 Hot Mic Mishaps55:52 Glove Commitment in Emergencies57:22 Restocking Regrets01:00:13 Partnering Dilemmas01:01:44 Dark Humor in EMS01:02:41 Superstitions and Creepy Calls01:11:00 Ghost Stories and the SupernaturalInstagram and TikTok: @theassandcaratshowFacebook: @TAACSEmail: [email protected]

SummaryIn this engaging podcast episode, Bradyn, Kim, and John discuss various aspects of scene safety in emergency medical services (EMS), share humorous anecdotes, and play a fun game of 'Would You Rather.' They emphasize the importance of situational awareness, safety tips for approaching scenes, and the dynamics of working in EMS. The conversation is filled with laughter, personal stories, and valuable insights for first responders. They also recount a harrowing New Year's Eve EMS call involving a dog attack. They discuss the importance of scene safety, especially when dealing with pets, and reflect on the lessons learned from their experiences.Chapters00:00 Introduction and Technical Difficulties02:56 Scene Safety Tips05:48 Word of the Day and Humor in EMS08:38 Practical Safety Tips for EMS11:09 Situational Awareness and Scene Dynamics14:10 Dealing with Unpredictable Situations16:33 Planning for Safety in the Field19:18 Final Thoughts on Scene Safety20:18 Navigating the Challenges of EMS Calls22:56 Superstitions and Safety in EMS27:31 Would You Rather: EMS Edition33:35 The Haunting Tales of EMS35:12 Handling Difficult Patients in EMS36:00 Debating the Unthinkable36:45 Would You Rather: The Fun and the Gross41:02 Real-Life EMS Stories: A New Year's Eve Incident56:02 Lessons Learned: Scene Safety and Dog EncountersInstagram and TikTok: @theassandcaratshowFacebook: @TAACSEmail: [email protected]

SummaryIn this episode of the Ass and Carrot show, hosts Kimmy and Bradyn welcome guest John to discuss the humorous and serious aspects of being a paramedic. They engage in rapid-fire questions, share funny patient stories, and review a movie that reflects the realities of paramedic life. The conversation highlights the importance of humor in emergency services, the camaraderie formed in high-stress jobs, and the unique experiences that come with working in healthcare.Chapters00:00 Introduction and Welcome02:56 Guest Introduction and Background05:43 Rapid Fire Questions24:11 Movie Discussion: Paramedic Life28:03 Funny Patient Stories43:12 Conclusion and FarewellInstagram and Tiktok: @theassandcaratshowFacebook: @TAACSEmail: [email protected]

SummaryIn this episode of The Ass and Carat Show, hosts Bradyn and Kimmy share exciting updates about their new venture, The Outpost, an Airbnb project. They dive into the fun topic of guilty pleasures, discussing various responses from interviews with random people. The conversation takes a humorous turn as they recount a wild call involving a woman and her doll, Drowsy Doll, leading to memorable moments and insights about their paramedic experiences. The episode wraps up with plans for future discussions, including true crime cases.Chapters00:00 New Beginnings: Real Estate Ventures03:23 Fishing Adventures: The Thrill of the Catch06:26 Job Changes and Political Meetings09:24 Guilty Pleasures: A Fun Exploration12:20 Binge-Watching and Comfort Foods15:09 The Quirks of Daily Life18:06 Judging Guilty Pleasures21:11 Cringe-Worthy Confessions23:00 Guilty Pleasures in Everyday Life25:21 The Joy of Coffee Culture28:41 Social Norms and Food Etiquette30:32 Nostalgic Activities and Hobbies34:11 Unforgettable Ambulance Call Stories43:41 Reflections on Unique Experiences47:10 Introduction to the Ask and Carrot Show47:17 Engagement with the AudienceEmail: [email protected]: @theassandcaratshow

SummaryIn this episode of the Ass and Carat Show, hosts Bradyn and Kim share their experiences as EMS partners, recounting humorous and unexpected stories from their time in the field. They discuss their dynamic partnership, the challenges they faced, and the laughter that ensued during their calls. The highlight of the episode is a memorable incident involving a call to an outhouse, which takes a surprising turn. The hosts also tease future episodes and invite listeners to share their own stories.Chapters00:00 Introduction to the Ass and Carat Show03:01 The Dynamic Duo: Bradyn and Kim's Partnership05:42 The First Story: A Call Gone Wrong08:39 The Outhouse Incident: A Twist of Fate11:37 The Aftermath: Confusion and Laughter14:35 Lessons Learned: Dispatch and Reality17:24 Looking Ahead: Future Stories and Topics20:25 Guilty Pleasures: Teasing the Next EpisodeEmail: [email protected]