PODCAST · comedy
The Attic Breakdown
by Angela, Heather & Danielle
Three best friends who happen to be sisters, breaking down life and surviving life’s breakdowns.
Episodes
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Nightshades
Jordan’s inflamed brain, twerking chickens, awkward potatoes, and Dr. Mulan. Romanoff trivia, happy hauntings, JT backed money, and also Steve may not be funny.
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Bear Lockers
Deaf doctors, a haired guy, 24 inches down, and space boners. Sexy lions, shitty mama bears, indigenous Scott’s, handsy bra fittings, and also Jordan’s sorry.
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Respect the Pecker
Knee lifts, Ben's first cameo, Lasik propaganda, and tampon bait. Vice Presidential eyeliner, a faux hawk crisis, crotch catch, and also Heather’s disobedience.
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Shitty Little Monkeys
Guess who’s back, lightning crotch, sock wipes and slippery cheeks. Apathetic concern, Olympic indifference, Heather’s personality transplant, and also stressful phone numbers.
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Jimmy Carter’s Peanuts
RIP Rosalynn, puffy pods, and kitten CPR. Lockjaw fright, befuddling braziers, gerrymandering, and also Angela’s jarred urine.
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Dinosaur Jackets
Maybe we took too much time off…
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A Scratch and A Hitch
The hates, bedtime wedges, Jordan’s party foul, and Angela’s dead face. Creepy pen pals, forgotten gifts, 3 thank yous, and also a rousing game of 21 questions.
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Latex Milk
Rubbers, healing linen, and a volcanic heat wave. Trench foot, lobster rights, R.I.P. Weston, and also Viking ice baths.
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The Other Side of the Hole
Attitude alert, twenty undies, musty trauma, and depressed magicians. Monster families, car poison, electric windows, and also bullsh*t thermometers.
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An Oral Treatise
Jordan steers us down a path we didn't expect to go down...
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Sour Slurpee Rags
Water > milk, the only three periods of time, a composer faceoff, and smooth knee pits. Gratuitous boobs, nude chain-smoking, and also Heather's unresponsive solar plexus.
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Bear Spoons
Tuscan grope timers, stick horses, and gnarly birthing baths. Airport amputations, playground parakeets, and also low-voltage chakra vibrators.
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Rapey Dragonflies
Sciency websites, hypertensive crystal experiences, clearing the 8th hole, and the 5 religions. No but yes, vomit on your sweater, uh-huh, and also a tempur-pedic phone bed.
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Right as Rain
Ghost poops, golf game, shark slides, and Christian camp swimwear. Retired hot girls, methylated b’s, absorbent crackers, and also, new age goggles.
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A Roofie Julip
Full-grown clowns, Horror (Whorer) Conventions, and fruit loops with warm milk. Tooth breaking Takis, perfectly purple ping-pong paddles, and also may there be two sets of footprints in your sand.
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Dirty Strainers
Numbering the holes, a bullsh*t linen closet, expired antibiotics, and projectile butt plugs. 8 Strapping men and a come-along, toothbrushing hazards, how are we even alive, and also Crocs with tha fur.
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Depression-Era Meatloaf
Transcendental bacon, marked “safe” from puffer fish, and edgy roses. Sink holes, adults riding bikes, tainted mustaches, and also a very sticky pouch.
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Touchy Laundry
Hundred and oneth, death or eternity, geriatric dancing, and how do you insert an tampon? Observation expert, knocking the top off it, front tuck protocols, and also out of the shell peanuts.
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Banging Hobbies
A strategic love match, cursing professionals, a lot of stair climbs, and Boeing porn. Chandelier babies, succinct prayers, unapproved Papyrus, and also Danielle knows some things about ears.
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Temple of Doom
The sickies, Josiah’s crackers, old man hoops, and Lenny’s cool factor. Laughter is the second best medicine, panicky bank withdrawals, Spring Break breakdown, and also a license to shave.
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The Misadventures of Jim, Bob, and Curtis
Vomit Pajama, Great Grandpa's nap breaks, rolling around in diseases, and standing up podcasters. Late model cheese, days of yore, ass towels & poop sponges, and also how do you pour up?
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Unidentified Flying Polaroids
Turkey drop, sexy jawlines, recycled drums, and a Lego bombing. Robot shadows, Danielle’s anatomy demonstration, move over Rose, and also Heather gets a dental device.
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Magma Dipsticks
The scent of garlic, shocking foot grabs, it’s a shame about people, and are you pregnant? Laws of attraction, submarine shenanigans, silent bunnies, and also let’s learn about fowl!
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Stacking Men
Use your eyes, measuring the Earth, Jordan might be interesting, and what is the biggest tire? Test driving chat-bots, Jimmy Carter says “hello”, a bag in a tree, and also don’t wash your ear holes.
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Hover Shi**ing
Running an orange light, insensitive crop tops, mental floss, and babysitter shock. “P” is for penis, reckless streams, mouth control, and also Angela’s residual rasp.
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A Crab and A Sand
Down volcanoes, wives like glass, Listerine damage, and attic foreskin. Angela’s secret football life, double knot fury, shoeless and braless, and also spontaneous blankets.
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Rebounding Mucus (REMIX)
Limited commitment, award fails, tavern tales, and you can't escape the heat. Killer "F's", a pressured performance, and also how do volcanoes even work?
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Fentanyl Shoes
An overdue apology, oral erosions, flammable baby pants, and the Warlocks of Walmart. A boozy Christmas, bothersome hands, overrated coconut balls, and also the answer is “no”.
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Brain to Mouth
Slippery Solo cups, a double bunny life, sexy chapel vibe, and Heather’s top hat. Trial by social media, chocolate monkey butts, Charlie’s finger, and also please quit stimulating your nipples.
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Nostalgia Goggles
Sister-grandma, hairy raisins, RIP Tommy, and oozing personalities. Denim spleen injuries, ghostly scratches, the implosion of Ye, and also fighter pilots nailing car washes.
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Shorting the Wonton Market
Hipster cyclists, hot meals, and competent handymen. Exploring regrets, a lingering handshake, the real MVP, and also the one glass of wine guide to parenting.
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Old Science
Gratuity coercion, tequila misgivings, time changing babies, and podcast cash flow. Scary house discoveries, Jordan's unexpected kindness, privileged starvation, and also how to retract your material.
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Pig Necks and Up Food
Rogue hairs, glossy pages, dry tips and capillary quit. Kidney stone misconceptions, Top 10 Tay Tay, primal rotisserie, and also holding hands with your foot.
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Housewife Holes
Feet that gave up, basic LASIK, and emoji etiquette. dismissive “k’s”, period fights, random bleeding, and also agreeable arguing.
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From A to Zed
We understand letters, Vegas payback (smote my God), barnacles with friends, and Angela clotheslines herself. Apocalypse training, Venmoing outer space, Jordan’s rhymes, and also amputees on railways.
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The Soup Continuum
Heather’s beef with chicken, energy drink evolution, and inky commitments. Triggery baggage and the love yucks, a puzzling spring break, and also transportation menstruations.
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Salves and Silent L’s
Popper face cream, lazy-mouthed people, call me Claire, and accosting Adele. Uzbekistani Chickpeas, Eataly in Italy, revisiting the fair, and also congregating rabbits.
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Freshly Shat Shorts
Refreshing pours, celebrity SAT's, swearing slip ups, and a fevered Santa inquiry. Disappearing noses, Octopus heart, and also doing bad bathroom.
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The Queen’s Bees
Awkward aisle encounters, wing mom, and a bone to pick with RDJ. Reckless podcasting, inky tantrums, a nude satellite attack, and also sinful butts.
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Clear bowels, Clear mind, Can’t lose
Crock pot evolution, salmon chunks, Matthew Gravy, and maxed out followers. Daddysitters, floating freezers, the glad game, and also mind your own business.
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Training Wheels Off
Shirtless septuagenarians, security tissues, and bedtime blanket watching. Backwards Branson, species vs. feces, Jordan gets re-born, and also is lewd nude?
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Averaging Opinions
Henry's magical paintbrush, canine moisture strips, dangling teets, and the Santa shimmy. Soothing egg cartons, cobras and tigers, and also our successful striving.
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Clogging Pipe
Joined at the hip, lazy pumpers, the honor system, and missing waiting. Renouncing the Mayflower, flying monkeys, justice comeuppance, and also a brunchy hangover.
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Vowing and Striving
Topography struggles, sparkling water, and 500 f-bombs, Heather’s local bar, and the Anniversary blazer. The gospel of Hamilton, homeless not toothless, Breaking Bad, and also half opened bottles.
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Oozy Suzy
Party pressure, doubting Depp, MPG stats, and 2-footed drivers. Popped sequins, laughing away the pox, and also Angela’s sensual page turning.
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The Shits and The Pukes
Road trip roadblocks, tire pressure trials, and who names their kid Claude? Melatonin meltdown, mattress armholes, contact toss, and also thirsty pheromones.
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Dropping Science
Murderous mammals, voracious vultures, off-roading coolers and 2-inch articles. Moldy butts, paper crop tops, fashionable armpits, and also an inconvenient flight.
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Struggling Sisters in a Duplex
Bike short announcement, bootleg lenses, stealing tow trucks, and our famous neighbor. Overly-tight swaddles, a graveyard of facts, dum-dum boats, and also galactic screen savers.
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Refreshing Hamburgers
The nature of a biscuit, parenting peak, compromised soup scoops, and unexpected catfish bait. Name that model, the right to be cranky, and also Heather’s senior center letdown.
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Out of Context Ketchup
Revenge elephants, sophisticated VCRs, the brink of insanity, and Heather doesn’t ever think about Hawaii. Environmental shrinkage, farewell tomatoes, plants vs. humans, and also where on earth is the cloud?
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Three best friends who happen to be sisters, breaking down life and surviving life’s breakdowns.
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The Attic Breakdown is created and hosted by Angela, Heather & Danielle.
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