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The Audacity Audiobook with Laura Loup
by Laura Loup
May’s humdrum life gets flung into hyperdrive when she’s abducted, but not all aliens are out to probe her. She’s inadvertently rescued by Xan who’s been orbiting Earth in a day-glo orange rocket ship, watching re-runs of “I Love Lucy”.Seizing the opportunity for a better life, May learns how to race the Audacity and pilots her way into interstellar infamy. Finally, she has a job she likes and a friend to share her winnings with—until the Goddess of Chaos screws the whole thing up, and Xan’s unmentionable past makes a booty call.
Episodes
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Chapter 19: Meet Chute
Aimz, Listay, and a crush
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Chapter 18: Golden Waves of Deadly Grain
Of delicate alien digestive systems.
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Chapter 17: Hurtful Blurtings
May gives Xan what-for
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Chapter 16: It Was Not
The KEYBOARD SMASH CHAPTER
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Chapter 15: An Excellent Escape
The gang thinks they’ve made the perfect getaway
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Chapter 14: Anat Attack
A reunion
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Chapter 13: Perplexion
Another quickie! Next chapter’s long and silky, promise.
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Chapter 12: Aimz the Ch’stranda
Learn how to pronounce ch’stranda (several different ways, all incorrect)!
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Chapter 11: Trashed
Listay dies again.
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Chapter 10: Nasty Business
Aimz arrives on the scene
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Chapter 9: Kryptonite
Xan discovers that he doesn’t have laser vision
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Chapter 8: Big Mouth Billy Bass
It begins.
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Chapter 7: Cream of Tartar
Xan ruins a perfectly good cake.
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Chapter 6: Junkyard Alien Zombie
Listay’s back! Kinda.
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Chapter 5: A Careful Crash
With both German and French words thrown in for fun.
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Chapter 4: Horrendous Repercussions
Horrendous. Repercussions.
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Chapter 2: Mind Bogglingly Exciting
With deadly balls of laser light
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Chapter 1: A Superfluous Prologue
(This is actually a prologue but DONT TELL ANYONE)
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Book 2: Time Warp Author’s Note
Here we go again.
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Announcement
Because some of y’all think it’s okay to just listen to the epilogue! Head on up to episode 1 and start from the beginning. Book 2 is now available as an ebook or paperback and I’m working on recording it!
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Epilogue: Dead and Burried
Epilogue
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Chapter 45: August Gets Apples
The end!
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Chapter 44: Exotic Cuisine
May’s a very misanthropic hero
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Chapter 43: It Was Kevin
Now he remembers
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Chapter 42: Button Mashing
An important skill
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Chapter 41: A Horrible Plan
It doesn’t involve drag, unfortunately
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Chapter 40: The Plan
Ix has a plan
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Chapter 39: Alien Scum
Kathy’s revenge
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Chapter 38: Whoops Not Yet
May makes a decision
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Chapter 37: Back To Normal
Everything’s fine!
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Chapter 36: Murderous Muns
The Robert approaches Earth
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Chapter 35: Shifty Maracas
Shifty.
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Chapter 34: Conspicuously Mustachioed
Mays on a mission
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Chapter 33: Kinky
Xan reunites with a former lover... kinda
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Chapter 32: Vodka For the Machines
An old friend makes a depressing reappearance
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Chapter 31: Manchester Battalion
A close call, but that won’t actually happen until book 2.
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Chapter 30: Newton’s Cradle
Chaos does horrible things to a desk toy
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Chapter 29: The Pipes
A horrible place for a race
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Chapter 28: Raskov the Beautiful
Space douche
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Chapter 27: Honey in the Gyroscopes
Listay deals with a sticky situation
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Chapter 26: Kathy with “K”
Kathy gets zapped
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Chapter 25: Great.
Everything is a lot of things
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Chapter 24: Hallucinogenic Aphrodesiacal Noodle Bar
Does what it says on the tin
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Chapter 23: Skedaddling
May gives racing a shot
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Chapter 22: Rude Moons
August gets a visitor
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Chapter 21: A Terrible, Fiery Crash
Racing practice!
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Chapter 20: Sexual Venom
Listay is enjoying herself
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Chapter 19: The Stuff
Makeover scene? Anyone?
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Chapter 18: Soothe Your Vendetta
May gets her way!
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Chapter 17: Tastes Like Misdirection
May gets blunt
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
May’s humdrum life gets flung into hyperdrive when she’s abducted, but not all aliens are out to probe her. She’s inadvertently rescued by Xan who’s been orbiting Earth in a day-glo orange rocket ship, watching re-runs of “I Love Lucy”.Seizing the opportunity for a better life, May learns how to race the Audacity and pilots her way into interstellar infamy. Finally, she has a job she likes and a friend to share her winnings with—until the Goddess of Chaos screws the whole thing up, and Xan’s unmentionable past makes a booty call.
HOSTED BY
Laura Loup
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