The Awkward Tavern

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is AdvisedThe progresses as they staff learn more of this new Z and they come to terms with the missing Zen. And, as with any day, they have some special customers, coming to pay in unusual ways.Send us a message at [email protected]

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is AdvisedOur staff learn that Zen is missing and search for ways to locate him. Nadir is at a loss for what to do next.Send us a message at [email protected]

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is AdvisedHome being where the heart is, out staff enjoy a day back at the tavern. Though, they did not know it, one of them would be leaving this day.Send us a message at [email protected]

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is AdvisedWith the Advisor well advised of his actions. Our staff attempt to evade the guard, thankfully, distractions and chaos are something our Tavern staff has in spades.Send us a message at [email protected]

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is AdvisedIt doesn't take long for everyone to gather up and go to rescue their cook. Though, it seems someone was hoping for that.Send us a message at [email protected]

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is AdvisedEveryone gathers at Oni's home for a fun annual celebration and enjoy a community style soup. A truly fun and happy time for all.Send us a message at [email protected]

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is AdvisedWith one day till Oni's banquet, everyone is getting things together. All the while, King Charlamagne begins the creation of their kingdom.Send us a message at [email protected]

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is AdvisedWith a new day, comes new meals. But for a little mouse, a new day is a new chance to express its annoyance.Send us a message at [email protected]

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is AdvisedWith celebrations getting closer, the staff gather the last rare ingredients, namely a unique cheese from a far away kingdom.Send us a message at [email protected]

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is AdvisedResources are gathered as the staff being setting up. Though, it seems there is a plumping issue to be resolved.. Send us a message at [email protected]

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is AdvisedApologies for the inconsistent uploads, life be a mess, but i'm gonna focus on getting ya'll caught back up. Thank you all for listening to our shenanigans. <3With another day down, the staff mingle and a joke about Nadir vs Oni gains momentum. Send us a message at [email protected]

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is AdvisedAs the day continues, the others get to meet the Other Big Red guy that the kobolds like.Send us a message at [email protected]

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is AdvisedBack home, they attempt to start crafting a feast, but a new guest distracts them.Send us a message at [email protected]

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is AdvisedThe staff have finished their hunt and decide a day of relax is in order.Send us a message at [email protected]

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is AdvisedThe crew gather up and head towards the forest to recover this rare fruit.Send us a message at [email protected]

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is AdvisedA giant bee hive is discovered and the staff have visions of barrels of honey.Send us a message at [email protected]

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is AdvisedThe staff head out to search for this rare fruit and get to enjoy a new town with new ingredients and experiences.Send us a message at [email protected]

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is AdvisedWith final details gather, the staff finalize plans, gather resources, and head out.Send us a message at [email protected]

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is AdvisedThe staff enjoy what appears to be a normal day, for once, and gather some details about the banquet for Silver Claw.Send us a message at [email protected]

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is AdvisedAn old lizard folk shows up at the Awkward Tavern, having heard it is a perfect place for setting up a celebration.Send us a message at [email protected]

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is AdvisedWith a new day dawning, the staff get the promised new member of their crew. What innovations will they bring and how will they bond with the staff, only time will tell.Send us a message at [email protected]

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is AdvisedThe Forgettables fight for their right inside the Tavern and the staff find its a harsh battle as Chef is separated from them. All the while, a new figure makes itself know.Send us a message at [email protected]

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is AdvisedThings start to come together as the staff start interacting with these sentient veggies and trying to decided how to handle them.Send us a message at [email protected]

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is AdvisedAs things try to get back to normal in the Tavern, the staff notice a hidden hatch and start to find they have had secret guests in the building.Send us a message at [email protected]

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is AdvisedThe Staff work together to coordinate a trade deal to get Subwoofer back, but things may not go as smoothly as both sides hope.Send us a message at [email protected]

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is AdvisedWith the appearance of bounty hunters, tensions rise amongst the staff. Issues of safety are high and they make plans to try and tackle this growing threat.*Note: at 1:11 in the recording, our smoke detectors went off, this may be loud on the playback despite noise balancing*Send us a message at [email protected]

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is AdvisedWith everyone back at the Tavern, they try to have a normal day at work. But, life has other goals as a new member of the group awakens and past actions incur present consequences.Send us a message at [email protected]

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is AdvisedFinally reaching the top of the tower, the staff find that, to their expectations, the tower has been occupied for some time.Send us a message at [email protected]

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is AdvisedThe staff push higher into the tower, as they find portals that connect the different floors, letting them skip traps and discovery a way to the top.Send us a message at [email protected]

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is AdvisedHaving found themselves in the basement of the tower, they find dealing with the guardian to be more troublesome than expected.Send us a message at [email protected]

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is AdvisedApologies for the bad sound, the mic was not plugged in for the first hour.The Staff have reached the Timeless Valley and begin exploring the tower found there, as they explore, time seems to slowly return to this tower.Send us a message at [email protected]

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is AdvisedWith only the path forward, the Staff push onward to find the Timeless Valley. The next challenge, a maze hidden deep in a mountain, with creatures and traps to slow any party down.Send us a message at [email protected]

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised With the ship in no shape for travel, the Staff work to figure out how to proceed while searching for Chef. As they explore a bit of the island, they start to notice they are being watched by some local sea life. Send us a message at [email protected]

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised As the day is set, everyone sets out to in the ship and prepares for the quest ahead. The sky is clear, the waters blue, and the sense of adventure strong as they seek a fortune. Send us a message at [email protected]

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised The Staff work through another day as they continue to have difficulty with utensils and vegetables. Though, they get some interesting customers and decide it's time to get back at the Manager by borrowing his ship... Send us a message at [email protected]

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised The staff get back to business as usual as a new guest makes things awkward and cutlery decides to grow legs and venture off, all the while, a midnight visit to the mayor sounds like a great idea. Send us a message at [email protected]

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised With J-on dealt with the Mayor ends up paying a visit to the Tavern, as there is festival happening near the Tavern. Joy aside, Dungeon Lord visits earlier than usual, battered and bruised and saddened about his recent order. Send us a message at [email protected]

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised With things starting to get back to normal, J-on makes his move on the tavern, his ambitions something not to be ignored. Send us a message at [email protected]

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised Things in the Tavern begin to go awry as the energy is pulled from the air and replaced with unusual events as the Tavern seems to be assailed by dark spirits and horrors as the staff work to figure out what is happening. Send us a message at [email protected]

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised As the Tavern starts to return to normal, Skilmir gets some of the items he "liberated" appraised and finds he can cover his recent debts. Meanwhile Door Mouse gets a little payback with a few tricks. Send us a message at [email protected]

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised The Tavern continues to suffer oddities that get progressively worse. The staff decide to investigate further and find their help is needed. Send us a message at [email protected]

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised With the work starting to return to normal, the staff are forcibly "given" a new guest. With this turn of events, things start getting more weird than normal in the Tavern. Send us a message at [email protected]

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised The Staff tackle their first banquet and put on a feast to quell even the mighty hunger of a goliath! Meanwhile, J-on seems to be attempting to convince Subwoofer of attending a training camp... Send us a message at [email protected]

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised Due to some odd magics, the talking skull gets to chat with a few of the staff. All the while, some grumpy guards come to start problems. Send us a message at [email protected]

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised Taking a moment, the staff look to sell off some of the Froghemoth, all the while the Tavern decides to put beds back where they belong. Send us a message at [email protected]

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised The Staff debate on how to handle the Froghemoth as it continually eats through their finances when a new guest shows up and contemplates a lengthy stay. Come evening, they get a most unusual request for a to-go order... Send us a message at [email protected]

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised The staff start on their quest to retrieve fresh Froghemoth meat for the banquet. Thanks to their research, they have a location and resources to locate where one specifically is, but how will the battle go?... Send us a message at [email protected]

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised Lysander is still recovering from their broken heart as the Staff begin planning and preparing to go and hunt the Froghemoth. Send us a message at [email protected]

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised A new visitor at the Tavern really tests the Staffs' abilities, and their hearts. Send us a message at [email protected]

Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised The staff get to enjoy an "adventurous" lord as he travels the outlands, all the while the door mouse seeks vengeance... Send us a message at [email protected]