The Ax Files UNLOCKED

You always know it's going to be a good time when you start a Tobias book. By which I mean Tobias is going to have a terrible time! And also possibly a family he didn't know about before? Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Hork-Bajir Valley Ranch Dressing, The Flesh Should Be Inside, and A Nice Refreshing Dr. Brown!If you'd like to get a head start on this show, you can find us at patreon.com/usweirdoscast, where you can listen to episodes 13 weeks before they release on the free feed! Wanna hang out? You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social!You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!Patch can also be found on several games for Random Rhapsody, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Monday at 7pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/randomrhapsody or on Bluesky at randomrhapsody.bsky.social‬! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's time for the final episode of the Hork-Bajir Chronicles, and the close of Aldrea and Dak's story. Also we missed pretty much the entire war for Planet Hork-Bajir? Timeskips, bay-bee! Oh, and Andalites are imperialist dicks, as usual. Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Red is the Pain Color, Squatters but with Spikes, and That's a Lotta Goth!If you'd like to get a head start on this show, you can find us at patreon.com/usweirdoscast, where you can listen to episodes 13 weeks before they release on the free feed! Wanna hang out? You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social!You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!Patch can also be found on several games for Random Rhapsody, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Monday at 7pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/randomrhapsody or on Bluesky at randomrhapsody.bsky.social‬! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aldrea and Dak's adventure reaches a fever pitch, as they discover the Ancient Secret of Planet Hork-Bajir! Also how flawed Andalite naming schemes are, because if they name the planet after it's sentient species, it should really be Planet Hork-Bajir And Also Arn. Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Asteroid Physics, That's Not How Planets Work, and Realizing Your GF is a Colonizer!If you'd like to get a head start on this show, you can find us at patreon.com/usweirdoscast, where you can listen to episodes 13 weeks before they release on the free feed! Wanna hang out? You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social!You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!Patch can also be found on several games for Random Rhapsody, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Monday at 7pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/randomrhapsody or on Bluesky at randomrhapsody.bsky.social‬! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

So I dunno why this book even needs to be here, things seem pretty much fine and good on Planet Hork-Bajir. The Yeerks barely even know how to do orbital bombardment! Oh, wait, uh oh...Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Bear Band Jamboree, Wait, You Can Do Violence?, and Seerow ACTUALLY Didn't Do Anything Wrong!If you'd like to get a head start on this show, you can find us at patreon.com/usweirdoscast, where you can listen to episodes 13 weeks before they release on the free feed! Wanna hang out? You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social!You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!Patch can also be found on several games for Random Rhapsody, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Monday at 7pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/randomrhapsody or on Bluesky at randomrhapsody.bsky.social‬! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

So this is one of the most-remembered books from the Animorphs series, one of the most popular by far and an intense diversion from the main story to show us how the war started in the first place. But all Barafin wants is to play on his computer. Relatable! Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about A Treatise on the Variability of Acid Rain, Seerow Did One Tiny Thing A Little Bit Wrong, Men in S.T.E.M.!If you'd like to get a head start on this show, you can find us at patreon.com/usweirdoscast, where you can listen to episodes 13 weeks before they release on the free feed! Wanna hang out? You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social!You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!Patch can also be found on several games for Random Rhapsody, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Monday at 7pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/randomrhapsody or on Bluesky at randomrhapsody.bsky.social‬! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well, here we are. The end of an era. And by era i mean roughly the first 30% of Animorphs! Also these books about David, now we'll have to find something else to be cryptic about. I'm definitely not downplaying this because of the agonizing self-examination in this book, don't worry about my little deflections. Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Rampant Justification, Amogus Cousin Edition, and Rocks Talk!Wanna hang out? You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social!You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!Patch can also be found on several games for Random Rhapsody, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Monday at 7pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/randomrhapsody or on Bluesky at randomrhapsody.bsky.social‬! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

So you know how there was that secret meeting with the President and like five other world leaders and one of them is already a controller but we don't know which one? Yeah we're just gonna backburner that, we got an evil child to deal with. Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Low-Cholesterol Morphing, The Other Type of Brain Worms, and How Did He Get an Orca???Wanna hang out? You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social!You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!Patch can also be found on several games for Random Rhapsody, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Monday at 7pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/randomrhapsody or on Bluesky at randomrhapsody.bsky.social‬! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

As the Asshole Trilogy moves into its final act, it's time for a touch of the old hyperviolence! Did you ever want to know who would win between a lion and Rachel? Join Kate, Nobody, and Vivian to talk about That's Some Weasel Talk, Hardcoreparkour, and A Hospital for Tigers!Wanna hang out? You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social!You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!Patch can also be found on several games for Random Rhapsody, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Monday at 7pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/randomrhapsody or on Bluesky at randomrhapsody.bsky.social‬! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A line has been crossed, friends, and it's not one you ever want to cross. David is well and truly the enemy of the Animorphs now, and they have no idea how to defend against the techniques they've been using for years! Plus, like...you can't just cry in front of Visser Three, not cool man. Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Double Holograms All the Way, Twobias, and Bird Math!Wanna hang out? You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social!You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!Patch can also be found on several games for Random Rhapsody, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Monday at 7pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/randomrhapsody or on Bluesky at randomrhapsody.bsky.social‬! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Okay look. I GET that it was deeply unfair of us to go on hiatus right before episode 69 dropped but that's just the way the motherboard crumbles sometimes, you know? Anyway. Niiiiiiice. Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Sixty-Nine Dudes!, Female-Presenting Legs, and Liefeld Lions!Wanna hang out? You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social!You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!Patch can also be found on several games for Random Rhapsody, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Monday at 7pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/randomrhapsody or on Bluesky at randomrhapsody.bsky.social‬! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Okay so I KNOW that new kid seemed super sus when Marco was telling the story, but Jake probably has a more even keel about all this, right? Right? Uh-oh. Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about The World Blew Up, Everyone's Favorite Character, and Chemicals Out the Wazoo!Wanna hang out? You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social!You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!Patch can also be found on several games for Random Rhapsody, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Monday at 7pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/randomrhapsody or on Bluesky at randomrhapsody.bsky.social‬! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is probably fine! You really shouldn't dangle an evil carrot in front of someone's nose if you want them to not eat it, right? Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Spy Dads 3D, He's Helping! Sort Of!, and The Verb Form of Dolphin!Wanna hang out? You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social!You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!Patch can also be found on several games for Random Rhapsody, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Monday at 7pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/randomrhapsody or on Bluesky at randomrhapsody.bsky.social‬! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Have you ever noticed how off-the-rails things get when Ax and Marco get together? You sure are about to. Our look into David's home life continues with a bang! Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about We Don't Know How Nineties Computers Work, Sneks are Cute, and Good Old Federal Incompetence!Wanna hang out? You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social!You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!Patch can also be found on several games for Random Rhapsody, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Monday at 7pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/randomrhapsody or on Bluesky at randomrhapsody.bsky.social‬! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After all these weeks, it's finally here...the Asshole Trilogy begins with a new kid in town, and some pure Looney Tunes nonsense! Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Doctor Themhattan, Kids With Guns, and Disregard FEEmales, Acquire Profit!Wanna hang out? You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social!You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!Patch can also be found on several games for Random Rhapsody, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Monday at 7pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/randomrhapsody or on Bluesky at randomrhapsody.bsky.social‬! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We've come to the conclusion of one of the quieter and more thoughtful Animorphs books, which means it's time for the kids to decide whether they're going to murder an even younger kid! Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Viv is Too Old for Puns, Would You Still Love Me If I Was a Worm, and I Said Godzilla Makes You Feel Things Dangit!Wanna hang out? You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social!You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!Patch can also be found on several games for Random Rhapsody, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Monday at 7pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/randomrhapsody or on Bluesky at randomrhapsody.bsky.social‬! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Okay but seriously who put this leopard here, they're not native to the forests of California. Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Murderface Skywalker, Leopard-Based Problem Solving, and The Platonic Ideal of Cassie Books!Wanna hang out? You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social!You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!Patch can also be found on several games for Random Rhapsody, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Monday at 7pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/randomrhapsody or on Bluesky at randomrhapsody.bsky.social‬! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

One of our most unusual books thus far starts with Cassie getting a midnight visitor! And also swearing off violence forever. With forty books left in the series, we'll see how well that promise goes! Join Kate, Vivian and Nobody to talk about Nobody Gets Excited to Talk About Cats, Hatchet Time Baybeee, and Animorph No More!Wanna hang out? You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social!You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!Patch can also be found on several games for Random Rhapsody, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Monday pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/randomrhapsody or on Bluesky at randomrhapsody.bsky.social‬! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

As the second Megamorphs draws to a close, it's time for preposterous moral dilemmas! How many dings do we give Tobias for that, anyway? Join Vivian, Kate, and Nobody to talk about Viv is Not Millions of Ants, Dino Commandos, and The Lost City of Crablantis!Wanna hang out? You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social!You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/allonthetablerpgs or at youtube.com/@AllOnTheTableRPGs. They're also on an official playtest game for the SAGAs rpg, which airs every other Monday at twitch.tv/randomrhapsody! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dinosaur adventures continue as the Animorphs come to a startling revalation about the history of the Earth-the Ancient Aliens guys were right! Sort of. Not really.Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Crab People, Atom Smashin', and What Do Your Andalite Eyes See!Wanna hang out? You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social!You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/allonthetablerpgs or at youtube.com/@AllOnTheTableRPGs. They're also on an official playtest game for the SAGAs rpg, which airs every other Monday at twitch.tv/randomrhapsody! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're Back! (A Dinosaur's Story)! Trapped in the past the Animorphs are slowly starting to figure out what's going on with all these dinosaurs, by which I mean Ax is apparently capable of soloing a T-rex? Join Kate, Vivian and Nobody to talk about Fusion is how Stars Do, The Worst Shoes, and Andalite glasses!Wanna hang out? You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social!You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/allonthetablerpgs or at youtube.com/@AllOnTheTableRPGs. They're also on an official playtest game for the SAGAs rpg, which airs every other Monday at twitch.tv/randomrhapsody! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's Megamorphs time, y'all! And this one is way more coherent than last time around! The kids get caught up in a rescue mission that shoots them back to a time where they aren't the apex predators! Also that's two episodes in a row Ax has exploded, so you know. Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about K.A. Forgor, Jake Doesn't Know What Dinosaurs Are, and Getting Nuked for Fun and Profit!We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/allonthetablerpgs or at youtube.com/@AllOnTheTableRPGs. They're also on an official playtest game for the SAGAs rpg, which airs every other monday at twitch.tv/randomrhapsody! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's time to close out our little space adventure, and surprisingly enough it doesn't involve that much graphic violence! Against people, anyway. This is gonna mess up the environment for DECADES. Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Gotta Morph em all, Morphs We Shall Never Speak Of Again, and Time is a Flat Cinnabon!We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/allonthetablerpgs or at youtube.com/@AllOnTheTableRPGs. They're also on an official playtest game for the SAGAs rpg, which airs every other monday at twitch.tv/randomrhapsody! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lost in deep space, the kids quickly find themselves embedded in another Lord of the Rings reference! And also intergalactic war, you know how it is. Ax's mission report continues as war rages over Leera and also like three different people tell him he's awful at lying. It's kinda brutal, ngl. Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about This Guy Doesn't Know What Winning Means, I Can't Carry the Ring, but I Can Kill You, and Having Eyes on the Insides!We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/allonthetablerpgs or at youtube.com/@AllOnTheTableRPGs. They're also on an official playtest game for the SAGAs rpg, which airs every other monday at twitch.tv/randomrhapsody! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In the first one of these books for a while that actually respects the framing device of the kids writing them for future people to read, Ax is here to give us an after action report on a military disaster! And also steal so much food he almost dies! Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Bun Madness, We're in the NCR Apparently , and The Sextuple Bird!We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/allonthetablerpgs or at youtube.com/@AllOnTheTableRPGs. They're also on an official playtest game for the SAGAs rpg, which airs every other monday at twitch.tv/randomrhapsody! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rachel is having a terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad day. I mean we kind of did also since we had to rerecord this, but let's be real, she's got it worse, what with the falling directly into the yeerk pool and all. Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Alcoholic Sauce, Let's Joe Ahead, and War Crimes But Silly!We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/allonthetablerpgs or at youtube.com/@AllOnTheTableRPGs. They're also on an official playtest game for the SAGAs rpg, which airs every other monday at twitch.tv/randomrhapsody! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The day has finally arrived: we get to talk about what Gleeting is. Also we just get to say the word Gleet a lot, which is pretty great. And I guess there's thing with the ethics of potentially scarring hundreds of people for life? but that's less important Gleet Gleet Gleet. Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Diggy Diggy Mole, Tobias Would Die For You, and Oatmeal: Not Even Once!We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/allonthetablerpgs or at youtube.com/@AllOnTheTableRPGs. They're also on an official playtest game for the SAGAs rpg, which airs every other monday at twitch.tv/randomrhapsody! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

With a new book comes new ethical questions, like...is chemical warfare okay if you're a thirteen year old? Probably not, tbh! Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Planet Hollywood Horror Stories, Guest Starring Ah-nuld, and Breast Expansion Barbie!We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/allonthetablerpgs or at youtube.com/@AllOnTheTableRPGs. They're also on an official playtest game for the SAGAs rpg, which airs every other monday at twitch.tv/randomrhapsody! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It only took a quarter of the series, but Jake is finally starting to understand the power ot terrible and gratuitious violence! Surely this will have no long-term consequences! Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Marco-ca Magica, Baking That Boy, and The Incredible Bulletface!We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/allonthetablerpgs or at youtube.com/@AllOnTheTableRPGs. They're also on an official playtest game for the SAGAs rpg, which airs every other monday at twitch.tv/randomrhapsody! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If anything is weird about this ep, let me know, my mouse died and I had to edit it with my LAPTOP TRACKPAD If there ISN'T anything weird about this episode, BEWARE MY POWER.Anyway the Animorphs learn about the evils of capitalism (except Marco) and drive Jake even further into despair when they take on the second-richest man in the world! They're literally fighting the guy who invented the internet! Join Kate, Nobody, and Vivian to talk about The Zoo (Cleaning) Crew, Andalite Guillotines, and Bird Zappers!We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us! RIP Cohost, you were the best o7You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on cohost and bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/allonthetablerpgs or at youtube.com/@AllOnTheTableRPGs. They're also on an official playtest game for the SAGAs rpg, which airs every other monday at twitch.tv/randomrhapsody! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's time to start a new cycle, and so we start the book that gives us our most interesting Jake so far! The morals of war are about to be twisted as the kids find an evil AOL chatroom! Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Security Theatre of the Mind, Toilet Humor, and Rhinos From Heaven!We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us! RIP Cohost, you were the best o7You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on cohost and bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/allonthetablerpgs or at youtube.com/@AllOnTheTableRPGs. They're also on an official playtest game for the SAGAs rpg, which airs every other monday at twitch.tv/randomrhapsody! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's time for the last chapter of the Sharco adventure! Surely nothing bad will happen. Marco can only hold so much trauma, after all. Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about One Glass Bone, The Four Straw Situation, and The ClaaaaAAAAaaaaw!WARNING: This episode largely revolves around non-consensual brain surgery and the implantation of foreign objects, as well as our medical history revolving around surgery. This is so much the focus of this episode that there aren't really time codes that can be used to avoid it. If these are triggering subjects for you, you may wish to skip this episode. Apologies for the inconvenience.We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us! RIP Cohost, you were the best o7You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on cohost and bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/allonthetablerpgs or at youtube.com/@AllOnTheTableRPGs. They're also on an official playtest game for the SAGAs rpg, which airs every other monday at twitch.tv/randomrhapsody! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's time for an aquatic adventure! There's something at the bottom of the sea, and only the Animorphs can find out what! I sure hope none of them are afraid of water! Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about LAVA SPIDERS, We All Live in a Transparent Aluminum Submarine, and Shark Brains!We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us! RIP Cohost, you were the best o7You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on cohost and bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/allonthetablerpgs or at youtube.com/@AllOnTheTableRPGs. They're also on an official playtest game for the SAGAs rpg, which airs every other monday at twitch.tv/randomrhapsody! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's time for Marco part three and boooooooy howdy is this kid full of trauma! Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Bird Facts, the Sharks and the Jets, and Tobias' Old Time Aquatic Hawk Rodeo!Check out our patreon at patreon.com/usweirdoscast, where you can get the advance feed of this very show-subscribers get to listen three months early! We also offer other stuff, like weekly let's plays and queer book reviews!We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us @UsWeirdos on Cohost, or on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on cohost and bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/allonthetablerpgs or at youtube.com/@AllOnTheTableRPGs. They're also on an official playtest game for the SAGAs rpg, which airs every other monday at twitch.tv/randomrhapsody! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey, so I dunno what happened to my edit queue? But this episode managed to get out of order over on our patreon feed, which means that last week you missed the middle part of the book and skipped straight to the end! This is a reupload of part 3 of The Unknown just to make sure the feed plays in the correct order. Sorry about that! Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about The TALK, My Brother, You Jumped Out Of The Boat, and Alien Spaceships Don't Look Like That!Check out our patreon at patreon.com/usweirdoscast, where you can get the advance feed of this very show-subscribers get to listen three months early! We also offer other stuff, like weekly let's plays and queer book reviews!We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us @UsWeirdos on Cohost, or on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on cohost and bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/allonthetablerpgs or at youtube.com/@AllOnTheTableRPGs. They're also on an official playtest game for the SAGAs rpg, which airs every other monday at twitch.tv/randomrhapsody! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode Cassie starts to feel like she's surrounded by horses, horses, horses horses horses! It's time to invade the Zone, but first, a day at the races! Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Solid Gold Horses, Naruto Running into Zone 91, and They're Putting Chemicals in the Water to Turn the Freaking Horses Blue!Check out our patreon at patreon.com/usweirdoscast, where you can get the advance feed of this very show-subscribers get to listen three months early! We also offer other stuff, like weekly let's plays and queer book reviews!We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us @UsWeirdos on Cohost, or on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on cohost and bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/allonthetablerpgs or at youtube.com/@AllOnTheTableRPGs. They're also on an official playtest game for the SAGAs rpg, which airs every other monday at twitch.tv/randomrhapsody! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's time to take a spin out on the range, as Cassie and Rachel head out to the Dry Lands fer a good ol' horses and guns adventure. I mean it isn't *really* an old west book, but it's a horse book in the desert, you know? Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Cowboys vs Aliens, Conspiracy Evolution, and Where Nevada Is!As a brief note, in talking about the history of this book Nobody discussed the birth of Applegate's first child. I knew that one of Applegate's children was trans, but incorrectly thought it was the younger daughter, and as a consequence used the wrong name and pronouns for Clara. I have removed these inaccuracies during the editing process, but nevertheless I should have been more careful with my research and I deeply apologize.Check out our patreon at patreon.com/usweirdoscast, where you can get the advance feed of this very show-subscribers get to listen three months early! We also offer other stuff, like weekly let's plays and queer book reviews!We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us @UsWeirdos on Cohost, or on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on cohost and bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! They also appear every Tuesday at 6pm eastern for Mutants in the Now, a TMNT inspired game! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/allonthetablerpgs or at youtube.com/@AllOnTheTableRPGs. They're also on an official playtest game for the SAGAs rpg, which airs every other monday at twitch.tv/randomrhapsody! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Okay! Once more, with feeling! Somehow my files got all screwed up, so last week when I thought I was filling in the missing episode 42, I ACTUALLY just put out the normal episode 45. So here's 42 for reals this time!Tobias is faced with a hard choice as the Ellimist's mission comes to an end. Is he to remain genderqueer but for hawks? or does he have a chance to go back? Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Weirdly Effective Scavengers, Hit It With A Stick, and Would You Still Love Me if I Stopped Being a Worm?Check out our patreon at patreon.com/usweirdoscast, where you can get the advance feed of this very show-subscribers get to listen three months early! We also offer other stuff, like weekly let's plays and queer book reviews!We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us @UsWeirdos on Cohost, or on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on cohost and bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! They also appear every Tuesday at 6pm eastern for Mutants in the Now, a TMNT inspired game! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/allonthetablerpgs or at youtube.com/@AllOnTheTableRPGs. They're also on an official playtest game for the SAGAs rpg, which airs every other monday at twitch.tv/randomrhapsody! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

With their new Hork-bajir friend in tow, it's time for the animorphs to try their hand at some shenaniganery! Now they have TWO species to save! Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Taxxon Throats, My Waife, and Tobias Gets to Be Involved This Time!Check out our patreon at patreon.com/usweirdoscast, where you can get the advance feed of this very show-subscribers get to listen three months early! We also offer other stuff, like weekly let's plays and queer book reviews!We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us @UsWeirdos on Cohost, or on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on cohost and bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! They also appear every Tuesday at 6pm eastern for Mutants in the Now, a TMNT inspired game! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/allonthetablerpgs or at youtube.com/@AllOnTheTableRPGs. They're also on an official playtest game for the SAGAs rpg, which airs every other monday at twitch.tv/randomrhapsody! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tobias is back, and there's a chase afoot! A hork-bajir races through the forest, pursued by...yeerks? Join Vivian, Kate, and Nobody to talk about Keeping Secrets From Your Friends, Trixie From Speed Racer, and the Good Ol' Yeerks club!Check out our patreon at patreon.com/usweirdoscast, where you can get the advance feed of this very show-subscribers get to listen three months early! We also offer other stuff, like weekly let's plays and queer book reviews!We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us @UsWeirdos on Cohost, or on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on cohost and bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! They also appear every Tuesday at 6pm eastern for Mutants in the Now, a TMNT inspired game! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/allonthetablerpgs or at youtube.com/@AllOnTheTableRPGs. They're also on an official playtest game for the SAGAs rpg, which airs every other monday at twitch.tv/randomrhapsody! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's time to close out probably the weirdest book we've covered so far, and what better way to do that than with an enormous monster fight! Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Possibly Jack Hanna, What Does A Buffalo Look Like, and Attempting to Devour Johnathan Taylor Thomas! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In our second portion of The Reaction, Rachel learns that she has a very goofy allergy that doesn't make a ton of sense, and proceeds to lie to EVERYONE about it! Join Vivian, Kate, and Nobody to talk about An Extended Discussion of Crocodilian Taxonomy, Fish With Spears, and Betraying Humanity for Fun and Profit!Check out our patreon at patreon.com/usweirdoscast, where you can get the advance feed of this very show-subscribers get to listen three months early! We also offer other stuff, like weekly let's plays and queer book reviews!We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us @UsWeirdos on Cohost, or on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on cohost and bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! They also appear every Tuesday at 6pm eastern for Mutants in the Now, a TMNT inspired game! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/allonthetablerpgs or at youtube.com/@AllOnTheTableRPGs. They're also on an official playtest game for the SAGAs rpg, which airs every other monday at twitch.tv/randomrhapsody! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to new book day! It's Rachel's third bite at the apple, and for this one we're diving into the nonsense! Featuring magical crocodile action! Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Nice is Neat, Tim Allen Noise, and Jaguars Is Angels!Check out our patreon at patreon.com/usweirdoscast, where you can get the advance feed of this very show-subscribers get to listen three months early! We also offer other stuff, like weekly let's plays and queer book reviews!We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us @UsWeirdos on Cohost, or on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on cohost and bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! They also appear every Tuesday at 6pm eastern for Mutants in the Now, a TMNT inspired game! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/allonthetablerpgs or at youtube.com/@AllOnTheTableRPGs. They're also on an official playtest game for the SAGAs rpg, which airs every other monday at twitch.tv/randomrhapsody! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's time to bring the time travel adventure to a close, with a raucous wail and a new count established. Hope you like some sci-fi nonsense! Join Kate, Vivian, and Patch to talk about Biollante Lives, Communalism in South American Monkey Colonies, and The Naked Blood Queen!Check out our patreon at patreon.com/usweirdoscast, where you can get the advance feed of this very show-subscribers get to listen three months early! We also offer other stuff, like weekly let's plays and queer book reviews!We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us @UsWeirdos on Cohost, or on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on cohost and bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/allonthetablerpgs or at youtube.com/@AllOnTheTableRPGs. They're also on an official playtest game for the SAGAs rpg, which airs every other monday at twitch.tv/randomrhapsody! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This ep is a little shorter than normal because this book has a weird number of chapters, but that doesn't mean the contents are any less strange! Join Kate, Vivian, and Patch to talk about Literally Out of Pocket, The Sexiest Monkey, and Schrodinger's Poison Tipped Spear!Check out our patreon at patreon.com/usweirdoscast, where you can get the advance feed of this very show-subscribers get to listen three months early! We also offer other stuff, like weekly let's plays and queer book reviews!We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us @UsWeirdos on Cohost, or on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on cohost and bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/allonthetablerpgs or at youtube.com/@AllOnTheTableRPGs. They're also on an official playtest game for the SAGAs rpg, which airs every other monday at twitch.tv/randomrhapsody! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Book eleven opens with some timestamps, for some reason! Jake is having weird visions, but what's going on in the local grocery store? Is he fit to be in the field? Join Kate, Vivian, and Patch to talk about Square Dance Requiem, the Weast Coast, and the Animorph Chain of Command!Check out our patreon at patreon.com/usweirdoscast, where you can get the advance feed of this very show-subscribers get to listen three months early! We also offer other stuff, like weekly let's plays and queer book reviews!We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us @UsWeirdos on Cohost, or on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on cohost and bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/allonthetablerpgs or at youtube.com/@AllOnTheTableRPGs. They're also on an official playtest game for the SAGAs rpg, which airs every other monday at twitch.tv/randomrhapsody! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In the last segment of The Android, it's time for Erek to get his hands (paws?) dirty. The pemalite crystal is threatened, but is saving it worth the cost? Is taking away a culture's identity worth recovering yet another weapon? Marco sure thinks so! Join Vivian, Kate, and Patch to talk about If It Sucks Just Wipe Your Memory, That's Not How Morphing Works, and That's Gonna Be Back In Like Three Days, Tops!Check out our patreon at patreon.com/usweirdoscast, where you can get the advance feed of this very show-subscribers get to listen three months early! We also offer other stuff, like weekly let's plays and queer book reviews!We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us @UsWeirdos on Cohost, or on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on cohost and bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/allonthetablerpgs or at youtube.com/@AllOnTheTableRPGs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ancient Aliens! The Secrets of History Revealed! Also a dude who talks too much about how he knew Shakespeare! In the second part of The Android, we're gonna get introduced to some wild concepts, and just *way* too many dogs! Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about It's All About Family, See?, The Android Pooper Scooper Brigade, and Dear God, What Did They Do To Those Wolves???Check out our patreon at patreon.com/usweirdoscast, where you can get the advance feed of this very show-subscribers get to listen three months early! We also offer other stuff, like weekly let's plays and queer book reviews!We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us @UsWeirdos on Cohost, or on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on cohost and bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/allonthetablerpgs or at youtube.com/@AllOnTheTableRPGs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back for Marco's second bite of the apple, and it gets weird right away. First we're going to a concert, and then we'll learn a little about how the physics of morphing works! Join Kate, Patch, and Vivian to talk about Understanding Offspring, Doing a Wizard Voice, and Minding Your Wads!Check out our patreon at patreon.com/usweirdoscast, where you can get the advance feed of this very show-subscribers get to listen three months early! We also offer other stuff, like weekly let's plays and queer book reviews!We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us @UsWeirdos on Cohost, or on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on cohost and bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/allonthetablerpgs or at youtube.com/@AllOnTheTableRPGs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Things are getting a little over the top as the yeerk exploration of illegal logging practices revs up to full speed. It's just...it seems a little looney tunes though? Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Cassie's Guilt Meter, That's Not How Skunks Work, and An Extremely Brief Discussion of an Extremely Small Part of Buddhist Philosophy With Regard to Nature!Check out our patreon at patreon.com/usweirdoscast, where you can get the advance feed of this very show-subscribers get to listen three months early! We also offer other stuff, like weekly let's plays and queer book reviews!We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us @UsWeirdos on Cohost, or on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on cohost and bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/allonthetablerpgs or at youtube.com/@AllOnTheTableRPGs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's time for Cassie's second turn at the wheel as we dive into the strangeness that is The Secret! the Yeerks are getting into logging, and worse...they're doing it *legally*. Time for the kids to mess up a perfectly legit business operation! Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Zoro Onepiece, Termite Grammar, and Definitely Not Morphing for Personal Reasons!Check out our patreon at patreon.com/usweirdoscast, where you can get the advance feed of this very show-subscribers get to listen three months early! We also offer other stuff, like weekly let's plays and queer book reviews!We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us @UsWeirdos on Cohost, or on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on cohost and bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/allonthetablerpgs or at youtube.com/@AllOnTheTableRPGs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.