The Bach Boys

Bust out the Trazodone and call your general physician, it’s time for another episode of The Bach Boys! Sorry we’re a few hours late, in another reality this episode was on time and therefore is in ours as well if you think about actually. Sorry, our grandmas sat on us one too many times as babies. Follow The Bach Boys on Instagram (@thebachboys) and TikTok (@thebachboys6)!

Come along with The Bach Boys this week as we ponder the dystopian future of residential living for adult babies. We also scroll through our Bachelor Nation adjacent Instagram feed and- Oh! There's a special twist on what everybody's really here for this week. ;) Hehe. JK. No but fr. Anyway, follow us on Instagram (@thebachboys) and TikTok (@thebachboys6)!

If you're a fan of Tom Bergeron, then you have a lot to look forward to this episode. If not, there's other stuff too like archaeology, Kaitlyn Bristowe, and ads. Follow The Bach Boys on Instagram (@thebachboys) and TikTok (@thebachboys6)!

Memorial Day has always been a special day for The Bach Boys so we paid tribute the only way we know how: by bringing the heat with a fi fi new episode yo! Join Jake C. and Ryan S. on a brief (sub 50 minute) journey to a galaxy far far away becuase, in space, Alfonso Ribeiro can hear you scream [laugh]. Follow The Bach Boys on Instagram (@thebachboys) and TikTok (@thebachboys6)!

The censors are off today so Jake C. And Ryan S. can really let loose! Their jokes may be impractical but the potential impacts of The Bach Boys' particle acceleration experiments on the space time continuum are very real! The Tom Hanks movie we’re talking about in the end is called Here (2024) btw. Follow The Bach Boys on Instagram (@thebachboys) and TikTok (@thebachboys6).

On tonight’s episode of The Bach Boys, the Boys cope with the re-cancellation of Taylor Frankie Paul’s Bachelorette season with more nonsense and more America’s Funniest Home Videos. Listen and find out who The Bach Boys newest persona non grata is, what Diane Keaton’s estate is doing for a quick buck, and how The Bach Boys could’ve saved the Titan submarine. Follow The Bach Boys on Instagram (@thebachboys) and TikTok (@thebachboys6)!

Taylor Frankie Paul returns? Alfonso Ribeiro tells his longest joke yet? Take notes Bach Boys Nation! There will be a quiz on the material learned in tonight’s episode, as well as homework :) ! Follow The Bach Boys on Instagram (@thebachboys) and TikTok (@thebachboys6)!

Did you think you'd hear about Hannah Brown's reproductive system, faster than the speed of light tachyon particles, and the 1983 John Hughes' classic "Mr. Mom" all in the same place this morning? Well, it all starts right now on The Bach Boys. Follow The Bach Boys on Instagram (@thebachboys) and TikTok (@thebachboys6).

The Bachelorette is so back! In conversation, not on TV. It seems like every Bachelor Alum and local toddler was at Coachella this weekend and The Bach Boys have all the tea on that and, of course, AFV. Follow us on Instagram (@thebachboys) and TikTok (@TheBachBoys6).

The Boys hit their stride when Casey S. returns to compound to discuss the ongoing Taylor Frankie Paul controversy, do some listmaxxing, and shine a light on awe inspiring emerging technologies! Follow us on Instagram (@thebachboys) and TikTok (@thebachboys6)!

The Bach Boys discuss their transition from a Bachelor recap show to a new format, their many revenue streams, and Alfonso Ribeiro's self esteem. The conversation covers a range of topics with included visual aids, professional audio cues, and realistic doorbell impressions. Follow us on Instagram (@thebachboys) and TikTok (@thebachboys6)!

The Bach Boys are joined by old friends and even older sponsors to discuss The Bachelorette, whatever aired in its place, and Singapore. It all starts right now. Instagram: @thebachboysTikTok: @thebachboys6

The Bach Boys return to cover Taylor Frankie Paul's promising season of The Bachelore-Oh. Nevermind. Instagram: @thebachboysTikTok: @thebachboys6

Well, it’s been a hell of ride, Bach Boys Nation! Thank you for your patronage. For your support. For your time. Your tears. Your love. Your listens. The first half of the episode is a nice return to form skewering Pete, his mother, and her gimp. We wish them the contractually obligated best. The second half though? Well, the second half is a litte something special, just for you: Our devoted fans. So long. Farewell. Auf Wiedersehen. Good night! www.BachBoys.net

The Boys keep it classy in this, the most calm and respectful Boys Tell All yet. Listen as they gracefully rise above the roar of the transient scum below (which apparently is most of Bachelor Nation according to those nasty DMs they Rachel Lindsay showed us). Listen to the soothing, agreeable tones of three Boys who you can just tell really get it. These ladies may be stinkie trash , it’s true. But where there’s trash, there’s gotta be people to clean it up. You’re welcome! www.BachBoys.net

Poor Madison. No amount of Dad’s special training could prepare such a pure body and soul for the crushing disappointment of Peter crushing a disappointment of a person like Victoria F. Also Hannah Anne is there and she’s looking VERY tan! We’re almost there, gang. Let’s get through this together. www.BachBoys.net