The Backwoods Boogeymen Podcast

Rollicking rock rucking reprobates and a broke leg witch

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY! For America’s Big 250th I dive into the life, legend, and bewildering burial of Continental General “Mad” Anthony Wayne! So clean your large and suspiciously body-sized pots and secure your load on this episode of The Backwoods Boogeymen Podcast! Also check out Cordis Loud, for no other reason than I think this is hilarious https://youtube.com/shorts/twJ...

From Terrible Tetrapods to Ridiculous Raptors, do diminutive dinos really roam the American west?

Killer Clowns and Black Hellhounds! Wow that rhymed so well didn’t it I’m so incredible

From historical relevance to a murderous witch! Blood’s Point of northern Illinois has it all on this history and legend heavy episode of The Backwoods Boogeymen Podcast!

See that groaty lookin idiot? Pretty nasty looking right? Also a good natured mothman and some werewolves. Check out The Cemetery Shrooms Podcast with Earyaan and me! https://open.spotify.com/show/...

Cause the eyes of a ranger are upon you, Anything you do he’s gonna see, When you’re in Texas look behind you, Cause that’s where the Ranger’s gonna be

The “Seven Gates of Hell” and Acid Bridge in Collinsville Illinois! I apologize I’m very tired I want to go to bed

Dogman and dryads and Bigfoot oh my! Cemetery Shrooms

Also a stargazing Sasquatch and double the dogmen

Come one, come all, fair maids and fellows for a Herculean helping of harrowing history from the late 18th and very early 19th centuries including ravenous wildmen, bugling boogers and the perturbing pelting of a particularly pestiferous primate!

Unfortunately calibers weren’t specified in any of these but I think you’ll enjoy it nonetheless Bobby

Maybe you’ll find it interesting maybe you won’t but there’s beheadings and civil war talk

The tape worm of the nether realms, tonight, on The Backwoods Boogeymen Podcast! Hotdogs

Perhaps they’re not all true, but perhaps they’re not all false… Also check out the excellent podcast Chumming With The Spirits and leave them a review telling them the all mighty handsome young master Jebediah sent you! https://open.spotify.com/show/... The moon is fake there is no Artemis II launch Not A Space Agency is lying lies at us again hahaha fakeness! Lies! More gay than the D-W Conspiracy Shack!

From Jenny Trayer’s brat child, the Carn Uny and Sancreed Holy Wells, to how to cook a child, this is The Backwoods Boogeymen Podcast!

Exploding horses, exploding hogs, I know the secret, to tasty hotdogs. See what I did there? That’s what they call a Rhyme, Jack.

Did the foggy lowlands of 16th century Scotland harbor an inbred clan of man eating cannibals, or was it just the British? Find out (or maybe not) tonight, on The Backwoods Boogeymen Podcast! Also buy some hand-crafted stuffies from Cryptid Comforts!https://linktr.ee/cryptidcomfo...

There were also things I wanted to hunt down and murder but you’ll have to listen for that! (Bwahahaha)

This is episode 52 that got trashed for some reason and I’m blaming it on Isreal but I recorded it again and it’s redux, reduxed, reduxidated, you’re welcome peasants.

Episode 52 was trash. And I apologize. Maybe I’ll fix it. Maybe not.

What does Eddie Hall, a small chunky man with a pink beard and newts and pepperochinis have in common?!? Nothing except this episode of The Backwoods Boogeymen Podcast!!! Check out THE SHACK!!!https://podcasts.apple.com/us/... Buy STUFF!!!https://www.cryptidsofthecorn.... Check out these pesky JAYHAWKERS!!!https://podcasts.apple.com/us/...

Close the curtains, don’t whistle in the dark and don’t let the Phantasmal cooking canine whack you with a frying pan! Don’t strap meat to your dog ether.

I have got wood boogers. I have got all the wood boogers. You may have none.

Stay tuned for self storage shenanigans from the nether-realms

From early twentieth century Iowa comes one of the most interesting if little known tales of demonic possession, a young woman, a bad ass priest and more demons than you can shake a stick at

Moun mòn ki nan frizè yo! Granmoun ki nan frizè! Mwen gen yon Chrysler 300 ak 17 poud vyann poche nan kòf la ak twa galon alkòl ilegal pou ou Earyaan.

As soon as you bat an eye at that thing he went zoom. It troubles me greatly. Click below to see the fantastic disjointed wolf child of Saladillo!https://youtu.be/JjRfNCD1TbY?s...

What exactly was seen on that fateful day in the darkest depths of the ocean? Well… fish. But they were weird fish.

I’m sick I sounded horrible and I couldn’t speak and I apologize. Anyway the cover image is the picture that was submitted with the second story.

One to lick your spoons and one to lick your bowls, And a giant cat to eat you if your clothes have holes! Well that kinda rhymed. Find out what each lad does so very well on this very merry Christmas episode of The Backwoods Boogeymen Podcast! Merry Christmas to everyone and may you be blessed in the coming year when I will join you again! P.S. I wanted to credit the artist of the Yule Cat picture I used for the cover image but I couldn’t find an attributed artist, so whoever you are, thank you!

From decapitation to disembowelment, and virtual reality bloody heaps of guts, was it a terminator? A traitor? Half wolf and half machine?!?! Find out tonight, on The Backwoods Boogeymen Podcast!

The Beast of Orléans, Cévennes, Gard & Virarais, and how to make a stylish tote from the skin of a child, Tonight on The Backwoods Boogeymen Podcast!

From dead children to dead children and other dead children, what roams Zombie Road? And is it dead children?

Join me tonight as we dive down the rabbit hole (or should I say any hole?) of the Abatwa, the little known about them and how they became so misunderstood. But they’re jerks so who cares just step on them.

Tonight we embark on a magnificent midwestern menagerie of malignant magnitude of frightfully Fiendish flying foes frolicking far above the fields! From incredulously airborne instruments to violently volitant vehicular villains, these arboreal abominations will have you hurdling to the hyperbolic hills! I do not obfuscate you! I only give you 25 minute rants!

Tonight I’m joined by special guest and fellow podcaster Jason to talk about the Scottish Urisk! Setting Urisks on fire and other sundry things which can be done to Urisks including slavery and setting them on fire! Be on the lookout for Jason’s soon to be released podcast Cryptids of the Lord! Under the umbrella of Fatmucket Studios and the two shifty Ohioans of Cryptids of the Corn!

***FOUL LANGUAGE WARNING *** Tonight I’m joined by Dale to talk about his lifelong experiences with the bizarre, from sentient shadows to haunting humanoids, it’s an episode jam packed with the strange, unusual, and downright terrifying! Dale is also the FIRST GUEST on the show for which he deserves the highest praise!!! If you want to be on the show reach out to me on Facebook, I’m the admin of the group The Backwoods Boogeymen Podcast so you can find me there, rather it’s first hand experiences, family folklore or a local legend hit me up I would love to hear about it!

It’s a horse it’s a man it’s a violent evil water spirit reeking death and destruction!

A freezing winter night, a scampering creature in the corner of a cabin, and a supper one man would live just long enough to regret. This is, the story of The Taily-Po.

From highlands to hollers, history to haints, the evolution from ancient Celtic festivals to modern day celebrations and how to Catholic Church brought the devil into Halloween. 🎃👻👹

Get a goat and a nice sharp knife and get ready to summon some demons on this episode of The Backwoods Boogeymen Podcast!

The Puca, Dullahan, and Sluagh, who may or may not result in becoming Elf Addled. There’s also an insidious entity making raucous noise outside the window.

I talked about stuff but there was a cricket yelling at me I forgot my drink oh lord he took it hostage the cricket has my doctor pepper this is not good not good at all

The Am Fear Liath Mór, or Grey Man, is a bipedal, sasquatch like creature from the Cairngorm mountains of Scotland, known for running off unwanted visitors with a eerie feeling and sometimes even a bulletproof charge! So grab your hiking boots and maybe a Webley on this episode of The Backwoods Boogeymen Podcast!

Repugnant ruminants consuming the craniums of kiddos, they took the 3:10 to Yuma to see Johnny, and Jeb’s camel concerns, ~~~Brought to you by Bodil Schmidt-Nielsen lager, made of the finest imported hops and rye~~~ _ _| |_ (^•^) ( • )

I wanna talk about Bigfoot because Bigfoot makes me happy, Bigfoot should make you happy too. Prayers for the family of Dr. Jeffery Meldrum, Jeff was a giant in the field who’s left massive shoes to fill and he will be greatly missed.

This was gonna be a tales of terror but I changed my mind, excuse me, the guest room demon says I have to go feed crows pizza on my back porch now.