The Bad Good Parent

On this week’s episode I’m joined by a certified Jordan hater, Allan Cunningham. We discuss Allan’s hate for Jordan, having kids 27 years apart, being the oldest parent at the playground, seeing a 9 year old pick up the slack for their pothead parents, and furnishing your house with Dollar Store items.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the man who has been through it all, Alex Hooper. We discuss Alex going through the ringer, following amazing comedians when no one else wants to, the pains of trying to have a kid, having stipulations when giving someone something, having parents that are too supportive, cursing out a baby, and betting on sperm while your kid holds your smokes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode I’m joined by my fellow NYer, Tori Piskin. We discuss what it’s like having a NY Jewish mom, wedding prep, believing in books, getting your feelings out, rocking the Golden Girls haircut, and losing your kid at an arcade on purpose.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode I’m joined by a fellow brother in wrestling, Bryson Banks. We discuss the jiu jitsu/wrestling/boxing life, experiencing racism by accident, getting scared straight when you’re not gay, using psychology to guilt your parents, and abandoning your kid after stealing from them. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the hot sauce man, David Yates. We discuss working in a rehab facility near where Nicole Brown Simpson was murdered, being a creative racist, being spanked with a personalized weapon made specifically for you, and bathing your child in a car wash.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the host of Sexy/Funny/Raw, the one and only, Silvia Saige. We discuss getting old and maintaining our old bodies, getting high and drunk on stage, watching your parent get arrested, being scared of sex, and getting hammered while your baby patiently waits for you behind the bar. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the host of Dogma Debate, Michael Regillio. We discuss religion, navigating through the comedy and film industry, Ai taking our jobs, having teachers recognize your greatness, and adopting kids to create a league of thieves. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode I’m joined by one of the funniest dude’s out there right now, Frankie Quinones. We discuss getting a hoodrat pregnant, getting punked on April Fools Day, making your kids walk home in order to build a relationship, and walking in on your kid watching classic porn. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the fellow boxing homie, Malik Bazille. We talk about the good-old-days at the Wild Card Boxing Club, sparring with Mario Lopez, holding Matthew Mcconaughey’s kid for a pic, having tennis rackets for shoes, having Jeff Bezos as a client, being a bad dog parent, avoiding Whole Foods for an entire year out of shame, and starting fights in order to get new video games. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the homie, and the creator of This Fool on Hulu, Chris Estrada. We talk about the life our parents had before they had us, buying a house from a racist, having anxiety and not knowing it, lying to your kids to keep up appearances, and watching your dog mercy kill other animals.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode I’m joined by my favorite brothers in the business, the Sklar Brothers. We talk about what it’s like when your kid has a reality check in a sport, becoming an empty nester, learning to be resilient, having an M3 for just a minute, almost ruining a family vacation by pleasing everyone, and having your ninja of a neighbor pick your lock in order to save your baby.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the homie Skyler Stone. We discuss my medical history, I accidentally lie about why I had surgery on my UCL (IT WAS MY DAUGHTER JUMPING DOWN THE STAIRS), Skyler’s kid can never take Claritin due to being traumatized, he makes his kid smell his dumps and armpits, and we find out that laziness causes cancer.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode I’m joined by another dope comedian, Sean Porter. We discuss the behind the scenes of booking shows in LA, tough lessons from immigrant parents, trying to live in a war torn country rather than coming back to Detroit, meeting the Vietnamese Oprah, and screaming at your deaf kid. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the homie, and dope comedian, Feraz Ozel. We discuss traveling while being a minority, being the first minority someone dates, sticking up for Stephen Hawking, figure skating on a budget, and being okay with a small penis.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode I’m joined by a fellow stay at home dad, Jamie Kaler. We discuss doing real material to a crowd work crowd, bullying kids on Roblox, the influence kids have on other kids, withholding acai from your kids, and not being able to get your willy out at church.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the party animal herself, Pink Foxx. We discuss her two specials dropping, partying with porn stars, getting high by proximity to Doug Benson, dodging bullets in order to get some chips, having respect for the OG on the block, and dealing with one of Bebe’s kids.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode I’m joined by my good homie, the super talented, Mary Lynn Rajskub. We discuss how fantastic of a mom Mary Lynn is, letting your kid eat enough candy for them to develop explosive diarrhea, throwing up on the ferris wheel while your wife laughs at you, and we laugh at kids that pee on each other. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the wonderful Amy Anderson. Amy and I discuss what it’s like being an actor in Hollywood and the hoops you have to jump through. We touch on what it’s like raising a child on set, not teaching your kid basic life skills, being mistaken for an adult film actress, and we discuss the superhuman stomach of a kid that drinks poop water.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode I’m joined by a vet in the game, back for the second time, Shang. We discuss what we comics go through while being parents, like bringing your kid to a bar show, your kids having their first drink with a degenerate comedian, we talk about leaving your kid at the mall, understanding why some parents leave, having the sex talk early, and being surprised by the size of a condom.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode I’m joined by a staple in the LA comedy scene, Ruben Paul. We discuss Ruby Tuesdays out here at the Laugh Factory, getting complimented by Bill Burr, eating out of a garbage can, weird rules at an elementary school, and kids having a sex toy fight. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the good homie, Faysal Lawrence. We discuss performing with your Johnson out, we learn about the wide variety of Semites, getting beat up by the kid version of Drago, we question the security at some elementary schools, and we clarify the difference in sex toys. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the heavyweight champ of Roast Battle, Nate Welch. We talk about getting to roast Tom Brady because, having kids by proxy, throwing away a PS5 out of spite, learning that your own kids know how to push your buttons better than anyone else, and having to be the parent because your parents don’t want to be. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the new dad, Brenton Biddlecombe. We talk about the nightmare of a pregnancy Brenton’s wife went through, having a diet filled with Shake Shack, getting over-promised but under-delivered with home improvement, having no bathroom with a newborn baby, and being afraid of everything because you’ve never been outside.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode I’m joined by my sneaker buddy, Mona Mira. We talk about freeing the boob, breastfeeding a stranger’s baby, being scarred by seeing dead people, boobs and bad luck, being demoralized by your kids, and having your kids read “girly magazines.”  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the alway awesome, Jill Kimmel. We talk about doing clean comedy, sending titty pics to old fans, stockpiling fails and bombarding your parent with them all at once, eating cat treats, and pushing your kids into traffic.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the lovely, and very busy, Alexis Prigo. We talk about shaving booty holes, tying tubes, I try to convince Alexis not to have any kids, lying about the Tooth Fairy, praying over a soft taco, and spilling hot gravy on your kid.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode I’m joined by my buddy, comedian Adam Freeman. We talk about giving money to charities collected from stripper’s butt holes, ignoring your child’s birthday in order to record this episode, creating a theme park in your child’s room, learning respect by getting beat up by Mike Tyson, and becoming a chain smoker at 9.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode I’m joined by a good buddy of mine, Jake Gallo. We talk about eating Mr. Softee in the middle of winter, going trick or treating while drinking beer and doing blow, taking a dump on Nancy Reagan’s toilet by accident, and getting beat up by a teenager as a grown ass man in front of your wife.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode I’m joined by my homie, the always funny Willie Simon. We talk about holding onto the hate we have for bullies, shitting on your kids dreams in order to keep them out of show business, kissing your dad on the lips, eating ass in school, wanting to die instead of having strep throat, having your bully save your life by beating you up, and having your parents pay your medical bills for the rest of your life. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode I’m joined by one of my dearest LA friends and one of her friends, writers from Sydney to the Max on Disney, Heather Wood and Maegan McConnell. We talk about Long Island weddings, lying at auditions to get the part, leaving your 9 year old kid home while you go on spring break, giving your 16 year old kid a Ferrari because you don’t care about his life, having your white wife drive in order to avoid tickets, and bringing your dog to the pediatrician while leaving your kid on a leash at home.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode I’m joined by one of my most cheerful friends, you know her from Tosh.O, Madison Sinclair. We talk about lumpy boobs, being told you could lose some weight in the most passive aggressive way possible, playing cornhole with fake boobs instead of beanbags, telling a woman she’s pregnant when she’s not, being a creepy old man buying little girl’s underwear, tricking your father into admitting he cheated, breaking up with your child on twitter, and traumatizing your kid with trichinosis.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode I’m joined by an old comedy friend, Brian Kiley. We talk about doing clean comedy for a church crowd, vs doing dick jokes for the troops, we talk about doing blow off of nipples, never having covid, the escape you get when your kid goes to sleep, pretending you’re not going to die to keep your kid fooled, teaching your child about your prostate, and serving urinal cakes for dessert.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the homie David C. Smalley, and his lovely daughter, Talissa Smalley. We ambush Talissa with 80s and 90s references, she talks to us about cleaning up the drugs at the creek with leaves, David makes Talissa fly with no water, we learn that poop is a boundary that kids won’t cross, we talk about launching frogs, Talissa mistakes My Pet Monster with Grimace, and we talk about the perils of gambling with your kids.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the best hugger in the business, comedian Jen Murphy. I depress everyone as I talk about the time a cop made me almost poop myself, Jen talks about forgetting to make a human, we talk about sex in the nursing home, getting free donuts as a kid, forgetting you’re babysitting your own child, playing Call of Duty while your child is left in the car, playing chicken with the elevator doors, and scarring your kid for life all for some popcorn. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode I’m joined by an old college homie, Lauryn Khan. We discuss how resilient kids can be, so feel free to toss your kids around to test it out, we talk about being held hostage by your kid’s nap time, how the second kid gets the worst of us, how us dad’s need a special insurance to protect ourselves from our own kids, we talk about the reason why glitter should be outlawed, locking your kid in the room until they piss themselves, and giving your kid alcohol to really calm them down. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the owner of the hot new comedy club in LA called the Kookaburra Lounge, Katie Cazorla. We discuss how hard it is to sell tickets in LA, staying in a hot car during the 80s, eating candy cigarettes, dipping Big League Chew, making references to horrific events in order to scare your kids, finding success on Only Fans thanks to the pandemic, and giving your kid a sugary alcohol drink as a treat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the host of Magic Mike on the Vegas strip, Jaclyn Marfuggi. We discuss doing comedy while dicks are swinging, I find out what cum gutters are, we revel in our love of a big boob, we talk about how crazy women get at a strip club, wrecking your parent’s house with a house party and lying to the cops about it, losing your virginity in a finished basement, making the ultimate mistake and having twins, and packing your kid in your suitcase instead of your clothes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode I’m joined by my very funny buddy, Jason Cheny. We discuss being jealous of people who didn’t have a dad, flying to different nations in order to take advantage of cheaper health care, messing up with your kid so bad that you think about it every day, saving up your anger to release it once a year, resisting eating your dog, screaming insults while taking a dump, and wondering where your kid learned to call people a whore. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the homie, Matty Chymbor. We discuss being 90 with a two year old, growing apart from your spouse, being raised in an all girl environment, being provided a rape whistle because your mom doesn’t view you as a real man, cross dressing at a young age, sleeping when your kid sleeps, and finding out how difficult it is to get Sharpie out of carpet.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode I’m joined by my good friend, son of Sultan, Kira Soltanovich. We discuss being traded for bread, we prematurely pronounce Jimmy Carter as dead, using slang to keep up with your own kids, being Jewish by face only, being concerned your kid isn’t cleaning their ass, monitoring the things your kids google, we talk Pokemon shock, being deprived sex because of your child, and leaving your kid alone in order to rub one out. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode I’m joined by my buddy, Vinny Fasline. We discuss never congratulating a girl about her pregnancy until the baby pops out, dealing with the death of a parent by telling jokes about it, trying to fool your parent who is way smarter than you, coming to the realization that your parent is a good parent and you’re just a shitty kid, taking over your kid’s naughty phone calls, and locking your kid out of the bathroom until they shit themselves. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the lovely, Laurie Douglas. We discuss being too old for Vegas, getting so drunk you don’t remember your own wedding, girls devolving the drunker they get, choosing to freeze your eggs over getting a new car, robbing your local grocery store and blaming your pet monkey, and missing your child’s end of the year class meeting and blaming your child for it to relieve your own guilt.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode, for the second time, I’m joined by the homie, Jay Washington. We discuss the hold our kids have over us, the countdown parents have when they see graduation around the corner, preparing my award speech years in advance, Jay’s daughter attempting to floss in front of her friends, knowing what the parents are by their style of discipline, and learning to fart on your mom because dad taught you how to.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode I’m joined by another homie of mine, comedian Jamario McClain. We discuss being black on a cruise ship and how our ancestors haunt us, fearing your parents, getting spanked so badly that you have to go to the hospital, having the cops wake up your parents, getting blocked by your kids on Instagram, getting recorded by your kids as you discipline them, and leaving your kid on the escalator by themselves.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the homie, JD Witherspoon. We discuss our love for video games, being honest about the selfishness of being a parent, not giving up your window seat to your kids, being the black kid that’s bad at basketball, shitting in John Witherspoon’s Porsche, taking a shit while sleep walking, learning to knock to avoid seeing your parents having sex, and being sad you can’t sleep together as a family.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the lovely Audrey Stewart. We discuss the age at which you’re going to too many weddings, using your kids to get you out of anything, being good friends with covid and roaches, wanting to have kids in order to give of yourself, never crying as a kid, finding treasure in baby fat rolls, pinching fat babies, delivering bad news in the weirdest way, getting shampoo wasted, washing your hands in a stream of pee, and enjoying water sports. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this very special episode I’m joined by my wife, Meghan Greaves. We discuss the Mandela effect, I screw up and say that Sinbad had mental issues, but I really meant medical issues, (we love you Sinbad), we talk about Betsy Kane being the ultimate super mom, being extra frugal, taking  care of boo boos, rubbing dirt on a stabbed eye, driving to the hospital between pregnancies, letting your kid fall off the bed, trying new stuff out on your kid only for them to drop the “f” bomb on you, having your kid call your bluff, and sending your wife some pics of large chested women from Instagram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode I’m joined by one of the best sound guys in the business, Rocky Roberts. We discuss being in the Navy, doing bringer shows, not understanding the Scottish accent, equating violins with homosexuality, having a hot ass, faking the musical funk, spending too much time at Target, kids having no filters, and figuring out that your kid is a future comedian.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the good homie, Danny Jolles. We discuss how dogs are the same as babies, wetting the bed, wrapping your head around wanted kids when you really didn’t want kids, growing to love Bluey, therapy turning you against your parents, avoiding your horny teacher, envying Ryan Razinski, giving your kid decaf coffee, and raising a little Bill Burr. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the homie, Justin Foster. We discuss IG hoes, being mature like J Cole, Drake being embarrassed by Kendrick, giving your mom no grand-kids, having a crack head father, being afraid of heights, throwing up at Disney, using “turkey” as a derogatory term instead of dick, and having a cursing purge in your bedroom as a kid.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices