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The Balcony Brothers

by The Balcony Brothers

Four ΦMA fraternity brothers shoot the spiders on The [email protected]

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Episodes

  1. Ep. 65: Campus Wawa, Toy Appreciation, and DSi Dreams

    Oh don’t y’all worry, we talk about The Lighthouse this episode as well. Noah woke up and cried, I thought it was fine though.

  2. Ep. 64: Tally Marks, Reddit Answers, and It’s Better than Kissing

    Better on the back than the ass that's what I always say

  3. Ep. 63: Niche Fart Comedy, Popular Safe Words, and Water Park Lemonade

    this episode is entirely about piss

  4. Ep. 62: Cheese Pyramids, Big Wheel, and My Favorite Horse

    this episode is not about piss

  5. Ep. 61: Video Calls, Straighty Dayfo, and Avoid Air Moons

    yes I did change my snapchat username

  6. Ep. 60: Under the Hutch, Flak Jacket Date, and Takehome Pickle Buckets

    I’m a sleep number six hundred, I got planes boats and people. On this episode everybody gets trains

  7. Ep. 59: Goodman, Mason, Dean

    Our good ol’ buddy ol’ pal Mason joins us this episode to discuss trolling chess grandmasters, fake snow, and Hawaii airport longboarding.

  8. Ep. 58: Gimme Dat, Podcast Age, and a Half Gallon of Lick Me All Over

    Well, how close can you get? We should build a spider farm

  9. Ep. 57: Trough Location, Up Tree, and The Fleshless Horse

    This one’s gonna be about 10 degrees to the Northwest.

  10. Ep. 56: Wabi Parbo, Ägg, and Scuppernongs

    We are living in your walls

  11. Ep. 55: Camspeak, Anosmic Schnoz, and Schrödingers Tardigrades

    Digby Munchcheek owns his own diggery now. Here’s a long one for our absence last week.

  12. Ep. 54: Brown Note, Red Sexy, and Happy New Year

    Anubis says hi and also bit our finger

  13. Ep. 53: Christmas Pickle, Shapeshift Santa, and That's My House

    okay heres the christmas version

  14. Ep. 52: Decentraland, Imaginary Play, and the Metaverse

    Anyone looking for a Sid Meier’s Civiliaztion V Mvemba a Nzinga (Leader of Kongo) steam trading card hmu

  15. Ep. 51: Martian Parkour, Bullying Escapades, and Mr. Beast Burger

    How did Hubert find out? Who is Hubert?

  16. Ep. 50: Thank You, Tricycle Woman, and Noah’s Magnum Opus

    Clay needs dodgeball lessons. xD

  17. Ep. 49: Lawyers Only, Floating, and Ghost Powers

    Earlier, at dinner, I shit my pants. David Hole dug me out of that one, which is the only way to drink Guinness.

  18. Ep. 48: Horse Run, CatDog, Mouth Open

    If you look out the window to your right, you can see Charlie Chaplin running like a horse. On your left you could catch a glimpse of Common Cold Risk: Beneficial. Your mom is over there.

  19. Ep. 47: New Hamblurger, Default Root, and Zamboni DMVs

    Hey!! The Hambargler snatched the Root object and is getting away on the Zamboni! Stop listening to Carly Rae Jepsen's masterwork Emotion and hit the win button

  20. Ep. 46: True Crime, Cheese Class, and Dream Pufferfish Rotation

    Watch this episode to help us get onto the flat earth society’s wikipedia bio. Turkey leg turkey leg turkey leg

  21. Ep. 45: Spaceshuttle Skull, Sweet Dreams, and a Comically Long Nerf Dart

    Do we get to keep his bird? There are many mouse turd. Some of this is real dog, Edgar Allen Joe the frog.

  22. Ep. 44: Man with The Bag, Soaking, and Ninety-Six

    Can you imagine how wrinkly this hand is? Bug.

  23. Ep. 43: Florida Moose, Puce, and Fourteenth Century Pirate Life

    I saw the chips coming out of the orion, off the moose gate… all these moments fade in time, like a [moose] sloose in the rain… in the rain… -ballin’ for stew

  24. Ep. 42: Man or Muppet, John Dis, and Noah’s First Episode

    Dopamine Dump sounds like a Mario Kart map. Anyway, all aboard the flesh boat! The captain recognizes our new fourth host, Noah Shaw. The captain does not recognize Connor, as he thinks body wash is better than normal person soap.

  25. Ep. 41: Moose Nøøse, Battle Chickens, and Megatherium

    Maybe we’ll get shadowbanned but it was too good not to use. Our new fourth host joins us next week!

  26. Ep. 39 & 40: Josh Leaves, Josh is Going Away, and This is Josh’s Last Episode

    People dont watch us to listen to us do us do math, but they do watch Josh. Unfortunately he has to leave the show, but he will always hold the remote for the balcony’s lights in our hearts.

  27. Ep. 38: Italian Walken, Lion Hole, and Yummy Paintball

    We answer the age-old question that has already been answered but ours is better.

  28. Ep. 37: Banksy, Shi Hao Xia, and Hogeway Dementia Village

    This door is locked, you should go find another door. Or you could just shred, but then we will know you are Banksy. I think he shredded our outro actually, I couldn't find it anywhere.

  29. Ep. 36: Carpet Samples, Local All-Chat, and Microwave Power Levels

    What is the optimal power level for microwaving pizza? If you've never asked this question to yourself, please listen through to the very end of the episode to learn how pregnancy tests work.

  30. Ep. 35: Fish Food, Swallow Cooldown, and the Golden Corale Adventure

    Corey there is chess in this episode, and it’s bloody raw. For the rest of you, however, there is a juice bar - you have been warned.

  31. Ep. 34: AE$OP Racky, Forty-hand Long-balls, and the Tardigrade Itch

    Some say Big Jake could have won the title. Unfortunately, there was some plot armor, a zebra and catapults involved so he ended up getting destroyed. If only he had enlisted the help of the wiggly ones...

  32. Ep. 33: Quid Pro, BonoboCop, and the Clown Reward Program

    Listening to this episode will earn you points towards your Clown Rewards, so don't miss! If you are not part of a rewards program yet, stay hidden. You are our last hope. Speak with BonoboCop, if you bribe him with some quid pro you might just make it out of this bull-infested universe.

  33. Ep. 32: Iron Shavings, GPT3, and It's an AI Cortex (Basically)

    What's up Obama? We need some help getting these magnets out of Clay's stomach, just be carful not to smell the ghost.

  34. Ep. 31: Side Soil, Barlow Chimneys, and Putting Yourself on the Map

    The bar may be low, but your ego shouldn't be. Clay's certainly isn't and he's doing pretty well for himself. In this episode we recount some of our tubing adventures and sunburn stories.

  35. Ep. 30: Bogue Magazine, Dolphs, and We Should Build a Spider Farm

    Want your bug-picture featured in Bouge Magazine? You dolphin' on the cover? Idc. We should build a spider farm tho.

  36. Ep. 29: Hot Dog Toaster, HDTO, and a Beach Christmas Pizza Bathroom

    Join our guild in Hot Dog Toaster: Online! You can customize your bathroom to be as diverse as Clay's. Or you can just not have a bathroom because you're a hot dog in an online game called Hot Dog Toaster: Online and there's no reason for you to have a bathroom. This isn't Webkinz.

  37. Ep. 28: Genedaddy, Anime Girl Apocalypse, and Emerald Association Sports

    Too bad EA is taking all of our money and putting it at the bottom of the ocean. What the fish ought to do is build an economy, so they can go to space instead of exploring the surface. They certainly will survive longer in an anime girl apocalypse than we will.

  38. Ep. 27: The Locust Situation, Loose Tiger, and a Whole Mess of Iguanas

    Which is harder to find in a city, a dude or a tiger? Irrelevant. You are screaming because a whole mess of iguanas is coming right at you. Don't worry, I don't think there's a high chance of locusts today.

  39. Ep. 26: Crust Bucket, International Polo, and the Eat Death of Humanity

    Clay will never be a member of the Wellington International Polo Club, but at least he still has his bucket of crust. The rest of us just await the inevitable dawn of horse-civilization, and we don't even get buckets of crust.

  40. Ep. 25: Let There Be Content, Egyptian Pharoah Nuñez - The Horse, and Bloopers

    Oopsie poopsie, we dropped another episode! (Dropped like in the trash garbage) Instead, I prepared a quick nine-minute blooper reel. Oopsie poopsie!

  41. Ep. 24: Restaurant de Gaufres, Clay’s Foam Lime, and Everyone's 10PM Telepoops

    Bro you know I'm on the toilet rn... Anyway we came up with THE winning business plan if you're a Waffle House. Unfortunately it cost us one (1) foam lime and one (1) roller coaster simulator, but its well worth it.

  42. Ep. 23: Crucial Taconess, Wax in His Mouf, and the Fudging of There They’re Thier

    Connor my tacos are just fine without all your fancy creamy sour whatever. And Clayton stop putting wax in yo mouf

  43. Ep. 22: Sun Goop Paper, Coolest Portuguese Words, and Pimp Son of Pimp

    Check your instagram account data folks because the Tallahassee Pimpzord is on the move. You'll have to practice saying "yes" in Portuguese because you can't say no to the Pimp in All White... Let us know if you spot any other colors, seriously.

  44. Ep. 21: Earthstraw, Detective Chimp/Mountain of Love, and Hive Mind Linguistics

    Could the Earth be a straw? What could be Detective Chimp's next adventures after drinking from the fountain of youth? Maybe if you joined the hive you'd find out, sheep. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (brainwaves that you can't understand haha loser)

  45. Ep. 20: The Mockingspider, JFK Logs, and an Impression of Bridget Mendler

    "Oh, yeah, yeah"

  46. Ep. 19: Oops! All REM, Dopamine Slot Machine, and Tasty Very Good Birthday Cake Ice Cream

    We're back! After a long break being stranded on Covid Island, we have returned to the Balcony, albeit with far less money. We discuss how amazing and awesome and delicious and tasty and scrumptious and sweet and awesome and palatable and mouthwatering and flavorful and how generally wonderful…

    more

  47. Ep. 18: White Coffee, Monkey Bar Tutorial Videos, and Your Goverment Sponsored Local Villain

    Six more weeks of winter... you know what that means! In this episode we talk about the things in the title (duh) as well as old computer games that were practically designed to be played during class, as well as the Teratoaster that started the space race.

  48. Ep. 17: Noah’s Yacht, Guthrie’s Sandwich, and Baking Sheet Metal Mining

    We are now rich and have big yacht yay thanks GameStop. In this episode is a very hidden Guthrie's secret revealed, and we also talk about alligators a lot.

  49. Ep. 16: Bear Powered Shits, Deer of Fear, and The Man Who Killed Hitler and Then the Bigfoot

    In this very woodland-themed episode, we take you through a film where Sam Elliott kills Hitler, and then the Bigfoot. Our summary counts for three (3) credit-hours and replaces any necessity to actually watch the film. If this movie was a main character, its bodyguards would be a deer that...

  50. Ep. 15.2: The Fake Episode, Crayon, and the Falling of Bird Bird Stone

    *spore noises*

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