PODCAST · comedy
The Bar is Open with Beth and Greg Podcast
by Beth and Greg
On The Bar is Open we cover fun and weird news from around the world you won’t find on mainstream media twice a week.The Castro Files Podcast cover’s bizarre, weird, and scary stories from around the world once a week.Audio streams are available soon after live recording.
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Gambling Granny! - TBIO 612
Welcome to The Bar is Open! Hello Friday! Tonight we've got an amazing grandma most of us middle aged people can only hope to be when we're in our 80's and locked up in a nursing home. Free Gambling Grandma! Parents are starting to realize all that therapy for their kids might not have been a good idea. Beths got a "Bitches B Stupid" segment, along with Greg having a "Dude does dumb shit with a vacuum" segment. There's so much more! Grab a drink and buckle up. It's gonna get weird! #gamblinggrandma #therapy #stupidpeople #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/
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America's Fittest Cities - TBIO 611
Welcome to The Bar is Open! What are America's Fittest Cities? You may or may not agree with this list. William Shatner is 95 and launching his metal career! Rampage Jackson is assaulted then smacks a dude. Plus, a whole lot more! Grab a mid-summers eve drink, kick back and let's get into it! Happy Wednesday! #weather #travel #dinosaurs #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/
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Is The Weather Really That Bad? TBIO 610
Welcome to The Bar is Open! After all the insane weather, wildfires, polar bear hype, and tornado's, is the weather really getting worse? Let's dive in. Taco Bell lettuce is probably worse for you than the weather. And alligators and crocodiles, they're definitely bad for your health. Have you ever been fired from a job? Plus, a whole bunch of other crazy for this Friday! Grab a beer and let's get this weekend kicked off! #weather #travel #dinosaurs #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/
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The Great San Antonio Twister of 2026 - TBIO 609
Welcome to The Bar is Open! We survived the Great San Antonio Twister of 2026! The storms are real though and the flooding in insane again. World Cup Update! A Houston Pole Dancer destroys her apartment. Old Lady Nancy gets a new license plate fit for Florida! Plus, we've got feel goods, some people getting fired, and a whole lot more! Grab a life raft, a beer, and strap yourself in! #Texas #weather #florida #poledance #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/
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Dude Started a Fire with His Dong - TBIO 608
Welcome to The Bar is Open! It's Friday, you're gonna need a drink for this one. A dude lopped a part of himself off and proceeded to burn party of his parents' home down. We've got a drunk raccoon, a sea lion going back home, Oregon has gone crazier than ever, and a bunch of other wild shit. You might want to bring a couple drinks. Sit back and relax, it's another wild night! #Fire #Oregon #Whatishappening #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/
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Chili's Is The Best - TBIO 607
Welcome to The Bar is Open! Chili's has the best food and environment for the value, fight me! We're heading to Italy soon, what are your thoughts? World's smallest dinger revisit. A flight instructor bailed on his trainee, what would you do? Medical grade hits different sometimes. Plus, a whole bunch of other craziness. Grad a drink, sit back, and let's create our own adventure! #Chilis #burgers #Italy #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/
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America Only Turns 250 Once! - TBIO 606
Welcome to The Bar is Open! America's 250th Independence Day! Let's celebrate the day like true Americans! Grab a cold one, get your kids and dogs, maybe a cat, and start singing the National Anthem. You've been given the greatest gift ever. Now let's get to getting! 250 years of the greatest experiment on the globe. Cheers! #250 #july4th #America #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/
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Party Grandma is Being Kicked Out! - TBIO 605
Welcome to The Bar is Open! WHo kicks out an old lady for partying? She's old! The AC Culture and the heatwave in Europe continue to boggle the mind. The Rescue Dogs in Venezuela are amazing, let's spotlight Tsunami. Plus, we've got a who munch of great stories ready to share! Grab a cold one, sit back and relax! #partygrandma #europeheat #empirecouple #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/
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Tough Guys Do Tough Things - TBIO 603
Welcome to The Bar is Open! It's hump Day! Grab a beer and your favorite person to snuggle up to! This is Greg, have you ever wondered what you would do as a man, if you couldn't provide for your family? Well, I would work harder. It's in my DNA, work more and harder. Some dudes just aren't like that. Let's get into it. Plus, Jeremy Clarkson is still alive, so that's great! California people are stupid, mind your dog's feet in the heat, and feel goods! #toughguys #feelgood #dads # Fighter #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/
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European's Love America and Ranch - TBIO 602
Welcome to The Bar is Open! Happy Friday! It's a European love fest here in the United States! It's amazing to witness just how much other people feel about the US. 49% of the country might actually learn something by watching these folks! And of course, there's another case in the UK where a dude (of unknown origin) threw a 3-year-old into an alligator enclosure and was released. Plus, we've got some fun stuff like Katy Perry talking gibberish, Tulsi Gabbard dropping truth bombs on Fauci, and a whole lot more. Grab a drink and let's kick of this Friday right! #Ranchdressing #FIFA #travel #alligator #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/
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The United Kingdom's 250,000 - TBIO 601
Welcome to The Bar is Open! Tonight, we've got the UFC 250 recap, what an amazing event to watch. The United Kingdom has had a serious problem, and 250,000 women and children are victims of their corrupt system. Remember the Scottish girl with the ax, well she's been vindicated. A bungee jumper was thrown from a bridge without a bungee - it get's worse than it sounds. On a positive note, the Sottish have drunk Boston out of beer, a puppy saves a woman's life, and a potential new purse for Beth. Plus, a cheater gets caught by her boyfriend deployed overseas and it's amazing. It's hot out, grab a cold beer, and let's jump face first into this craziness! #UnitedKingdom #250000 #Scottish #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/
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UFC at The White House - TBIO 600
Welcome to The Bar is Open! It's Episode 600! The UFC his heading to the White House. Travis Pastrana and friends will be back flipping the White House Lawn. Let's read some comments from a comment Greg made on a post. SpaceX's IPO is insane. Plus, feel goods and a whole lot more. Grab a drink and kick back! #UFC #WhiteHouse #work #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/
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Belfast, Ireland Hero - TBIO 599
Note: Power went out! We will finish the stories on Friday! Cheers! Welcome to The Bar is Open! Northern Ireland is on alert, a serious attack from an outsider, and an Irish Hero. The people are fighting back. Beth is interviewing for her first new job with another company in 27 years. A guy gets a hot drink spilled in his lap and he needs assistance. An obsessed woman, Only Farmers, and microwaving fish! Grab a beer, let's get into some craziness! #Ireland #travel #work #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/
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Let's Break a World Record, It's This Easy - TBIO 598
Welcome to The Bar is Open! Do you realize how easy it is to break a world record? Let's do it! We've got a JD Vance follow up on the British Kid that was taken out. A ton of fun videos to review and some drinks to be had! Grab a cold one, buckle up, let's get this weekend kicked off! Cheers! #Worldrecord #Catholic #Weird #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/
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The Lego Conspiracy - TBIO 597
Welcome to The Bar is Open! There's a big Lego conspiracy going on and we need to talk about it, before it gets stepped on! Have you ever heard of Scrotoxing? Aliens and a volcano, 23 and Me, and Aliens, Egypt and Time Travel - Things are getting out of hand! Plus, a guy got a mannequin pregnant, a super obsessed woman, and Diddy has a little Diddy! Grab a drink. It's gonna get wild. #Legos #Costco # Aliens #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/
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Dexter Pitts is Hanging Out! - TBIO 596
Welcome to The Bar is Open! Tonight we've got the one and only Dexter Pitts on the show! Dexter is legitimately one on the coolest guys we have ever had on the podcast! Let's talk about his life, service, military, police, Border Patrol, and everything else that makes the man tick. Plus, we cover some fun stories and get his perspective. Grab a drink and let's hang out! #Service #Police #Military #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/
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Traveling Is Fun! - TBIO 595
Welcome to The Bar is Open! We're back from Florida! Of course, Greg wrecked his back on the last night. A lot of great stuff to cover tonight. Adam Carolla is a real Hollywood guy and got his star. We've got a bunch of criminals, and a Cop that pulled over a one-handed lady for holding her phone. We've got feels good and fun videos. Just getting back after a crazy weekend. Grab a drink and let's hang out! #Vacation #Florida #travel #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/
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Memorial Day Weekend 2026 - TBIO 594
Welcome to The Bar is Open! As always, we have to give thanks to those who have sacrificed for us her in the United States. The Men and Woman who have served this amazing country and made the ultimate sacrifice so that we can be free. Thank you. We are forever in your debt, to your families, those Gold Star Families, thank you. You are always in our prayers. Thank You! Let's have an amazing Memorial Day Weekend, celebrating those amazing individuals. Eat your hot dogs, spend tie with friends and family, but always remember how we got here. It's time to grab a beer, say cheers to those brave souls, and their families, and enjoy life. Thank you! #MemorialDayWeekend #USA #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/
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Just Chillin! - TBIO 593
Welcome to The Bar is Open! What a show, we covered guy pulling a cop car, the Spurs, having a tiny ween, a dude going to Florida. We're headed to Florida in a few days for some fun in the un, let's meet up! For tonight, grab a beer, chill out, and let's get Memorial Day Weekend kicked off early! Cheers! #vacation #Tombrady #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/
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Aussie Gone Viral! - TBIO 592
Welcome to The Bar is Open! We had our first video go viral and it was about Australia. Tonight is going to be crazy, 3-day O's, Swinger Lifestyle's, a Farmer is pissed, and a bunch more! Grab a drink and let's get the party started! #LA #Farmers #Australia #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/
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Aliens and The US Government, We Knew It! - TBIO 591
Welcome to The Bar is Open! The Department of War had released Alien videos and we are ready for the invasion! Australia can't handle the ADHD issues, the French have drunk deer, and China has a new crazy robot. Plus, a coyote swims to Alcatraz because San Francisco sucks, and the Hantavirus is a load of sh... It's Hump Day, grab a cookie and some milk, sit back and chill. #hatavirus #UAP #France #Australia #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/
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One More & I'm Outta Here! - TBIO 590
Welcome to The Bar is Open! We are super happy to have Jason and Jill from the amazing One More & I'm Outta Here Podcast tonight to talk about the craziness that is our lives! Greg had his colonoscopy and his butt is worn out. A real-life Ice Cream eating Crossing Guard Superhero saved the day. Boating Under the Influence is not a good idea. A gator ate a bunch of people and we have some video. Plus, going down to Florida, Florida Woman, and a who lot more! Grab a cold one, kick back, and let's get into Friday! #Icecream #gator #colons #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: One More & I'm Otta Here Podcast - Go Follow! YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@onemoreandimouttahere Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/onemoreandimouttahere/ Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/
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Boar Gone Wild! Turkey is Crazy! - TBIO 589
Welcome to The Bar is Open! Wild boars are taking people out in Turkey; Beth's got the video. Gregs got a colonoscopy next week, let's get into the preparations. The insane JP Morgan allegations have potentially flipped on the dude. Did he really just make it all up? Plus, a tongue twister, free the lobster, and a whole lot more! Grab a Frosty one, The Bar is Open! #Colon #Turkey #JPMorgan #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/
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Generational Slang, What are the Kids Saying Now? - TBIO 588
Welcome to The Bar is Open! Generational Slang isn't a new thing. Kids have been making up new and weird things to explain life for generations. A guy just wants to make a withdrawal from his sister's account; the bank just isn't clear on their requirements. Hunting in Africa comes with its risks, like an elephant stomping on your head. A kid calls the cops on a monster under his bed, SWAT shows up. Plus, feel goods, entertainment, and a whole lot more. Grab a beer, we've got it from here! #Slang #withdrawal #elephant #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/
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Cocaine Salmon, Cornering The River Market - TBIO 587
Welcome to The Bar is Open! Cocaine Salmon are racing upriver faster than a Columbian! Grandma is living the greatest life. We're Going to Florida! Huge Conspiracy - Scientists all go missing or found dead! Plus, Swinger Life, 1984 Nostalgia, and a whole bunch more! Grab a stiff drink, you're gonna need it! #Scientists #Florida #NASA #Salmon #feelgood #podcaster Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/
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Sometimes Life Is Too Weird - TBIO 586
Welcome to The Bar is Open! The World is getting crazy and we're all here for each other. Beth's got a bunch tonight! Boyfriend a girl's mom, Time Travelers, and a Fake Influencer. Have you ever needed a help walking? A Tiger escapes in Russia because of course it does. Plus, a whole lot more. Grab a frosty beverage and kick back, it's time for the Bar is Open! #Weird #Tigers #world #science #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/
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The Iran War is Over, Right? - TBIO 585
Welcome to The Bar is Open! The Iran war is over, right? Let's dive into some normal people talk about it. We're probably still wrong. Have you ever thought about the things that scare you the most and then trying to overcome them? Well, this might do it. Shannon Elizabeth is on OF now, what's with all the celebs jumping into the OF pool? There's so much great stuff to cover tonight. Let's grab a drink, sit back and get into it. #IRAN #OIL #ShannonElizabeth #Coachella #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/
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Back In The Day, Things You Used To Love - TBIO 583
Welcome to The Bar is Open! DO you remember the good old days with landlines and dial up internet or no internet at all? Either way, that's OK, it was an amazing time. Let's cover some of the cool things people just wouldn't be able to live without now. Canada has a fun new acronym that will leave you wondering what's happening north of the border. There are some insane Chimp wars happening, and if you watched the doc, you know this has been brewing. Plus, some great Feel Goods and some extra stuff, you don't want to miss. Grab a drink and let's kick the weekend off! #backintheday #chimpwars #canadalgbt #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/
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Crazy School Bus Driver - TBIO 582
Welcome to The Bar is Open! Have you seen the crazy video of the bus on the train tracks? It's insanely close. Did you also know that going to Mars will confuse sperm, not sure how, but let's find out. Plus, we've got sneezing worms, a few dumb criminals, and a serial killer. Grab a beer, it's hump day. Let's cover the weird news. #busdriver #Florida #Mars #feelgood #podcast #belovedcheesecakes Beloved Cheesecakes Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/beloved.cheesecakes?igsh=MXEwZTU3MG5jamJ6eQ== Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/
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The Alien Sex Ed Show - TBIO 581
Welcome to The Bar is Open! Look, we don't know what we're talking about, so take all of this with a grain of salt. What we do know is that people do weird things and we have some stories to share. Feel free to share yours with us! Plus, we've got a Tiger Woods meme update, some alien talk, a real pickle of a crime, Jonathan the Tortoise is still alive, and some amazing feel goods, pun intended. Grab a drink, its Easter weekend, and we can all now repent. Cheers! #sex #education #Jonathan #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/
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Artemis II - We’re Going To The F*cking Moon - TBIO 580
Welcome to The Bar is Open! Artemis II took off successfully today. Let's look at their flight plans and what they look to accomplish. While amazing people are flying space shuttles, we have stupid people hitting themselves in the face with hammers, and of course Kristi Noem's Husband is into interesting things. Kristi is no saint. Grab a beer, let's celebrate American Greatness! #artemisII #space #adventure #facial #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/
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Tiger Woods and Alien Abductions - TBIO 579
Welcome to The Bar is Open! Tiger Woods is back at it again. Tiger was arrested under suspicion of DUI after another rollover accident. Aliens are abducting people at an alarming rate and some states have higher numbers than others, let's track them down. Maybe it's time for a UFO abduction on Tiger. Food for thought. Also, the Pope is creating an Exorcism Army, God only knows why, literally. We've got some great feel goods this week and bunch of other wild stuff. It's Friday, grab a drink and let's kick back. #UFOabduction #TigerWoods #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/
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Jack Reacher Hates Bullies - TBIO 578
Welcome to The Bar is Open! Alan Ritchson, AKA Jack Reacher, hates bullies and the video proves it. Seven amazing dogs, led by an incredible Corgi, escaped certain death and returned home. Is the future of this country doomed based on these kids at spring break? Or are we all old? A quad amputee cornhole champ takes out his friend while driving his own car, INSANE story. Plus, a crazy plane crash in NY where a flight attendant survives after flying 300 feet down the runway, and a whole lot more! Grab a beer, it's been a crazy week! #jackreacher #springbreak #sevendogs #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/
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RIP Chuck Norris - Legend - TBIO 577
Welcome to The Bar is Open! We lost an absolute icon and legend, Chuck Norris. Chuck was one of Greg's all-time favorite action stars growing up. Let's cover his life, the Chuck Norris'isms and all of his acting roles. Another weird story, kids doing stupid shit, imagine that. The Bachelorette was cancelled because she's bat shit crazy. Don't come after us, it's true. Plus, were going to drink beers and share some feel goods. So, grab a beer, settle in, and share your feel good of the week below! #ChuckNorris #bachelorette #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/
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Gerald The Dolphin - TBIO 576Gerald The Dolphin - TBIO 576
Welcome to The Bar is Open! We've got another strange one for you! Let's start with Gerald the Dolphin, who kidnapped a man, dragged him into the sea for three days, and made him build a dolphin city. Then let him go and told him he would be back for round two. Shia Lebouf is in Rome and needs a match. A Zookeeper gets a love bite from a lion. Plus, a dude twerking on a jeep get's launched, a chilling survey, and of course Feel Goods! Grab a drink, sit back, and relax! #dolphins #lionattack #Shia #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/
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The Best and Worst of Urban Dictionary - TBIO 575
Welcome to The Bar is Open! Beth got into a car accident this morning, so let's do a Beth's whiskey review to recover. Let's research the best and worst Urban Dictionary searches out there. What's happening in Iran, a breakdown from the internet. Plus, some great feel goods, and a bunch of other wild stories. Grab a whiskey and come hang out! #UrbanDictionary #WhiskeyReview #Iran #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/
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New Business Idea - Bikini Hygienist - TBIO 574
Welcome to The Bar is Open! Greg went to the Dentist today and came up with a new business proposal, it's probably offensive to some, but a tremendous opportunity for others. Bikini Hygienist or Dentist. What other things can we Bikini? Some weirdos think Timothee Chalamet is hotter than Henry Cavill, insane. Who are you voting for Secretary of Shrimp? bunk Bed nightmare for you parents! Ladies stop building things, you're not good at it! Plus, Face to Face with Sasquatch, Coffin Mediation, and a bunch more! Grab a cold drink, it's Hump Day! #Bikini #Timotheechalomet #HenryCavill #Shrimp #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07 / Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/
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Surviving a Nuclear Blast - TBIO 573
Welcome to The Bar is Open! What does it take to survive a nuclear blast? Based on Nostradamus we better be ready. Thankfully, we have ChatGPT to tell us all of the necessary steps. Prepare or else! Britney Spears got a dui, come one Brit! Plus, a bull goes on a rampage, Hotwifing is a thing, and what would you watch if you could Remote View? #britneyspears #nuclear #cuck #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/
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Billy Idol is a ROCK STAR - TBIO 572
Welcome to The Bar is Open! Billy Idol is an absolute rock star, wait until you hear this story. We are at war again, what happens if it goes nuclear, who survives? Let's check out some eyebrows and the new facial women are into. Plus, an elevator just about kills a guy, dude with the world's smallest peen is sorry for sending pics, and another dude with a triple donger. Get ready, this one's gonna get weird #billyidol #rockstar #WWIII #Rockthevote #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/
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Was Britney Cloned? - TBIO 571
Welcome to The Bar is Open! Conspiracy Time! Was Britney Cloned? What about her teeth! There's a bird that is going to make you crap yourself in Florida. Feel Goods are top notch tonight! Grab a beer and come sit by this fire. You don't want to miss it! #britneyspears #florida #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/
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Release The Aliens! - TBIO 570
Welcome to The Bar is Open! Is Trump going to release the space alien docs? When will we get to meet them? Some HERO movers saved a kid who was abducted and they all deserve medals. What the hell is Looksmaxing? We've got a strange Real or Fake video that you won't be able to explain... Plus, a guy who hooked up with roadkill, and a whole lot more! Grab a drink, it's Hump Day! #aliens #Heromovers #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/
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Punch Will Rule Them All - TBIO 569
Welcome to The Bar is Open! Punch is going to grow up and beat all their asses! Beth has a Happy Ending Option; we will see what that means. Nurse Rachel has another warning about putting things in your rectum. What would you do if you found out you were accidentally the richest person on the planet? Plus, we have some amazing feel goods, beers, and the best group of people to hang out with ever in the YouTube Chats. Grab a cold one, settle in, let's kick Friday off! #Punch #Monkey #Richest #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/
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Punch, The Macaque That Stole Your Heart - TBIO 568
Welcome to The Bar is Open! There's a Macaque (Monkey) in Japan who has gone absolutely viral and is stealing everyone's hearts. Obama accidentally told the world aliens are real, so that's fun. Lady leaves her dog at the airport and should be dropped out of a plane. Gen Z is skipping fun for sleep, weirdos. Of course we have the Feel Goods! Grab a hump day drink, it's almost the weekend! #Punch #Monkey #aliens #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/
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Robert F. Kennedy Isn't Scared! - TBIO 566
Welcome to The Bar is Open! Robert F. Kennedy Jr. isn't scared of a toilet seat, he's not scared of shit! Olympic update - we're in third and that's terrible. Elon wants a Moon catapult for humanity. Australia has a new spider, and it will kill you twice, its name is Big Boy and feel goods! Grab a drink, Beth is back! #RFK #Olympics #spiders #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/
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Aliens in El Paso? No, Just Ballons - TBIO 56
Welcome to The Bar is Open! We woke up with an air traffic shut down in El Paso, hoping for aliens, by afternoon it was just balloons. What actually happened? A pizza guy delivered a pie to Savannah Gutherie's mom's house, whoops! Olympic updates! Medals, some crazy injuries, and the drones are stupid. A gold medalist shares his dirty laundry with the world. In real famous people news, Britney Spears sold her catalog for a ton of cash. And of course we have feel goods! Grab a drink, Beth is back! #Olympics #cheating #pizza #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/
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Penisgate - 2026 Olympics - TBIO 565
Welcome to The Bar is Open! 2026 Olympics are off with a bang! And it's all about the penises and ski jumping. A Savannah Guthrie's mother update, a new message was sent to the news station in AZ. Japan has a new sushi role, the Crazy Human Role. Trump's recent truth social post was not a good look. Super Bowl LX predictions and plans for the big day. Plus, a US Marshall kicked a dog like a complete idiot, and we've got some feel goods - Dogs and Cats. Grab a drink or 2, Greg's on his own tonight! #Olympics #Trump #USMarshal #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/
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Deep Fried at Olive Garden - TBIO 564
Welcome to The Bar is Open! Savannah Guthrie's mother was abducted over the weekend, and the authorities only have limited information. Let's talk about it! A Hero kid swims 4 kilometers and runs 2 to save his family swept out to sea. A snow leopard bit a chicks face off all for a selfie. Are these conjoined twins Ai or real? Plus, a whole lot more. Grab a drink and kick back! #SavannahGuthrie #herokid #conjoined #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/
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$1,000,000 or a Year in Prison - TBIO 563
Welcome to The Bar is Open! $1 million or 1 year in Prison, that's the offer, from a judge, what would you do? A video proving why you and your kids should be training in some kind of self-defense. Another episode of real or fake, are this guy arms and legs Ai? Plus, Beth's got a Whiskey Review for us, and a bunch of other craziness! Grab a drink, it's Friday night! #Selfdefence #million #prison #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/
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Big Candy Is Killing Us! - TBIO 562
Welcome to The Bar is Open! Big Candy has been trying to take us out per Florida. The NFL Hall of Fame is a Joke! Sydney Sweeney has a new clothing line. The world's oldest sex works are sharing their secrets. Plus, a whole bunch more. Grab a Coke, it's time to get weird! #Candy #Poison #SidneySweeney #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/
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Buckle Up, It's Getting Frosty! - TBIO 561
Welcome to The Bar is Open! The Freeze is upon us! Time to hunker down and get some snacks and beers flowing! This is the perfect time to talk dating advice, does size really matter, and where you should meet your next Ex. Pus, a crazy dog story out of Spain, Greg met a Vet at a bar when he was getting firewood, and a whole bunch more! Get your scarf wrapped snugly, it's time to kick back. #Globalwarming #Dating #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
On The Bar is Open we cover fun and weird news from around the world you won’t find on mainstream media twice a week.The Castro Files Podcast cover’s bizarre, weird, and scary stories from around the world once a week.Audio streams are available soon after live recording.
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