The Bearded Idiots Podcast
by Bearded Idiots
WARNING: UNREHEARSED AND UNCENSOREDWe are 3 friends who, from time to time, get together and talk some smack, typically while having a few drinks. Our conversations ramble from subject to subject, and we all have a different point of view based on our life experiences. We figured our conversations were worth cluttering up the podcast scene just a bit more. So here we are, idiots, with beards, talking to the internet.
Episodes
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Episode the 169th - We Hate These Cans
Review: Farmhouse Peach Saison, 903 Brewers Blackberry Cherry Gose German-Style Sour Ale, Martin House Brewing Crunch Enhancer Amaretto Stout w/Pecans & Lactose, and Buffalo Bayou Brewing Thin Mint Stout What do craft beers, ice cream, and hot sauce have in common? The Bearded Idiots Podcast,...
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Episode the 168th - Immortality
Review: Horse Soldier Reserve Barrel Strength Bourbon Whiskey Special Guest: Cody Smith After catching up on a few hot topics like Secrets of Playboy and the slap heard 'round the Oscars (you know the one), we get deep on another Would You Rather question that may inspire one of our listeners to...
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Episode the 167th - Working Out the Kinks
Review: Budlight Next, Salty Pirate Strawberry Lemonade Sherbet Gose, Imperial True Love Imperial Raspberry Sour Ale, Keystone Light Raspberry Lime Curty talks about his trip to Denver for work and a new show he's watching. Now that Red Beard has a lady friend, he's ready to get back in the gym,...
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Episode the 166th - Bald Heads & Bad Knees
Review: Lone Elm Single Barrel Texas Straight Wheat Whiskey Barrel 770 Black Spy & Barrel 696 White Spy Special Guest: Phat Jon After the reviews and explaining what "stream sniping" is to Kelly, Aaron tells about scheduling laser hair removal. Kelly has gotten back in the dating saddle and tells...
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Episode the 164th - "Im Dookie Diving"
Review: Chattanooga Whiskey Single Barrel Special Guest: Dr. Wade Dr. Wade's back! After Beezy gives the recipe for the "Apple Pie" drink Red Beard spills the beans about a recent trip one of his roommates had. Beezy and Curty have another would you rather set of questions and we want to know…
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Episode the 162nd - New Man Plan
Review: Fettercarin 16yr. Highland Single Malt Scotch Whisky After the review and a few bad dad jokes, Beezy asks a "Would you do it?" question that puts a billion dollars on the line. Would you? Hit us up on social media and let us know! After cruising the internet and finding a few odd holsters...
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Episode the 161st - Santa Brings Momma a Toy
Review: Knob Creek Single Barrel Reserve 9yr. Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey For our Christmas episode, we discuss Alec Bladwin's search warrant, a prank call, some toys from our childhood and a Curty Amazon find. We hope all of our listeners had an amazing Christmas and you will hear from us...
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Episode the 160th - Remote Controlled
Review: Kelsey Creek Small Batch Kentucky Straight Bourbon Special Guest: Brian Jones Brian Jones is finally back to do his biannual review of Oak & Eden. We talk a little about Red Beards thought that Lady Gaga is Amy Winehouse. Beezy also brings up a story about Delta Airlines and we decide to...
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Episode the 159th - Patched In
Review: Laphroaig Cairdes Cask Strength Islay Single Malt Scotch Whisky After the review and addressing a listeners question, Red Beard tells a little about his recent patching in to the Devil Dogs MC and we try to help come up with a nickname for him. Then Beezy tells about his trip to Disney...
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Episode the 158th - Wagyu Boots
Review: Garrison Brothers 2020 Cowboy Bourbon Texas Straight Bourbon Whiskey After the review, we try to figure out why "No Shave November" changed and learned an important men's health tip. We discuss the right size griddle for Red Beard and a little about 1984 before digging into Tiger Kings…
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Episode the 157th - Return of the Wings
Review: Sam Houston 15yr Kentucky Straight Bourbon In this episode Kelly informs us of an unfortunate side effect to trying the One Chip Challenge. From there we discuss everything from cheese logs to Night Court. Hope you enjoy! Check out our sponsor: The Beard Struggle - Listen to the episode…
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Episode the 156th - Max McRuiz
Review: New Glarus Brewing Co. Spotted Cow Special Guest: Max McRuiz We were finally able to line up our schedules to get Max McRuiz in the studio to chat and showcase some of his musical talents. After Max does a few covers and an original, we talk a bit about Facebook going down for 6 hours...
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Episode the 155th - Don't Do That
Review: Citrus Distilleries Big Stick Bourbon Whiskey Finished on Oak Staves Need to know a few things you shouldn't do? Well in this episode we give you at least one definite "Don't Do That". We cover topics such as THE vaccine, the speed of light, Göbeklitepe, jackalopes and the One Chip...
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Episode the 154th - Limp Biscuit
Review: Tin Cup 10 Year American Whiskey Special Guest Appearance: Brian Stessl from The Herfcast After discussing the types of cherries found in an Old Fashioned drink, Red Beard fills us in on the details from his most recent aggressive hand holding tournament (arm wrestling for those not in…
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Episode the 153rd - Grumpy Old Men
Review: Hotel Tango Distillery Bourbon Ready-To-Drink American Straight Bourbon Whiskey Special Guest: Max McRuiz After we catch you up on some old business revolving around Tattered Beans Coffee, Curty introduces Beezy to Archie Bunker. We also get a surprise visit from the one and only Max…
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Episode the 152nd - Mexican Shenanigans
Review: Gran Centenario Azul Tequila Reposado During this episode, Curty tells about his recent trip to Cancun. It involves a dump truck, Percocet, suckling pig, jet ski's and bananas. For the educational segment of the show, we go over how to improperly pronounce colors in Spanish. Give it a...
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Episode the 151st - California Love
Review: MB Roland Uncut & Unfiltered Still & Barrel Proof Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey Whats up listeners! Kelly has finally graduated drunk school and can fully participate again in our whiskey reviews! Beezy also just got back from California and tells us about his trip. Trying to decide…
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Episode the 150th - F.N.G
Review: Elijah Craig Barrel Proof Batch B521 12 year We have an idea for a listener/patron meet up! Listen to the episode to get more details. Red Beard had a pretty awesome prior arrangement for this recording session so he had to call in when he had a few minutes. In between, Beezy and Curty...
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Episode the 149th - Pinkies Up
Review: LostBoy Cider Cellar Series Farmhouse Blackberry Are you ready for the first ever classy episode of The Bearded Idiots Podcast? Well, so are we. After checking out some drinking glasses and coming across an adult sippy cup, we check out Richard Paterson's YouTube video on "How to drink...
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Episode the 148th - Beavers and Beard Oil
Review: Lostboy Cider Hazy Hopped Happy Fathers Day! It was an early morning session for us and after the review, Red Beard tells us quick story about one of his buddies trying to give him FOMO this weekend. Its not long before we start talking about Buc-ee's and a new venture The Bearded Idiots...
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Episode the 147th - Sandwich v. Fellatio
Review: High & Wicked The Honorable Straight Bourbon Whiskey After the review, we get to teach Beezy where the equator is actually located on the globe. We check out some "comeback" baseball videos on YouTube (check out our website for the links) before listening to some listener voicemails.…
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Episode the 146th - Corporal Punishment
Review: Foursquare 2008 Rum Special Guest: Dr. Wade After a very long sabbatical from the show, Dr. Wade returns and it was like he never left. After the review, we get to talking about corporal punishment, little people and the moon hiding the sun. Enjoy! Check out our newest sponsor: The Beard...
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Episode the 145th - Jiggs
Review: 2020 Eclipse Bourbon Barrel Cuvee Barrel Aged Imperial Stout Special Guest: Jiggs from Jiggs Views & Reviews We were finally able to line up our schedule with another friend in the UK, Jiggs, and he lends us a little perspective on his area of the UK. We talk about whale tails, American...
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Episode the 144th - Last Thursday
Review: (Blind Review) 1792 Bottled in Bond After the review, we talk a bit about BAC and take a test on our risk for alcoholism. We eventually get to talking about the Branch Davidians, Last Thursdayism, and dinosaur bones. We also look into a new idea for a third income opportunity. You know…
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Episode the 143rd - Well, anyways...
Review: Ellington Reserve Fine Canadian Whisky Aged 8 Years Happy Easter, idiots! We do take a little time to check out a few witty church signs but quickly move on to Joe Biden, Magic Johnson and Easy E. You should check it out! Check out our newest sponsor: The Beard Struggle - Listen to the...
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Episode the 142nd - Snack Time w/Marc 2.0
Review: Redbreast 12yr. Cask Strength Batch B 1/18 Special Guests: Marc & Sarah Zarah After a brief conversation about Macho Man Randy Savage and Slim Jim's, Marc (and his wife Sarah) join us to try some of the snacks we sent across the pond for them to try. Enjoy! Check out our newest sponsor…
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Episode the 141st - Less White
Review: MB Roland Kentucky Straight Corn Whiskey This episode is chalked full of corn dust, Sevendust, Best Bros, Shiner and Coke-a-Cola talk. We then discuss a "Would you rather" situation that involves our age, knowledge and money. Hit us up on social media with your response! Check out our...
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Episode the 140th - All Over the Globe
Review: McAfee Brothers Benchmark Full Proof Special Guest: Brian Stessl from The Herfcast Podcast This episode we are, literally, all over the globe. From cigars, fitness status, Letterkenny, beer, to space and air travel. We talk about almost everything except buttholes this time. Enjoy! Check...
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Episode the 139th - 3rd Ball?
Review: McAfee Brothers Benchmark Small Batch Kentucky Straight Bourbon Special Guest: Brian Jones Brian joins us for his biannual visit to retry Oak & Eden Bourbon & Spire. One of our patron's had a question about where to visit when coming to Texas, so we give a few ideas to consider. Beezy…
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Episode the 138th - Ankle Deep
Review: McAfee Brothers Benchmark Single Barrel For this episode, we opened up Discord Voice for our patrons to have them listen and participate. After talking about what MMA fighters we would be matched up against based on weight class, we discuss “Don't California my Texas” and other politics...
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Episode the 137th - British Accents Aint Real
Review: McAfee Brothers Benchmark Bonded We had Marc Zahra back for this episode and we talk about the differences in accents; American and British. Marc updates us on the smoke from his laser engravings situation (check out Firefly Art!) and explains what a proper English breakfast consists of....
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Episode the 136th - Snack Time w/Marc
Review: McAfee Brothers Benchmark Top Floor Our patron and good friend of the show from across the big water, Marc Zahra, sent over a box of some of his favorite snacks for us to try. We go through them one at a time and give our honest opinion. Enjoy!! Check out our newest sponsor: The Beard...
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Episode the 135th - Skin Canoe
Review: Four Roses Single Barrel Barrel Strength OBSV Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey After finding a few funny meme's, Curty plays a TikTok he heard about a Texas House Bill before the legislature. Speaking of TikTok, Curty also sent one to their group message the other day that was a joke…
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Episode the 134th - Yeast Bungs
Review: Four Roses Single Barrel Barrel Strength OESK Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey While discussing a few common words that just sound gross, Beezy decides he's going to start a business with a very specific name. We talk a little about slips/falls, the shows Letterkenny, Mandalorian, and…
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Episode the 133rd - Math is Hard!
Review: American Medicinal Spirits Co. Bond & Lillard Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey Aaron saw an article that talks about how we should be able to see the Star of Bethlehem around the 21st of December. That leads Kelly to bring up a new conspiracy he saw and some globe talk. Get ready to make...
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Episode the 132nd - Comorbidity
Review: American Medicinal Spirits Co. WB Saffell Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey (distilled at Wild Turkey) We talk a little about prohibition in honor of National Repeal Day. There was a little discussion about terrible last names and the coming COVID-19 vaccine. Considering the terrible last...
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Episode the 131st - Grape Sloth
Review: Skrewball Peanut Butter Whiskey After trying to make a peanut butter and jelly mixed drink, we talk about the ecosystem and what roles certain animals play. Curty also explains to Beezy, again, how they determined proof back in the day. All that comes before the bible discussion and R2D2....
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Episode the 130th - Thanksgiving?
Review: Forty Creek Small Batch Double Barrel Reserve Canadian Whisky It is nice to have the 3 of us back in the studio. TBI decided we would like to get in good with our neighbors to the north. Of course, as common with TBI, the niceties didn't last very long. We talk a little more about COVID…
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Episode the 129th - Technical Difficulties
No Review This Week After almost 2 hours of technical difficulties and Curtis still being in isolation, we decided to make this episode a short one. We all make our predictions on how we feel the US Presidential election will end up. Kelly has an idea of how to get real change in America. Have a...
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Episode the 128th - Quarantine
No Review This Week Curty talks a little about his recent trip to visit his oldest son in the Navy and take a walk around the nations capital and, eventually, a Kentucky distillery. After that we land on the current state of the US Presidential election and Veterans Day! TBI would like to thank…
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Episode the 127th - Warzone
Review: Casamigos Tequila Anejo Redbeard even plays along when Curty & Beezy get on a Warzone tirade. Come play with us! Hit us up on social media if you already play, or want to know how, and we can schedule a Warzone party! Enjoy! Check out our newest sponsor: The Beard Struggle - Listen to the...
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Episode the 126th - Bacawk!
Review: Rock Town Single Barrel Bourbon Whiskey After making a quick check on the elevation of Little Rock, AR, Curty talks about his upcoming trip to visit his oldest in Virginia. Eventually we get on the topics revolving around chicken processing and that leads us down the Google Image rabbit...
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Episode the 125th - Little Timmy
Review: Blood Oath Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey Pact #4 Kelly was invited to a friends house for dinner for a very specific reason. After the review, he explains and just wants to make sure he goes into the night prepared. Curious about why? Have a listen! Check out our newest sponsor: The...
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Episode the 124th - The Reach Around
Review: Bookers Boston Batch Have you ever heard about beef tallow? Curty lays down a little known fact about beef tallow, so listen and learn. We also discuss Kool Kings and the TV show Schitts Creek while trying a few different Bookers bourbons. Check it out! Check out our newest sponsor: The...
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Episode the 123rd - Wish List
Review: The Macallan 12 yr. Double Cask Highland Single Malt Scotch Whisky After Kelly explains how he made a deal on some bricks, we discuss some Wish items that always seem to come up on our FB feed. And no post-Presidential Debate podcast would be complete without discussing Pelosi and AOC....
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Episode the 122nd - Beezy's Q's
Review: Willett Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey After talking a little about Jesse Lee Peterson & Eddie Murphy, Aaron ask some very difficult questions. Listen and then hit us up on social media and let us know how you would answer! We close out the episode with a little conversation about Kopi...
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Episode the 121st - Wild Fires & Racists
Review: Broken Barrel Whiskey - The Cask of Amontillado After the review we talk about the current fire situation on the west coast and Teri has a few "what if" questions for us to answer. Then Kelly tells us about an article explaining why white dog owners are racists. Check it out! Check out…
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Episode the 120th - BFE California
Review: Old Fitzgerald Bottled-in-Bond Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey After the review and a little discussion of a pyramid scheme, Kelly tells us some stories about his time being stationed at Lemoore, CA. And what kind of Bearded Idiots Podcast episode would this be if we didn't discuss...
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Episode the 119th - Boneless Wings Are Trash
Review: Rebel Yell Single Barrel Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey Nebraska has a real winner! We still aren't sure if he was serious or just being a troll. Kelly talks a little about his jury duty and then we discuss the recent events in Kenosha, WI. Put in the ear buds and have a listen! Check...
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Episode the 118th - We Live in a Simulation
Review: Destileria y Bodega Abasolo - Abasolo El Whisky de Mexico This episode comes in like a hurricane; its all over the place! Wiping technique, hominy, long necks, a political theory, actual hurricanes, and Jefferson Davis. Enjoy! Check out our newest sponsor: The Beard Struggle - Listen to…
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WARNING: UNREHEARSED AND UNCENSOREDWe are 3 friends who, from time to time, get together and talk some smack, typically while having a few drinks. Our conversations ramble from subject to subject, and we all have a different point of view based on our life experiences. We figured our conversations were worth cluttering up the podcast scene just a bit more. So here we are, idiots, with beards, talking to the internet.
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