The Ben And Stan Show

Episodes

1. 34

   Episode 34: The Case of the Missing Brains

   The glove didn’t fit, so we won’t quit! (What?) • Stan’s Improv group finally performs! WOOO • Which country is the most corrupt? The answer will not surprise you! • Apple patents tech to rotate your phone as it falls, extra summersaults available as an in-app purchase • Sony was hacked, so what...

   Dec 23, 2014
2. 33

   Episode 33: RoachoCop

   What? More Ben & Stan? Yeah, you read that right… • Google it with Bing • Bloc raises $6M to teach more of you kids about the pro and the gramming • Hamster dance, ha ha ha, here we go… • Cyborg roaches will either save your or first give you a heart attack, then save you Thanks for listening...

   Dec 10, 2014
3. 32

   Episode 32: Halloweeee Apologize in Advance

   It’s your favorite time of the year… that one time you listen to an episode of Ben & Stan! Good timing, too! We’ve got our sorta racist Halloween special! YAAAAaaaay… *cough* • Ben went as drunk Luigi • We accidentally forgot to record the first 10 minutes :D • More software from Stan… YAY • Tons...

   Nov 10, 2014
4. 31

   Episode 31: Me, Myself, and I Look a Little Different

   Do year that? It’s either my PTSD kicking back in or the blood-curdling screaming laughter of Ben & Stan! • Stan’s Halloween Memories Are Pathetically Sad • Google Maps vs Apple Maps: No One Cares Who Wins • Google’s Brand New Email Client, Inbox Has Arrived And Stan’s First On The Scene •...

   Oct 28, 2014
5. 30

   Episode 30: Gropey Astronaut Arm

   It’s that time of year again, Ben & Stan spot a full moon and just go ape on your earholes! • Stan Participates in an Obnoxious-Off! • Astronauts will sleep the entire trip to mars, no more of that backseat space driving • A 114 year old woman joins Facebook, first to use the “dying” status…

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   Oct 16, 2014
6. 29

   Episode 29: Margarita Tuesday

   Ever feel like you’re being watched? Well Ben & Stan feel it when you listen to us and we will kill to feel it again… • Ben & Stan are now on Instagram! • Guy photographs bank balance to get girls on Tinder, matches over 300 photos of credit cards • Stan is going back to Android, Ben gasps!…

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   Sep 27, 2014
7. 28

   Episode 28: Ridin' Shorty

   Don’t listen just because you love us, listen because one day Ben and Stan will have to choose who stays… and who dies • Stan’s formed an improv team! • Toddler drives his mother home after deciding she’s had too many. He would’ve made it home if he hadn’t stopped to grab beer and a telletubbies...

   Sep 16, 2014
8. 27

   Episode 27: Mormania

   Ben’s back, thank Mormon Jesus! • Addicted to coffee? Here’s why… • Bed too hot? Flip the mattress over, dummy! • Ben visits Salt Lake City, the land of a thousand blondes Thanks for listening again, babes. Please review us on iTunes, how else will we sleep at night? <3, BS Contact The Ben & Stan...

   Sep 10, 2014
9. 26

   Episode 26: Gay Hot

   What? We're still doing this? Yeah, cause we’re awesome: • Self-assembling robot assembles lonely robot support group after watching Power Rangers • Lyft prays pranks on Uber, Uber retorts by pointing out Lyft cars have stupid pink mustaches… Touché Uber, touché • Millennial’s hero who bought…

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   Aug 19, 2014
10. 25

    Episode 25: RoboBitches

    We’re finally back, sorry for the delay kids! On this week’s episode of Man vs Chair… • Researchers celebrate as hitch-hiking robot makes its way across Canada, their first attempt was State-side but that bot was gang-raped at a weigh station in Massachusetts • JIBO is the world’s first family...

    Aug 12, 2014
11. 24

    Episode 24: #YOLOL

    This week we are KILLING it: The upcoming Ben & Stan app, it’s real, real real… Facebook apologizes for experimenting on you, but on a scale from 1 to 5 how do you feel about the apology? Man attacked by shark off Los Angeles coast, apparently thought Sharknado was, “just a movie…” State of...

    Jul 15, 2014
12. 23

    Episode 23: Hitched-Hiker

    Prepare for an action-packed thrill ride, babies! Samsung’s new Galaxy SD for the deaf will assist those with hearing problems and the Galaxy SBÂ Â for the blind is just a painted rock Facebook was caught experimenting with its users’ emotions. When asked to comment, Facebook COO Sheryl Sandberg...

    Jul 10, 2014
13. 22

    Episode 22: Face-Ripper

    This episode is BAD… in the best way possible ;) Stan’s got a secret… It’s AIDS Plastic surgeon offers free corrective surgery to a little girl who was mauled by her family’s pit bull. Veterinarian offers to spade and neuter the parents Whole Foods fined 800 thousand dollars for ripping off...

    Jun 28, 2014
14. 21

    Episode 21: International House Of Pills

    Oh yes, yes, YES and yes… NASA claims it can “smell” other planets and you clearly don’t wash uranus Astronauts make coffee with their own recycled urine, there’s no joke there you’re just going to have to process that for tomorrow We’re going to check out this new joint opening up called…

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    Jun 21, 2014
15. 20

    Episode 20: Vertebrains

    This is really one of the greats, people. Prepare yourselves, hilariousness is coming: Stan botched a live Android demonstration for Bloc in view of 20+ people #worthIt Doctor caught sexting during surgery after an analysis of his dick pics revealed unpredictable changes of size, shape and…

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    Jun 18, 2014
16. 19

    Episode 19: The Episode Made From Human Parts

    On this week’s crazy episode, we continue to be awesome: Stan wooed a girl with an old purse, totally nailed grade school dating Harvard professor unimpressed after finding a book bound in human skin claims, “it doesn’t matter how you dress it up, twilight is still awful” You asked us what kind...

    Jun 11, 2014
17. 18

    Episode 18: Big Spender

    On this week’s amazing episode, we’re bringing sexy back: Developer releases an Android app which teaches people how to throw money away unaware that Americans already mastered it Intel releases a shirt that tells you your heart rate, tells others you haven’t been laid in years We answer…

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    Jun 1, 2014
18. 17

    Episode 17: A Thousand Apologies

    On this week’s amazing episode, tune your minds in for some sexiness: Scientists take break from AIDS research to develop The Ben & Stan Show app for Android Stan (almost) Has A Three-Way: Crossed-Swords Edition McDonald’s new mascot: pa da pa paa, it’s watch–ing you It’s not just delivery,...

    May 28, 2014
19. 16

    Episode 16: Fruity Sex

    On this week’s late lovely episode, prepare your earholes for some of this: Israeli men rate their women on a scale from 1 to 5 undetonated vests Nerdy programmers rate women on the binary scale: 0 if she’s a woman and 1 if she’s inflatable Man claiming to be God smashes truck into a TV station....

    May 22, 2014
20. 15

    Episode 15: Santa Claus, Indiana

    We’re trying a brand new format, kids: half-hour episodes and literally double the audio quality. I know it’s hard to resist throwing them at us but please try to keep your panties on… Mild mannered Ben Weiss by day, DJ Bdubz by night NSA tries to hire hackers on twitter, claims they lack...

    May 9, 2014
21. 14

    Episode 14: We're Doing It…Again

    Ben and Stan are BACK!? No way… Here’s what we have in store for you this time, gang: Mentally handicapped YouTube commenters Captain Planet, he’s our hero Rob Ford, at it again and we’re loving it Remember your AOL screename? It’s sending spam now Death and the quarter-life crisis It’s hot in...

    May 5, 2014
22. 21

    Check these out, kids! Frikking neighborhood puppies! Neil...

    Check these out, kids! Frikking neighborhood puppies! Neil deGrasse Tyson to speak at some sorta pasta conference Think you invented the Dorito Taco? You’re probably right Mazda recalls crime-fighting Spider-Cars Our economy’s most lucrative sector, prom spending, tanks! Fox News’ climate...

    Apr 11, 2014
23. 20

    Check these out, gang: Creepy craigslist cable…...

    Check these out, gang: Creepy craigslist cable… capitalists! World most eligible bachelor? Putin. Line up, ladies… This guy got so high, he forgot how to come down George Carlin: swearing on the bible The US will elect a lizard for president but he’ll have a nuclear family Starbucks barista...

    Apr 5, 2014
24. 11

    Episode 11: Gavel-Off

    Back again, gang and boy do we have news for you! Check out http://benandstan.com! Ask us anything and we may answer it on air JUST FOR YOU! GWAR Frontman Brockie Found Dead X-[ Creationists cry, “boo-hoo, we wanna be on the light box, too!” Wish I had a penny for every time I didn’t show up, Ted...

    Mar 30, 2014
25. 10

    Episode 10: Cubicoon

    We’re BACK! Are you kids excited?? We are… Let Me Google That For You [link] President Obama Jealous Of Ellen’s Twitter Selfie [link] Russia Is Building GlassDoor 10, The Greatest Operating System Ever [link] Lux The Homicidal Cat Is Seeing A Therapist [link] Facebook’s New Giant Campus [link]...

    Mar 22, 2014
26. 9

    Episode 9: Cat Lasers

    Sorry we’re late! Ben and Stan might be coming back on the weekdays now! Anyhow, here’s this episode’s line-up: Ben goes to Vegas, baby! A 22 pound house cat holds its family hostage! [link] Family buys LSD-laced meat at Wal-Mart, same great price! [link] Nuclear Fusion… with Lasers! [link] Are...

    Mar 14, 2014

    59m
27. 8

    Episode 8: Iron Mensch

    This week, we’ve got a few over-shares… Get ready to revel in our embarrassment: Ben Gets on Stage With The Amazing Johnathan [link] Real Life Barbie Goes on an All-Air Diet [link] Is America Building an Actual Iron Man? [link] Ken Ham Raises Money To Build Fake Arch [link] Israel Running Low…

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    Mar 3, 2014

    58m
28. 7

    Episode 7: Jerk-Off-To-Me-Business

    This week on Ben and Stan, we get a LOT of tech news squeezed in! Get ready, sexies. Tinder Neeeeeews Gets Hacked [link] Tinder for personalities [link] Spambots [link] Google Prompts Glass Users Not To Be Glassholes [link] WhatsApp bought by Facebook for $19B! [link] Things CHEAPER than WhatsApp...

    Feb 23, 2014

    1h 05m
29. 6

    Episode 6: Flower Holocaust

    Hey there, awesome person! Get ready for Ben and Stan’s V-day special! For this episode, brace yourself for multiple EARGASMS… We’ve improved the audio quality for your listening pleasure Valentine’s eve at Morton’s [link] FlappyBird gets pulled down! [link] McGruff the crime dog… ARRESTED?...

    Feb 16, 2014

    1h 10m
30. 5

    Episode 5: Creationist Edition

    On this FABULOUS episode of B&S, Ben and Stan dissect the Ken Ham / Bill Nye Creationist debate in a very level-headed and objective way… Totally: Creationist “Debate” [link] Pat Robertson thinks Ken Ham is an idiot [link] Shitty Sochi Olympic Housing [link] Get Lucky with some Russian Cops...

    Feb 10, 2014
31. 4

    Episode 4: Corey Montooth

    On this week’s ‘cast, enjoy a mouthful of this mashed goodness: Taylor Swift’s exorcism [link] Kacey Musgraves is Stan’s heroine [link] It’s spelled Corey Monteith [link] Home made CDs! [link] Expensive nerd fights [link] We’re Twitter whores [link] Russians are drunk and dying [link] Georgey  Z...

    Feb 1, 2014

    1h 01m
32. 3

    Episode 3: Occupy Twitter

    Yes yes and hell yes. Y’all are listening and providing excellent feedback, we appreciate YOU. B&S are back this week for even more kick-assagery: - Weed, weed and more weed - Advertising on Twitter #spamming - New game: ‘The Urban D Spelling B’! - Our (terrible) Oscar picks! And as per the FDA...

    Jan 25, 2014
33. 2

    Episode 2: Hairless Gummy Bears

    Hey gang, back for more? Color us unsurprised. On today’s episode we’ll answer all of these burning questions: - Want a 3D print of your fetus? - Should post-birth abortions be legalized? - Are Indian people’s hands big enough for 9″ phones? - When should your children start swearing? - Should…

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    Jan 23, 2014
34. 1

    Episode 1: The Jetpack Cold War

    Welcome to episode 1, gang. We’re happy to have you back! On this episode of BS we answer the following: - Is governor Chris Christie actually Santa Claus? - Does a Tesla pay for itself? How about a house? - What’s our future, self-driving cars or jetpacks? - How terrible is Elysium, really? - Is...

    Jan 22, 2014
35. 8

    Episode 0: Pilot!

    Welcome to BS episode 0, our pilot! We’re trying this podcasting thing and we hope you join us for the ride. In this first episode we talk about: - The New York Times’ Dialect quiz - Online dating: Tinder, OkCupid - How to pick your nose and not get caught - Voice acting and opera singing -...

    Jan 21, 2014