The Best Thing Ever

Welcome to the first TBTE Wildcard, where two previous guests--and things--get a shot at redemption. Will pants (loser of Shirts vs. Pants) take out tenders (loser of Nuggets vs. Tenders) to get back on the bracket? All bets are off as @jacobtheloofah and @zoloftdeschanel hop back in the podctagon for a very special showdown. Donate to the Soda City Bail Fund: sodacitybail.org

This week on The Best Thing Ever: Evan (@DonutShoes) and Rob (of @geekbeatradio) bring Jack an interesting conundrum: If you gotta get to the other side of some terrain, is it better to go over or under? Luminous is donating our merch proceeds to bail funds all summer: bit.ly/LuminousMerch

This week on The Best Thing Ever: Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) & Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro) fight for dominance of the skies. Witchcraft vs. photosynthesis. Werewolves vs. Going To The Beach. Raisins vs. regular grapes. Which celestial orb is a chiller hang? Luminous is donating all our merch revenue this month to bail funds nationwide. Chip in at bit.ly/luminousmerch

This week, special guests Morgan (@morganstb324) & Eli (@eliyudin) help Jack decide the best way to enter an altered state. Which is more good: forgetting how bad White Castle is or falling asleep with How It's Made on? Which is less bad: Barfing at someone else's house or texting your dad a bunch of links to the Zelda wiki? Donate to your local bail fund here: https://secure.actblue.com/donate/bailfunds

This week, comedians John Cullen (@cullenthecomic) & Stefan Heck (@boring_as_heck) help judge Jack Grimes (@Jackapedia_) decide between arms and legs. Along the way, we all prove that we're all Animal Experts and Stefan drops some classic insane takes. Follow Luminous: @LuminousMediaHQ Follow John & Stefan's show: @blockedpartypod Buy a shirt: bit.ly/LuminousMerch

This week, on an Extremely Online TBTE, special guests Jacob (@jacobtheloofah) and Korbly (@korblys) help Jack (@jackapedia_) decide which online music-genre-slash-aesthetic is better, after first explaining that yes, they are two different things. Follow Luminous: twitter.com/LuminousMediaHQ Buy a shirt: bit.ly/LuminousMerch

This episode: Sam (@samjbelltx) and Lindsay (@hyperglavin) are absolutely trashing the Three Little Pigs as they try to convince judge Jack (@jackapedia_) which material has done more for our civilization. Follow Luminous: @LuminousMediaHQ Buy some merch: bit.ly/LuminousMerch

This week, we're engaging in some meta-sports by pitting two great American pastimes head-to-head in the podcast arena. Sure, both sports share the thrills & spills of big boys rumblin' and tumblin', but which TV are you turning your stool towards at the Buffalo Wild Wings? Guests Morgan (@morganstb324) & Michael (@michael_cfg) help judge and non-sports-watcher Jack (@Jackapedia_) decide once and for all, and also tell him a lot of wild stories about guys crawling through air ducts. Follow Luminous: https://twitter.com/LuminousMediaHQ Buy a shirt: https://bit.ly.LuminousMerch

This week, TBTE returns with a vengeance to decide once and for all whether it's better to cover your upper or lower half. Is leg-and-junk protection better than torso-and-arm protection? Are pockets on your pants better than the ability to print some cool words on your shirt? Guests Tupp (@tupperward) and Zoloft (@zoloftdeschanel) make the case. TBTE Shirts Available Now: bit.ly/LuminousMerch

We're squashing the age-old chicken beef once and for all. Both are good, but which one is The People's Meat Shape? Distinguished guests Jacob Scherer(@jacobtheloofah) & Sam Bell (@samjbelltx) join honorable judge Jack Grimes(@jackapedia_) to make their case. Follow Luminous: https://twitter.com/LuminousMediaHQ Buy somethin': https://bit.ly/LuminousMerch

Welcome to The Best Thing Ever, the only podcast devoted to finding the best thing ever. Every week, two things enter and one thing leaves, headed down the bracket toward that elusive title. It might take us a long time, but we're committed. This week, Carissa (@justcarissa) and Michael (@michael_cfg) hash out the clash of the cartoon cats for judge Jack (@jackapedia_), deciding once and for all which orange menace reigns supreme. We also accidentally cancelled the Garbage Ape, and we're sorry.

The Best Thing Ever is a new show from Luminous Studios about systematically finding the best thing ever. Embark with us this Valentine's Day for the greatest podcast project ever attempted, and probably a lot of jokes too.