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The Bets & Quotes Podcast
by Chuck Kucera
Bets and Quotes analyzes all things related to the PowerTrip Morning Show on KFAN. We discuss their bets, their quotes, current show topics and historically significant topics.
Episodes
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Lookie Here!
Guest host Carl Rottman (CARL!) joins to discuss the Daytona 500, his Initials Jackpot record falling, life as a homeowner, and what he may or may not name his first-born.
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PowerTrip Prop Betting
It's Super Bowl prop bet week, so why not mix in a few PowerTrip-related props? Can you run the table?
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Hawkey Day Indiana
Smitty is now Quotes, Quotes is still Hawkey, and the artist formerly known as Quotes is Dave. Clear? Smitty gets some congratulatory phone calls while Betz reports live from the outhouse in Cory's driveway and Hawkey Day Indiana.
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Smitty on the Streets
Smitty hits the streets to report live from the Sea of Mediocrity, the International Space Station, and a secret bathroom near iHeart studios. We also prove definitively why KFAN is your sports leader.
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Steal The Show
Guest host Smitty Oom fills in for Dave as we talk PowerTrip engagement SZN, final betting numbers for 2022, Smitty debuts "Morning Show Math" and we give our wishes for 2023 for the PowerTrip.
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Heaven, I’m in Heaven
Our holiday episode starts with Release Donna's Bra, features the Instant Classic Carl Pohlad call from Heaven, and ends with a 10/10 version of Sauce's Jingle Bells.
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Jacques’ Jab
Jacques Lemaire makes a reference that throws everyone of their game in a old clip from the show. We also discuss the In the Box cheating controversy, a huge missed bet opportunity, and a double lock of the week.
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Always Bet on Bush
Tons of bets to break down this week from the PowerTrip, and we hand out the first Golden Dong of 2022.
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The A-Rouser
Sauce sings the Minnesota Rouser and it's a beautiful disaster. The Gophers are on the cusp of an all-time record. And it's Sauce vs. Marney for the PTPST Title.
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The Ghost Rises
Updates on the Charch Challenge, the PTPST, Tommy's latest crazy Gopher bet and another World Record for the PowerTrip.
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PTPST Selection Show
It's the first-ever PowerTrip Preposterous Statement Selection Show as we unveil the 16 statements vying for the first Golden Dong of 2022.
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The EMARO
We introduce the greatest rating system of all time, the EMARO. We get caught up on London, Tommy's wedding, the Initials Final, season-long bets, great Maxx quotes and, as icing on the cake, a press conference with Lions head coach Dan Campbell.
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e Didn’t Make the Charch Challenge Punishment, We Made It Better
If you don't think this year's punishment is strong enough, we made it downright painful. And we are ALL IN on Gopher Football. 12-0, here we come!
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Turn Around, Wobby
Football is back! We bet on it, the PowerTrip bets on it, and we remember Wobby (RIP) with a Chris/Cory/Sauce sing-along.
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SAUCE GOT SCREWED
Smitty Oom joins to discuss the controversy that was Initials Invitational Game #6.
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The Legacy of Kris Hagerty
Teen Wolf extra Kris Hagerty was interviewed by the PowerTrip back in 2011, so we play it back after it came up this week. Also, an exclusive interview with Vikings Offensive Coordinator Wes Phillips.
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The Company Has Learned...
Indiana Hawkey was in full force after a series of emails from the bosses got him going. Sauce places a ton of bets, and the Baltimore Ravens just keep on winning, so let's sing!
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Clips & Sleds
The Baltimore Ravens preseason game takes precedence, so we've got a PowerTrip Montage after we discuss who we think wins Initials Invitational Game #4.
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Dave Despaigne (reprise)
Dave Despaigne is back and he's as horny as ever. Pre-season football is back and glorious. And Dave predicts the Initials Invitational game incorrectly for a 3rd week in a row.
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Sauce’s Clauses
We found several clauses in Sauce's new contract. Ben Leber nails Ciara, and Dave incorrectly predicts Initials Invitational Game #2.
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Door-Dashing Arby’s
We're finally back to talk Initials Invitational, the Open Championship, Dave's broken hand (ROSIE!), Chuck's Initials debut, and a Kriesel quote that may have gone too far.
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Fifteen, Twenty-Thousand Feet
A fun week on the PowerTrip featuring Ben's Balls, Tommy getting tested for Gigantism, and Zach diving feet-first into the water debate.
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Cash and Prizes Cloud Formations
Tommy's big US Open win, Meatsauce sings to Star, Rosie's a Fraud, Swedberg makes the QOTW, and there's a new Zach in town.
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Every Song Is About Fornication
A new MEATSAUCE! Montage, Betz Investigates, Quotes is rubbing elbows with A-Listers, and every show on KFAN now has the gambling bug.
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Your Dream PowerTrip Crew
We give our favorite PowerTrip lineups based on the "Build your own PowerTrip show" point system and play audio from the very first time Adam Thielen was mentioned on the show.
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Vegas, Fanny Packs, and Douchebags
Dave recaps PowerTripVegas 2022 and a whole mix of stuff like Progrum Password, a lost bet, and one more installment of our favorite segment.
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Vegas Scavenger Hunt and a Total Badass
It's the big Vegas preview show. We have some Vegas Quotes of the Week, setup a Vegas Scavenger Hunt, and talk one of our favorite Vegas show attendees and total badass Nate Scot.
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Do You Want To (bleep) A Snowman?
Sauce finds some adult films related to Snowmen in a classic clip, Rate That Impression makes a triumphant return, and tons of Minnesota sports live score updates!
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Maxx Fuller - Unhinged
No one has ever turned down more Maxx (@KFANFIGHTS), so we talk to him about Europe, his childhood, working at Deja Vu, starting in radio, Chad Abbott's amazing interviewing skills, working with the guys, Pro Wrestling, MMA, the Wolves, and being a girl Dad. Hell, the KKK even makes an appearance.
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Change, Now It’s Time For Change
Opinions can change over time, so we introduce a new Banger of a segment about that, we read from the Book of Meatsauce, and give lots of live updates on the Minnesota vs. Minnesota State Frozen Four game.
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Will the Real Mike Morris Please Stand Up
The Boys are in Ireland, the Initials Eliminator happened, and we've got 1 new and 5 Classic Quotes to make your day.
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Gettin’ Jiggy Wit It
We play audio from the Will Smith interview, talk AJ's Initials retirement and bending the knee, and tell you the secret to Hawk winning bets.
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Hawk Walk 2022
Hawk Walk 2022 is in the books and we break it all down. Then after the Bets/Quotes updates, we look at some old predictions made on the PowerTrip and see who won and lost.
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MOM AND DAD ARE FIGHTING!
Mom and Dad are fighting and we answer the tough question - which one is Mom? We also have the ultimate "Meatsauce!" montage and the potential Bet of the Year and Quote of the Year.
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It’s A Matter Of Principle
Dave is back from Vegas. The After Party is back from the dead. Is Betz coming back? Negotiations are ongoing.
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Cory Robot
We talk about the Sweet 16 of the Quote of the Year Tournament and then Cory Robot joins for Quotes Notes.
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The 2021 Quote of the Year Tournament
It's the 2021 Quote of the Year Selection Show. Hear all the quotes in the field and our continued inability to pick which ones will win.
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2021 PowerTrip Awards Show
We hand out the Golden Dongs on the 2021 PowerTrip Award Show. Categories include Song, TV Show, Initials Champ, Betting Champ, Live Show, Rookie, Bit, Bet, Preposterous Statement and Moment of the Year. And 2 Locks of the Week to keep you going strong.
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Dave Despaigne
Dave Despaigne is a deeply disturbed young man. We play his deepest thoughts on what he would like Cory to do to him.
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Let‘s Play, Bitches!
The first-game of PowerTrip Trivia, Bitch! is played when Tommy and Haley join and flex their elite PowerTrip minds. Play along and see if you can keep up. And, fresh off a 4-1 Locks of the Week record, we try to keep the momentum running.
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Happy Thanksgiving
It's Thanksgiving and in cliche form, we offer up some PowerTrip things we're thankful for. Plus it's Quotes of the Week right off the bat and 5 locks of the week.
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It‘s a Double-Walkoff
Back-to-back weeks that Dave and Chuck have had opposing Locks of the Week. Chuck took the cash last week; who gets it this week? Plus a Dong Standup call as we go Down Memory Lane.
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Glad That Came Up Organically
Quotes Notes kicks off the show today, and then it's Bets, Quotes and an opportunity for you to celebrate 20 years of the PowerTrip.
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Zimmer Loves Ghostbusters
It's bye week, so that Mike Zimmer press conference time and he offers his thoughts on Zach being a drug mule, Ghostbusters and Sheraton Hotels. Plus We pregnancy speculation, a double Lock of the Week and Dave's still pissed about the non-call in the Gophers/Huskies game.
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Spaghetti with Meatsauce
PowerTrip the Restaurant needs to be a thing, and we've got the menu ready to go. And we go down memory lane to hear a Meatsauce rant about Christian Ponder.
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Splitting Up - Part 1
Duel of the Decades has Betz pissed off for a second week in a row. No more Twins scuttlebutt for Lou. Bets update. Quotes of the Week.
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Splitting Up - Part 2
A banger of a Quotes Notes open, Quotes Notes, Locks of the Week and a bold Vikings prediction.
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Splitting Up - Part 3
A banger of a Quotes Notes open, Quotes Notes, Locks of the Week and a bold Vikings prediction.
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Otis Nixon‘s in Jail
New Quotes, Classic Quotes, and deep-dive into the brain of Meatsauce. And quite possibly our best podcast liner of all time.
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Rejected Mike Grimm lyrics
Not every lyric idea can make it into a Mike Grimm call for the Gophers, so we give life to some of the ones that got rejected. Oh, and Andrew Sendejo is still a Todd.
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