The Better Half

The One With Javier Bardem's Fuckass Bob. That's right, you can run, you can hide, but that vile haircut is coming for you! This episode, the hosts discuss No Country for Old Men, directed by the Coen Brothers. In the recap, this movie hits the gas and never lets up with one of the most menacing characters seen in a Best Picture winner yet. Will anyone survive their encounter with Anton Chigurh? In the 2nd half, the hosts discuss the directors, the actors, and the 80th Academy Awards. Plus an exciting announcement for episode 23!Follow us on Instagram @thebetterhalf_pod

The One Where Elaine from Seinfeld Absolutely Hates This Movie. This episode, Bradley and Carly dissect the romantic war drama, The English Patient. In the recap, the hosts juggle the two major timelines of the movie and the ultimate harrowing journey of Almásy, played by Ralph Fiennes (the guy who played Voldemort, you know). In the 2nd half, Carly shares how this movie served as a pivotal plot point in a Seinfeld episode, and Bradley reveals the Lesser Half at the 69th (nice) Academy Awards. Lastly, find out what movie is next!Follow us on Instagram @thebetterhalf_pod

The One where James Stewart Plays a Killer Clown?? This episode, Bradley and Carly recap the circus drama, The Greatest Show on Earth (but is it the greatest FILM on Earth?). In the recap, Bradley talks about Brad, the circus manager played by Charlton Heston and how most of the film plays like one long circus documentary. Plus, this movie has a Claw Hand, an actual trainwreck, and woman who nearly gets stepped on by an elephant. In the 2nd half, the hosts scratch their heads and theorized how in the WORLD this movie is a Best Picture winner. And finally, after 20 movies, the hosts are heading to the 90s for the first time. Follow us on Instagram @thebetterhalf_pod

The One Where the Rain in Spain Stays Mainly in the Plain. That's right, Bradley and Carly are discussing the musical, My Fair Lady, starring Audrey Hepburn. In the 1st half, they discuss how the podcast gods have been leading the hosts to this film all along. In the recap, Bradley guides the listeners through Eliza Doolittle's transformation from cockney accents to ROYALTY??? In the 2nd half, the hosts discuss the casting controversy that spilled over into the 37th Academy Awards. Plus, find out what movie Bradley and Carly are doing for their TWENTIETH episode! Follow us on Instagram @thebetterhalf_pod

The One Where a Kid Gets Slapped A Thousand Times. This episode, Bradley and Carly are heading to church to talk about the musical-comedy-drama, Going My Way, starring Bing Crosby as Father O'Malley. In the recap, it's daddy vs daddy as Father O'Malley is preparing to take over the parish from the elderly (and very sexist) Father Fitzgibbon. In the midst of all the musical-comedy-drama-ness, the film introduces a barrage of wacky characters such as an old girlfriend/opera star, two teen gang leaders, and an 18-year-old runaway who doesn't know how to sing. In the 2nd half, the hosts discuss the stars and the 17th Academy Awards. Plus, they may not be done with the musical-comedy-drama genre for their next film!Follow us on Instagram @thebetterhalf_pod

The One with THAT Beach Scene! This episode, Bradley and Carly break down the incredibly powerful LGBTQ film, Moonlight. In the first half, Bradley recaps the movie's three act structure following the life of Chiron from little boy to OMG HOT MAN. The hosts touch down on the impeccable performances of Mahershala Ali, Janelle Monáe and Naomie Harris. In the 2nd half, the hosts discuss the historic 89th Academy Awards where La La Land was mistakenly announced as the Best Picture winner. Plus, it's time to travel back to the 1940s for their next film. Follow us on Instagram @thebetterhalf_pod

The One with That Iconic Chase Scene! This episode, Bradley and Carly are visiting the 70s for the first time by recapping the cop drama, The French Connection. During the recap, Bradley will introduce several colorful characters such as Popeye, Cloudy, and Kinky Boots. Later, the hosts will talk about that fun subway chase scene and the even MORE fun chase scene on the streets of Brooklyn. In the 2nd half, Carly talks about the well-received sequel, 2 French 2 Connection, and find out why she is so mad at Charlie Chaplin. Plus, the hosts are very excited to announce their next film! Follow us on Instagram @thebetterhalf_pod

The One with a Tragic Accident Involving Horses, a Titanic Reference, and a Child Star. This episode, the hosts are discussing the sixth best picture winner (that's 6, as in 1-2-3-4-5-SIX), Cavalcade. During the recap, Bradley takes you through the turn of the century and the lives of some very melodramatic British people. Carly gushes about an overt Titanic reference, and the world will never forget Fanny f***ing Bridges. Plus, find out what happened at the 6th Academy Awards, and the hosts are heading to a new decade for their next film. Follow us on Instagram @thebetterhalf_pod

The One With All the Poop Buckets. Yes, that's right, the hosts are discussing 2020's Nomadland, starring Frances McDormand, and directed by a WOMAN, Chloé Zhao. In the 1st half, Bradley recaps Frances's incredible performance as Fern, while Carly makes sure to point out every bathroom-related scene. In the 2nd half, the hosts talk about the beautiful cinematography and the inclusion of real life nomads in the film. Plus, Bradley breaks down the ill-received 93rd Academy Awards and the hosts announce their next film. Follow us on Instagram @thebetterhalf_pod

The One Where, Confidentially, She Stinks! Its the holiday episode of The Better Half as the hosts break down the non-holiday movie, You Can't Take It with You. In the 1st half, Bradley describes how a timid little man named Mr. Poppins is kidnapped in broad daylight by an eccentric and quirky family. And you won't quite believe what happens when Alice invites her boyfriend over for dinner. In the 2nd half, Carly reacts to the titles of the other Best Picture nominees and waits forever before telling Bradley how Lionel Barrymore is related to Drew Barrymore. Plus, find out the first movie of 2026!Follow us on Instagram @thebetterhalf_pod

The One Where the Women Murder Their Husbands and It's Iconic. This episode, Bradley and Carly welcome their 2nd Friend-of-the-Pod, Amber Blanchard (Bradley's older sister), to talk about the musical movie adaptation Chicago! Bradley and Amber discuss their connection to the film growing up and Carly questions why they were watching this movie so young. The trio break down the iconic Cell Block Tango and there's differing opinions on the handsomeness of Richard Gere. Plus, rankings and ratings and the reveal of the next movie!Follow us on Instagram @thebetterhalf_pod

The One Where a Young Woman Learns to Become a Mistress and That's Totally Normal. This episode, Bradley and Carly are discussing the musical romantic movie, Gigi, directed by Liza Minnelli's father, Vincente Minnelli. During the recap, the hosts question the social norms in which women train to become a wealthy man's mistress. Additionally, Bradley falls in love with Gaston, and Carly is the first to point out those fake ass champagne noises. In the 2nd half, the hosts rate and rank the film and discuss the 31st Academy Awards. Plus, the reveal of the next movie and a tease to Bradley's childhood. In loving memory to Bradley's precious cat, Catssidy (2015-2025) Follow us on Instagram @thebetterhalf_pod

The One Where The Better Half Turns 10! That's right, Bradley and Carly celebrate ten full episodes of the pod with the 1949 political drama, All the King's Men. In the 1st half, the hosts talk about the rise and fall of Willie Stark, and the absolute iconography of the Sadie Burke character (we got a QUEEN people). In the 2nd half, Bradley talks about a Best Picture nominee with an intriguing title, and Carly spills on the dark history of Mercedes McCambridge, who plays Sadie. Plus, it's time for another musical for episode 11!Follow us on Instagram @thebetterhalf_pod

The One Where Lupita Nyong'o is a STAR!! This episode, Bradley and Carly break down the biographical historical film, 12 Years a Slave. In the first half, the hosts recap the harrowing journey of Solomon Northup, including his friendship with Patsy, and his mission to reunite with his family in New York. In the 2nd half, in a complete tonal shift, the hosts talk about the 86th Academy Awards hosted by Ellen DeGeneres which produced two iconic internet moments. Plus, they head to a new decade for their next film!Follow us on Instagram @thebetterhalf_pod

The One Where Carly Hates Subtitles (lol JK, but maybe?) This episode, Bradley and Carly talk about the film that the New York Times declared was the best film of the 21st century- Parasite! In the 1st half, the hosts recap the film including all of those jaw-dropping twists and turns and the word "peach" gets way overused. In the 2nd half, the hosts discuss Bong Joon Ho's other films and the details of the 92nd Academy Awards which suspiciously took place right before the COVID-19 pandemic. Plus, the reveal of the episode 9 movie!Follow us on Instagram @thebetterhalf_pod

The One Where They Don't Actually Use Any Terms of Endearment. In this episode, Bradley and Carly complete the Shirley MacLaine trilogy with the family drama Terms of Endearment. In the first half, the hosts recap the movie, and Carly fawns over all the child actors while Bradley fawns over Jack Nicholson's hot dad bod. In the 2nd half, Carly manages to find even more facts about Shirley MacLaine, and they both briefly discuss the ill-advised sequel. Plus, the hosts are VERY excited to announce their next film. Follow us on Instagram @thebetterhalf_pod

The One with that Bonkers Office Holiday Party. This episode, Bradley and Carly discuss the black-and-white romantic comedy, The Apartment. In the 1st half, the hosts gush over the cutest little love story and the script's snappy dialogue. In the 2nd half, Bradley changes the tier ranking system and Carly spills on Shirley MacLaine's unique spirituality. Plus, the hosts may not be done with Shirley when they announce their next film. Follow us on Instagram @thebetterhalf_pod

The One with Our First Guest on the Pod! In this episode, Bradley and Carly travel to the place their friendship began- Manhattan, Kansas- to discuss the boxing drama, Million Dollar Baby. Even more exciting- they are joined by their first guest, Friend-of-the-Pod, Eddy Gonzalez! In the 1st half, they recap the film, including highlighting the amazing Hilary Swank and discussing the most vile characters they've seen yet. In the 2nd half, Eddy and Carly gang up on poor Bradley while they discuss the hotness of the actors. Plus, the hosts are heading back to the 60s for their next film. Follow us on Instagram @thebetterhalf_pod

The One Where, and We Are Not Kidding, a Man Rides an Ostrich. In this episode, Bradley and Carly put on their explorer hats to watch the lighthearted adventure film, Around the World in 80 Days. In the first half, the hosts discuss Passepartout's wild antics and unbelievable facial hair. In the 2nd half, Bradley shares about that time he matched with a Flat Earther on Tinder. Plus an exciting tease for episode 5, including location change and the pod's first guest. Follow us on Instagram @thebetterhalf_pod

The One where Charlie Sheen is Kinda Hot??? This episode, Bradley and Carly are serving up a recap of the Vietnam war drama, Platoon. In the first half, the hosts discuss this stacked cast, the duality of hot men, and Bradley highlights the film's light homoeroticism. In the 2nd half, Carly wonders where all the women are in this film and announces her spin-off podcast series. Finally, the reveal of the next movie (hint: there's a hot air balloon and unfortunate facial hair). Follow us on Instagram @thebetterhalf_pod

The One where It's Not Really Oliver Singing. This episode, Bradley and Carly dive deep into the movie musical adaptation of Oliver Twist by Charles Dickens. In the first half, learn what happens when Oliver dares to ask for more and how he finds community in a criminal organization. Plus, the co-hosts make sure to spotlight the only prominent female character, Nancy and the only prominent dog, Bullseye. In the 2nd half, Carly lets us know which actors suffered substance abuse issues and whatever happened to the child actor who played Oliver. Plus, ratings and rankings and the reveal of the next movie. Follow us on Instagram @thebetterhalf_pod

The One with All the Bubbles (and bubble butts!). In this episode, Bradley and Carly break down the very first Best Picture Winner- the 1927 silent war drama Wings. In the first half, the hosts recap the film, including all of Mary's antics, the famous bubble scene, and THAT kiss! In the 2nd half, the hosts discuss the first academy awards and the surprising connection to Taylor Swift. Plus find out how they rate and rank Wings, and which movie they will be discussing next! Follow us on Instagram @thebetterhalf_pod

Join Bradley and Carly as they embark on the ultimate passion project. In this episode, Bradley and Carly discuss their origin story, what they mean to each other, why they are starting a podcast, and what listeners can expect from future episodes. Follow us on Instagram @thebetterhalf_pod