The Beverly Podcast

It's Episode 17 and Beverly took an Ambien and discovered her subconscious had been Googling things! Fun! Also: A certain someone lost their virginity to an alt-right furry, Mark Ruffalo is letting himself go at a Glendale CVS, and Beverly has some thoughts on Timothée Chalamet's romantic choices. Plus: Celebrity "trivia", parasocial sons, and a bell that gets rung wayyy more than it should. Subscribe or Beverly will have you followed! Subscribe to THE BEVERLY PODCAST to unlock ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content at thebeverlypodcast.com

Sweet 16 and Beverly interviews Goldie and Mateo Gareza! — a mother-son stand-up duo who formed their comedy partnership because Mateo was half asleep in the car and just said "sure." He's 19, can't drive, doesn't have Instagram, and once played an Oompa Loompa at 6'3". Goldie did DIY IVF, turned down a speaking line on Star Trek, and has zero regrets about any of it! Also: Beverly's daughters remain disasters, Glennon Doyle still hasn't agreed to fight to the death, and the Virgin America safety video is genuinely a banger. Subscribeeee you know you want tooooo! Subscribe to THE BEVERLY PODCAST to unlock ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content at thebeverlypodcast.com

Beverly has entered her California era, and she's trading Pilgrim energy for tarot cards and woo-woo wisdom! This week: Beverly explains why she's basically a human app (patent pending), takes partial accountability for Bradley Cooper's face and accidentally listens to her daughter do things no mother should ever hear at a farmer's market. Then it's off to the tarot cards, where Beverly channels her God-given Jewish intuition to solve at least one relationship, possibly offend two major religious groups and concludes that the Knight of Wands is basically saying: have more sex. The Talmud says no to divination. Beverly says she'll think about it. Subscribe or she will yell at you. $4 a month. It's less than a bully stick bite! (Look it up.) Subscribe to THE BEVERLY PODCAST to unlock ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content at thebeverlypodcast.com

Beverly celebrates Shavuot — the B-list Jewish holiday you've never heard of — by explaining the Ten Commandments (mostly correctly), recapping the Book of Ruth (mostly correctly), and sharing how a four-hour call with a JetBlue customer service rep taught her everything she needed to know about loyalty, dairy, and not committing adultery with her neighbor's lawnmower! Also: Rachelle has done something terrible, Sydney Sweeney was in a Nordstrom fitting room, and someone's bat mitzvah was canceled because of a toilet seat cover text. Happy Shavuot! Eat some cheesecake and come back next week! Subscribe to THE BEVERLY PODCAST to unlock ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content at thebeverlypodcast.com

Beverly is back and unluckier than ever for Episode 13. She opens with a long-overdue apology letter to Christie Brinkley — complete with a 1993 Hamptons disaster involving norovirus, a lecherous orthodontist, and a chance nude encounter with Billy Joel. From there, Beverly tackles aging gracefully (or as she prefers, "aging naturally"), weighs in on who in Hollywood is doing it right vs. who's "wearing their face like a mask," and delivers the latest chaotic updates on her twins Rachelle and Lainie — one of whom is squatting at Beverly's best friend's house and the other just got arrested at Trader Joe's. It's Episode 13, and Beverly has zero regrets! Subscribe to THE BEVERLY PODCAST to unlock ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content at thebeverlypodcast.com

On episode 12 of The Beverly Podcast, Beverly sits down with Marnina and Micah (aka Couplet), a married Jewish musical comedy duo who Beverly met at a Grand Theft Auto-themed Bar Mitzvah! Topics covered include: getting fired from Trader Joe's for hurling pasta sauce, the correct way to prove you're a real lesbian, non-binary pronoun fries and Beverly's ongoing one-sided feud with Glennon Doyle. Baby TBD. Catch Couplet live: Boston (June 27–28, Huntington Theatre) with their award-winning Fringe show Honey Honey Moon Moon — about the queer Jewish wedding that almost didn't happen. Plus LA in June and Edinburgh in August with their brand new hour, "Folk Marry Kill". Find them everywhere as Couplet! Subscribe to THE BEVERLY PODCAST to unlock ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content at thebeverlypodcast.com

It's episode 11 — or as Beverly calls it, Episode Millie Bobby Brown! In this one, Beverly stages a wellness intervention for Brett, who has somehow made it this far without ever going to a spa. Plus, Beverly issues a formal debate challenge to the self-help industrial complex (Mel, Brené, Glennon — you know who you are). Glory holes are discussed as an emerging gender-neutral wellness space, the Trader Joe's origin story takes a dark turn and much more! Beverly has a Memberful and considers it medically necessary.   Subscribe to THE BEVERLY PODCAST to unlock ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content at thebeverlypodcast.com

Beverly cannot have it all, and neither can you — but at least your problems are less weird than hers! This week, Bev confesses to a certain encounter at the Grand Floridian pool (spoiler: no milk, just vibes), clears Kanye West's name once and for all, and delivers a cruicila update on Lainie. Plus: the ongoing pug custody battle with Rachelle, Elisabeth Finch getting 69 cents, and Beverly's extremely confident speech pathology career. Subscribe or she will scream! Subscribe to THE BEVERLY PODCAST to unlock ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content at thebeverlypodcast.com

Beverly Ginsberg is back for episode nine! It's April, spring has sprung and she has *thoughts* about circumcision. From the four horsemen of the uncircumcised to a chance encounter with Maasai warriors in Tanzania, Beverly takes you on a deeply personal, wildly digressive, and somehow educational tour of foreskin history, culture, and philosophy. Also: a missing daughter, a new Shark Tank pitch, the three F's of stimulation and a Fiddler on the Roof fetishist. Subscribe so Beverly doesn't yell at you! Subscribe to THE BEVERLY PODCAST to unlock ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content at thebeverlypodcast.com

Beverly Ginsberg returns with a special guest — her beloved goddaughter SpaghettiOs! — for a deep dive into freshman year at Emerson College, the state of human interaction in the age of AI, and why an invitation is not a subpoena. Also: more cancer fakers, a brief confession about a Kennedy, and Beverly's open challenge to the wellness industrial complex. Subscribe to THE BEVERLY PODCAST to unlock ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content at thebeverlypodcast.com

Beverly tackles Passover - retelling the Exodus story her way! From Moses in the Nile to the parting of the Red Sea, complete with commentary on Charlton Heston's post-burning-bush glow-up, a generational "sexual awakening" debate (Yentl, Call Me By Your Name, Casper), her chaotic Seder guest list, daughter Laney's run-in with the cops, and Rochelle's unused "sexy Seder" routine. It all builds to a modern-day Passover parable: being held hostage in the Trader Joe's freezer aisle. Subscribe to THE BEVERLY PODCAST to unlock ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content at thebeverlypodcast.com

Beverly takes accountability for something involving a young celebrity on a Santa Monica beach, Lainey finds purpose walking a rescue doodle named Bonkers and the AI Talmud weighs in on murder. Also: Italian men, serial killers and an emotional affair over cafeteria food. The dog is fine!!!   Subscribe to THE BEVERLY PODCAST to unlock ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content at thebeverlypodcast.com

This week Beverly tackles relaxation! — and immediately derails it by confessing she may have contributed to a certain famous celebrity's demise (Ambien + kitchen appliances over a fence = you'll just have to listen). Also, Bev introduces us to her daughter's rare pug Knaidel, gets banned from a sound bath, consults the Talmud on sleep positions and discovers humans have 12 anal glands!!! Fix the micro, fix the macro. Mazel tov! Subscribe to THE BEVERLY PODCAST to unlock ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content at thebeverlypodcast.com

Beverly gets a new wellness coach—and she's a psychic medium! Ivy Sunderji is an Evidential Psychic Medium, which Bev's not buying but has questions: Is your dead uncle watching you during sex? Do bad people get peaceful afterlives? Can mediums channel aliens from the Galactic Federation? All will (maybe) be revealed! After learning about "medium school" Beverly tries to use Ivy to send a psychic message to her living estranged brother Marvin and demands they contact Jeffrey Epstein. Will they contact him?! Listen to find out!   Subscribe to THE BEVERLY PODCAST to unlock ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content at thebeverlypodcast.com

This week, Beverly explains why Purim is truly the sexiest Jewish holiday, accidentally takes credit for a certain Jello spokesperson's behavior and reveals what really happened at the temple carnival with Bev's Hebrew school teacher. Plus: relationship drama with Marshall the secret voter, why Jews don't worship idols (or tikis) and the Talmud's stance on female orgasms! Subscribe to THE BEVERLY PODCAST to unlock ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content at thebeverlypodcast.com

Beverly comes out as (more) Jewish than expected, takes accountability for a "Royal" scandal, and shares family updates including Lainie's new catfishing hobby. Plus: the truth about Dubai chocolate and an uncomfortable voting history investigation involving bedroom roleplay. Featuring life advice from 1¾ Jews trying to stay sane in an insane world! Subscribe to THE BEVERLY PODCAST to unlock ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content at thebeverlypodcast.com

Welcome to the premiere of The Beverly Podcast! Meet Beverly, a 75-year-old Jewish woman who moved to California to start the second half of her life with better weather and bigger ambitions. In this first episode, Beverly introduces her "wellness" podcast (complete with a safety bell for problematic statements), shares updates on her twin daughters and boyfriend Marshall, discusses her big move from MA to CA and explains why she wants to be eaten by a humpback whale. Join Beverly and producers Dana and Brett for laughs, life lessons and oh so much more! -- Subscribe to THE BEVERLY PODCAST to unlock ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content at thebeverlypodcast.com

THE BEVERLY PODCAST is a satire of every self-improvement podcast you've ever hate-subscribed to! Hosted by Beverly Ginsberg, a self-appointed expert in all areas. (Except like, how to turn her phone flashlight off or global geopolitics and stuff.) A lifelong New Englander newly transplanted to California, Bev aims to be the next Mel Robbins--if Mel Robbins was your mother's most unhinged friend. More laugh-out-loud than actually life-improving, The Beverly Podcast covers weekly topics ranging from "aging gracefully" to "serial killers" as well as Bev's wildly active love life at age 75, the ongoing chaos of parenting her adult twin daughters Lainie and Rachelle (both 39, both single, both semi-functional), and everything in between. Mostly Bev holds court solo, spreading her wisdom cream cheese on her bagel of an audience, but occasionally she invites special guests to join her in deep diving into things like mediumship or pronouns. The show is pure, nutty chaos and you might even learn something! If you're into Jewish joy, Queer Pride, the self-care industry complex, overbearing mothers, true crime, antidepressants, multi-level marketing and/or abortions, this show is for YOU! Subscribe to THE BEVERLY PODCAST to unlock ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content at thebeverlypodcast.com