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The Bite

Stuck in a doomscroll? I'm Jack Anderson and each week you can join me for a hot, fresh, slightly undercooked episode of The Bite; the bite-sized podcast where I try to reprogram your brain with uplifting stupidity, deeply unserious information and satirical social commentary. I can't guarantee you'll learn anything. In fact, I can't guarantee anything at all.New episodes weekly! Follow more to chew on @thebite_pod on socials xo

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    EP9: The Legendary Flu Episode

    This week on The Bite! What I would do with a trillion dollars, why Jaws 4 has me all jazzed up, and college students are getting dumber; why sexy books could be the answer.Hungry for more? I doubt it, but if so follow @thebite_pod on socials!

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    EP8: Vanilla Ice Saves America, Parasitic Ticketing Companies, and Post Malones Big Ass

    This week on The Bite! I dive in to why your favourite artists are cancelling their shitty tours, how Vanilla Ice is the last man standing in the latest line of patriotic Americans, and how you can waste a ton of money getting nowhere on Tinder for Idiots (not the real name for legal purposes).Hungry for more? I doubt it, but if so follow @thebite_pod on socials!

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    EP7: Homemade Psy-ops, Dog-Human Hybrids, and 5 Easy House Party Exit Strategies

    This week on The Bite! I dive in to why video gamers are addicted to masturbating, how to avoid getting too drunk at parties this winter, and how a possibly human-dog experimental hybrid gave me a heart attack.Hungry for more? Doubt it, but if so follow @thebite_pod on socials!

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    EP6: Ethically Sourced Dick Pills, Googles Facelift, and the Fall of L&P

    This week on The Bite! My guide to buying dick pills on the internet, why a once great kiwi beverage is now a shadow of its former self, and what the AI nerds are up to with your favourite search engine. Hungry for more? I doubt it, but if so follow @thebite_pod on socials!

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    EP5: An Angry Toilet, Weak Chocolate, and More AI Blunders

    This week on The Bite! How my life was nearly destroyed by a sentient toilet, the crumbling facade of a beloved confectionery, and the effects of AI on the US education system.Hungry for more? I doubt it, but if so follow @thebite_pod on socials!

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    EP4: Creep Goggles, Flaccid Sandwiches, and Shitting Away Your Memories

    This week on The Bite! The dark descent of a once great sandwich chain, defecating with such intensity you lose your memories, and why smart glasses have enabled the modern day peeping Tom. Hungry for more? I doubt it, but if so FOLLOW @thebite_pod on socials!

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    EP3: AI Models, Freaky Fitness, and Perverted Pet Food

    This week on The Bite! How to know if you're being scammed by AI generated conservative instagram models, why pet food advertising is perverted, and footwear-based danger rankings of pub patrons.Hungry for more? I doubt it, but if you are FOLLOW @thebite_pod!

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    EP2: Cults, Pavlova, and a Very Sore Ass

    This week on The Bite! Anus-adjacent bullfighting injuries, how to speed run your favourite fringe religion, the controversial return of Kanye West, and why Pavlova is for cowards. Hungry for more? I doubt it, but if you are FOLLOW @thebite_pod!

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    EP1: The Maiden Voyage

    This week on The Bite! National Geographic's "white men at house parties", why Doordash is shaming you, and how to avoid urinating on your own feet.Hungry for more? I doubt it, but if you are FOLLOW @thebite_pod!

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Stuck in a doomscroll? I'm Jack Anderson and each week you can join me for a hot, fresh, slightly undercooked episode of The Bite; the bite-sized podcast where I try to reprogram your brain with uplifting stupidity, deeply unserious information and satirical social commentary. I can't guarantee you'll learn anything. In fact, I can't guarantee anything at all.New episodes weekly! Follow more to chew on @thebite_pod on socials xo

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Jack Anderson

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Stuck in a doomscroll? I'm Jack Anderson and each week you can join me for a hot, fresh, slightly undercooked episode of The Bite; the bite-sized podcast where I try to reprogram your brain with uplifting stupidity, deeply unserious information and satirical social commentary. I can't guarantee...

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