The Blob Halford Show

On this week's show... We shout out our friend Liam from Guts, dumbest countries, animals changing gender, a raccoon gets drunk and almost drowns, mailing semen is now legal, and more!

On this week's show... Matt is back from Slovakia, Gorillaz vs. Uncle Acid, aloe vera farts, sucked out an airplane window, mouth sewn shut, the iron lung is over, and more!

On this week's show... A special guest joins us, worst music of the month, Pakistani placenta, Santa Claus is a pedo, a boy rises from the dead, and more!

On this week's show... A Blob Halford trivia game, video game porno, herpes from fast food, smelly nerds, women are pedos too, Mexican Batman, and more!

On this week's show... Join Lee as he plays you the best clips from The Blob Halford Show from over the past year! Featuring some of the most requested segments and moments. You won't wanna miss this!

On this week's show... Our buddy Alex joins us; we discuss breakups, the clip-o-matic 3000, Bonnie Blue is at it again, another dog shoots a human, Florida Man returns, and more! 

On this week's show... Weird Wheel of Fortune guests, Lee's poop adventure, Matt's paper is getting published,  Uber's dumb list, gluing your dickhole shut, son accused of sex with mom, and more!

On this week's show... It's our 50th/anniversary! Join us as Lee's discusses his travels, dumb segment idea, worst music of the month, dogs shooting humans on the rise, NYC manhole dangers, and so much more!

On this edition of Blob Halford Meets: George Flett returns with his buddy and sound wizard, Jim Maguire. They discuss the upcoming North X North West, British people can't take compliments, Dan Aykroyd, chain-smoking, docking, and so much more... all with special guests!

On this edition of Blob Halford Meets: Joe Pickett. One half of the Found Footage Festival, where they travel the world with their VHS collection. We discuss the tapes they find, Larry Pierce, Steve Vai's fairy tale marriage, Devoted to Donkeys, getting sued for pranks, who will win the Super Bowl, and so much more!

On this edition of Blob Halford Meets: Tim Sult Tim is the guitarist from Lee's favourite band, Clutch, and his biggest influence. Listen as he tries to keep his composure while they discuss Clutch's new album, who would play their Back to the Beginning, a cover of "My Sharona", dealing with record labels, and much more!

On this week's show... Matt lost the election, interview announcements, accidentally watching gay porn, saline in testicles, don't threaten Obama, dog vs. dog, and more!

On this week's show... We played a show in 2026, The Lever of Random Clips, dog shoots owner, Secret Service caught masturbating, and more!

On this week's show... The return of What Do These Things Have in Common, girl power saves the day, Lee hates Boston, baby born on airplane, roadkill at the Chinese restaurant, and more!

On this week's show... Matt discusses running for office, Lee joins the Reform Party, fake bear attacks, drinking cow urine, masturbation in cars, and more!

On this week's show... Matt is running for office, Worst Music of the Month, RFK Jr. loves raccoon penis, hammer smashed face, chimp civil war, and more!

On this week's show... We pull the lever of random clips, A.I. Party in Manchester, don't tell any child they're hot, viagra in chocolate, Easter egg skull, and more!

On this week's show... Fake adventure idea, What Do These Things Have in Common: The Game, toe sucking prison sentence, seagulls hate googly eyes, and more!

On this week's show... It was Lee's birthday, the worst music of the month, sharks are on cocaine, an amputee shoots a man, date a VTuber for money, and more!

On this week's show... How will Blob get to the next gig, an interview with Morrissey, lasagna mis-carriage, ant-trading networking, and the crimes of feeding the homeless

On this edition of Blob Halford Meets: Dan McLaughlin. Dan is a local Manchester poet and works in the news. Join us as we ramble on about performing on stage, the news industry, and all sorts of random topics.

On this week's show... Blob Halford vs. being banned at venues, Matt lost a bag, Ramadan flight, teacher pees in the class, Party Mom makes teens have sex, and more!

On this week's show...   Matt is here, debating whether threesomes are gay, weird animal sounds game, the music of Lucille Bogan, people identifying as animals, the prophet hates Chinese restaurants, spiders vs. fire, and more!

On this week's show...   Lee is still ill, live TV fails, sex with a dead deer, lesbians don't like trans women, dog trashes the streets, and more!

On this week's show...   Matt is back and injured, worst music of the month, Valentine's Day collapse, transforming into a snake, foot sniffer, and more!

On this week's show... Super Bowl Halftime of racism, Video Dating continued, acid makes your penis bigger, RFK Jr. helps put things in your ass, filming yourself urinating everywhere, and more!

On this edition of Blob Halford Meets... Bubba Smith. Who is Bubba Smith? A member of Florida's own legendary hardcore band Nervous Breakdown and a personal friend of Blob Halford. Join us as we discuss the hardcore scene, South Carolina, Danny McBride, spending time in jail, and more!

On this week's show...   A local promoter is pissing off bands, breakups are never fun, Dumb Fuck of the Week, WWI bomb up your ass, all he wanted was a Pepsi, Florida man gets sucked off, and more!

On this week's show...   Awful social media posts from bands, a huge announcement from Blob Halford, the crappiest music of the month, a woman dates twin brothers, pandas are not gay, a prostitute on a school bus, and more!

On this week's show... The Eagles sound like garbage, an attempt to interview Morrissey, no cell phones at shows, crappy reggae to fight feminism, farts may stop Alzheimer's, speaking Spanish after surgery, don't take a dead woman on an airplane, and more!

On this week's show... How to keep people engaged on social media, misheard lyrics that sound like the n-word, 80s dating tape pt. 2, WAYMO is gonna kill you, an elephant is on a murderous rampage, and more!

On this week's show...   WE'RE BACK. Let's discuss the holidays, what did we put in our vagina/penis/rectum in 2025, dating tapes from the 80s, 3700 year old incest, kick a Scots balls before they're gone, Officer Frog on duty, Pakistan hates gays less than usual, and more!

On this week's show and the last of 2025...   Blob Halford Christmas Party, gig review, the origins of our soundbites, new pill makes women horny again, gay cowboy robot vs. streamer, sperm donation is filled with cancer, don't spit out a leaf in the UK, and more!

On this week's show... The 2025 Word of the Year goes to..., the year's most popular Pornhub searches, the Taliban hates Peaky Blinders, when geese attack, and more!

On this week's show...   US vs UK stand up, losers who pay for Spotify listeners, hatred of cover bands, Kim Kardashian's brain has legit holes in it, raccoon gets wasted, 80000 people attend an execution, and more!    

On this week's show...   Hitler's DNA, being classy gets you nowhere, Thanksgiving lessons, Japan is under attack from bears, Texans try to invade Haiti, and much more!

On this week's show...   Absurd humour drives around Manchester, how to get a gig and lose it in 48 hours, a dog shoots his owner, don't put weed in your cake for work, TikTok karma, and more!

On this week's show...   Damnation Festival review, "How Much Does That Celeb Charge for an Autograph/Photo" game show, mom shoots diseased monkey on the loose, Holocaust parade, and getting angry at Reddit.

On this week's show...   Download review, a view into the world of Matt and Lee's band relationship, bad drop edits, a 1-year-old eats everything, the Navy is hiding stuff in San Francisco, Dr. Suess, and much more!

On this week's show... It's Halloween, what happened at Blobtoberfest, horror movies suck now, 80 year old goes missing, monkey on the loose with STDs, otters love to surf, and more!

On this week's episode...we give respect to Paradise Lost, London sucks, penis protest is freedom of speech, Spain is afraid of black cats, silly old bear, and more!

On this week's show...   What happened to David Lee Roth, Chinese people eating live frogs, pumpkin on the loose, poop to bring the dead back, tainted beer, and more!

On this week's show... Matt is here! Join us as we discuss Blobtoberfest, bootleg merch, lazy cops, French pedos, Florida is crazy, astronaut scam, vegans dying, Chinese films are less gay, and tons more!

On this week's show...   Food poisioning from Burger King, boy mistaken for a squirrel has been shot, Russians living in Indian caves, and more!

On this week's show... Freedom of speech, the dictionary has new words, African tribes in Scotland, proof that the wife is a woman, and keep your shoes clean.

On this week's show... Our own fest, "Who will I block today?", swingers at Satan's, pissing in soup, charges of witchcraft, and more!

On this week's show...   Getting left off a compilation album, getting ripped off (maybe), unfriendly bands, dog votes in an election, bee robbery, and more.

On this week's show... Charity gigs, chubby chasers, Batman saves the day, scissors to the balls, Jews in Japan, and an interview with System of a Down frontman "Serj Tankian"

On this week's show... Adventures of Blob Halford, how we look, flag burning, New World Screwworm, and Hugging crimes.

On this week's episode... Ozzy in Philly, fan bases are morons, a blind man sees through his teeth, France vs kids, and much more.