The Bluegill Report

Episodes

1. 5

   My Big Fat Alabama Christmas

   Just like clockwork, the Bluegill Report is back again. Sometimes when I wake up in the morning I look in the mirror and barely even recognize the figure looking back at me. Maybe a New Year’s resolution will fix that. We are so back right now.

   Jan 24, 2025

   1h 16m
2. 4

   The Rat King

   If you haven’t put it in your summer plans, make sure to come on up to Frazee to check out the worlds largest Turkey. No not the one downtown, there’s an even bigger one in the park. Your welcome.

   Jun 19, 2024

   57m
3. 3

   Stop Making Our Grandparents Sad

   Did you guys see the Northern lights?Kinda funny how they mess with GPS coordinates. Seems like there could be an agenda behind having the ability to manipulate a system of signals from space and blaming it on the sun, but I don’t know much I’m just a dumb podcast host.

   May 11, 2024

   59m
4. 2

   The Stanley Cup is Going Back to Calgary

   There’s a few tough jokes in this one, please proceed with caution. And if this is any admin with Grain Belt Premium, please know we promise to clean up our act.

   Apr 27, 2024

   50m
5. 1

   Peepless in Seattle

   Notice how we still don’t have ads? Nice right? Could be one of last modes of entertainment you consume where the capitalist lunch ladies aren’t trying to ladle advertisement beef stroganoff down your throat. Think about that and just Venmo us instead; don’t allow us to be sellouts.

   Apr 14, 2024

   59m
6. St. Patrick’s Day Special

   The weather is gorgeous, and you know what that means. Teenagers playing basketball. Doing their fancy alley-oops and no-look passes. Enough to make me sick. What ever happened to the Mikan drill? Playing their obnoxious foreign rap music. Pete is fricken pissed.

   Mar 21, 2024

   2h 59m
7. I Don’t Want Patrick Swayze to Kick My Ass

   Look man, before you say anything, I am fully aware that my smoke detector is out of batteries. I changed them the next morning. If there’s any complaints, Pete will kindly show you where to put them.

   Mar 12, 2024

   1h 11m
8. New Year Special

   Feel that? Yea. That’s new years magic in the air.

   Jan 13, 2024

   58m
9. Blaine’s Complicated Relationship With Corn

   Goodness gracious, it’s been a while. Are you people still here? We had to get away; the fan base has been a little overwhelming now that we’ve achieved a 35 listen average.

   Aug 21, 2023

   1h 06m
10. The Slab Attractor

    Do you know of any local slabs that would need attracting? I’m asking for a friend. If you have to ask what a slab is, you probably can’t attract one.

    Aug 3, 2023

    51m
11. Sunny-D Seltzers and Candy Cigarettes

    A BRAND NEW SEASON…..at least that’s what our marketing team recommended to boost listens. Personally, I’m doubtful, but feel more than free to prove me wrong.

    Jul 26, 2023

    48m
12. Atticbees

    The season finale is here! We’re joined by an old friend and big surprise; we talk about fish! We lie to you on a weekly basis, but you still take it like champs.

    Jul 15, 2023

    47m
13. Smurfs Are Definitely Communists

    Happy Monday Bluegills! Lots of current events in this one. Writing these bios feels really redundant doing it every week, but I’d like to see you do better. Sorry, that was a little aggressive.

    Jun 27, 2023

    44m
14. Been Raw-Doggin’ the Sun My Whole Life

    Sunglasses?? No way. There’s too much smoke anyway, and that’s not figurative. Happy Friday, Bluegills!

    Jun 16, 2023

    54m
15. Hot Tub Soup

    Happy Monday folks. This one has a lot of variety, and there’s something for everyone here. Especially if you’re into child labor laws being enforced at your favorite fast food chains.

    Jun 5, 2023

    53m
16. Your Mom Makes a Mean Bagel

    It was Mothers Day when we recorded this one. Hope you got your mom something; Jake can’t make it to all of them in one day!

    May 22, 2023

    46m
17. Cockshutt 30 Wheelchair

    It’s all about the sales pitch this week. It all leads up to the ultimate closer: What would you trade for a highlighter marker?

    May 2, 2023

    52m
18. The Queens Incarnate Corgis

    A bit of a short episode this week, but no lack of entertainment. The boys discuss the tradings of furs and the global economics of 1v1.

    Apr 24, 2023

    39m
19. I Heard It On The Grape Vine

    Tough weather strikes again this week in the North, but meanwhile Jake enjoys a nice cold bevy in the Michigan banana belt. Stay tuned for some deals you do NOT want to miss.

    Apr 6, 2023

    45m
20. 2003 Chevy Avalanche Clout

    There’s a lot to take in this week, and the winter grows long in the North country. So hunker down and enjoy another episode fellow Bluegills!

    Mar 28, 2023

    48m
21. GTA 3: Port Austin

    It’s another day in paradise with plenty of new marketplace deals. There’s a little bit for everyone in the case that you’re looking for bowling alley bench seats.

    Mar 25, 2023

    48m
22. The Bluegill Market

    NEW SEGMENT ALERT - that’s right, from the makers that brought you the Bluegill Report; Bluegill Market is your one stop shop for the best deals and steals.

    Mar 14, 2023

    41m
23. A Fresh Start

    It’s a comeback story…….again. After yet another hiatus, we have returned. We have new voices, ideas, and a new company culture. This isn’t your dad’s Bluegill Report. NEW and IMPROVED, and ready for your ears.

    Mar 13, 2023

    4m
24. A Good Ol’ Fashioned Adult Male Freestyle

    It’s been a successful week. Dylan did an archery thing. Blaine almost got beat up over cigarettes. Austin dishes up a fresh new set of trivia questions.

    Aug 4, 2022

    43m
25. Boat Ramp Humiliation

    Yet another morning where we discuss lake days, Austin’s love for space, and the a round of trivia questions that my stump you.

    Jul 25, 2022

    43m
26. Notorious K.I.P.

    A new fighter has entered the arena. We’ve searched our souls, and the answer is clear: Trivia. The Twosome is now a Threesome, and Dylan went to a concert.

    Jul 18, 2022

    41m
27. We ARE The Podcast

    We’re back. This time we mean business. We are committed. I slept through my alarm.

    Jul 11, 2022

    34m
28. The McRibbit

    The crew is back, with new faces and new places; on the podcast you never asked for. The boys discuss regional McDonalds menu items, states that suck, and online dating.

    Jan 11, 2022

    48m
29. Our Podcast Got Ruened

    It’s been a long time coming, and we finally find out what greases the wheel for Mr. TJ Ruen. Our menagerie of thoughts touches on the meat mountain, top tier jimmy rigs, and the time Blaine cleared the 9 dance floor.

    Apr 12, 2021

    57m
30. Sperry Got Shot

    The crew sits down with auto parts expert, Ethan Friton. We discuss a multitude of loosely related topics including cars, cartoon fan fiction, and communism.

    Mar 30, 2021

    55m
31. Caught in a Glizzard

    The guys invite good friend James Bowar to discuss the pandemic of drugs in small-town America, continue to explore the all-knowing Farmers Almanac, and unearth the discovery of the GLIZZARD!

    Mar 5, 2021

    52m
32. Kuchen and Zip-Up Hoodies

    The Bluegill Report sits down with guest star Matthew Sperry to discuss the virtues of zip-up hoodies, explore the muskrat den theory, and dive into the world of mink fur fashion; all while baking a delicious South Dakota delicacy.

    Mar 1, 2021

    45m