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This podcast is sponsored by Earn Haus.  More information at www.EarnHaus.com/Bobandtom The BOB & TOM Show — September 16, 2026 6:00 AM 6:01 — I’m your butt crack 6:04 — Used to love my butt crack but I left it behind me — Josh 6:09 — Letter — Tom is a genius — cleaned up dog’s mess with a paper plate 6:14 — Lean 6:24 — In Studio — Duke Tomato 6:25 — Love a great sax solo — Chick 6:26 — “Baker Street” — great sax solo — Gerry Rafferty 6:27 — Letter — shower beers are great — pro tip: no glass bottles 6:29 — Letter — at NFL game, lady had a spider on her hat 6:30 — Letter — I’m a sumo fan — no weight classes in sumo 6:32 — Don’t have it in me — Duke 6:50 — Never understood hickeys — Kristi 6:51 — SWR — Rouge River rafting — ten rafts stacked on top of each other 6:53 — Letter — park rangers have to clean bathrooms 7:00 AM 7:08 — Letter — say good morning in your Adam Sandler voice, Chick 7:09 — Letter — Sandra Bullock was supposed to be Wonder Woman 7:11 — What old cars would you like to have again? 7:12 — 1972 Gremlin — would like to have one again — Chick 7:29 — Can’t find my shoes — Duke 7:31 — Fills his socks with powder — Tom 7:32 — Sports 7:34 — SWR — woman has most tattoos of chickens on her body 7:36 — SWR — most people gathered to yell at the ocean 7:49 — Can’t get enough — Duke 7:54 — Loves paper airplanes — Tom 8:00 AM 8:03 — In Studio — Derrick Stroup 8:04 — I wear a shirt where you can’t tell how big my boobs are — Derrick 8:08 — Accidentally launched his golf club — Josh 8:13 — Tom got ghetto gas in his car 8:25 — If I hadn’t been high — Duke 8:32 — Derrick playing football 8:47 — Tom really starts to grate while talking — Derrick 8:49 — Has a 1-year-old — has a full set of teeth — starting to walk — Derrick 8:51 — American kids learned how to read thanks to pizza — Derrick 8:52 — Likes diners — you get food quick — Derrick 8:51 — Midwest has best gas station food — Derrick 8:55 — Payday candy bar is good on-the-road snack — Derrick 9:00 AM 9:03 — In Studio — Jess 9:06 — Tie you up — Duke 9:23 — Zoom-in New York — Alli 9:24 — Letter — had sex for the first time with new guy — guy used his name during sex 9:28 — Letter — ex-husband’s girlfriend posting pictures of our children 9:32 — Letter — woman had an affair on her husband — only flirting — he told her parents 9:35 — Making out more electric than going all the way — Derrick 9:46 — Song — Duke Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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This podcast is sponsored by Earn Haus.  More information at www.EarnHaus.com/Bobandtom The BOB & TOM Show — September 15, 2026 6:00 6:00 — Attack of the Weiner Man — Here Come the Mummies 6:07 — Presidents’ favorite liquors 6:13 — FDR liked Old Fashioneds 6:25 — Letter — You can get candy cigarettes 6:26 — Letter — Worked at a restaurant near the deli 6:27 — Letter — Tom speaks — That water place = aquarium 6:31 — Letter — My son lost his mind hearing his name on your show 6:46 — Letter — Son bike riding — saw a bear and warned another bike rider 6:47 — Sports 6:50 — Letter — To Tom — saw a comedy album 6:51 — Letter — Heard song “Stumblin’ In” 7:00 7:02 — In Studio — Jeff 7:06 — Jeff — Asian at the Rubik’s Cube pogo event 7:10 — Kristi dresses like Shredded Wheat — Josh 7:11 — Tom, you lose 50 pounds and still wear XXL — Chick 7:13 — Closed-cross-legs sitting — uncomfortable for men — Josh & Chick 7:15 — My grandma would man-spread when sitting — Josh 7:27 — Martha Stewart to release nude photos of herself — she’s 85 — not really 7:32 — Nancy Pelosi’s boobs are 38 long and pillowy 7:47 — Distemper shots for his cats — makes them nicer? — Josh 7:48 — Can’t watch his cats get shots — Josh 7:49 — Pet shots are cheaper than vets — Kristi 7:51 — Hates QR codes on menus — Tom 7:54 — Americans spent $4.825 billion on subscription content in 2025 8:00 8:05 — Football 8:11 — Removed 8:45 — Hates the show Judge Judy — Tom 8:47 — Today in History 8:52 — Public toilets do not have lids 8:54 — Planet Mercury is shrinking — Kristi 9:00 9:04 — Chris Porter — From Kansas 9:09 — Likes tequila and marijuana — Chris 9:10 — Hates camping — Chris 9:22 — Crazed beavers close park 9:23 — Chased by geese — Jeff 9:24 — Armadillo talk 9:26 — Man crashed his car while applying deodorant 9:46 — Lee’s Mention 9:47 — Luxury car/copyright 9:49 — Volunteers help move books to new library by hand 9:52 — Started smoking around fifth or sixth grade — Jeff Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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This podcast is sponsored by Earn Haus.  More information at www.EarnHaus.com/Bobandtom The BOB & TOM Show September 14, 2026 6:00 6:00 — Clemon M — Tim Wilson 6:06 — Put Tom’s face on candy 6:07 — I always speed — Kristi 6:09 — Went to his 50th class reunion; was delightful — Chick 6:22 — Letter — Saw a woman with a great rack walking her dog 6:25 — Letter — Loved Friday’s comic — Mark Baunger 6:30 — Letter — Opened patio umbrella; rattlesnake fell on me 6:31 — Letter — Taking shoes off in people’s houses; can’t go barefoot 6:33 — Can’t go barefoot — Tom 6:34 — Letter — Showed son Josh’s picture from show choir 6:48 — Had Packers Mr. & Mrs. — Kristi 6:50 — Sports 7:00 7:04 — PBR-scented soap 7:12 — Showers are great; no baths 7:21 — Josh grabs Kristi’s paper on break 7:24 — Everything in pantry thrown away thanks to Hart — Tom 7:26 — Sports 7:35 — Score-a-gami theme 7:46 — Browns video reaction 7:49 — When was the last time you got hit in the groin? — Tom — Chick 7:53 — Today in History 8:00 8:03 — In studio — Mark Chalifaux 8:08 — Fart spray; kids sent to hospital — Kristi 8:24 — Weekend in History 8:47 — Mark has three kids 8:48 — Wife asked him about her first gray hair; was her third — Mark 8:49 — In studio — Jess 8:52 — Envious of Disney adults — Mark 9:00 9:10 — Tasting fried egg dip; very good 9:13 — Man using stranger’s pool and hot tub; took towels priced at $1,200 9:23 — Mark’s daughters — first-grader picture 9:26 — Man got sick mowing his lawn; first responders finished mowing the lawn 9:29 — Can get permission to drive over fire hose 9:35 — Mastodon tooth found 9:36 — Woolly mammoth being re-created 9:46 — Lee’s Chicken mention 9:50 — Pets don’t belong in public places — Kristi Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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This podcast is sponsored by Earn Haus.  More information at www.EarnHaus.com/Bobandtom The BOB & TOM Show — September 11, 2026 6:00 AM 6:00 — Dear Penthouse 6:03 — In Studio — Willie 6:10 — Days NFL play-drives Tom nuts 6:13 — Pat’s chair — everyone is arguing 6:22 — Letter — Camping — crappy music on the radio — station signed off 6:26 — Tom’s little kids help him find his parked car 6:30 — Letter — Centipede on Josh’s head — found a frog in my hair 6:35 — Letter — I 100% approve — customer licking the top of a salt shaker in a restaurant 6:36 — Tom wants to start the Equal Rights Amendment regarding sweetener 6:47 — “Calm Down” — Willie line 6:48 — Apple’s folding phone 6:52 — Letter — Saw a raccoon on the way to work 7:00 AM 7:04 — Letter — Dolly Parton interview 7:04 — Letter — Made peacock pancakes — kids’ poop turned blue eating them 7:06 — Letter — Bigly Pigly Wiggly store 7:08 — Letter — Cloud Appreciation Day today 7:10 — Josh does not care for hot cross buns 7:11 — Letter — Praying mantis in my way taking out trash 7:21 — Chick has too many hummingbirds 7:25 — Sports 7:27 — Willie bets on tennis 7:29 — Josh is hung like a button on a coat — Chick 7:31 — Wasted medication on you song — Pat & Willie 7:33 — SWR — World’s largest frog collection — 13,000 7:36 — Turtles bug Willie 7:46 — Failed to mention news — Jeff 7:50 — Josh makes a claim about doctors in Bangladesh 8:00 AM 8:03 — Man exposed himself at a home goods store 8:09 — Chick’s dad yelled at him while naked 8:10 — “I almost lost my life doing Kelly’s laundry” — Tom 8:20 — In Studio — Matt Braunger 8:23 — Pat never smoked — he missed that addiction 8:31 — Pit bulls — Matt 8:35 — “I like dads older than me” — Matt 8:36 — His baby flipped herself off her stomach — Matt 8:54 — Man used a clothes iron to beat a man — Kristi 9:00 AM 9:09 — Don’t know where your phone is — song 9:11 — Play Hamilton offends Josh 9:23 — Bug named after Taylor Swift 9:26 — Woman threw a bucket of poop on neighbor 9:32 — Stress can affect ED in men — Kristi 9:34 — Woman chased by person in Cat in the Hat costume 9:50 — Dealing with hecklers — Matt 9:52 — Shoo-in — Chick Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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This podcast is sponsored by Earn Haus.  More information at www.EarnHaus.com/Bobandtom The BOB & TOM Show — September 10, 2026 6:00 AM 6:00 — Turtles and Whores — Floyd Tucker 6:08 — When Am I Going to Listen to Me? — Chick 6:11 — Tom Never Wears Shorts — Tom 6:14 — Does Not Like Booths in Restaurants — Tom 6:15 — Big Centipede Landed on Josh’s Head 6:17 — Why Are Tennis Balls Pressurized? 6:18 — Segment 6:27 — Letter — Sign-Off T-Shirt 6:29 — Letter — Things That Have Disappeared Since the 1970s 6:31 — Tom’s Sugar Packets — Wants His Sweetener Back — Tom 6:31 — Letter — Seniors Steal Salt, Sugar, Everything 6:35 — I Have Started a Human Rights Campaign for Sweetener — Tom 6:36 — His Sugar Packet Bit — Josh 6:38 — Things in Tom’s Car Backseat 6:51 — Letter — Ken Rosenthal Wears Bow Ties 6:54 — Men Who Wear/Wore Bow Ties 7:00 AM 7:06 — Letter — Twiggy the Water-Skiing Squirrel 7:08 — Birds in the Wild — Kristi 7:10 — Letter — I Have a 30-Year-Old Parrot 7:25 — Letter — Tom’s New Saying Should Be on Greeting Cards 7:29 — “Hippy Hippy Shake” — Georgia Satellites 7:30 — “Hippy Hippy Shake” — The Swinging Blue Jeans 7:32 — “Hippy Hippy Shake” — The Beatles 7:36 — Air-Free Basketballs — Chick 7:50 — SWR — Longest Barefoot Journey — 4,000 Miles 8:00 AM 8:04 — Today Is National TV Dinner Day 8:06 — TV Dinners — ZZ Top 8:08 — Can Women Buy Hungry-Man Dinners? — Tom 8:10 — Josh Discusses an Urge to Harm Himself 8:26 — Zoom — Costaki 8:28 — She Misses the Family Picture Albums — Kristi 8:31 — Sports — Costaki 8:39 — Segment 8:49 — In Studio — Willie 8:50 — Today in History 9:00 AM 9:06 — Zoom — Al 9:10 — Word — Pulling — Al 9:10 — “Pulling Out” — Willie — Clip 9:12 — “Bar Hound” — Tom — Clip 9:13 — Word — Elbows — Al 9:25 — Prove You’re Not a Robot — CAPTCHA — Costaki 9:29 — My Doctor Has a Robot Voice — Tom 9:30 — Alaska Fun Facts — Costaki 9:32 — Josh’s Comedy Club Joke — Josh — Clip 9:49 — “Me and Mrs. Jones” 9:50 — Died Doing What They Loved — Costaki Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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This podcast is sponsored by Earn Haus.  More information at www.EarnHaus.com/Bobandtom The BOB & TOM Show — September 9, 2026 6:00 Hour 6:00 — Mary Schneider — Queen of Yodeling 6:11 — Got his puppy gloves — Tom 6:12 — Tom’s puppy talk 6:14 — Opening day for the NFL today 6:16 — We are having fun — Chick 6:16 — Are you trying to be unpopular, Tom? — Chick 6:28 — The NFL is just a distraction — Tom 6:33 — Letter — First dream about a cast member of the show — Chick 6:34 — Letter — Still laughing about the “calm down” comment 6:36 — Dial tone sound — Does not exist anymore — Tom 6:37 — Letter — Josh, you are the highlight of my day 6:38 — Letter — Piggly Wiggly store — Hogly Wogly vegetable stand 6:41 — Letter — Smoking room at Paris airport 6:52 — “I’m in with the In Crowd” — Copyright 6:53 — U.S. Open update 6:55 — Enya talk 7:00 Hour 7:04 — In studio — Jess Hooker 7:07 — “I’m in with the In Crowd” — Bryan Ferry — Copyright 7:08 — “Smoking in the Boys Room” — Copyright — Brownsville Station 7:10 — Sports 7:11 — Kristi, we all are laughing at you — Chick 7:12 — Shoe-in — Chick 7:24 — Ode to Brodie — Pat 7:25 — Don’t go to Aruba — Chick 7:26 — Strongman has longest time to restrain cars — 13 seconds 7:29 — New Girl Scout cookies — Kristi 7:35 — Wellness parties at colleges — During the day 7:37 — We would go to a party — Josh and Chick 7:52 — CPAP party 7:53 — “Making Love with My CPAP On” — Pat 8:00 Hour 8:09 — Tom sleeps with his shoes on 8:11 — Josh bullies himself 8:13 — Can greet people at luggage gate — Tom hates this 8:23 — Would it help or hurt our show if Tom paid attention? — Chick 8:26 — Tom says equal is disappearing 8:30 — Face-related discussion 8:33 — Birds and unusual behavior 8:35 — A beak joke — Tom 8:45 — Tom said “Wake up” to all of us, then walked out of the room — Josh 8:50 — Today in History 9:00 Hour 9:06 — Chick’s 50th high school reunion — He will participate 9:13 — Can duct tape passengers on a plane if they are out of control? 9:22 — Zoom-in Florida — Alli 9:24 — Letter — When boyfriend asks me to borrow money, says it’s for the great sex 9:24 — In studio — Jessica 9:26 — Letter — Guy I’m dating is separated — Ex-girlfriend having a baby shower 9:28 — Letter — Boyfriend inherited his house — Wants me to pay rent 9:30 — Letter — My date had red wine teeth 9:33 — Letter — Boyfriend and I do location sharing — Sometimes his phone is off or out of service 9:36 — Letter — In couples therapy with husband — Thinks husband likes therapist 9:48 — Three people died at Burning Man 9:50 — Poopcrete — Concrete made with human waste 9:52 — Fish without friends have smaller brains Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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This podcast is sponsored by Earn Haus.  More information at www.EarnHaus.com/Bobandtom The BOB & TOM Show — September 8, 2026 6:00 AM 6:00 — Kevin Pollock — Christopher Walken 6:04 — Pigskin picks 6:06 — Letter — B&T random thoughts 6:10 — Tom has a lot of makeup on his arm — hiding puppy bites 6:11 — “I’ve never put makeup on a wound” — Josh 6:23 — “Tom, you putter” — Chick 6:24 — “I got in my pool” — Tom 6:25 — Letter — I only saw the Beach Boys on the beach 6:26 — Letter — Found single episode of Mr. Ed 6:28 — Just a feel/copyright 6:29 — Letter — Our nieces thought we had a big house — were apartments 6:30 — Letter — Isuzu Trooper — we called it the Moon Trooper 6:32 — Letter — The Fugitive show 6:45 — Letter — Tom’s ill-timed jokes make me laugh 6:49 — No dial tone anymore — Tom 6:50 — Letter — Works at Holly Performance — makes carburetors 6:52 — Letter — Season ticket holder for San Francisco 49ers — Chick 6:53 — Letter — Are there B&T interns? — Chick 7:00 AM 7:03 — Man duct-taped to his seat on a flight 7:03 — He was taped in first class — “I would fly that way” — Josh 7:06 — Guy taped did some damage — Kristi 7:07 — Sports 7:09 — In studio — Jeff 7:13 — Cursing by NASCAR drivers — have to pay $5.00 7:26 — Gas station pizza — Pat/Grateful Dead 7:29 — SWR — Fastest time to eat a burrito — 30.75 seconds 7:32 — “You don’t squeeze a burrito” — Tom 7:34 — SWR — Fastest drive in a clog — 70 mph 7:35 — “If your driving clog breaks down, call a tow truck” — Tom 7:51 — Josh dead lifted 100 pounds 7:56 — Ants on a log day today — Tom — “Caviar?” 7:57 — Celery is the devil’s vegetable 8:00 AM 8:09 — Shatner songs — Pat 8:10 — SWR — Grave-digging contest — 19 two-man teams 8:11 — Swinging a pickaxe is fun — Jeff 8:24 — Today in History 8:27 — Brady Bunch info 8:36 — Wizard of Oz — Josh 9:00 AM 9:04 — Zoom — Bert Kreischer 9:13 — His tattoos 9:13 — Can’t remember his jokes 9:26 — Mystery animal attacking people in New Hampshire 9:27 — Bobcat in house in Washington state 9:30 — Animal Quiz — Jeff 9:50 — A man tried to buy art — janitors vacuum 9:52 — His ’70s vacuum — Josh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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BOB AND TOM SHOW FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 4 2026 6:00 Mr. Obvious-Too hot for radio 6:05 Chick out-Jeff in 6:12 Tiger let me drive your car 6:15 Tom you live in the 1950’s-Kristi 6:16 HYUNDAI 6:25 Bob and Tom stir paddles-Tom’s weird iced coffee 6:28 Letter-no more side vent window in cars 6:29 Letter-can’t work on the engines any more 6:30 Letter-toddler dumped eggs on the floor-used Tom’s scoop technique to clean it up 6:32 Letter-Butt breathing =Griswolding 6:34 Letter-Rock the cat box instead of the Casba 6:38 AMERICAN FINANCING 6:50 Jeff had to hold TV antenna for his dad-boxing match 6:53 Kelly asked what is a test pattern-Tom 7:05 3-D movies in black and white back in the day-did not work 7:07 Mr. Toads wild ride was great-Tom-at Disney World 7:09 The record offer on TV is gone 7:13 Tom has to have shoes on 7:13 HYUNDAI 7:21 In Studio-Nick Griffin 7:22 In my 50’s should be getting divorce-not breaking up-Nick 7:23 Nicks parents dated when they were 14 7:25 Did 11 Letterman shows-Nick 7:25 Sports-Jeff 7:26 SWR-Most champagne bottles savored-glass is broken 7:29 Organizing my shoes in closet-bottle opener on flip-flops from Bahamas-Tom 7:36 No 2 litre on table with guests 7:39 People are shocked that I don’t have foot odor and diabetes-Josh 8:03 Nautalis urinals-no pee on floor 8:05 Pee on the floor in our mens bathroom better or worse this week?-Josh 8:08 Hates air hand dryers-Tom 8:09 Tom’s hypocrisy knows no bounds –Josh 8:11 I go to bathroom 10-12 times a night-Nick 8:13 AMERICAN FINANCING 8:23 Climbers urine melting snow on Mt. Everest 8:25 In studio-Jess-made Corn King Pops           8:29 Date said she wanted to get to know Nick better-he says no you don’t 8:30 Does not have a type of woman he goes out with-Nick 8:32 Guiness beer stolen 8:34 When women are ovulating they buy more stuff-expensive stuff 8:38 Friends mom did not tell husband she went thru the change-Tom 8:49 Today in History 9:13 I Don’t carry a condom around-assume nothing is gonna happen-Nick 9:15 HYUNDAI 9:26 Employee served a woman at steak and shake with his penis out-Kristi 9:29 Naked woman pleasuring herself on a wooden pallet-she just wanted to feel good 9:30 Salmon sperm facials are popular 9:33 Caseys pizza-Pat 9:35 AMERICAN FINANCING 9:47 Chris is retiring Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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BOB AND TOM SHOW THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 3 2026 6:00 Beer Run-Todd Snider 6:03 Chick out-Jeff in 6:05 Letter-have a refridge calendar-wrote anal probe –guest floored 6:07 Letter-Does Andy and Kristi role play? 6:09 Letter- our Parrott mimicks our garage door opening 6:10 Letter-saw old Mannix car 6:21 Tom put make-up on his injured arm 6:21 Letter-Tom is a genius-did tom’s dog trick cleaning up dog poop 6:26 Cutting his paper plates-Tom 6:29 Letter-misunderstood lyrics-Tiny Dancer 6:29 Letter-BTO classic-thought taking care of Bisquits 6:31 Our lips are sealed song-Tom sang the song wrong 6:35 Horse with no name song is awful-Tom 6:35 Jeff thought America was Neil Young 6:37 Hugh Jackoff-porn star name? 6:38 HYUNDAI 6:48 Letter-Zebra farts Kill lions?-cloud of 100 zebra farts would kill lions 6:52 Letter-joined the bad breath club 7:05 Letter-what nicknames would you give each other on Applachian Trail? 7;08 Our nicknames 7:08 Ace does everything slow 7:09 Letter-how to get rid of a heckler 7:12 AMERICAN FINANCING 7:23 The Teenager-The gambler/copyright 7:26 Jesus called-shut up Kristi 7:29 car things since 1980s and 90s that have gone away-No cigarette lighters 7:32 car console ashtrays have gone away 7:35 crank car windows-gone 7:38 It’s dangerous to change a tire-Tom - Josh Snaps  7:39 My son does not recognize a quarter-Pat 7:49 SWR-most somersaults in a sky diving 7:55 No helmets for sky divers-Josh 8:06 $400 for timer to pull the cord while skydiving-Jeff 8:10 Had fuzzy dice hanging from my rear view window-Jeff 8:11 Sports-Tiger woods lost his license for 5 years 8:12 Tom you have a lot of dumb clumsy friends-are they Helen Keller?-Josh 8:13 Tiger let me drive your car-Pat Godwin       8:15 "Smart & so stupid" - Kristi      8:16 HYUNDAI 8:17 Letter-left my crayons on the dashboard of my dads new truck-they melted 8:29 Orgy Dome back at burning man-Kristi 8:30 Went to Burning Man and all I got was this lousy jizz rag-Josh 8:33 Is there an orgyizer at Burning Man?-Tom 8:49 Today in History 8:54 Did not know E in E-bay stands for electronic bay-Tom 9:03 Zoom-Al 9:05 My parents had an 82 Bonneville-Al 9:11 Tom’s Cadillac story to Al 9:13 new phrase-playing in my face-Al 9:16 AMERICAN FINANCING 9:28 Kristi playing the piano on Tiger let me drive your car 9:31 Tom has been using his paddle stir stix wrong 9:32 You have been using your mic wrong for 40 years Tom-Josh 9:36 Bear on womens doorstep and rang the door bell 9:38 Tom uses gas on poop filled bags-that is terrorism-Jeff 9:39 HYUNDAI 9:48 People won’t leave their pets for a vacation 9:51 Some people listen to Paw casts-Josh 9:53 See ya Bitch! Josh responding to Gloria steinhams death Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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The BOB & TOM Show — September 2, 20266:00 Hour 6:00 “I’ll Never Smoke Weed with Willie Again” — Toby Keith6:03 “Chick Out” — Jeff In6:08 Morning Breath Club T-shirt6:09 The Teacher — “Know When to Hold ’Em / Know When to Fold ’Em”6:14 Butt breathing6:22 Best way to clean a ball cap — in the dishwasher — Kristi6:23 “I do not use Dippity Do” — Jeff6:25 Serial pooper caught6:27 Letter — Give your dog Greek yogurt to avoid burn marks on your lawn6:29 Letter — “When a show claims nudity, I expect it” — Herman6:31 “We need to be Herman woke” — Josh6:45 Letter — “I’m a Girl Watcher” song / “I’m a Squirrel Watcher” — “Uptown Squirrel” — Dad’s misunderstanding of lyrics6:49 Letter — Serial pooper caught in Tulsa6:50 Also arrested for inappropriate behavior in public — Kristi6:50 Serial pooper looks crazy — Josh6:51 Bear at door of restaurant — have to chain down trash cans 7:08 Tom was stung by a bee in his shirt7:11 Former classmate of Pat’s thought he was going to give her a kidney7:23 Sports7:26 SWR — A dog sets record for most jumps between people in one minute7:30 In studio — Jess with liquor7:32 Jeff tried the liquor7:33 “It is bad” — Josh — worst aftertaste ever7:53 Adult relationship discussion 8:06 Guy swallowed a toe — Kristi8:11 Snake wine / unusual wine discussion — Kristi8:22 Toothbrush with a camera to see problem areas — displays on your phone8:24 Mountain Dew coming out with body wash8:25 Spaghetti goose / beer beard8:29 Pilsner beer reportedly made with human urine8:30 “Hooters” movie coming out — a comedy8:44 Today in History8:52 Digital camouflage shirt8:55 Flock cameras 9:06 Box breathing explained9:07 Butt breathing is safe — can get oxygen from the butt9:11 Jeff’s bird imitates the guinea pig9:21 Zoom — Alli, she’s in Switzerland9:23 Letter — My boyfriend likes to role-play and wanted me to pretend to be wheelchair-bound9:25 Letter — Brother got divorced; I want to date his ex — should I ask my brother?9:27 Letter — Girl would not give me her number; she gave me hers9:29 Letter — Dating a guy who has stains all over his clothes9:31 Letter — Husband gets a text from someone she doesn’t know9:33 Letter — Dating a guy who’s great, but yawns every time I tell a story9:35 Letter — Boyfriend likes me to be smelly; I’m a germaphobe9:50 Nancy Grace — Roman telescope will be 100 miles from Earth9:51 “La Grange” / copyright — ZZ Top 7:00 Hour8:00 Hour9:00 Hour Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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The BOB & TOM Show — September 1, 20266:00 AM 6:00 Todd Snider — “Vinyl Records”6:03 Tom was in a bad mood yesterday6:04 Letters from fans: Hershey Squirts, Dog Jinx6:06 Pop-up shop discussion6:10 Tom's dogs are ruining his lawn6:15 Stole the lawn6:25 Back to Tom's dog ruining his lawn6:26 “Tighten Up” — Archie Bell birthday6:29 Archie joke — “How can we make it worse?”6:32 Tom and the Manix car6:35 Tom's convertible in the rain6:45 Getting blood drawn — the good and the bad6:49 Letter — Slider Dog / photo6:51 Yard Dog6:52 High-speed chicken robbery revisit — “Poultry in Motion”6:55 Worm in Kelly's chicken salad 7:02 September songs7:04 “September” — Earth, Wind & Fire7:06 “Lake Shore Drive”7:08 Josh letter — “Coyote vs. Acme”7:10 Boat letter — “Vitanic/Banoe” / photos7:12 Pinewood Derby talk7:22 Orlando song — Pat Godwin7:24 Mickey's Not-So-Scary Halloween Party7:26 Hall of Presidents explanation7:28 Tennis player smashes racket after loss7:30 Bregman hits three home runs in win7:31 NFL player goes back to college7:33 “The Dink” talk7:33 91-year-old man becomes oldest hiker — SWR7:35 “La Grange” — ZZ Top7:37 Hiking nicknames7:47 UT adds Dolly decal to helmets this season7:49 David Rush balances toilet paper on his head — SWR7:50 Lettuce joke7:53 Toilet paper talk7:55 Tom doing a record with David Rush 8:03 Jeff's wrestling dreams8:05 Comedic sound effects8:06 Animals known for flatulence8:10 Zebra-related wildlife story8:22 Tom does everything too loud8:23 Morning Breath Club origins8:26 Repeat offender arrested for inappropriate behavior8:28 Discussion about an unusual arrest8:29 “I'm a girl watcher” / unusual nicknames8:30 Josh discusses marriage8:31 Man arrested for an unusual incident involving a carrot8:33 Florida man arrested for filming adult content in a public park8:44 Today in History8:44 Roman numerals talk8:46 UK listener letter8:53 Barry Gibb birthday / Bee Gees talk8:55 “Tighten Up” — Archie Bell8:56 Van Morrison birthday 9:06 “There's a credibility issue with you.” — Tom to Chick9:07 Tupac killer charged9:09 Zach Starkey rejoins The Who9:11 Tom praises David Rush's juggling9:12 Rick Springfield is ripped9:13 Josh discusses unusual gym nicknames9:22 Everyone is tired of hearing about Archie Bell9:23 “Canon in D” — Pachelbel9:26 Tom can't remember who tells what stories9:29 “Back to School Song” — Pat Godwin9:31 Taiwan man catches wife cheating using a vacuum cleaner9:33 Hackers compromise robot vacuums and make them say offensive things9:46 Josh discusses taking a shirt9:48 Naked Maine man damages a lighthouse9:51 Josh's unusual nickname for his boxers9:52 Comedy club names 7:00 AM8:00 AM9:00 AM Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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This podcast is sponsored by Earn Haus.  More information at www.EarnHaus.com/Bobandtom The BOB & TOM Show — August 31, 20266:00 AM 6:00 Snail Man-Mango6:04 Tom’s puppy had poop problems this morning.6:09 Bra talk6:12 No lions in Indiana—they saw pigs.6:22 Letter—our kitten Gomez can’t stop looking at Josh on TV.6:25 Letter—color way—dumbing down of America—Caitlin Clark.6:27 Letter—paddles with holes in them.6:28 Letter—on a road trip—fence called dog wire.6:30 Talking about trash.6:46 Wants normal-sized boxes of cereal—Tom.6:49 There is a plane in the movie Ben-Hur—Pat.6:49 Letter—listened to Dolly Parton interview—loved it.6:52 Pumpkin spice song—Pat.6:54 There are pumpkin spice trash bags. 7:07 “La Grange”—ZZ Top7:10 Sports7:21 Illegal reptile trade show7:24 100,000 cockroaches found7:31 Melort alcohol is nasty—70 proof7:34 SWR—greatest height jumping from airbag—called blobbing7:47 Weekend in History 8:02 Banana spider helps with ED8:05 Not supposed to kill spiders8:08 Pope featured in Vanity Fair—on the best-dressed list8:10 Leo the 14th “I am”—Pat8:25 Ever seen a movie with homeless men?8:25 Using vaginal secretions as perfume—vabbing8:27 Tom loves David Muir8:29 Online-only relationships—Kristi8:31 Man with smallest penis had surgery to enlarge it—surgery successful—Kristi8:33 Sudan and the Congo have largest penises8:36 Girth Brooks8:46 Today in History8:56 Tom stole Josh’s joke from out under him 9:07 Coffins are not airtight9:08 Cheese balls fall out of truck on highway9:11 Mac and cheese is back—Pat Godwin9:21 Josh’s costume at Six Flags was so hot to wear—Foghorn Leghorn9:22 Explains how they cleaned the costume9:26 PBR truck stolen—PBR inside9:30 DoorDash driver delivered food naked9:45 Women’s prosthetic leg washed up on shore9:50 Rome telescope was launched9:52 “La Grange”—ZZ Top 7:00 AM8:00 AM9:00 AM Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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This podcast is sponsored by Earn Haus.  More information at www.EarnHaus.com/Bobandtom The BOB & TOM Show — August 28, 20266:00 Hour 6:00 Pumpkin Spice — Pat6:04 Coffee shop serving pumpkin spice coffee6:13 Fart Room6:24 Joe Theisman discussion6:25 Kristi is trimming her bangs on the air6:30 “Letter-Jaws” theme when talking about Kristi’s husband6:32 Picture of man on a penny-farthing wearing skin-tight clothes6:34 Letter — Grilled cheese with strawberry jelly6:36 Tom’s coffee shop story6:37 Letter — Go Cowboys! No pizza order in our name — The wrong Hut6:38 Kristi does not have a joint checking account with husband6:50 Letter — Reindeer story in Norway6:53 “Maxing” is my new hated word — Tom6:53 Josh ordered a Jason mask planter that had a fake plant in it 7:05 Letter — Loved Dolly Parton, thanks for the interview7:06 Sports7:10 Tom had a 48-star flag — it was legitimate7:24 “After the Lovin’” — Englebert Humperdinck7:25 Englebert has a new album of rock song covers7:29 “Beth” — Englebert Humperdinck7:30 “Coming Home” — Englebert Humperdinck7:34 “Faithfully” — Englebert Humperdinck7:36 Josh likes Englebert7:50 Caitlin Clark’s shoes — Chick7:51 Swimming record — longest duration under ice water was 1 hour, 29 minutes7:53 Josh has done the cold plunge 8:03 In studio — Jess8:04 “Feel Like Making Love” — Englebert Humperdinck8:07 Failed to Mention News — Jeff8:10 Scented soap — Tom’s cigarette joke8:30 Tupac discussion8:31 Second-grade teacher has a fart corner for students8:33 Everyone here crop dusts — Jess8:34 Steely Dan song — “Holy Man”8:47 Today in History 9:04 Jess’s air-fried cookies9:22 Man super-glued his urethra shut to stop incontinence9:34 Zoom — Gill Moore from Triumph, drummer9:51 Man reunited with his backpack from 1963 7:00 Hour8:00 Hour9:00 Hour Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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This podcast is sponsored by Earn Haus.  More information at www.EarnHaus.com/Bobandtom The BOB & TOM ShowAugust 27, 20266:00 6:00 — Toast and Heywood6:05 — Actor Tim Curry has died6:11 — McCale’s Navy theme6:24 — Dolly’s dream box to be opened in 20466:26 — Letter — proud of our show dog6:28 — Comic strip Mary Worth still out there since 1938 — Tom6:32 — At doctor’s office they have a big squirter — squirted nurse — Tom6:36 — People listen to show in spite of us — Josh6:37 — No more Pro Bowl6:38 — Letter — Mary Worth in my newspaper — she’s still a busybody6:50 — $50 million in cocaine confiscated off a smuggler’s boat6:51 — Coke in a boat — Pat6:52 — Passive-aggressive behavior by Tom6:54 — This trailer trash has something to tell you — Kristi, talking about herself 7:06 — My husband puts knives east-west in drawers — Kristi7:07 — Tom said “dish washer” incorrectly7:10 — Josh says wooden anatomy7:11 — Sports7:24 — More sports7:28 — Chick got his dog a dog backpack to carry mail7:30 — Tom owned a pontoon boat7:31 — Dog towels are like towel gloves7:36 — Each of our faces are on the back of Tom’s toilet — Josh7:47 — In studio — Jess7:51 — College mascot tricks7:55 — Phone dropped from 100,000 feet — from outer space 8:10 — In the 1800s, train tracks were greased — slid by the train station for five miles8:11 — Today is National Just Because Day — Kristi8:25 — Lady asked Josh how much he paid for his house — didn’t know her8:27 — Should stop when there is a funeral procession on the road8:30 — Are there funeral seat fillers? — Josh8:34 — 20,000 people at a messy melee with tomato sauce8:49 — Today in History8:50 — Thrift shop song 9:04 — Zoom — Al9:11 — “I really like Jess and Kristi” — they would take the charge — Al9:26 — Burying underwear in soil9:28 — Dryer sheets in my underwear — Pat9:29 — Greek Orthodox priest has released a rock album9:45 — Man washes foot in sink at Dunkin’ Donuts 7:008:009:00 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On today's Extra, Josh at the Mall, a Sunset Cruise, & a man impaled by a pole Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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This podcast is sponsored by Earn Haus.  More information at www.EarnHaus.com/Bobandtom The BOB & TOM Show August 26, 2026 6:00 — My dogs have been talking to me — Heywood6:04 — National Dog Day today6:05 — Mrs. Monkey is 13 years old — Chick6:11 — Dolly Parton has died at 806:13 — Discussion about being breastfed — Chick6:24 — Letter: Fattest thing I’ve ever done — grilled cheese sandwich6:27 — Letter: Picture of dog Alex6:32 — Photo of NFL player is a crotch shot6:35 — Pre-ordered at the wrong coffee shop — Tom6:37 — A coffee shop is completely inaccessible — Tom6:38 — My dog likes birdseed — Kristi6:48 — Phone: Mark Patrick talks about meeting Dolly Parton6:52 — Dolly’s motor home was like a palace — Mark 7:05 — Orlando — Pat7:09 — Sports7:12 — Tom insults Pat — gang goes off7:13 — Bird poops on mailbox — wait for rain or wipe off? — Josh7:14 — Hummingbirds sound like a jet when they fly close to you — Chick7:29 — Super Bowl will be on Valentine’s Day in 20277:31 — Letter: I am an environmental scientist7:33 — Have you seen the doodles? — Josh7:46 — Tom: Can you quantify how stupid you think we are? — Chick7:51 — SWR: Largest collection of spoons — 38,000 on display at a Mississippi spoon gallery 8:05 — Lust-free gym: Gym for Christian men called Proverbs 27:178:09 — People who don’t use their turn signals should get a mild shock8:11 — Dave Limerick — Chick Clip?8:25 — Top dog breeds8:32 — Teen saved man drowning by using a lasso — Kristi8:35 — Chick tries dirty Mountain Dew — Chick Clip?8:36 — Josh’s thoughts on mocha8:51 — Today in History8:54 — Kristi, have you ever rode a beard? — Josh 9:05 — Dog pound blues — Pat9:11 — Car salesman became a prince — Kristi9:23 — Cars named after royalty — Tom9:27 — Survey: Rude things done on an airplane9:30 — Crocs are disgusting — Tom9:31 — You can smell ingrown toenails9:32 — You raised a weird one, Tom — talking about Sam — Josh9:32 — Man pooping and smearing it all over a business9:47 — Baggage claim should only allow one person to get luggage — Tom9:51 — Every flight is a human rights violation — Josh 6:00 AM7:00 AM8:00 AM9:00 AM Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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This podcast is sponsored by Earn Haus.  More information at www.EarnHaus.com/Bobandtom The BOB & TOM Show August 25, 2026 6:00 — Turtles and Whores — Floyd Tucker 6:27 — Did not get more goldfish this year — Tom 6:27 — Has a goldfish that is still alive after 2 years — Tom 6:29 — Letter — Noticed a purse by the side of the road; it moved; kids had a fishing line attached to it 6:32 — Josh did this trick with a dollar bill 6:33 — Letter — Fortune cookies = question crackers 6:35 — Letter — My son said he has silent farts all the time 6:46 — Letter — Son said what’s the point of radio unless listening to B&T 6:51 — Josh prefers the infirm rather than senior citizen 6:52 — Letter — Why don’t people like old people smoking pot 6:54 — Senior living — largest segment of the population 7:05 — Frustrated with Connections — Tom 7:05 — Letter — Remember when Miss Piggy was catcalled, Josh? 7:07 — In studio — Jeff 7:08 — Names for pot — Jeff 7:10 — Spending my senior years at Margaritaville — Pat Godwin 7:24 — Sports — 49ers owner busted for soliciting a prostitute 7:27 — Chick can’t cut glass 7:30 — $140 expensive for a handy — Jeff 7:32 — Tom is the only one who says “Dirty Leg” 7:39 — Chick is the interrupter — Josh 7:48 — Curly fries are not curly enough — Josh 7:54 — Can we get a picture of the big dumpers? 8:05 — Zoom — Costaki 8:05 — Costaki, you don’t need a beard; you are a good-looking guy — Jeff 8:10 — Say “ass” or “butt” to your doctor? 8:24 — Letter — When did Tom grow balls big enough to call Chick the interrupter? 8:26 — SWR — Largest charcuterie board; weighs 1,000 lbs 8:28 — Chick Clip — Old Lady 8:29 — Woman celebrated her 100th birthday skydiving; wants to do it again when she is 110 8:30 — We can throw her urn out of a plane at 110 — Josh 8:34 — Fisherman’s Revenge song — Pat Godwin 8:45 — Today in history 9:04 — In studio — Jessica Alsman 9:06 — $100 hot dog — Golden Glizzy 9:08 — Poll — 15% of people would eat their dog’s food 9:21 — Zoom — Alli 9:23 — Jeff ate dog food when he was 18 and drunk 9:25 — Alli is going to Switzerland 9:26 — Letter — My mom called my girlfriend by my ex’s name 9:28 — Letter — Me and my husband in therapy; have a sex night on the calendar 9:31 — Letter — My boyfriend likes role play involving a daddy and stepdaughter 9:32 — Letter — Boyfriend going to a happy endings massage; says the massage is done by a man 9:34 — Letter — Boyfriend divorced with kids; still says “I love you” when he’s on the phone 9:49 — Hambone Dog Awards 6:007:008:009:00 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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This podcast is sponsored by Earn Haus.  More information at www.EarnHaus.com/Bobandtom The BOB & TOM Show — August 24, 2026 6:00 Orange Barrels — Todd Snider6:04 May I have a piece of chest? — Pat’s friend to his date6:11 Saw Garth Brooks in concert — Kristi — He was rock and roll6:21 Tom exploded a tire6:22 Letter — Pat was great in person — sorry about Jordan6:24 Signed a coozi — Pat6:25 My little heckler song — Pat Godwin6:26 Letter — A Penny farthing race in Ohio — Chick6:31 Letter — Mauri Povich and Connie Chung have a kid6:32 Letter — Rotating stairs = escalator6:34 Letter — Loves Jess Hooker breakfast sandwich6:36 $6,500 nursing home — Pat wants more info6:37 Coffee shop on the Staten Island Ferry6:49 Her daughter buys accessories for dispensaries — Kristi6:50 In studio — Jeff6:50 Elderly people smoking in nursing homes6:51 Alligator clips talk6:54 My mom’s friends are doing gummy bears6:56 You don’t even tell your dogs no — Jeff to Tom 7:08 Letter — Want any of this to wife — she said sure — we can do a quickie7:09 Letter — Loves Josh’s laugh — sounds like Phyllis Diller7:24 Letter — Enjoyed your moving all your worldly possessions in your car story7:33 Old-fashioned toilet as a planter story — Tom7:37 Tom chipped a tooth7:50 Modern versions of snakes in a can 8:07 Shock pens8:14 Woman is star of show Sheriff Country8:25 Shimmy Shimmy song/copyright8:32 Robot Running World Record reaction8:35 David Rush record with balloons8:50 Today in History8:50 "Boosey" talk8:53 Marlee Matlin birthday — Chick 9:07 Sexual humor9:08 Breastfeeding discussion — Kristi9:11 Calamari on the highway — Pat Godwin9:13 Squid ink mayo9:31 Weird merch9:38 We’re still friendly with the Japanese, right? — Tom9:48 Rock bands that sold games9:50 Bikini humor9:52 Had a fart that sounded like it was looking for the right note — Josh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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This podcast is sponsored by Earn Haus.  More information at ⁠www.EarnHaus.com/Bobandtom THE BOB & TOM SHOW – FRIDAY, AUGUST 21 2026 She’s Talking Again – Henry Phillips Letter – Tom, You Missed National Aviation Day Letter – National Brazilian Blowout Day Letter – Sleepaway Camp Streaming Now Coke in a Frat – Pat Godwin Letter – I Listen While Working Out; License Plate Hello There Letter – Easy Cheese Shooting in My Face Letter – I Want to Get a Job in Baseball; Josh, Can You Help Me? Letter – Things You Carried in the Car; Had a Datsun 280Z; My 280Z Packed With Stuff; I Still Have a 280Z Sports “Dick” Talk 1899 Curse Words – Chick Has a Drawer With Sauce Packets – Tom Object Thrown on Field Again Woman Hid $3,200; Police Say the Money Will Be Back in Public Circulation Woman Is a Human ATM – Josh Mattel – Championship UNO Tournament Josh’s Dad Said a Family of Four Had to Share One Ice Cream Cone SWR – Most Sweaters Worn at Once: 50 Sweaters Yesterday in History Tom’s “Orgasm” Mistake Zoom – Jeff Failed to Mention News Fat From a Fat Cadaver – Pat Hooker the Cooker – Breakfast Sandwich Tom Had a Problem at the State Fair Dairy Bar Would Rather See Heroin Legal Than Eat Blue Cheese – Tom Blunder Bus Talk Today in History / Birthdays Zoom – Charlie Berens Yore Project – My Cover Band – Charlie Big Packers Fan – Charlie Zoom – Kelsey Cook; In a Car Accident Happy Hour Special – Kelsey Woman Accidentally Flushes Wedding Ring Patty Cash – Turdy Water Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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This podcast is sponsored by Earn Haus.  More information at ⁠www.EarnHaus.com/Bobandtom THE BOB & TOM SHOW – THURSDAY, AUGUST 20, 2026 National Radio Day Letter – 84-year-old mom orders from the children’s menu Letter – Asked to make coffins for a couple Slumber party game – Light as a Feather Letter – Loves human names for dogs; names his dog Winston Letter – Fattest thing I’ve done: peanut butter sandwich with five Slim Jims My dad never cooked anything in his life – Tom Walked in on a friend’s parents during an intimate moment while playing hide-and-seek – Tom Tom’s car radio doesn’t work Letter – Black toilet? Had a completely black bathroom – Tom Letter – Mom had bathroom appliqués on her car Letter – On my honeymoon, thought I heard Tom sneezing Walk on the Wild Side Take a Walk on the Bald Side – Pat Godwin National Radio Day – Celebrate by listening to your favorite station Our Favorite Radio DJs Boogie Check Sports Letter – We always ate potatoes at dinner Can’t find football games on TV – Tom In Studio – Jimmy Shubert SWR – Most words written on a sticky note: 150 English words Jimmy Shubert – A1 Coke Zero Joke Comedy Is a Curse – Jimmy His album, Clown Shoes – Jimmy What counts as cheating in a relationship Keep dead people in your phone? Play hangman with people in my phone – Jimmy Bagels – Jimmy Tom needs a pumice stone Swears by a pedicure – Jimmy Do not eat pizza with a fork – Jimmy Rented house that only had spoons – 100 spoons – Tom Bagging your own groceries – Jimmy Can you get dehydrated licking a stamp? – Jimmy Zoom – Al Jackson Yelp Review – Jimmy To Al – “You dated a white girl?” – Josh Sexy Time – Alli Letter – I don’t want sex; can he get a massage instead? Letter – Boyfriend too tired for sex but can play video games Letter – Boyfriend wants the light on; he has been working out Saw people riding unicycles down a hiking trail – Jimmy Working in Vegas – Jimmy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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This podcast is sponsored by Earn Haus.  More information at ⁠www.EarnHaus.com/Bobandtom THE BOB & TOM SHOW – WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 19, 2026 White Trash Expo Stepmom X-Rated Videos Discussion Kink and Feather-Tickling Fetish Talk – Josh Letter – Liked Refrigerator Perry “Stranglehold” – Ted Nugent (copyright reference) Letter – Love Fair Train Chicks’ Dog Has an Accident in Front of the Toilet Letter – Josh Asks About the Andre the Butcher Movie Kentucky Brewing – “Kentucky Woman” – Neil Diamond (copyright reference) Polar Bears Can Reach 10 Feet Tall – Males Josh Has Pumpkin Candles Ready for Halloween Unicorn Frappuccino at Starbucks – Too Much Sugar Kristi’s Food Comment – Chick Fair Food – Junkyard Spam Dog Was Great – Josh Vanilla Ice Cream on Pot Roast – Jackie Gleason’s Favorite Food Letter – Johnny Weissmuller Was My Mom’s Swim Coach Tarzan Talk Letter – Budweiser Creed as a Drinking Game Letter From Ted Nugent’s Nephew – Ted Does Not Sing “Stranglehold” Women’s Studies Class and a Controversial T-Shirt – Josh Letter – Slider Dog: Mac and Cheese, Fruit Loops Letter – Tom Is Looking at His Camera More Frank Beard Died – ZZ Top Drummer Frank Beard Died? How? How? How? – Pat Sports Favorite Potatoes – French Fries and Baked Potatoes – National Potato Day Truffle Fries Are Ghastly – Tom More Sports SWR Flew a Kite for 26 Hours Straight Penn State Cocaine Ring – Kristi “Coke in the Frat” – “Rock the Boat” – Hues Corporation (copyright reference) Today in History Man Wearing a Mask Scares People – Kristi Upchuckie Wedding Vows and Other Short Songs – Pat Top Dog Names Overlap With Baby Names Narwhal Tusk Is Actually a Tooth “Tusk” – Fleetwood Mac (copyright reference) Chick Calls Out Paul McCartney Pat’s Date With a Pet Crematorium Employee “There Was a Time I Was Enjoying This.” – Josh ADHD Periods Are Worse VW Beetle Hanging Off the Side of a Cliff Senior Pranks and TP’ing Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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This podcast is sponsored by Earn Haus.  More information at ⁠www.EarnHaus.com/Bobandtom THE BOB & TOM SHOW – TUESDAY, AUGUST 18, 2026 Nasty Stuff – Chick Tom gets DL – Down Low On the QT Means Quiet – Kristi Letter – To the crew who brightens my day except Tom Sophie, You’re a Baller – Pat Godwin First Ferrari Sold for $40 Million – Tom Letter – Sea Captain Dick Itchy His Mom’s First Husband Dies; She Put Her Name on His Tombstone After Remarrying Letter – At a car show, Bowser and a Playmate were there Letter – Tom Is Right About “Mrs. Jones” Letter – Ate at Lambert’s Letter – Can Funny People Be in Relationships With Unfunny People? Always Acknowledge Your Dogs – Chick One of My Dogs Can Have No Distractions Mid-Process – Tom Shoplifted Alcohol From Kroger When Underage – Chick In Studio – Jeff Stole His Parents’ Booze and Got Sick Letter – Wanted a Yankees Fan License Plate Sports Magic Bus – Copyright Our Green Room Is Like a Store When You Run Into Someone You Don’t Want to Talk To – Chick Took Fat From a Cadaver – Pat Godwin SWR – Fastest Time Smashing Cans in One Minute; Smashing Pineapples in One Minute – Chick Kristi Had Four Ball-Peen Hammers In Studio – Jess Sauna at Airport in France Shut Down Due to People Engaging in Sexual Activity Best Food at the Airport – Chips and Salsa Can You Smoke in an Air France Airport? Shoe Shines at Airports Talk I Love Pedicures – Josh Difference Between a Fetish and a Kink? – Jess Today in History Beatles Had Private Sexual Discussions – Only Twice According to Paul McCartney All Together Now – Pat Godwin Paul McCartney Almost Got Run Over Recreating Abbey Road Crossing – Jess Spent Nine Minutes Talking About Beatles Movies, and Tom Says They’re Not Good – Josh Snaps I Don’t Take Nine Minutes to Talk About Lures – Josh An Elephant Ear Dipped in Chocolate for Josh – Chick Bear in a Woman’s House Ate Her Leftover KFC Kentucky Brewing – Pat Godwin Trying to Take Over a Beach Run by Nuns in Sicily Last Blockbuster in Oregon Tom, Your Socks Smell Like Tires – Chick Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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This podcast is sponsored by Earn Haus.  More information at ⁠www.EarnHaus.com/Bobandtom THE BOB & TOM SHOW – MONDAY, AUGUST 17 2026 Monica Lewinsky – copyright LaBidos Sha Na Na Is Great – Chick Letter – Frozen Pringles and a Sound Effect Letter – Mr. Potato Talk Reminds Me to Buy Tomatoes Letter – Cars Named After Cities Car Moving Picture Letter Cars Named After Cities – Tom Letter – Why Do You Hate Us Listeners, Josh? Letter – Request: Shankers Away In Studio – Jess Foot Fetishes I Love My Feet Day Tom Has Been Accused of Having Coarse Feet Sports Tommy John Died Jimmy John’s Surgery She’s a Baller – Tom Petty 150 Corgis for Corgi Race Famous Stars Who Became Athletes Budweiser Made With Baseball Bats Weekend in History Take a Titty – Tom SWR – Fastest Running on a Treadmill Real Sports – Chick Kristi’s Shirt and Anatomy Talk Breastfeeding and Body Changes – Jess Anatomy Talk Female Bodies Have Rejected My Fat – Josh What Performers Were Paid at Woodstock Do You Guys Know Davy Crockett? – Tom Will Be Working as an Uber Driver to Lower Tom’s Rate – Chick Wall-to-Wall Wahlberg Zombie Filler and Fat Transfer Filler Procedures Cosmetic Filler Discussion P-Shot Treatments Human Organ Discussion Pat – Zombie Filler Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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This podcast is sponsored by Earn Haus.  More information at www.EarnHaus.com/Bobandtom The BOB & TOM ShowAugust 14, 20266:00 Beer Run — Todd SniderJosh is having a digestive issue — ChickDigestive transplant is a pillJosh is on his way — TomJosh inLetter — Eclipse yesterdayLetter — Elevator out of order in vacation condo; had to climb to 7th floorLetter — Baby Joey doll was the baby JesusLetter — Divorce Barbie got all Ken's stuffToday in HistoryLetter — 2 years ago had double bypass; “I thank Chick”Hey Hey We Got Monk Cheese songLetter — Ordered jazz album online; received Trini Lopez insteadReceived a package with 50 packs of gum — TomSkitch Henderson talk Smoke on the WaterCrazy Train — OzzySong — Power StationGardner Minshew — Pat GodwinSportsSWR — Fastest time to put together a potato-head toy while blindfoldedWould still be laughing if Chick did Kristi’s MomI would do Josh’s Mom — ChickSWR — Fastest mile while pushing a strollerFalling in Love Again / copyright Eating Jess’s foodTom lives the life of a 30-year-old — JoshBand performers must jump to prove their sports bra is good“Tom, I know romance eludes you” — Josh“I bet you have gone to bed with someone who is not your wife” — JoshI was in charge of morale on the team busFailed to mention news — JeffDirtiest person in your house — Mom — Jeff“My puppy has claws that are like barbed wire” — TomReturn to Tinder song — GodwinPeed his pants in his 20s — Josh, on his brother’s couchToday in HistoryChocolate-covered graham crackers In Studio — Sophie BuddleA novelty device shut down traffic because it looked like a bombDating a magician — “Check behind your ear” — SophieCat’s on a ship — removedCrows are amazing — JoshGuy fell into a polar bear’s den and survivedOnlyMarms — marmotsBeaver ears — Sophie; they are for eating“I got a new nose” — Sophie 7:008:009:00 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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