The Body Count Continues

This week we're going on a haunted swamp tour in search of the elusive Victor Crowley. Come with us to Honey Island Swamp as we unpack the behind-the-scenes secrets of Bayou Beavers, John Carl Buechler's legendary practical effects work, and the many parallels between Victor Crowley and Jason Voorhees.

This week we're headed to Rob Zombie's Haddonfield and only one of us is happy about it. We're unpacking the strengths and many weaknesses of this controversial duology.

This week we're getting freaky in Brandon Cronenberg's Infinity Pool. Spoiler alert: things get a little volatile because one of us loved this movie and the other is just wrong.

This week we watched what may be the most significant entries in the Onryo sub-genre, Ju-On: The Curse and Ring. We're unpacking the differences between these and their American counterparts, the Japanese obsession with open mouth shots, and the pros/cons of subtitles.

This week we're headed to Isla Nublar to revisit one of Spielberg's best films. We're unpacking the necessity of relieving oneself while under attack by a T-Rex, our shared love of dyna-sahrs, and the undeniable impact of Dr. Alan Grant.

This week we revisit the tragic events that took place at Camp Rolling Hills and Camp New Horizons. We're unpacking the sequels' pivot away from the first film, the nostalgia of a good panty raid, and our mutual love of creampies.

We're celebrating one year of The Body Count Continues by dipping our toes back into the shark infested waters. This week we queued up Killer Whale, Water Park Shark, and Deep Blue Sea. If we had a nickel for every time a washed-up Baywatch star appeared in a low budget movie that fucking slaps, we'd have two nickels. Which isn't much but it's still weird that it happened twice.

This week we're unpacking our mixed feelings about Curry Barker's Obsession, cat based cuisine, and one of the most despicable main characters in cinematic history.

Our mutual disdain of Scary Movie 6 inspired us to explore the horror parody subgenre, with mixed results.

This week's movie is a first time watch for both of us: Uninvited (1988). We're yapping about cats and their frought relationship with water, boats n' hoes, and the enduring legacy of the Evil Bong franchise.

Kicking off Summerween 2026 by revisiting two of the season's essential watches: IKWYDLS and ISKWYDLS. We're unpacking the (valid) reasons we hate Karla Wilson, the silliness of the Will "Ben's son" killer reveal, and the iconic Helen Shivers chase scene.

This week we're unpacking common mistakes people make when trying to kill their spouse, the Paul Guilfoyle renaissance, and the absurd concept of being unhappily married to Samara Weaving.

We're revisiting the highs and lows of The Strangers franchise and tackling everything from the inherent tackiness of proposing at a friend's wedding to whatever the hell Renny Harlin was thinking.

This one is for the gore whores. We're chatting about the new Faces of Death, Art the Clown's instant icon status, and the parallels between gore and the menstrual cycle.

We're going back to the early aughts to chat about the iconography of the white tank top, Bo Sinclair's enduring sex appeal, and why it's always a good idea to mind your own fucking business.

Processing our thoughts about this long-awaited sequel has been a journey. We're unpacking the final boss of blood pacts, peak gothic wedding fashion, and our shared love of Elijah Wood and his inate Elijah Woodiness.

Walk with us as we unpack our favorite movie of 2025. A society that sacrifices human life for entertainment. Strong bonds forged in trauma. The logistics of pooping at 3 miles an hour.

This week we're discussing the tragedy that claimed the lives of all the passengers aboard Volée Airlines Flight 180. Topics will include: the benefits of taking a pre-flight poop, the lighter side of getting hit by a bus, and the inherent danger of existing every day.

We're observing the most sacred of days: Friday the 13th. Gather around the campfire as we discuss the final girls of the franchise, from the iconic to the mediocre and everything in between.

We're revisiting one of the greatest parody movies of all time. Listen as we unpack the intimacy levels of playing with your partner's asshole, the residual trauma of Geri's departure from the Spice Girls, and the criminal act of putting ketchup on spaghetti.

Is the hate for Halloween Ends justified? We're yapping about the underrated act of showing grief your tits, the practicality of kitchen appliances as weapons, and the enduring legacy of the Chrysler LeBaron.

It's a ménage à trauma bond with Dave from Excellent Day 4 a Podcast. We're chatting about the things that make us wince, cult dynamics, and the appropriation of turbans as fashion.

Lets celebrate Friday the 13th and Valentine's Day by revisiting one of the most romantic slasher films of all time. We're unpacking the highs and lows of the early 2000's remake era, mammary poetry, and an unforgivable final girl bait-and-switch.

We're ignoring all the red flags while we unpack the perils of online dating, modern takes on the Oedipus complex, and creative ways to put a mouse trap to use.

We're headed to Hälsingland to chat about the legendary allan key, cooking with pubic hair, and the etiquette of urinating on ancestral trees.

Wake up babe the Oscar nominees were just announced and Sinners is making history!

We're showing some love to the elite men of the horror genre: scream kings, charmingly incompetent police officers and everything in between. Prepare to be stunned by our pick for supreme final boy.

This week we're yapping about the logistics of grave digging, the parallels between Frankenstein's monster and Pennywise, and the origins of the "fuck them kids" cinematic universe.

We're kicking off the new year by counting down our picks for best and worst horror movies of 2025. Trigger warning: controversy.

This week is 2/3 peak Christmas vibes and 1/3 masochism. We're getting into the holiday spirit with a rewatch of two iconic Black Christmas movies and, regrettably, the 2019 Blumhouse abomination.

This week we're headed to Woodsboro to discuss killer cosplay, the importance of nipples in horror, and overt homoerotic energy.

This week we're headed to Camp Arawak to celebrate 42 years of Sleepaway Camp. We're getting into the ethics of canoe tipping, crop top culture, and worshipping at the altar of the iconic Angela Baker.

This week we watched a 5-star masterpiece or a 90 minute sleeping pill, depending on who you ask. We're facing off about underlying themes, snow, and the grey scale of it all.

Our friend Shawn is joining us this week to chat about our favorite Halloween movies, the significance of Jacko and the scarcity of pumpkins in the month of May.

We're tuning into Night Owls this week to discuss psychic secrets, the art of sarcasm and the ethics of chasing ratings during sweeps month.

This week we're getting into underrated horror movies and characters as recommended by our listeners. We also answer one of the most burning questions on all of our minds: Who is Larry Fessenden?

This week we're discussing claustrophobia, the realities of rope burn and why the morally corrupt Juno Kaplan can never be redeemed.

Take a trip to Camp Crystal Lake with us as we talk about questionable body doubles, shitty film review practices and the always iconic Mrs. Voorhees and her cable knit sweater.

This week we're yapping about the insufferable Micah Sloat, the ettiquette of making a sex tape and adventures in sleepwalking.

This week we're getting into the gestational period of dolls, the widespread hatred of our final couple and our unabashed love for Jennifer Tilly.We also share our spoiler free thoughts on The Long Walk.

In anticipation of The Long Walk's upcoming release, join us as we glaze the fuck out of the the GOAT-Stephen King.

Zombies and beavers joined together, as it should be. This week we're yapping about men who don't perform oral sex and why they're trash, the life expectancy of dogs and non-surviving final girls.

We're having a doozy of a day chatting about asthmatics in horror, prejudice against hillbillies and the Final Destination of it all.

August 18th is Texas Chain Saw Day and a rewatch of this iconic slasher film is the only way to celebrate. This week we're yapping about anal, wheelchair accessibility in 1970's rural Texas and the unspoken love between man and his chainsaw.

Get in loser, we're going to celebrate 40 years of ROTLD! This week we're unpacking the upside to rigor mortis, the resourcefulness of hungry zombies and reasons you shouldn't trust the Army Corps of Engineers.

This week we're getting into our shared love of Bill Moseley, why tutti frutti tastes like butt and chicken merchants doing the most.

We're having a slumber party and you're invited to join us as we discuss underrated horror icons, girls doing girl things and the best way to eat pizza.

THIS EPISODE CONTAINS SPOILERS!Take a trip to Southport with us as we break down legacy sequels, gentrifislaytion and worship at the altar of our beloved Helen Shivers.

In our debut episode we're celebrating 50 years of Jaws, dissecting mayoral fashion choices and settling the "Is Jaws horror?" debate.