The Body Shoppe

Is it gothic horror? Is it an old dark house film? Is it a heist movie? Come along as we sift through this menagerie of ideas and review 2024's "Abigail."

Come with us on a journey to the land of voodoo, vampires, and cities built below sea level as we take a look at a few weird stories from America's boot. Hop on our air boat and watch for gators in the Bayou state.

Starting a new series to encompass the bonus content we create for your entertainment. Wanna hear Glenn rant about ghost stories in Pennsylvania? Join us...Won't you? With special guest Mafie!

Oh, look, another Christmas movie showing us that people are inherently awful and deserve to be murdered by an evil goat monster.

It's Crimmus at The Body Shoppe! And of course we're in a festive mood! Because we're delightful and happy people. Jolly, even. Why....why are you laughing so hard?...

Join us, won't you, as we venture into the realm of Hammer Horror's (loose) rendition of the classic Bram Stoker novel. Don't forget to find us on all the socials and sub the YouTube channel for all the horror content and antics your can stand.

Oh, boy. We're doing Wishmaster. One of Bryan's favorites...until it was reviewed. Wanna hear a podcaster have a meltdown? Step into this cave of wonders and behold the break down of sanity. Be sure to follow us on all of the socials and YouTube for you Body Shoppe fix anytime!

We're back...again. And this time we're talking about the classic, Evil Dead 2. C'mon, you primitive screwheads! Check it out. And follow us on all of our social platforms for all your Body SHoppe needs!

Glenn hates me. So, we do one of the worst films in the history of ever. This movie is the absolute worst. Come along and watch me have a complete meltdown reviewing this train wreck.

Holy shit. Another terrible movie. But, you guys seem to like when we tear them apart. So...here we go. Saturday the 14th is the worst.

We finally did it! The original Friday the 13th. Join us on a camping trip to Crystal Lake. And, now, you can watch our stupid faces do the show on YouTube.

Welcome back to The Body Shoppe and thank you for again inviting us into your living room, car, cubicle, or dungeon. Wherever you listen. Join us as we review what may be the greatest horror film in decades...after these words from our sponsors.

WE'RE BACK!!!! Been away for a while but we're back and coming out of the gate with the cult classic Rocky Horror. This, like the film, is a hilarious romp! Be sure to find us on all the social media sites.

We talk about the Mel Brooks classic and Bryan has an Abby Normal opinion about it.

We found a Shudder original adaptation of an H.P. Lovecraft story. Click the button and find out how we felt about it!

That's right, Body Shoppers. We hit another OG Universal monster. Come check it out and find us on all the social medias!

We bring back Alex as a stand-in for Glenn and fire up the 1985 cult classic, Re-Animator! You guys don't wanna miss this.

Glenn has found himself kidnapped by forces unknown so we asked our regional assistant to the intern to fill in for this 2017 Netflix film about British not-hikers on a hike when pure nightmare fuel ensues.

OMG! Did you hear? The Body Shoppe is doing the original Scream movie! How can you not listen to this one?

We made it to 50 episodes so we take a look back at all of the movies we've covered thus far. If you hang out until the end, you hear a bit of what we have planned for the future, too. I think the die hard Body Shoppers will like some of this one.

Here it is, folks. Invite your favorite weary traveler in and have them for dinner while you check out 1974'd The Texas Chain Saw Massacre.

Ohm what fresh Hell is this that we have stumbled upon? Is this...is this even a coherent movie or one run-on sketch comedy skit? And, if it's comedy, when does it get funny? I'm still waiting.

Know ye all whom this may come to thine ears, Ye Olde Body Shoppe has now done 2015's The VVitch and shall henceforth be accused of the crime of consorting with the devil and writing their names in his book.

Glenn wanted to talk about a cursed lake. Bryan wants to go bottle the evil water and sell it. Come hear all about both in this bonus episode of The Body Shoppe.

Well, this movie is kind of a disaster. Which means this episode is all over the place. Come along for the almost fever dream that is 1988's Black Roses.

That's right! We finally did it! The classic space porcupine/bounty hunter epic that is Critters!

Here's one neither of us had seen. Now, we have... So, there's that.

We try to tackle 1995's Seven and decide if it's actually a horror movie. Spoiler alert: It is not.

Come along as we discuss whether this movie is good or if we just remember it as good.

A slasher film about porno and old people scrumping? Well, that sounds (regrettably) right up our alley. Let's do this. I won't accept a life I do not deserve...and I guess this is it.

We talk about the folks behind the mask...s and makeup and blood and gore and monsters we all know and love.

Oh, boy! A Troma movie! No way something this weird effects the hosts and makes this a weird show... That couldn't possibly happen.

Ranked one of the scariest films of all time. Winner of two Academy Awards. William peter Blatty's The Exorcist is the topic of discussion today.

Here's a fun walk through the annals of history. We discuss the events leading to and following the death of Giles Corey during the Salem Witch trials.

Glenn tells us all about The Gray Man from the coast of SC.

Oh, man... The Foo Fighters made a horror movie! You know, it's times like these you really hope they gave us the best of them and really learned to fly. Anybody else notice how much that guy from the Foo Fighters looks like the drummer from Nirvana?

What is this? This isn't even a horror movie. Why would we do this? Bruce Campbell is Elvis and there's a mummy and JFK is a black dude... What is happening. The world makes no sense. Lot of Cadillacs, though.

Weel, we finally did it, Body Shoppers. A Clive Barker movie. And one of the powerhouses of the horror zeitgeist. Strap in as we discuss the original 1987 Hellraiser!

Alright, So, it's not exactly ghost stories from Arkansas. It's really more of urban legend episode and a discussion on why some stories seem to be so universal. but, hey, check it out, anyway. WE think it's interesting.

Glenn gives us a once over of some of the lesser known legends from the state of New Jersey.

Here's another Stephen King movie for all you Body Shoppers out there. This time it's not a great one. Prime example of remembering a film better than it actually was. They can't all be winners, folks. Let us take you through Sometimes They Come Back.

Ever played Bloody Mary? Wanna know what kind of spooky games kooky kids today are playing? Join us as we delve into the scary world of supernatural shenanigans.

Right after The Lost Boys, Glenn found a story about vamps in Cali-forn-i-a. Spoiler alert: As far as our research indicates, the vampires did not surf nor could we find one named "Barbara Ann."

Seriously? We're doing The Lost Boys? Holy Shit. This movie is epic. You guys know. You've all seen it. If you haven't, do you even horror movie, bro?

Congratulations! You get to experience the creation of The Body Shoppe's "Avocado Award." The way we now refer to the absolute worst the horror genre has to offer.

Come along while we talk about this forgotten gem from 1998.

We babble incoherently about random scream queens. It's fun. You'll love it. Or you won't. Or you will.

We take a look at the directorial debut of Tom Savini in this remake of the 1968 film of the same name.

We talk about the Bird Cage Theater in Tombstone.

Glenn tells us about various urban legends from the state of Arkansas.