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The BOHRing Podcast
by The BOHRing Podcast
A show you can never admit you listen to starring four washed up frat guys who hate themselves as much as each other. Join us for reality TV recaps, the "What's in that Ass" quiz show, Am I The Asshole verdicts, Shart Tank, and general Tales of Wonder and Stupidity.
Episodes
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Bye, Bye BOHRing Podcast! Hello, The First Episode Podcast!
Our very last episode of the BOHRing podcast is also our pilot for the new show, which will launch mid-January: The First Episode Podcast! Where we watch, mock, and review the very first episodes of classics, and brand new TV. This episode: "Golden Girls" and "School Spirits".
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Squid Games and Hockey WhoreMothers
You can get kicked off a pro hockey team for banging a teammates mom... WHO KNEW? Also, the Boys get into the new "Squid Game" reality gameshow! Also... You got Scheinder’d…that’s when I started hanging out at morgues…the clam was asking for it… ice fishing mishaps... I’ll watch, but not pay...
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Claim to Lame
Here cums the Men In Black… Alcoholic timeline… Im here for the assistant puppeteer / housekeeper position… Me toooooo? Clipboard reincarnations… Back before he shot somebody... and we chat about "Claim to Fame."
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Women Think They're Too Good for the Cheesecake Factory
A list made by terrible women of places not to take them on first dates... My uncle sending dick pics again… My electricity’s out because I’m a premature ejaculator… now go downtown with that teriyaki tongue… why is there a homeless guy passed out at our first date… When did we get a waterbed, oh...
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The BOHRING Pod: Strong Black Witches of Color
Why would a blind man go to an aquarium? Because apparently it happens. Plus, "Am I the Asshole", and a new, TERRIBLE 90 Day Fiance starts. Also in this episode: Is that a tampon or termite…respectful bondage…lego dildos…Ric Flair dreams…trans nose jobs…my mom sleeps in my closet…baggage claim...
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The Hunter Biden Art Caper! Also, 90 Day Fiance Tell All.
Speaking to our computers! Grass Talk!! Bathtub Watch!!! Cum Vision!!!! Also…fart attacks…Escape Plan by Hunter Biden…Slaying on discord and selling fish. 90 Day Fiance Tell All!
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Sexy MySpace Audio Catfishing
MySpace catfishing... Hawaii hotel room catfishing... Foster kid extended warranty... How do you fake an orgasm with a deaf guy? ...thou shalt nut your neighbors wife... 90 Day Beyond the 90 Days Fiance Finale!
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A Penis Full of Toilet Snacks
Don’t fly on a plane with Tucker Carlson… First we smoked crack, and then things got fun… Bill Cosby’s penis snacks…Filipino Libertarian Deaf Scuba Diving Club… Sign language love-making… Now I have to use the toilet, but not to shit... One finger is ok, two is a sin.
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You Got Butthole Boat Money / Mad Over Milk
Bring all your milkshakes to our yard as we chat about the pretend Hurricane in LA, Taryn Manning eating married butts, a milk-mad vendetta and wrap it all up with some astrology-obsessed autists on 90 Day Fiance.
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Wine Coolers and Boner Tape
Home-Made Glory Hole Tips...Justin Trudeau isn't cool enough for the "Black Eye Club" ...Lizzo goes bananas...The Running Man or downtown Portland?... and was there buttsex or no buttsex on "90 Day Fiance?!" And wine coolers and boner tape... Subscribe to the podcast!...
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Hissing Bugs and The Men Who Poke Them
Brian discovers a terrifying new type of bug...and pokes it. Plus: I want to have sex with something as wet as the Panama Canal… dildo putters… I only take a shit at the Ritz… Wife living her best life on her back at the fraternity… 1 ticket to Fresno with a layover in Barbados… and she stole my...
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This Sign Language is Making Me Horny
An incestous "Am I the Asshole"... does the MLB Home Run Derby suck?... 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days gets graphic with its sign language, and we're..."serving fish."
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MILF of GOD
Piggy Cop Bros at "Porcfest", and we run through more "90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days" idiocy after a couple weeks off. Plus: Hey barber, make me look like Mark Davis… My one death wish wasted on Payne Stewart… Leave turds, go Birds… Catfishing your own son… Where’s my sleeping baseball cap?...
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A Sex Robot You Can Trust, and We're Watching "90 Day Fiance" Again
A sex robot you can trust…your sizzle flaps are uh.. sizzlin... nerd gobblin mode… oh no, he was killed by a trunk… THE RETURN OF "90 DAY FIANCE" TALK… foam finger sign language… it’s a man baby! And "Love it or List It, Vietnam"
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RIP Chain Mail Dresses - and Also Tina Turner.
I’m so emotional baby... oh, wrong abused black woman... Heaven is racist... you have to wear this horny collar to come in the house... We need an actress who looks like a fish damnit... Mermaid Gynecologist, M.D! And... butthole workout shorts.
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Boston Crabs and Mexican Dons
Don is back from Mexico, where he could probably pass for a native despite his Jewish heritage. So, it's Mayan Pun Day! ...Why are homeless licking our porch? ...Negligent father of two, and raging drunk... Black Barbershop Airlines... and throw it in the mask pit with the others.
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Trans Transformers and American Pie... But Korean
My garbage disposal has an input output problem… South Korea Presidential Karaoke, Rye Rye Ms. American Rye… Where are all the white women hookers at? And …Miami Vices and perfect 10s kidnapped by Israel arms smugglers...
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Unsolved Mysteries: Acid Stripper Pee and Lost Vision
Central Virginia is the cure for baldness… An ice cream pun podcast… Is that Vince McMahon or an old Mexican? … and "Unsolved Mysteries": Acid Stripper Pee… plus an Easter edition of "What's in that Ass?!?!"
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Tights, Muscles and Arrest Warrants
The Domestic Violence & Jokes podcast! ...Bill Cosby, as Danny Glover, as Lt. Murtaugh... You shall not be caught doing cocaine with your kayfabe WWF rival... And THAT's why you always say "allegedly" after incriminating yourself.
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Post Bidet Stress Disorder
Typewriter Toilet Screenplays… Post Bidet Stress Disorder… and that's why there’s more steakhouses than whorehouses Mandarin cures Covid... Swami Gibberish… and Port-a-Potty drinking Creative differences.
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Horses in Lamborghinis, and Women in Horses
Brian should have died by Monster Truck... How rich is too rich? ...Should women live in fake horses? ...F*cked forever to Bowser's theme music in Mario Bros... and a pretty hot chick running for comptroller in PA half naked...
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Does Valentine's Day Kill Horse Jockeys?
On this Valentine's Day themed episode: The Fat Shaming Construction Company... Derailing Trains and cocaine for life... Moms teaching their kids proper stalking etiquette... Jockey Valentine’s Day death pools... PETA Approved chariot Racing League... and the epic return of America's favorite...
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Spankings Will Ruin Super Bowl and 10 Ways to Get Rid of a Body
Brian terrifies a small Asian child, Old Country Buffet makes the best training video in the world, a Google search history is murdery-good, would you date a woman that looks like an 8 years old? And spanking competitions ruin the Super Bowl. Subscribe to the podcast! We air every two weeks, with…
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The Giant Turd Sculpture That Cured Racism
An Underground Railroad FOR PROSTITUTES... Did you use another ketchup condom or am I on my period? ...MLK Statue or Randy Marsh’s giant turd? ...Why is the Lincoln Monument smelling his fingers? ...Harry Carey Metal Detector and ...Love Connection Missed Connections hosted by Judge Steve Harvey!
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Throwing Up Bricks of Champagne
Brian and Rico share their worst and funniest New Years Eve stories and recap the 2023 Rose Bowl experience. Plus, break down the weirdest porn searches of 2022 by state. Also... do you want that legroom... lost in Hong Kong... throwing up champaign bricks... alone and cold in the middle...…
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A BOHRing Birthday Xmas Hanukkah Yule Logging
It's Brian's birthday, so let's celebrate the worst gifts we've ever received! Also... Teaching Don the proper haiku format... You’ve been Game Jew’d... Santa’s sleigh bumps... Where’s the cocaine in this beanie baby? ...That’s not drug contraband, those are my gigantic coochie lips... and Shart...
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Stats Are Disabled / Swipe Reich
Special guest Marc Clair joins the show! For: ...Stats are disabled... If you’re not jerking off the shower... Someone stole my combination lock again... No officer, I’ve never seen that fiance' before... Holocaust Deniers in Cars Drinking Coffee... Early Kayne... and Find your soulmate on Swipe...
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A BOHRing Thanksgiving 2022 ...with Chinese Arcade Fartists
Punching walls, punching the yard…The Hebrew Hammer, a Passover tradition …the Patrick Mahomes of Chimpanzees …Are those C cups or a semen hybrid? …From supermodels at the Lowe’s to grandmas at the Moose Lodge in 5 years... and Chinese arcade fartists.
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Usually the CEO Uses This for Prostitutes...
This is where the CEO usually keeps his prostitutes…U-haul love it or list it…Homeless butt grabbing...Congressional hot or not… Sex move or wrestling move? ..and in MY court, we settle all custody disputes with a ladder match!
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Alaskan Puppeteers and How Anal Beads Fueled D-Day
Our old buddy Mahoney joins the show... Adult gender reveals... mystery Alaskan puppeteer... pee ice Jackson Pollocks... Dick Van Dyke open bar coming out party... it got really tough to get a date after the bear massacre... panty blast fundraisers... and how anal beads fueled D-Day.
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Best Worst Meals Ever and Snail Turd Winnebegos
... I thought I was hosting SNL… Johnny Depp-ositions…coming soon to Sexy Court TV …Snail Winnebegos…oh wait, that’s dog poop… One large ketchup and american cheese pizza… And a very special Bohring Bingbong!
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Depravity in Zero Gravity: Best Worst Movies
We go through our favorite "Best Worst Movies," but also... Rape culture and a clip show... Vomiting in a clown costume... A live hurricane call in... Is that an alien taking a shit ...Hulk Hogan versus Nic Cage... And depravity in zero gravity.
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Would You Like Your Placenta in Pill or Lego Form?
A little place where they’re not tight as a drum... All the jaundice jokes... Accidental black face... Would you like your placenta in a pill or lego?... Don’s Deuces - tales from the road! A dildo full of dead people... and a terrible sandwich.
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Lizzo's VMA Paper Mache Volcano Dress w/ Guest Jon Shefsky
That's the JFK peephole... The wind that cools my balls... Parachute, 4th grade paper mache volcano or dress? ...More flour in my milk, please... How’s she’s supposed to finger her ass with those nails... And WHAT'S in that….DICK!? With guest Jon Shefsky. Check out Jon Shefsky on the Fantasy…
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Well, I Would Rather Screw the Mannequin.
The BOHRing Podcast, now with 40% more dick fat! ...Who would you f*ck first, the mannequin or the lead singer? ..."Blossom", Tik Tok originator... Pregnant Perfume, yay or nay? ...and...Quantum George Foreman!
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Stripper Backed Currency Would Stop Inflation
An electric episode of the Bohring podcast… now with lightning sound effects… provided by Police Academy: Mission to Moscow star Michael Winslow… Who’s still alive! …dialysis for the vaccinated... and Stripper backed currency stops inflation.
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Joe Dirt Wins the British Open & Muppets are Racist
The BOHRing Podcast: now with 100% less O’s and 1000% less awkward pauses!… Roadkill seals… Backyard two hand touch and rub… Word is out, take Big Bird out from the right…and Joe Dirt wins the British Open.
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Bradley Cooper's Swimming in Used Weiner Water
Moose out front should’ve told you…Still sucks, and smells like urine…Worst deal with the devil EVER…make it a double, I got to pick my daughter up…What do prostitutes like?…What’s in the box, I AM! Plus, Zach Wilson bangs his mom's best friend, and Bradley Cooper slums it.
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The Truth Behind Old, Naked Locker Room People EXPOSED
Insect farts Covid study, brought to you by Pfizer... They’re scouting for the Gay-I-A... Trump pwns nude gym class swimming... maybe THAT's why old men are always naked in the locker room... why are you in the pit, and any last words before we fill it in with cement? ...and drinking alone in San...
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Trump Debunks Lesbian Native American Dream Scissoring
Trump debunks lesbian Native American dream scissoring... Four weddings at a funeral home... Used needle javelin toss... Shallow asshole squats... YOU say she was walking to the bathroom, I say she was trying to put her finger up my butt... No, THAT’s because you’re black.
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What's Having Sex On Your Face? We Tell You.
Deshaun Watson: WWE manager... Baker Mayfield, midget wrestler... Vince McMahon, pants orgasm-er! Ring Doorbell Ugly Testers (TM)... What's having sex in your face pores?... $6 Bohring Bucks to cure inflation...and Prenup Phone apps!
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Getting STDs in Cars is Finally Profitable
STDs are FINALLY paying off big... Did the Big Tornado Lobby cover up Philadelphia tornados? ...When do dead cats stop smelling? ...Don’t be a dumb old bitch, don’t get eaten by a shark... Two car bumper stickers... and two season passes for the wastewater treatment tour please!
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Running Trains: Everything to Know About Tooting
This episode is all about TRAINS. Pulling out of women and pulling into cars... The eroticism of coal dust... You never played Moleman? "...I am not a crooked nail! ...Trainforce One... That's why they're called RAILS of cocaine - do your research!
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Deshaun Watson's Massage School For Wayward Girls
Reno, the lobster capital of the world... Two orders of boob sweat please... Amber Heard is like Hillary Clinton... It would’ve been acceptable in Egypt... DeShaun Watson’s massage school for wayward girls... You’re shoveling that pile of shit all wrong... and KNOW. YOUR. TRAIN. HISTORY, AMBER!...
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Dad, Pass the "Period Crunch", Please
Orgasming toy poop turtles... It might just be the vibrator in your ass... Dad, pass me a bowl of that Period Crunch please... It’s number 1 on the Serbian Punk Rock Trance Billboard Chart... Sorry I couldn’t be on the show, my head was in someone's ass. Join our Patreon for weekly bonus shows!...
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It's Not Cheating If It Doesn't Have a Soul
Robot strip shows… it’s not cheating, if it doesn’t have a soul… sudden onset bra dementia… she repeats all the talking points, but she’s also racist... you don’t understand, the vodka is for my dog… it's a wider problem beyond burritos!
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BOHR 51: Amber Heard Did Blow In Court
Did Amber Heard do blow bumps in court? Our expert jury decides... Guns and Japanese wrestling mix... Paige is the SATAN of Summer House... and any idiot should be able to design a parachute suit...She has two urethras... It’s not gonna beat the butt-plug billboard
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BOHR 50: STDs Are A Myth
BOHRing Rebrand II? When is too soon for sex jokes with Dad? Are STDs a myths? Is that Anne Frank’s diary in your ass? Are you dressed as the black Cat in a Hat? And Chlamydia... that’s a beautiful name.
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BOHR 49: Pink Flamingo Butt Fingering
They call those “spinners" ...top the Steal Part II, Process Server Boogaloo... Two Men in a (Vegas) Bathroom... The New Diet Cocaine... 90 Day Hologram Fiance...Did you contract dwarfism?
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BOHR 48: If You're Going to Bang a Lizard, Bring Your Friends!
Stop coughing, Brian! Larry David stole my material... So I was fInger banging the bone in my throat... The beer propaganda... I didn’t think you were being racist before, but now I do... Here’s your ear back, sorry I kept it so long... and if you're going to bang an endangered lizard, make it a...
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A show you can never admit you listen to starring four washed up frat guys who hate themselves as much as each other. Join us for reality TV recaps, the "What's in that Ass" quiz show, Am I The Asshole verdicts, Shart Tank, and general Tales of Wonder and Stupidity.
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A show you can never admit you listen to starring four washed up frat guys who hate themselves as much as each other. Join us for reality TV recaps, the "What's in that Ass" quiz show, Am I The Asshole verdicts, Shart Tank, and general Tales of Wonder and Stupidity.
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