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The Bookshelf Battle Cast
by Bookshelf Q. Battler
Bookshelf Q. Battler is a world renowned poindexter, an epic nerdventurer, a reviewer of pop cultural happenings, and a champion yeti fighter. His blog, located at bookshelfbattle.com, is a record of his musings, rants, raves, and his adventures as he attempts to save the world and self-publish his books. He's not doing so great on the former but he's plugging away pretty steadily on the latter.BQB is a better writer than he is a public speaker, so please excuse his mush mouth vocal skills. While our intrepid nerd's blog can get wild, the Bookshelf Battle Cast will be reserved for laid back readings of public domain fiction. That's right, if an author kicked the bucket, bought the farm, or otherwise croaked many, many years ago, chances are BQB will be reading at least one of the late scribe's masterpieces on this podcast at some point.And most likely, BQB will be reading the work poorly but hey, checking this podcast will be like finding your own treasure trove of classic audiob
Episodes
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Ep. 005 - Which Classic Book Should BQB Read Next?
Sorry, 3.5 listeners. BQB really waited till the last minute this month. Just a brief message to say hello, and a request for your suggestions as to which classic public domain book BQB should read next. Fear not, for BQB will return in June to read Chapter 2 of "The Hound of the Baskervilles" by...
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Ep. 004 - "The Hound Of The Baskervilles" By Sir Arthur Conan Doyle - Chapter 1
BQB almost missed podcasting this month because he was enjoying a vacation in sunny Orlando, Florida, hobnobbing with Mickey Mouse and eating pineapples under palm trees and such. But he came back just in time to entertain his 3.5 listeners. Here, the world renowned poindexter reads the first...
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Ep. 003 - How To Start A Blog
Bookshelf Q. Battler is changing up the format of his podcast, and that's ok, because only 3.5 people listen to this podcast anyway. BQB wants to share with the world what he has learned in four years of being the owner and proprietor of bookshelfbattle.com, a site that coincidentally, is only…
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Ep. 002 - "The Cask Of Amontillado" By Edgar Allan Poe
Bookshelf Q. Battler didn't procrastinate in February. He got his podcast up early this month. He was going to relax with a nice glass of wine while podcasting but then he read the Cast of Amontillado and well, let's just say that booze and horror don't mix. Never cross a Montressor, 3.5…
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Ep. 001 - "Invictus" By William Ernest Henley
"Check yourself before you wreck yourself." Which 1990s rap song was that famous line from? Bookshelf Q. Battler doesn't remember and he's too lazy to look it up, but if you want to, feel free to do so and tweet him @bookshelfbattle or find him on Facebook, @bookshelfqbattler and let him know the...
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This Is Not Matthew McConaughey
Alright, alright, alright. Not Matthew McConaughey stops by the Bookshelf Battle Cast to unravel the mysteries of the universe. Enjoy, sentient meat puppets!
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This Is Not Arnold Schwarzenegger
Not Arnold Schwarzenegger ridicules BQB's flabby waistline. Don't worry. BQB deserves it. He puts away pizza like there's no tomorrow.
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This is Not Donald J. Trump
Not Donald J. Trump informs the world what a yuge, big league, low energy loser Bookshelf Q. Battler is.
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This Is Not Al Pacino
"Not Al Pacino" sends up Bookshelf Q. Battler, Scent of a Woman style.
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Bookshelf Battle Cast - This Is Not Morgan Freeman
"This Is Not Morgan Freeman" introduces Bookshelf Q. Battler. Remember, this is Not Morgan Freeman. This is just an impression of Morgan Freeman. Morgan Freeman is a great man, far too busy to be involved with this nonsense.
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Bookshelf Battle Cast - Movie Trailer Outro
Bookshelf Q. Battler loves movies so much that he got a dude who can do a movie trailer guy voice impression to do the outro to his podcast.
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Bookshelf Q. Battler is a world renowned poindexter, an epic nerdventurer, a reviewer of pop cultural happenings, and a champion yeti fighter. His blog, located at bookshelfbattle.com, is a record of his musings, rants, raves, and his adventures as he attempts to save the world and self-publish his books. He's not doing so great on the former but he's plugging away pretty steadily on the latter.BQB is a better writer than he is a public speaker, so please excuse his mush mouth vocal skills. While our intrepid nerd's blog can get wild, the Bookshelf Battle Cast will be reserved for laid back readings of public domain fiction. That's right, if an author kicked the bucket, bought the farm, or otherwise croaked many, many years ago, chances are BQB will be reading at least one of the late scribe's masterpieces on this podcast at some point.And most likely, BQB will be reading the work poorly but hey, checking this podcast will be like finding your own treasure trove of classic audiob
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