Episodes
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Shootin' The Shit on the Current Shituation with the Red Sox
Hiatus Over! Life has settled down, and we're back on our saddle so buckle up buckaroos as Tabak and Warren discuss the Red Sox coming up on Spring Training, as well as our predictions for the Super Bowl. It's getting back into the swing of things. All good things. It Just Means Less
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Scooter and The Beard Reunited At Last
It's a blast from our buried past as Scott, Robbie, and Zach come together for the first time on podcast in three years since their short lived tenure with The Bastards of Boston Baseball. We discuss free agency, position changes, spring training and general and we all shit on Scott Boras. It's...
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Royal Rumble 2024 Live Reactions
It's a solo episode for Tabak as he reacts to the World Title Match and the Men's Royal Rumble Match. His opinions, and predictions. We also briefly discuss the VKM controversy. A show that over delivered, with an ending that Tabak objects to but understands. We are on the road to WrestleMania,...
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Saban and Belichick Eras Are Over! Home is Where the Park Is
Nick Saban has retired and there is an exodus occuring in Tuscaloosa as a result. How will Kalen Deboer handle the pressure? Bill Belichick and Patriots have parted ways? What does it mean for Jerod Mayo as the new head coach and what does a Belichick in Atlanta look like? This weekend of the NFL...
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Michigan Wins The Natty
Michigan has won the national title, what does it mean for Harbaugh and can they repeat? Discussion on the NFL Playoff slate for Wildcard Week. There is genuine concern for Kota Ibushi's health and legacy. Is Harbaugh going back to the NFL? And is the hype around Yoshida getting traded hotstove...
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It's the New Years Six and We're Whacko for Flacco
All aboard the Flacco Train! The CFP and NY6 are upon us. We're excited and anxious to see how our Rebels and Seminoles will do respectively. The Red Sox finally land a needle mover for their rotation in Lucas Giolito. Russell Wilson the most undeserving scapegoat in Denver? Who is going to make...
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Jerry Kill 'Em All
Taped on Christmas Eve, Scott and Zach discuss what's left for the Red Sox after Yamamoto comes off the board. We discuss the underdog Browns, and the surging Seahawks. We also recommend sports movies for the week. Zach copes with crushing breaking news he sees while recording, and Scott…
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If We Get Yamamoto Can We Please Stop Bitching?
Shohei to the Dodgers, a master stroke or a recipe for disappointment? Appalachian State gets well deserved flowers. Pros and cons of Criswell and O'Neill to the Red Sox. NFL dark horses. Why Yamamoto is a must get. Ole Miss killing it on the recruiting trail and transfer portal. Rant on the…
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Breslow and Boo Electric Boogaloo
We have a name for the podcast at last. Are the Yankmees and the Cowboy due for a championship run? What teams will strengthen their playoff chances this Sunday? What must the Red Sox to at least be competitive? Who's going where in the transfer portal? How deep does this FSU conspiracy go? That...
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It Just Means Less: Tory Taylor for Heisman (Pilot)
Zach and Scott start a brand new podcast with a name to be determined. This week it's all about college football, conference championships, playoff implications, and Heisman talk. Saddle up because the Celtic and the Rebel aren't pulling any punches.
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Episode 34: A Little Respect
Rambles, Celtics, and Wal-Mart. Impressions too. Take care of yourself and each other. Sorry for the first 11 minutes with the wind. Also the editing on this sucked lol
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Episode 33: WrestleMania Week Preview
Kendrick Perkins, Lemon Pepper Wings, What's Hot What's Not, what I'm watching, what I'm on the fence on. No predictions, just gonna enjoy the graps. Recorded at my work. Followed up by a random impression. Don't crap it up, wrap it up. Wrestling is real, people are fake.
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Episode 32: Scott Hall Tribute
I give my Scott Hall story, and why his passing shattered me the way it has. He left a massive impression on me, and he left us way too soon. Hard work pays off, dreams come true, Bad times don't last, but Bad Guys do. Outsider 4 Life. Rest in peace, Scott Hall.
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Episode 31: A Waste of Time
Sorry for dead air my intro won't post. My whole podcast got deleted, and I didn't take it well. Just 14 minutes of ranting. Not the brightest moment.
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Episode 30: NBA Trade Deadline Mukbang
My expectations for the Celtics, why I don't listen to Boston sports media, or fan accounts (with some exceptions) and also I eat hot wings. It's a trade deadline mukbang! I get a little angry but it's all good in the hood. Not hoping for the best, just hoping we don't do anything stupid.
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Episode 29: fucKINGStupid
Quick sprint episode. In the midst of trying to balance so much, I hop on to ground myself and reflect and be grateful for how well things are going. Pels-Blazers trade, and Pacers-Kings trade. Also Fernando might not be as expendable as I thought he was. Enes Freedom might be the odd man out. A...
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Episode 28: Thank You Tom Brady🐐
The G.O.A.T. has retired. And I'm forever grateful. Thank you TB12.
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Episode 27: Take The Long Way Home
A conversation with my mom about adulting, malls being sexist, horrible drivers, home ownership, and cutting ties with Burger King. This and more in this impromptu recording of the podcast. Stay safe, and take care.
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Episode 26: Royal Rumble 2022 Commentary
Putting my best foot forward. Trying to limit the F-Bombs. Clean it up after my embarrassing performance on the last commentary episode, admittedly not as embarrassing as the Patriots defense that night. People are crapping all over this show. I enjoyed it, and chatted alongside it and called the...
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Episode 25: Bruins Trade Targets
Zachie is on his best behavior as we detail the current landscape in the NHL and open the search to new assets, and trade partners that can help the Bruins take that next step. PG13 No F-Bombs, Let's Go!
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Episode 24: Painfully Painful Patriots Pain Commentary, Defense Lamer Than FDR's Legs!
Wow. Just wow. That sucked. Wish it was a happy pod. Better luck next year, our season is over. Hyper warning on the language, vulgar & aggressive. But all warranted and very true. I roast a racist, I give a life update, and I also shit on the Celtics. That Patriots D needed the viagra, not Josh...
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Episode 23: National Title Episode
Commentary, talking point, longest episode to date. We're back baby, talking shit, being random and manic like I never left. Hopefully this will Kickstart more consistency. But until then I hope you can enjoy (tolerate) this marathon episode.
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Episode 22: Royal Ramble Story Time Special
Back after 2 weeks. Too soon or too long? Let's see how rusty I am. We'll talk about relationships, pick up lines, school stories, old people, Equestrian is the most depressing sport of all time, and so much more. Intro Song: Fame by Irene Cara. Outro Song: Space Song by Beach House
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Episode 21: Fyre Fest The Olympic Edition
Are the Olympics destined to be the new Fyre Fest? Taylor Hall resigns with Boston, and Jeremy Lauzon is GONE!!! Manifest reaction, and how Jared is one of the shittiest characters I've ever seen. Intro Song: Me And Michael by MGMT. Outro Song: These Days by Nico.
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Episode 20: Elgin Violates A Protection Order 60 Times, And Kraken Take Lauzon (hopefully)
Michael Elgin is still a piece of shit, and I still hate Jeremy Lauzon. So, not much has changed. Trigger warning is in effect as we discuss abuse allegations towards Michael Elgin, and we also discuss some facets of mental health. My reaction to a disappointing season 2 of Too Hot To Handle with...
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Episode 19: Super Size Me, America F*** Yeah!
Boston Red Sox player movements, Jarren Duran, Tanner Houck, Eduardo Rodriguez, casual Celtics fans, potato chips at a hospital gift shop, weird neighbors, prenups, subpar playlists created by Caucasian females, Not every non-starter is a role player, defending small market sports teams, racism…
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Episode 18: A Dying Starr
In this episode we cover David Starr's return to social media and his apology of sorts, Mia Khalifa crapping on the United States, Red Sox and their Michael Chavis problem, a love letter to Nelson Cruz, N'Keal Harry's trade request, well wishes to Terry Funk, tribute to Del Wilkes, guaranteed…
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Episode 17: The Dirty Water Tastes So Sweet
Disclaimer: I open up again. Sappy Zachie the vibe killer on the dial. A lot has been on my mind, but the key is to find peace with yourself and build yourself better in any way you can. In addition to the 26 minute therapy sesh, we will talk about the Red Sox players heading to the Allstar game...
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Episode 16: Hollywood Has Lost It's Balls and I'm the Lord of the Flies
Celtics offseason, Red Sox outlook, movie rant, and life update. Roof is fixed, I'm killing fruit flies, and life is good. Go Sox. Intro Song: Pump It Up by Elvis Costello. Outro Song: Living In Hell by Cobra Man.
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Episode 14: 40 Man Red Sox Roster Ranked
Hope you like hour-plus analysis because I just can't help falling in love with the 2021 Red Sox. This is a somewhat in depth ranking of every player on the 40 man roster. My level of patience for them, and just how much I like them in general. This is second longest one I've done so far. Don't...
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Episode 13: Impromptu Trivia with Mom and Grandma
Happy Birthday Grandma, love you. I was wrong about Ben Simmons.
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Episode 12: Zach Loses His Mind in the NBA Chat (Rant)
This episode is off the rails with little to no substance. It is probably the most NSFW up until now. Recorded using voice chats left in my NBA chat on Instagram. They were a big part why I started this. So I guess this is for them. Unhinged, and out of my mind. Here is me perhaps at my worst.…
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Episode 11: Why Are You Wearing a Yankees Hat To A Graduation?
Yankees hats, White Sox hats, and a Dan Marino jersey. Is this Buffalo Wild Wings or a graduation? Yes I had a Red Sox tie on but I looked handsome as hell. Some people looked like they just rolled out of bed. Screw all that. This episode took place during a milestone moment for my sister and I'm...
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Episode 10: Farewell Kembrick "Cardiac Arrest" Walker, I shall not miss thee
Kemba gone, Big Al is home. Pelicans might be leaving. What's next for us at point guard? I woke up to the best news, and in the heat of the moment went off and lost my voice. Had to air it all out. Go Celtics or Go Fuck Yourself. Intro music: Bad Feeling by Cobra Man.
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Episode 9: Mother's Day
This is for the ladies in my life. Put the spotlight on them. My grandma, my mom, and my sister all join in on the fun. Hella delayed. Hot dogs, get your hot dogs, roo roo roo!
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Episode 8: The Ride to Masuk, Happy Birthday Abby
This one is a train wreck of shit talking proportions. Some sports talk, more shit talk. Enjoy the most chaotic and unrehearsed episode I've ever done. Had to get back on the wagon somehow. This was recorded at my sister's softball game, on her birthday. Unedited, unfiltered. Chirps galore. Hope...
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Episode 7: Celtics Culture Crisis
The trade deadline is 2 days away and we are keeping 1 or 2 players away from getting our asses kicked in the 1st round and trading for 1 or 2 players away from changing EVERYTHING. The off the court issues are bleeding onto the court and something must be done. This team needs guidance from...
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Episode 6: The Empire Strikes Back
We're back to shoot from the hip. Cardiac Arrest Kemba, the Celtics are running out of luck. A rant on the Nets. Bruins have no bite and are lacking toughness, and cohesion, players that should be on Don Sweeney's shortlist. Red Sox are poised to bounce back if pitching is decent. Leave Klopp...
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Episode 5: Buffalo Wild Wings with Dad
It's been a long time coming but nothing like a convo with my father about our love for New England and it's team. We reminisce on what he experienced in an impromtu conversation at Buffalo Wild Wings with the Celtics game on and with music playing in the background. The audio might not be too…
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Crab Commentaries #1
House Hunters reaction and commentary. Always used to roast this show growing up.
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Episode 4: Jordan Year🎉🎂
It's my birthday, and I couldn't sleep so I recorded an episode. This was an absolute shit show but I missed this so here's my gift to you. I'm grateful I made it another year, and that no matter how small the audience is that you tune in to listen to my dumbass. It means a lot. Here's to 23, and...
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Episode 3: College Football Preview
College football preview and recap of last week including top 25 rankings, and Heisman watch. As well as a preview of an independent wrestling show coming up. Intro Song: CBS Football. Outro Song: Bad Feeling by Cobra Man
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Episode 2: StarrCrab
Happy thanksgiving! Recapping the Patriots loss to the Texans, injury concerns among the Celtics. Hayward to Charlotte. Draft thoughts, free agency thoughts, and more. Intro and Outro song: Far From Over by Frank Stallone
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Episode 1: NBA Draft 2020, Patriots, Indy wrestling, CFB recap. Celtics rumors
So it begins. A little bit of everything. Episode 1 covering the NBA draft, CFB from over the weekend, where the Patriots stand. As well as last weekends deathmatch weekend in Florida. Gordon Hayward and his player option. Players I like or dislike. Other rumors, and takes. No filter…
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About this show
The new unfiltered podcast covering Boston sports, pro wrestling, college football, and more presented by Zach TabakInstagram: @bostoncrabpod@zach_tabak
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