The Bottom Shelf Life Podcast

This is the podcast that lived.  They cancelled us with a killing curse, but we are back!  Spam.  What is it good for?  happWhat ens when service apps go too far?  Why do we keep doing this to ourselves??  All this and more on this "week's" episode: House of Stuart Scotch.

Hey you guuyyyys!  Sorry it's been so long, and we are also sorry about the shoddy audio quality on this one for some reason!  Either way.... it's new ridiculousness for your ear holes.  Who wins in a fight of pirates vs the Navy?  How much cinnamon is too much?  We've got your pre-thanksgiving laughs covered on this one.  It's our first drink off!  It's Admiral Nelson Spiced Rum VS Black Roberts Spiced Rum!!  Who comes out on top??  

So maybe it's been about 3 weeks since the last episode came out.  Who's counting?  We made up for it on this one with three times the drunk.  How do you swallow?  How do steroids work?  What even is Brandy??  All this and more on Episode 11 of the Bottom Shelf Life - Hartley VSOP Brandy.  

We are back in action, but what episode is this anyways?  It's the 10th episode, but now only 9 have been released.  Will you ever get to hear the 9th, or is it too shocking to ever air?  Will the puke pail finally be used?  What is Caraway anyway?    All this and more on this week's episode of The Bottom Shelf Life - Mothers Pumpkin Spice Cream Liqueur!

This episode has been nominated for a Tony award for being the drunkest in Bottom Shelf Life history!  The boys are lit on this one.  Enjoy!  What is on your wedding DJ playlist?  Who won the war for the vinyard?  Can you smoke just a little crack?  All that and more on this week's episode of The Bottom Shelf life - Valoroso Bianco Wine!

The guys were off for a bit, letting this one marinate till it got just right.  ... or... just wrong.  Who knows?  What the hell is a currant?  Where is Powerline now?  Is it a flavor or a scent, anyways??  All this and more on this week's episode of the Bottom Shelf Life : Fleischmann's Gin.  

The week prior was filled with despair.  What happens when we add a little sweetness to the mix?  What take out do you get with a bottle of cheap wine product?  How sweet is too sweet?  Does life exist outside of the overwhelming, crippling conspiracy that is the rest of the cheap liquor world??    All this and more on this week's episode of the Bottom Shelf Life.  Episode #6 - Arborita.  

Sorry for the day, but the new ridiculousness if finally here!  Listener suggested vodka is on the docket.  I'll lie and say we appreciate it very much!  How deep does the rabbit hole go?  What's Brenda's role in all this?  What in the world is carrot cake made out of anyways?  All this and more on this episode of The Bottom Shelf Life.  This week, it's Crystal Palace Deluxe vodka.

Back in action and this time it is on National Rum Day, so of course we had to drink some rum!  How easy is it to train a monkey to be a butler?  What sound does a seagull make?  Do we introduce a whole new scale to the mix?  Listen in and maybe (but probably not) get the answers to these questions and more on this week's episode, Calypso Rum!  

It's somewhat of a heavy hitter this week... Sambuca!  Have our listeners tried to kill us with this suggestion, or with the suggestion of this episode's pairing?  Quite possible!  Does it actually work?  Was a post-NFL game podcast recording a good idea??  Find out these answers and more on this week's episode....  Miletti Sambuca.  

Listen as the ridiculous level gets turned up to 11 and the guys battle sobriety as best they can.  Do salt and limes or margarita mix help the taste of this putrid pesticide?  Find out that and more as we honor the memory of the man behind the brand.  This week it's Cactus Jack tequila.  

Join us and laugh along with or at us as we begin our voyage through the Bottom Shelf.  Listen as Joe and Carl attempt to figure out what they're doing on this first episode and sample a whiskey from the great white north, Canada.  This week it's The Northern Lights Whiskey on The Bottom Shelf Life.