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The Bret Ernst Show
by Bret Ernst
Bret Ernst is a weekly social commentary talk podcast hosted by stand-up comedian, Bret Ernst. The show takes you on a journey into the mind of Bret Ernst. The show is all about the little things that get to you.
Episodes
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Ep80 - Top 10 Colognes of All Time
Bret and Pete reminisce about their Middle School days, Pete tells us about ANOTHER race car experience, and then they list their Top 10 Colognes of All Time.
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Ep79 - Top 10 Gay Icons of All Time
In honor of Bret's brother and all our Gay Brothers and Sisters standing up for their rights, the guys decide to list the top 10 Gay Icons of All Time. Let Them Eat Cake!
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Ep78 - Top 10 Musicians We Don't Get
Bret and Pete discuss Hollywood ego, Southwest Airline Open Mic'ers, and the Top 10 Artists we don't get.
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Ep77 - Top 10 Things The Irish Gave Us
In this special "St. Patricks Day" edition, the guys discuss Bret's trip to Alabama, the Irish's trip to the U.S.A, and the best stuff they brought with them.
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Ep76 - Top 10 Biggest "Dicks" in Movies
Bret, Pete and Mike Casentini discuss Penis size, micro dicks, and Pete gets a half ass Biology lesson from Bret. We also learn about the movie TITANIC and list the Top 10 Movie Dicks of all time!
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Ep75 - Top 10 NASCAR Drivers of All Time
Sports blogger, Tracy Sandler, comes into the studio to discuss Pete's weekend at the DAYTONA 500, and helps with their list. Bret also asks the question, WHO IS GORDON SCHUMWAY?! Website: www.trialsandtribulationsblog.com Twitter: @trialstribblog
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Ep74 - Top 10 Superheros
Bret gets caught eating cereal and watching superhero movies again. The guys discuss their favorite superheroes and Bret walks us through the real difference between DC and Marvel.
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Ep73 - Top 10 SNL Alumni
Bret and Pete debate the top SNL cast members of all time after viewing the 3 1/2 hour 40th anniversary special. See if your faves made the list!
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Ep72 - Top 10 Guido Requirements
Break out your guinea tee, Fila track suit with matching sneakers, and bump this episode in your Cadillac like a gentleman. Bret and Pete welcome special guest and resident guido Luca Palanca to run down the requirements of being a real guido. Grow some basil and enjoy this classic episode!
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Ep71 - Top 10 NFL Head Coaches
The guys ponder other talent options for the Super Bowl halftime show, Pete Carroll's life choices and list off the best coaches of all time. Pete's hair looks shhstrong while Bret and Landry are sitting in a tree.
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Ep70 - Top 10 Best Lies of All Time
The guys talk about personal untruths they've peddled in the past. Pete talks about the best selling kid's book "Friends and Horses" while Bret fakes his own death. Don't believe what you hear.
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Ep69 - Top 10 Men's Men of All Time
In honor of American Sniper and Unbroken Bret and Pete talk about the best men of all time. When guys would slay chicks, throw hands, and have bushy waistlines. When men were men.
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Ep68 - Top 10 Movie Soundtrack
Bret's good friend and finalist of LAST COMIC STANDING Jimmy Shubert joins the show and discusses with the guys comedy, Jimmy's clubbing habits, and The Top 10 Movie Soundtracks of all time!
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Ep67 - Top 10 Sportscasters
Bret and Pete recap The Dallas Cowboys victory over Detroit, and then honor Stuart Scott by listing the top 10 Sportscasters of all time!
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Ep66 - Top 10 New Year's Resolutions
Comedian and host of the Podcast, Lawhead's Court, Jason Lawhead sits in with the guys to discuss their short comings while they list the Top 10 New Years Resolutions.
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Ep65 - Top 10 Christmas Carols
Bret and Pete discuss holidays past and list their favorite Christmas Carols of all time.
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Ep64 - Top 10 Worst Christmas Gifts
Bret and Pete sit down with good friend and comedian, Jason Lawhead to discuss the Top 10 Worst Christmas Gifts they've ever received.
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Ep63 - Top 10 Easy Listening Songs
In This episode, Bret decides to keep the mood mellow and make a list of the Top 10 easy listening songs.
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Ep62 - Top 10 Boxers of All Time
Bret and Pete welcome boxing almanac Darrell La Montre back in the studio to break down the top boxers. The boys learn a lot from Darrell as he takes us through boxing history. It goes 12 rounds with the ref awarding the fight to Pete's hair and teeth. Website: http://www.darrellbfunny.com…
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Ep61 - Top 10 Hip Hop Songs Pt. 2
Bret and Pete try and finish the list from last week (which is impossible) and Morgan Freeman drops in! Bret also gives us insight into another genre of music he's into, and makes it really uncomfortable for everyone in the room.
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Ep60 - Top 10 Best Hip Hop songs of all time Pt. 1
Bret and Pete jump right into the debate with the "Top 10 Hip Hop" songs of all time. This is going to be a 2 part series (Because there's too many damn songs!)
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Ep59 - Top 10 "BIG's"
In this episode Bret and Pete discuss the death of BIG BANK HANK, Pete's brother running for office, and list the TOP 10 "BIGS" of all time!
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Ep58 - Top 10 Baseball Movies
This week, Bret sits down with comedians, Jason Lawhead and Melanie Baldanado to discuss a variety of topics, which leads to this week's Top 10 list. The Top 10 Baseball movies.
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Ep57 - Josh Nasar, Top 10 Worst Jobs We've Done
Bret is minus his co-host Pete Giovine as he is on the road touring with Nick Swardson. Today, sitting in for Pete is comedian, Josh Nasar. They discuss a variety of topics including the Top 10 Worst Jobs.
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Ep56 - Top 10 Most Annoying Personalities
Pete and Bret rehash last weeks episode and discuss the types of people that are the worst to be around.
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Ep55 – The Top 10 Most Divisive Newscasters
Bret and Pete discuss how bad Republicans, Democrats, and our news media suck, then list the most divisive news anchors in television.
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Ep54 – Top 10 Running Backs in NFL History
Jason Lawhead joins Bret and Pete to discuss Jamaican music, the NFL, and the Top 10 Running backs of all time!
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Ep53 – Top 10 Pro Wrestlers
Bret's little buddy and amazing comedian Steve Simeone comes into studio to promote his podcast "GOOD TIMES" and discuss their passions for professional wrestling. Geoff Keith comes in again to push his Jewish agenda.
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Ep52 – Top 10 Sports Scandals
Hilarious comedian Geoff Keith comes into the studio to promote his book and discuss the Adrian Peterson and Ray Rice scandals.
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Ep51 – Top 10 Worst Songs of All Time
In this episode, Bret teaches us how to steal fried chicken and beer from the supermarket while inquiring about jobs for your friends and family. Then the guys take on the worst songs of all time. Nickleback is not spared. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes. Also, you can find the show on...
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Ep50 – Top 10 Dopest Women of All time
Pete's late, AGAIN, and the guys (and gal) discuss their favorite women of all time! The number one on this list will BLOW YOUR MIND! Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes. Also, you can find the show on Stitcher.
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Ep49 - Top 10 Songs to Clip To
Comedian Carlos Rodriguez is back in the studio to break down the top songs to listen to when gettin' down and makin' sweet love to your lady. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes. Also, you can find the show on Stitcher.
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Ep48 – Top 10 Reasons Why We Didn't Do a Top 10 List
Comedian Carlos Rodriguez joins Bret and Pete to catch up on some current events. The boys talk about addiction, cocaine inspired Taco Bell treats, and the haps in Ferguson. Then they break down the top 10 reason why they didn't do a top 10 list.
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Ep47 - Top 10 Robin Williams Movies
In this episode, we discuss the impact of Robin's suicide, and depression. It's a real uplifting episode. Pete's at a hair and teeth convention in New Jersey, so It's just Bret and RenaMarie. They also comprise a list of the Top 10 Robin Williams movies. Don't be a Nick and listen, Na-Noo-Na-Noo....
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Ep46 – Top 10 Obscure Ways To Pleasure Yourself
Pete and I discuss how we both like Jonah Hill, Willy Wonka, and how I used to hump my vacuum as a kid. Very interesting and world saving discussion! Don't be a Nick and listen! Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes. Also, you can find the show on Stitcher.
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Ep45 – Top 10 Ways to Accidentally Hurt Yourself
In this episode, Pete discusses opening for our good friend NICK SWARDSON in Vegas, how he was a cutter in Middle School, and then Bret and Pete discuss the worst ways to accidentally hurt yourself. Don't be a Nick and listen! Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes. Also, you can find the show on...
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Ep44 - Top 10 Obscure 80s Movies
Manny joins us back in studio to discuss obscure 80s movies… this one is a lot of fun! Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes. Also, you can find the show on Stitcher.
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Ep43 - Top 10 Freestyle Artists
Comedian and expert in Freestyle music, Manny Maldonado joins Pete and I in studio! We discuss the World Cup, sensitive douchebags, and Freestyle music! Don't be a Nick and listen (It'll make sense after you hear the podcast!). Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes. Also, you can find the show on...
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Ep42 - Top 10 Snacks with Milk
Bret and Pete talk about Pete being born teeth first, his upcoming birthday, and Bret's broad definition of the honor system. The boys then discuss the top 10 snacks with milk. Spoiler alert: most have cream filling. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes. Also, you can find the show on Stitcher.
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Ep41-Top 10 Presidential Scandals
Bret and Pete talk World Cup, misplacing emails from the IRS, and the Top 10 Presidential Scandals of all time. Be sure to rate and comment on iTunes. Also, you can find the show on Stitcher.
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Ep40 - Top 10 Best Cartoons
This wee, Bret and Pete discuss the backlash from episode #37 (Dream Team Think Tank) and then they discuss their Top 10 favorite cartoons they remember as kids. Be sure to rate and comment in iTunes. You can also find the show on Stitcher.
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Ep39 - Top 10 Sneakers
Pete comes into the studio a little melancholy (like a bitch) and Bret talks to him about compartmentalizing. The guys also discuss their favorite sneakers with this weeks Top 10 list. Be sure to rate and comment in iTunes. You can also find the show on Stitcher.
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Ep38 - Top 10 Foods to Eat When You're Drunk
This week, Bret and Pete discuss the Top 10 Foods to Eat when you are Drunk. Be sure to rate and comment in iTunes. You can also find the show on Stitcher.
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Ep37 - Top 10 Think Tank Dream Team Members
Bret and Pete discuss the shooting in Santa Barbara and they create a think tank to get America back on its feet. Be sure to rate and comment in iTunes. You can also find the show on Stitcher.
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Ep36 - Top 10 Useless Skills with Ron Babcock
This week, Bret is without his trusty co-host, Pete Giovine. Bret instead sits down with comedians and writer, Ron Babcock. This week's topic is the Top 10 Useless Skills. Be sure to rate and comment in iTunes. You can also find the show on Stitcher.
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Ep35 - Top 10 Pop Culture Icons
Bret and Pete jump right into the Top 10 Pop Culture Icons and brush over how how awesome and influential the Three Stooges are. Be sure to rate and comment in iTunes. You can also find the show on Stitcher.
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Ep34 - Top 10 Breakfast Cereals
Bret finds out where the hell Pete has been and discusses the NBA Clippers, Don Sterling, and then list the Top 10 Breakfast cereals of all time. Be sure to rate and comment in iTunes. You can also find the show on Stitcher.
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Ep33 - Top 10 Quarterbacks
Bret has back comedian and the host of his very own Podcast, Lawhead's Court, Jason Lawhead. This week, the guys discuss their picks for the Top 10 Quarterbacks of all time. Be sure to rate and comment in iTunes. You can also find the show on Stitcher.
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Ep32 - Top 10 Sports Icons
This week, Bret sits down with good friend and comedian, Jason Lawhead. Jason has recently been featured on "Live at Gotham" on the AXS network and The Artie Lange Show. He's also can be seen on the road headlining clubs across the country. He also features on tour with Bill Burr and Sebastian...
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Ep31 - Top 10 Rock Bands of All Time
In this episode, Bret and Pete run down their choices for the "Top 10 Rock Bands of all time. Hear who they pick as well as reminisce with some music from the past and present. Be sure to rate and comment in iTunes.
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Bret Ernst is a weekly social commentary talk podcast hosted by stand-up comedian, Bret Ernst. The show takes you on a journey into the mind of Bret Ernst. The show is all about the little things that get to you.
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Bret Ernst is a weekly social commentary talk podcast hosted by stand-up comedian, Bret Ernst. The show takes you on a journey into the mind of Bret Ernst. The show is all about the little things that get to you.
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