The Brian McCarthy Interview Show

This week we talk about debaucherous highschool house parties and the surest way to impress a Korean hooker.  Follow Brian on Threads, Instagram and X - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we talk to Harley Dean about tips to get through the "dry season" and Britney Spears' New American Bistro. Harley's Links Follow Brian on Threads, Instagram and X - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we talk all about Brian's trip to England, the hottest up-and-coming rappers from seaside towns and how to sneak a hooker into Buckingham Palace.  Follow Brian on Threads, Instagram and X - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we talk about Brian's upcoming tour of the United Kingdom and all the erotic massage parlors he's not going to.  Follow Brian on Threads, Instagram and X - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we talk about the nasty voicemail Brian got from Chad Zumock and how Kevin Cosnter got a divorce on his honeymoon.  Follow Brian on Threads, Instagram and X - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we talk about why there's nothing political about an event that's held on the White House lawn and what happens to an Islamic power bottom that becomes radicalized.    Follow Brian on Threads, Instagram and X - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we talk about not falling victim to the gay agenda and why Brian is jazzed that Pink hosted the Tonys. Follow Brian on Threads, Instagram and X - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we talk to Hollywood Howard about dismissive ways to describe astrology and his plan to run for Senate in 2028. Follow Brian on Threads, Instagram and X - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we talk about the all-star lineup for Freedom 250 on the White House lawn and what to do if you accidentally jack off to your own mom.    Follow Brian on Threads, Instagram and X - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we talk about why saying bad words is not enough to make Brian like Austin comedians and the Siberian stripper with coffee breath that captured our hearts.  Follow Brian on Threads, Instagram and X - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we talk about the most questionable lawyer of all time and the worst place you could possibly plant watermelon. Follow Brian on Threads, Instagram and X - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we talk about cocaine delis in the Bronx and why the Verizon guy finally feels seen. Follow Brian on Threads, Instagram and X - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we talk about why HBO is so weird about showing tits and how many many sex workers you  can fit in a Honda Pilot.  Follow Brian on Threads, Instagram and X - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we talk about weekly marital blowjobs on Sunday mornings and why you shouldn't let your kids say fuck. Follow Brian on Threads, Instagram and X - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we talk to Carmela Clutch about diddling yourself for cab fare and the kind of science that can be done with one hand. Follow Brian on Threads, Instagram and X - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we talk about the fact that we hate most podcasts even though we're doing one and our favorite MAGA milf porn. Follow Brian on Threads, Instagram and X - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we talk about how gay He-Man was and the best exotic animals to make clothing out of.  Follow Brian on Threads, Instagram and X - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we talk to @LoopHoleLady about what makes an affair an afair and being a supportive friend until you find out they're a pedophile.    Follow Brian on Threads, Instagram and X - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we talk about how to set healthy boundaries while double teaming someone and why there's so much comroderie amongst pedophiles. Follow Brian on Threads, Instagram and X - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we talk about mother's new car and discover there's two different kinds of milking tables.  Follow Brian on Threads, Instagram and X - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week Brian recaps the Stuttering John debacle at Rodney's and we talk about the creepiest thing Adam has ever seen. Follow Brian on Threads, Instagram and X - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we talk about Stuttering John's show at Rodney's and why we smell great but don't remember our home address. Follow Brian on Threads, Instagram and X - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we talk about the snacks at the Epstein compound and how Brian blew it with Janeane Garofalo. Follow Brian on Threads, Instagram and X - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we talk about why Brian doesn't celebrate Valentine's Day and about how Ghandi married a 13 year old but it's ok cause that was a long time ago Follow Brian on Threads, Instagram and X - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we talk about why we're very disappointed in Epstein's rolodex and how to know if the piss stain on the matress is yours or the dog's.   Follow Brian on Threads, Instagram and X - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we talk about and why you can never compete with a dead astronaut and how much to pay a roller derby girl to step on your nuts. Follow Brian on Threads, Instagram and X - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we talk about Brian's upcoming trip to England and how all guys are into: drugs, gambling, pussy or booze.  Follow Brian on Threads, Instagram and X - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we talk about the difference between keistering and suitcasing and why all the women in Hollywood have such tight alien faces.  Follow Brian on Threads, Instagram and X - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we give Hollywood Howard a makeover and solve most of the world's problems. Watch the episode here to see how handsome he is.  Follow Brian on Threads, Instagram and X - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we talk to Hanukkah Howard about his new-found acting career and why nothing tastes as good as thin looks.  Follow Brian on Threads, Instagram and X - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we talk about friendship breakups and why Chollos in New Mexico are tired of raping Brian. Follow Brian on Threads, Instagram and X - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we talk about and why Brian's wife thought he blew a guy and we think Tom Segura should keep his thoughts about pastries to himself. Follow Brian on Threads, Instagram and X - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we talk about the most embarrassing thing we ever masturbated to and takle one of the worst "Would You Rather" scenerios of all time.  Follow Brian on Threads, Instagram and X - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we talk about how to become a Hollywood houseboy and the time Brian roasted Billy Baldwin.   Follow Brian on Threads, Instagram and X - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we talk about cheap real estate in the Caribbean and next week's high profile guest.  Follow Brian on Threads, Instagram and X - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we talk to Tricia Wise about why there should be an invite only dating app for sex workers and how hot a guy has to be to give us an STI.  Follow Brian on Threads, Instagram and X - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we talk about cryogenically freezing our heads and the fun group of guys that run Brian's building. Follow Brian on Threads, Instagram and X - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we talk to Stacey Prussman about what IS and ISN'T the Hamptons and the medical condition that makes your penis look like a burnt marshmallow.  Follow Brian on Threads, Instagram and X - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we talk about how to avoid getting scammed on the TikTok shop and the time Brian went on a date with a gay Italian guy he met at the deli counter. Follow Brian on Threads, Instagram and X - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we talk about weird Japanese fashion and why the Saudis chopped off Louie CK's jack off hand. Follow Brian on Threads, Instagram and X - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we talk about how Brian accidentally got into Shane Gillis's head and why all tourist attractions are just frozen daiquiris and cover bands.   Follow Brian on Threads, Instagram and X - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we talk about why Bobby Flay wants brian to cool it and how airport altercations in the south are WAY different from on the east coast.  Follow Brian on Threads, Instagram and X - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we talk about the time that Gallagher sneezed in Brian's Sunday gravy and why everything's better while smoking crack. Follow Brian on Threads, Instagram and X - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we talk to Hollywood Howard about where to find the most attractive church volunteers and Cabella's return policy for camping showers. Follow Brian on Threads, Instagram and X - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we talk about when being gay was still a thing you could catch and listening to a celebrity memoir that's so bad you want to throw your phone out the window. Follow Brian on Threads, Instagram and X - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we talk about the best strip club chicken fingers in the city and how to get a free ride by taking off your pants. Follow Brian on Threads, Instagram and X - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we talk about the acceptable amount of gratuity to expect for counter service and why Brian is the new Andy Rooney.  Follow Brian on Threads, Instagram and X - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we talk about why it's easier to impersonate a sheriff when you're really handsome and how prison rape is never as fun as they make it look in the movies. Follow Brian on Threads, Instagram and X - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we talk about things that really chap our hides, including but not limited to: baseball hats, toupees, deadbeat dads and loud music in public! Follow Brian on Threads, Instagram and X - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we talk about what coupon code you need to get the show business discount and how teenage boys never have any game.  Follow Brian on Threads, Instagram and X - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.