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The Brittas Empire Podcast
by Chris & J.D.
Welcome to The Brittas Empire Podcast!Join Chris Nichols and J.D. Collins (Don't Slam Your Podcast! A 2point4 Children Podcast) as they discuss every episode of this anarchic, underrated and hilarious 90s sitcom.Relive the explosions! The electrocutions! And babies in drawers.... to name but a few.The series is available on DVD, Britbox and is currently being repeated on Drama.Contact: [email protected]
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EXCLUSIVE - Interview with Actor/Director John Wilkins
Why isn't The Brittas Empire repeated on TV anymore? Chris, JD and Actor/Director John Wilkins try to solve this very puzzle, plus John (who is playing Gordon Brittas himself!) talks about the upcoming stage play of The Brittas Empire in Manchester! It runs from April 23rd - April 25th 2026...grab those tickets at www.ticketsource.co.uk
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1994 Christmas Special - In the Beginning
Chris, John, Anthony and Louise close the year with one last discussion...it's the 1994 Christmas Special. This unusual episode is set in both 2019 and 1989, and there's lots to discuss...including some continuity errors! If you would like to get in touch with Chris and JD regarding the Brittas Empire, you can e-mail [email protected] . The Brittas Empire Podcast will return in the future to discuss series 6 & 7.
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Series 5 Episode 8 - The Last Day
Chris and JD are joined by Anthony and Louise as they discuss the series 5 finale...the infamous water tank episode with trivia and deep, deep analysis !
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Series 5 Episode 7 - UXB
It's the penultimate episode of series 5 - Colin has found an unexploded WW2 bomb, and Carole's world is also blowing up when the social services pay a visit. Brittas meanwhile is preparing to leave for Brussels - what will John and Chris make of this one? Let's find out!
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Series 5 Episode 6 - Pregnant
There's 17 staff pregnancies and Colin and Carole are getting married! Also, is this episode problematic in 2025? Chris Nichols and JD Collins bring more big Brittas debates to the table so sit back and enjoy.
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Series 5 Episode 5 - The Boss
Chris & JD hit the halfway point of the fifth series. In this episode, Gavin's managerial skills are tested to the limits as Brittas decides if Gavin has what it takes to manage the world's more dangerous leisure centre!
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Series 5 Episode 4 - The Lies Have It
Lies, confusion and chaos...Michael has returned to stir up trouble and Brittas is determined to get to the truth. Chris also speaks about his own experience with scammers!
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Series 5 Episode 3 - Brussels Calling
Gordon Brittas is in Brussels, surely nothing can go wrong at Whitbury Leisure Centre? Chris & JD chat about recent TV and more.
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Series 5 Episode 2 - Blind Devotion
Colin's garden's blown up rendering him blind...making the job of sacking him a little tricky. Helen meanwhile doesn't want to go to Brussels; how can she ask for drugs when she doesn't even speak the language? Chris and JD discuss another explosive episode!
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Series 5 Episode 1 - The Old, Old Story
The Brittas Empire Podcast returns to discuss the fifth series! Songs of Praise have arrived at the newly rebuilt Whitbury Leisure Centre after it burnt to a crisp in the last episode. It's not long before chaos resumes, with a potential serial killer on the loose??
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Hyacinth Bucket vs Gordon Brittas - A Patricia Routledge Tribute
They're two huge comic creations, and in this special episode Chris & JD do a quick compare and contrast between social-climbing snob Hyacinth Bucket and nightmare manager Gordon Brittas! This episode is dedicated to, and in memory of, Dame Patricia Routledge, who died 03/10/2025. She will be missed by millions, but Hyacinth Bucket will live on...making generations laugh forever.
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REVIEW - The Brittas Empire Stage Play
This week Chris and JD are joined by host of the Vicar of Dibley podcast as they discuss the recent stage play performed by MKTOC. Hear about how Chris and JD nearly missed the entire show and a wider discussion about sitcoms on stage. Like/Subscribe !
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EXCLUSIVE - Interview with writer/director Steve Clark
In this very special episode Chris is joined by the writer/director Steve Clark who is bringing The Brittas Empire to the stage from 29th April to 3rd May 2025 at Stantonbury Theatre, Milton Keynes! Chris and Steve discuss the production of the play, what to expect, along with what involvement the original writers have had. Steve has long history of converting TV sitcoms the stage, with other credits including Blackadder and Fawlty Towers. You can buy your Brittas tickets on the following website: www.mktoc.co.uk
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A Safety Message from Gordon Brittas...
Gordon Brittas introduces new measures to deal with snowy weather.
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Series 4 Episode 8 - High Noon
Whitbury Leisure Centre is on fire! Chris and JD discuss the series 4 finale with some fun facts too. Don't forget to like, share and subscribe to keep up to date with all the latest episodes. The Brittas Empire Podcast will return (at some point) in 2025. Thank you for your continued support!
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A Christmas Message from Gordon Brittas...
Enjoy this special message from Gordon Brittas
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Brittas Boiler Room 101!
In this special episode Chris, JD and Louise discuss which episode they dislike from series 1-4 of The Brittas Empire, which character they would throw into the Brittas boiler and what they hate the most about Christmas! It's a festive fun discussion for all you Whitbury Newtowners!
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Series 4 Episode 7 - The Chop
Councellor Drugget has arrived in another attempt to sack Brittas as manager...join Chris and JD as they discuss the downfall of Gordon Brittas! As always like and subscribe.
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Series 4 Episode 6 - Shall We Dance?
The staff are getting ready for an annual dance event but half of them can't find partners, and it looks like Carole's dreams are to be crushed again! Dive into another pool of great discussions with Chris and JD.
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Series 4 Episode 5 - Playing With Fire
Chris and JD return to discuss the second half of series 4, kicking off with Playing With Fire! Gavin's fiancée is on the loose with matches and petrol, whilst the staff have some burning questions of their own. Discussion, analysis and trivia - subscribe wherever you get your podcast!
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Series 4 Episode 4 - Mr Brittas Changes Trains
The boys discuss the hypnotist episode. With Linda barking, Carole croaking and Colin telling people he loves them, Laura dreams of a world where Brittas too could be different...
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Series 4 Episode 3 - Biggles Tells A Lie
Colin's clean, there's a cat in the boiler and Brittas is wanting answers! Analysis, discussion and more with your hosts...Chris Nichols and JD Collins!
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Series 4 Episode 2 - The Christening
Gordon Brittas's twins are to be Christened in the leisure centre and Helen has lost the kids! Horatio's awful fiancé arrives too. Another wild episode and fun discussion. Like, share and subscribe!
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Series 4 Episode 1 - Not A Good Day
The Brittas Empire Podcast returns to discuss series 4! In this episode the leisure centre is under siege and Sebastian Coe pays a visit! It's more detailed analysis and discussion with your hosts Chris Nichols and JD Collins; don't forget to like, share and subscribe! Exxxxxcellent!
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BONUS EPISODE - Andrew Norriss Q & A
In this extra special episode, Chris & JD discuss 10 questions put to one of the Creators/writers of The Brittas Empire...Andrew Norriss. Andrew has had multiple TV hits including Chance in a Million and Bernard's Watch; he is also an established children's author.
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BONUS EPISODE - Meeting Chris Barrie!
In this special bonus episode of The Brittas Empire Podcast, Chris and JD meet the main man himself...Chris Barrie! They talk you through their troublesome journey to Liverpool, and also reveal Chris Barrie's favourite episode of The Brittas Empire! Exxxxcellent!
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Series 3 Episode 6 - The Stuff of Dreams
Who will take over Whitbury Leisure Centre after Gordon Brittas? Who will take over the huge task of upholding the 'dream' ? Helen also goes into labour. The Brittas Empire Podcast will be taking a short break but will be back with weekly episodes again soon...next time round Chris & JD will be discussing series 4! You can contact us by e-mailing: [email protected]
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Series 3 Episode 5 - Sex, Lies and Red Tape
The staff are raising money for a new trampoline and there's a mysterious billionaire who's arrived at the centre. Meanwhile Brittas is doing a sponsored silence. Chris and JD bring you more in depth analysis and discussion in this penultimate episodes of series 3.
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Series 3 Episode 4 - Two Little Boys
In this episode Whitbury Leisure Centre celebrates its 1st birthday, Brittas's brother visits the centre, and there's an oil leak...join Chris and JD for another explosive episode and deep dive discussion!
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Series 3 Episode 3 - Laura's Leaving
Electricity, water and Colin...a cocktail for disaster! And how will the leisure centre cope without Laura? Join Chris and JD for more in depth analysis.
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Series 3 Episode 2 - That Creeping Feeling
Brittas hires a psychologist and a deadly spider is on the loose as Chris & JD continue to explore the third series of The Brittas Empire. More in depth discussion and analysis...so grab a coffee and a flapjack!
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Series 3 Episode 1 - The Trial
Chainsaws, drugs, super glue and guns! Chris & JD return to discuss series 3 episode 1 of The Brittas Empire which sees Gordon Brittas on trial for drug possession, murder and more! Our contact email address is [email protected] Connect with other Brittas fans via social media on: Facebook: The Brittas Empire Appreciation Society Instagram: @brittasfan Twitter: @BrittasFan
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Christmas TV Specials - The Best and Worst!
The Brittas Empire Podcast returns for a very special Christmas Special! In this episode Chris & Holly discuss some of the best and worst Christmas Specials, chat Brittas and unwrap a Christmas-themed Brittas Quiz! Chris & JD will be back in January to discuss The Brittas Empire Series 3. Want to get in touch? [email protected]
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Series 2 Episode 7 - New Generations
It's the discussion of the series 2 finale; Carole and a cow both go into labour! The Brittas Empire Podcast will be taking a short break after this episode, but fear not...Chris and JD will back to discuss series 3 sooner than you can say 'get the solvent Carole'! If you're enjoying the podcast don't forget to like/subscribe/share. Our contact email address is [email protected] Connect with other Brittas fans via social media on: Facebook: The Brittas Empire Appreciation Society Instagram: @brittasfan Twitter: @BrittasFan
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Series 2 Episode 6 - Safety First
This week it's fire safety training for the staff, dreams in flames for Carole, and Helen's giving up the pills. In this episode, Chris and JD also chat about the Terry Wogan interview with Chris Barrie.
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Series 2 Episode 5 - Mums and Dads
A world famous Pianist, two pianos and Gordon Brittas...what could go wrong? Chris and JD continue their journey through series 2. Here they explore the parents of the main characters; who is to blame for Gordon Brittas?
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Series 2 Episode 4 - Set in Concrete
Can Brittas be fixed? Laura seems to think so! Chris and JD dive deep into the mind of Gordon Brittas, who believes customers are suffering from 'Sick Building Syndrome'.
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Series 2 Episode 3 - An Inspector Calls
Well...where do I begin?! An inspector is due to visit Whitbury Leisure Centre sending Brittas into a panic. Meanwhile it's Helen's birthday and a pigeon is on the loose! Grab yourself some drugged corn and join Chris and JD for another in-depth discussion.
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Series 2 Episode 2 - Temple of the Body
Brittas is convinced staff members are having sex in the centre, so he bugs Linda and drills spy holes! Chris and JD discuss another wild episode, and also analyse the softer side of Gordon Brittas. Our contact email address is [email protected] Connect with other Brittas fans via social media on: Facebook: The Brittas Empire Appreciation Society Instagram: @brittasfan Twitter: @BrittasFan
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Series 2 Episode 1 - Back from the Dead
Word has got round Brittas is dead, so Whitbury Leisure Centre is thriving with customers; that's until Brittas returns. Join Chris and JD as they dive into series two, where they also discuss the introduction of 'Julie'. Our contact email address is [email protected] Connect with other Brittas fans via social media on: Facebook: The Brittas Empire Appreciation Society Instagram: @brittasfan Twitter: @BrittasFan
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Chat with Louise Little (@brittasfan)
Chris and J.D. have a chat with Louise Little who runs the Instagram and Twitter fanpages @brittasfan. Louise tells them how she discovered the series, creating the accounts and why the series is so underrated. Series Two begins next week...
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Series 1 Episode 6 - Assassin
A black gloved killer stalks Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre and Mr Brittas is his target in the Series One finale, Assassin! Chris and J.D. investigate the clues and motivation. Our contact email address is [email protected] Connect with other Brittas fans via social media on: Facebook: The Brittas Empire Appreciation Society Instagram: @brittasfan Twitter: @BrittasFan
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Series 1 Episode 5 - Stop Thief!
There is a thief at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre and Mr Brittas employs pedantic methods to expose the culprit. Chris and J.D. discuss this along with Helen and Gordon’s trip to the doctors in the penultimate episode of Series One! Our contact email address is [email protected] Connect with other Brittas fans via social media on: Facebook: The Brittas Empire Appreciation Society Instagram: @brittasfan Twitter: @BrittasFan
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Series 1 Episode 4 - Underwater Wedding
An underwater wedding + Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre = DISASTER! Chris and J.D. review this madcap episode that also includes a wheelchair user causing further havoc... all while Mr Brittas conducts an interview! Our contact email address is [email protected] Connect with other Brittas fans via social media on: Facebook: The Brittas Empire Appreciation Society Instagram: @brittasfan Twitter: @BrittasFan
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Series 1 Episode 3 - Bye Bye Baby
This week Chris and J.D. discuss an episode in which we meet Carole's husband. Mr Brittas also brings in a pedantic system, enraging a guest speaker who’s giving a talk on how to cope with...stress! To get in touch contact us at [email protected]
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Series 1 Episode 2 - The Opening Day
Chris and J.D. discuss the second episode in which The Duchess of Kent visits Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre on its opening day... faulty doors, leaking pools and a boilerman who thinks they’re sinking... what could possibly go wrong?! Our contact email address is [email protected] Connect with other Brittas fans via social media on: Facebook: The Brittas Empire Appreciation Society Instagram: @brittasfan Twitter: @BrittasFan
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Series 1 Episode 1 - Laying the Foundations
And we're off! Chris and J.D. review the very first episode, Laying the Foundations, in which Gordon Brittas starts his new job as the manager of Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre and he very much lays the foundations... of rudeness, chaos and total incompetence! Our contact email address is [email protected] Connect with other Brittas fans via social media on: Facebook: The Brittas Empire Appreciation Society Instagram: @brittasfan Twitter: @BrittasFan
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Welcome to Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre
In this first episode of The Brittas Empire Podcast, you will meet your hosts Chris and J.D. who discuss their love for The Brittas Empire and why this comedy is both celebrated and criminally underrated. Our contact email address is [email protected] Connect with other Brittas fans via social media on: Facebook: The Brittas Empire Appreciation Society Instagram: @brittasfan Twitter: @BrittasFan
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The Brittas Empire Podcast - Trailer
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Welcome to The Brittas Empire Podcast!Join Chris Nichols and J.D. Collins (Don't Slam Your Podcast! A 2point4 Children Podcast) as they discuss every episode of this anarchic, underrated and hilarious 90s sitcom.Relive the explosions! The electrocutions! And babies in drawers.... to name but a few.The series is available on DVD, Britbox and is currently being repeated on Drama.Contact: [email protected]
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Chris & J.D.
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