The Brochachos

This one kicks off with inhaling a burrito. They guys discuss if this is the last show. The topic quickly turns to gambling and did G-Baby deserve it? Charlie went on a little trip and saw some NBA games. Voodoo Donuts comes up. Did Charlie remember the Alamo? Felipe doesn't drink bourbon. Do the guys know about Richard Scarry? There's also tennis and tatoo talk.

Here's what's on deck, Wu Tang, skating, and dick skins. Should the guys wear pads when skating. Felipe recaps his wrestling experience as well as Rage Against the Machine. There's some Taratino talk. As always the resident horror expert, Charlie, talks Heart Eyes and Pumpkin Head. They boys end things with a tatoo cliffhanger.

The electric company is still charging Eman a grip. Really!? Some people have sleeping issues. Have you ever told your friend a lie about them passing out drunk? The boys recap The Four Nations Tournament and it was a hell of a time. The guys discuss classic rock like Led Zeppelin and the Pink Floyd Laser show. There is also a reivew of names/nicknames saved in phones. Everything ends with BO and slapstick movies.

It's been awhile, but we are back! We shot this episode before Valentine's Day that means silk boxers baby! The guys ask the important questions like where did Dunkin Donuts start? And munchkin to weiner size. Eman is annoyed like usual. This time with the word "gifted". Felipe is a poser and he went to Arizona. Charlie is all about the food takes this episode.

Pedro is back again!!! The show kicks off with plenty of tension and playoff talk. The guy talk about their New Year's partying. Eman was let down by Johnnie Walker Blue. Pete asks the boys about their drunkest moment. Also on deck is how to distract someone and El Paso drivers. We end this one with how to clean you butts among other things and hockey talk.

Merry after Christams! The Boys are back and bringing it in hot! The guys talk coffee. There's a lot of talk of people buying them clothes. Felipe and Eman argue about closing doors. It's the Playstation 30th anniversary so the guys mention their favorite games. Everything closes with collecting, specific tastes, and cooking mishaps.

Yo! There were tech issues last shoot, but everything is fixed now. The Brochachos are talking about how Eman's apartment temperature is never right. It's Charlie's Birthday! Everybody kicked ass in the Turkey Bowl. Guess what? The McRib is back baby! Felipe is proud of his McD's watch. AI is a helluva thing. Finishing up with Beetle Borgs and VR Troopers.

Here comes a mid week episode. There's fruit talk in this one and Felipe might be allergic to melon. The guys discuss marinating. The big topics are Trump and Tyson. The guys talk a trip down boxing memory lane. Also on topic are sore asses, pokemon, and raw eggs.

On topic this time, who are the worst fans in sports? They guys talk emo. Are they dry guys or not? There's a problem with sh*t covered toilets. The boys break down how to stereotype for English or Spanish speakers. First sponsor shoe goo? (JK) Everything finishes with some sentimental moments and soda talk.

It's Halloween again and we're back with more horror clips! Felipe is worried about the Yankees going The Series! Charlie saw Terrifier 3 and has serious opinions about the franchise. The fellas wonder what Blade does about parking. Eman shows his unforgiving directing for zombies. Of course there's scalding water, basketballs exploding heads, and is Rorschach his real name?

Felipe is upset about the Bucs loss. What else is new? Can the guys gain 10 yards in an NFL game? Charlie saw Halloween Town and tells us all about it. They boy take another quiz with a twist. Lastly, can you fight a bear with a monkey flip?

The boys go back in time on this one. They reminisce of the good old days of Myspace and hookahs. Eman missed Felipes son's birthday. Felipe tests the guys again. The guys name their favorite franchises.

This episode almost never happened because Felipe almost broke the computer. The guys talk about their family's weapons. They also talk about how you should describe someone using one characteristic. There's also some facial hair talk.

Pete is back! Felipe is a fake hockey fan confirmed. The boys go hard on football. Everything from their favorite teams, favorite players, and which teams they hate. Eman drafted a fantasy team while high. Charlie tried the chines joint the boys are always talking about. Oh yeah and Alien: Romulus is good!

Yo! Eddie's on the show again! It Felipe's birthday and they took him to a strip club. Does that scare you? Good cuz you're on Scare Tactics. Everyone saw Deadpool and Wolverine except for Eman. Everyone thinks Blade is badass and if you don't then you're wrong. Things end on a scary note.

It kind of makes sense why Eman wants to break fingers. He isn't getting his caffine. Surprise cigarettes make you poop. How would you pick up a dirty toilet seat? Felipe's kids are all about sports. Olympics are back baby. Which event could the boys do? Oh yeah, poop talk is also back.

The boys are late to the hawk tuah trend. How often do teams comeback 3-0? The underwear story is told. Is there going to be remake of Tarzan? There's a little Godzilla talk. What does "as the crow flies" mean? Charlie and Felipe saw Jim Ward. Try the best Chinese food!

Today we're reading shampoo bottles. They boys try to figure out where the best onion rings are. There's some stuff about loose dogs, potato skins, and tasty turtles. Oh yeah, they're making a movie in El Paso.

Yo it's Pride Months everyone! Not gay, but there's nothing wrong with that. The guys work on their 3, 2, 1 gestures. There's a Silent Hill scenario and Eman will still go to work. Felipe wants to know how bands get their names. Charlie and Felipe want to be in gangs from "The Warriors". What would you do if your kids beat you up? Happy Birthday to Felipe's parents!

The Brochachos are whole again. It feels like it's been a while. Eman debuts some long awaited sound bites. Felipe is back of course and promoting his Kanye love. Charlie knows his Matchbox Twenty and 00's music. The boys go off on La Bamba and Bob.

Seriously though...where's Felipe? There was basketball tournament that none of the boys won. More X-Men talk yet again. They guys talk about their favorite Will Smith movies. They also think they know rap. Oh yeah, someone pulled a knife on Charlie. P.S. he's ok.

It's been one year the boys want to thank everyone for supporting the show. We get a little fancy in this one. We got tuxes and mixed drinks. The boys invent a new drink. Finally some of the stories we told get endings. Of course the guys have to talk about X-Men 97.

Finally back with a new episode. Eman kept messing up, but it's ok since it's his birthday. The boys start this one off with a reverse pickle back, whatever that is...Felipe is excited for WrestleMania. Charlie is excited about the Pirates. The guys talk about the worst comic flicks and their dream comic flicks.See less

Here's some snacks for your azz...The bags are hard to open. Eman just came back from J-town and they didn't give him any freebies. Felipe loves liver? Charlie doesn't know how to put in the little straws.

Eman thinks he's a big Twitch streamer, but he's really a party pooper. There's a secret Japanese room at some bar. Charlie wants to be Batman with a "Kiss from a Rose". The boys talk about guns. Some nerd went dancing. Felipe wonders what eggplant tastes like.

In this one we introduce our number one fan, Jaime. We talk steaming, breathalyzers, and beer tastings (Felipe has kid taste). There's also stuff like Luby's and other cafeteria food. Pancho's gets a shout out and so much more.Jaime's Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/jaustin1180

This one is coming in a little. Someone pushed a button, but we're not sure who did it. AI is on deck. Doing weird stuff when you we were kids. Charlie's wife tried to poison Eman? Felipe's kid says a bad word!? Eman is an ungrateful jerk!

Happy New Year! The boys hope you had a good time during the holidays. Eman got Covid now...damn Eman's always messed up. We talk about our Christ-Mas and New Year celebrations. There's some resolution talk (I guess). Oh and Charlie got a taser!

Here's a belated Christmas present. We got another guest Pete, AKA Pedro. We're talking how he met the boys, a little hockey ranting, suits, and cocaine spoons.

Yo Charlie's back! There's a little fatty wiener talk. Something about a mustache competition. The boys go over a little their grooming habits. Felipe tries new food.

So it's been awhile. Sorry about that everyone. But here we go again. We got Aaron and Eddie on the show. We mentioned them once or twice. We talk about a little bit of our history, Eddie got chased by security, and we boxed each other.Spotifyhttps://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thebrochahcospodcast/episodes/Episode-20---Thankful-for-Fighting-with-My-Friends-e2ci318

It's real simple. We check out scary movie clips and we got some dope costumes. It's okay if you're not watching the video version. We do a good job describing the clips so don't get scared.

The first spooky episode. It kicks off with an awkward intro to our guests, Joe and Joe. Then we jump into some dentist talk. Charlie had a ghost in his old house and our Joe and his pop tell us about their experiences.Spotifyhttps://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thebrochahcospodcast/episodes/Episode-18---Beers-for-Fears-e2am282

Starting this one off with a little message for the Adame family. Then we rehash the famous Naked Harem. Felipe wants to know about out old man sh*t. Eman wonders if you should do cocaine before the movies. There's some catch with dad stuff and a sexual Twitch stream pitch. Plus much more.Spotifyhttps://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thebrochahcospodcast/episodes/Episode-17---The-Nudey-Bar-e2a3b8e

The boys are excited for football to be back baby! Someone almost died on the camping trip. We're still teasing the Halloween episode. That same someone also got injured. Charlie saw some boobies at a rock show. Felipe has teeth in his ass. Lastly, Felipe and Charlie don't know the signal to wrap up the show.Spotifyhttps://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thebrochahcospodcast/episodes/Episode-16---The-Season-Begins-The-Camping-Recap-e29e5fq

We got our next guest, Phillip, on the pod. The boys start with a little talk about the different instruments they played. Then the wrestling talk takes over leading into the porn. Finally we get to the vasectomy story.Eddie Guerrero Statue Petition⁠https://www.change.org/p/viva-la-raza-eddie-guerrero-memorial-statue⁠Spotifyhttps://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thebrochahcospodcast/episodes/Episode-15---Wrestling-with-Vasectomies-e28u57k

Here it is, the camping episode. We start off with a shotgun! There's PC talk, how to say our names in sign language, and Eman barely explains why "Fight Club" is overrated. But whatever it was all a blur. Shout out to Julie on this one because we didn't go easy on her.Spotifyhttps://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thebrochahcospodcast/episodes/Episode-14---The-Camping-Episode-e28b422

This time The Brochachos talk about poop, getting stuff done when you poop, and kids covered in poop. Oh and there is also steroid talk.Spotifyhttps://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thebrochahcospodcast/episodes/Episode-13---Please-Poop-Responsible-e27s422

In this one we come in hot with some sick moves. It's Felipe's anniversary so there's that. The boys are ready for more sports. And of course we talk comics because "we know comics...?".Spotifyhttps://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thebrochahcospodcast/episodes/Episode-12---Three-Guys-in-a-Room---AKA-El-Paso-Comic-Con-e279oeb

Eman went out for a night on the town. Who is the better ladies man? Cauterized or quaterized? We're planning the Halloween episode.Spotifyhttps://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thebrochahcospodcast/episodes/Episode-11---A-Hell-of-a-Night-Eddie-vs-Abe-e26olui

Here we go again coming in with high energy! Felipe and Charlie learn about rule 34. Distractions in the movie theater suck. Also parody movies are some of the best movies. We got stickers coming out. Hit us up if you want one or let us know a good place to put it.Spotifyhttps://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thebrochahcospodcast/episodes/Episode-10---Dont-Tell-You-Kids-About-Rule-34-e266juo

The boys get EXTREME! We got ideas for a new clippy. We're we skaters? This episode has our first guest!Spotifyhttps://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thebrochahcospodcast/episodes/Episode---9-The-Fckin-Extreme-Episode-e25jp79

In this one we talk about Felipe's new experiences. Guess what we got some movie recommendations. When end it with a little baby talk.Spotifyhttps://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thebrochahcospodcast/episodes/Episode-8---Bidets-Are-Cool-and-So-Is-Charlie-e25e24n

Here we go with the updated sound board. There's more movie talk. Stop pooping in Eman's bathroom and what's with these pauses. We're a little hard on Felipe's cousin Aaron. Sorry Aaron.Spotifyhttps://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thebrochahcospodcast/episodes/Episode-7---More-Movies-and-Dead-Air-e24v7u0

We're talking about what it's like growing up in the streets. Is running the streets different than running in the streets. Guess what we're still talking that poop talk and sometimes mom/grandmas get mad.Spotifyhttps://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thebrochahcospodcast/episodes/Episode-6---Running-in-the-Streets-Without-Booze-e246o0j

In this one we rank Mexican beers! Although you have to ignore the fact that Felipe forgot the Tecate, but he brought the pizza. Anywhoo do you agree with our ranking?Spotifyhttps://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thebrochahcospodcast/episodes/Episode-5---Drink-Beer-Its-Got-Plenty-of-Water-e23q1q1

We start with a quick shout out to sports, but then we get into the food. What are you stadium food go to's. Do you like all drums and what are your chip flavor preferences?Spotifyhttps://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/emmanuel-garcia95/episodes/The-Boys-Gotta-Eat-e233knp

We talk about our memories from rental stores. There's a little dirty talk and we really want someone to sponsor us.Spotifyhttps://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/emmanuel-garcia95/episodes/Episode-3---Dirty-VHS-and-Seriously-Someone-Sponsor-Us-e22iq4uYoutubehttps://youtu.be/R9bs0XpBRZE

We tell some of our drunk stories. Some are pretty tame while others are just weird. One more time just ignore the beeps.Spotifyhttps://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/emmanuel-garcia95/episodes/Episode-2---Drunk-Stories-and-Is-Daddy-Dying-e22foivYouTubehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp_pzcX5jq0&t=3074s

It's episode 1 here we go! This is how we met and a few funny stories. Can Eman even drive?Spotifyhttps://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/emmanuel-garcia95/episodes/Episode-1---How-we-met-e225gkbYouTubehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jA0EyaE6q44&t=1s