The Brooklyn Boys Podcast

#389: Brody got into a fight with an old man at Costco; Dirty Fantasy Football team names; more morons in the comment section; Brody keeps receiving AI scamboni voicemails and they are getting more clever by being less polished to mimic human behavior; Skeery recaps his trip to Greece; Brody was disrespected by a lifeguard and she gave him "The Gen Z Stare," the boys discuss clothing brands who purposefully "size up" to alienate certain people from wearing them and the psychology of not wanting to wear clothing labels marked larger than your sizeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Brooklyn Boys' "SLICES" comments, feedback and iHeartRadio Talkbacks for Episode #388 and earlier.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#388: Brody literally got himself stuck sitting next to a very large man on the train and could barely breathe; Skeery's upset his nephew isn't excited about going on a family trip and wonders if he should have a talk with him; the boys debate if pop music causes more car accidents?; Skeery is repulsed by the ugliest shoes he's ever seen; The dirty soda trend is gross; Brody is bent over a woman wearing a Mets logo; the boys discuss the subtle nuances of "the head nod- up or down" and what it means; Skeery witnesses the clever way firefighters are picking up women after the Harry Styles concertSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Brooklyn Boys' "SLICES" comments, feedback and iHeartRadio Talkbacks for Episode #387 and earlier.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#387: Skeery's friend Tall Darren is at Skeery's place and he live reviews his bougie light switches; Brody tried to spend his sandwich shop gift card and ended up spending double; Skeery reminds us how he hates having kids around at restaurants and pools; the boys discuss a very uncomfortable case of mistaken identitySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Brooklyn Boys' "SLICES" comments, feedback and iHeartRadio Talkbacks for Episode #386 and earlier.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#386: Skeery tries to block awful experiences out of his mind and Brody keeps rehashing them; Brody got SCAMBONI'D and the judge screwed him out of thousands of dollars; Skeery was a guest on a Brooklyn podcast and Brody wasn't invited; How do you decide who gets a plus one to the wedding and who doesn't; Skeery has a terrible experience with Italian pastries; Brody gets talked into going to a new pizzeria with crappy reviews- and the outcome is exactly what you'd think; The boys takes sides on the nationally viral story where a Jersey Shore pizza owner refused to give a family a knife to cut their 5 year old's birthday cake; Brody's friend's son ruins one of Brody's favorite soup spots after he got a job there and talks about gross things that go on behind the counterSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Brooklyn Boys' "SLICES" comments, feedback and iHeartRadio Talkbacks for Episode #385 and earlier.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#385: Brody catches Skeery trying to sneak in another product endorsement; Skeery schools Brody on Air Chilled Chicken; Friends who offer you food that tastes like crap or when they're done eating it; the boys debate true expiration dates on products; Brody has questions about women's breasts; Skeery talks about how he recently confronted his first crush- who stomped on the flowers he gave her; Brody overheard a mind numbing convo about how towels dry; Movies and TV shows you remember being awesome as a kid that seem to suck now.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Brooklyn Boys' "SLICES" comments, feedback and iHeartRadio Talkbacks for Episode #384 and earlier.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#384: Skeery got screwed at an Italian street fair when a vendor tried to pass chicken tenders off as chicken parm; The boys debate older singers and bands who need to hang it up; Skeery's teacher friend had to deal with a student who identified as a cat and wanted a litterbox put in the back of the classroom; Brody calls out Skeery for a very last minute dinner invite; The boys talk geography and dissect the lyrics to a popular song which will have you realizing how F'd up the song really is; A woman who thinks she's entitled to WAY TOO MUCH on a first date; Brody is mad at people on TV who get text messages. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Brooklyn Boys' "SLICES" comments, feedback and iHeartRadio Talkbacks for Episode #383 and earlier.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#383: The boys talk about people who are offended by what their friends like on instagran; Skeery is freaking out over a bird that crashed into and broke his living room window; Brody finds a major snowflake trolling instagram; Skeery got an email from Skeery; The boys consider wearing the viral prototype "poop shoes;" the boys discuss the new game show looking for the dumbest person in AmericaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Brooklyn Boys' "SLICES" comments, feedback and iHeartRadio Talkbacks for Episode #382 and earlier.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#382: Brody is fuming over a "Clearance Sale" that turned out to be fake; Skeery got a baby registry link to send a gift and their wish list will blow your mind; Brody goes grammar crazy in a FB fan group; Skeery has a thought about overly pierced and tattooed people and their chances of landing jobs; Brody discovers a girl posting Tik Tok videos publicly crapping all over the company she works for; the boys try to understand a couple of dumb soccer rules; Skeery urges Brody to break his routines and get out of his bubble See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Brooklyn Boys' "SLICES" comments, feedback and iHeartRadio Talkbacks for Episode #381 and earlier.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#381: Brody found Skeery's porn stash in between his comedy magazine collection he was selling for him; Brody's pissed Skeery may get the sneakers he wanted first; Brody meets an imbecile at the dog pharmacy; Skeery's mad at a muppet; Skeery doesn't value autographs and wants to sell the one signed by his idol; The boys discuss the daredevil couple who climbed the antenna of the Empire State BuildingSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Brooklyn Boys' "SLICES" comments, feedback and iHeartRadio Talkbacks for Episode #380 and earlier.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#380: Brody busts Skeery and catches him in a lie after he posted on social media; Skeery and his boys didn't know if a friendly foreigner they met was just being nice to them or was gay and hitting on them; Brody gives advice on multiple return scams and how to beat the system; Skeery gets stuck with 50lbs of pasta; Brody points out a major league Scamboni caught on live TV; Skeery broke down and did something he promised Brody and all the Slices on a previous episode he would never do; Skeery got confronted by the 'pump police' for parking too close to a hydrantSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Brooklyn Boys' "SLICES" comments, feedback and iHeartRadio Talkbacks for Episode #379 and earlier.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#379: Skeery unearths a not so "Friendly" Scamboni and Brody is in a tizzy about fake pistachio ice cream with almonds; Skeery and his siblings threw a surprise 80th bday for their dad and Skeery reveals all the crazy ideas that got voted down; The boys recap the Knicks parade, a missed opportunity, a major gaffe and defend NYers being less rowdy than Philly fans; Brody crushes Skeery for his already dying self watering plants; people still camp out for Pokemon cards; the boys are trying hard to get into caring about The World Cup and Brody has some ideas to spice up soccer matches; the boys think one of their favorite pizzerias didn't score high enough on Dave Portnoy's pizza reviewSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Brooklyn Boys' "SLICES" comments, feedback and iHeartRadio Talkbacks for Episode #378 and earlier.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#378: A woman's jealous Yorkie bites her husband's penis after sexl Brody got a mouthful of metal and the company accused Brody of planting it there; Skeery's interior designer insists he gets leather wrapped door handles and Skeery ain't havin' it;  The boys discuss the exciting NY KNICKS run and Skeery takes exception to fans who want them to wait to win it at home; World Cup is here and Skeery bought the wrong jersey; Brody has a different kind of steak dinner updateSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Brooklyn Boys' "SLICES" comments, feedback and iHeartRadio Talkbacks for Episode #377 and earlier.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#377: Brody thinks Skeery is a poser for playing classic rock vinyl in his living room; The boys take on the latest Tik Tok Challenge of different ways to express the same sentence; Brody goes ham on a woman who tried to cut him in line; Skeery recounts all the sports commentators who trashed the Knicks for signing Jalen Brunson 4 years ago who are now eating crow; Brody mocks Skeery for becoming a plant dad after he buys a bunch of self watering plants; People who post the same questions in fan groups every other week; Skeery is freaking out that he may have just ate bad Chinese foodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Brooklyn Boys' "SLICES" comments, feedback and iHeartRadio Talkbacks for Episode #376 and earlier.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#376: Skeery uncovers awful mistakes left behind by his painters; Brody ended up with raw steak sandwiches two weeks in a row from the same restaurant; Skeery discovers a bunch of butt hurt Sixers fan bartenders who refused to show the Knicks playoff game at an Atlantic City casino bar; Brody's cocky pickle ball partner gets a visit from the DOUCHE KARMA POLICE; Skeery threw away a framed plaque- only for it to somehow resurface a week later; Grammar PoliceSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Brooklyn Boys' "SLICES" comments, feedback and iHeartRadio Talkbacks for Episode #375 and earlier.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#375:  Skeery did a dumb thing that he made worse by doing a ridiculous thing! He accidentally drove off with his phone on his car roof and it got destroyed after 30 cars ran over it and then locked himself out of his account;  Brody pulled a fast one on Barnes & Noble and inadvertently scammed THEM out of money; Skeery went to a Sweet 16 that might as well have been a wedding; fake consultants and bots want us to pay them to give us advice on how we can better our podcast; Skeery got shut out of the Swatch x AP collab watch madnessSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Brooklyn Boys' "SLICES" comments, feedback and iHeartRadio Talkbacks for Episode #374 and earlier.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#374: Skeery used his Elvis Duran Show muscle to cut the line on the busiest day of the year: Brody caught the bartender in a lie and trying to screw him over; Skeery recaps playing games at the baby shower he went to; Brody accidentally wore his underwear backwards; Skeery's inappropriate reaction to the news that Cher, his other podcast co-host, on Speaking Volumes, is pregnant for a 3rd time; Brody gave away another million dollar idea for free.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Brooklyn Boys' "SLICES" comments, feedback and iHeartRadio Talkbacks for Episode #373 and earlier.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#373: Skeery was invited to his first baby shower and Brody runs down the list of the types of games and activities he can expect; The boys ask AI to analyze a live video of each of them and access how old each of them look; Brody felt awful after he thought he accidentally dipped on the check; The boys debate cash bar weddings and if it's acceptable; Grammar Police; Skeery recaps his time at the Carbone Beach event and wonders if his outfit made the cut as "Miami Chic;" Brody stole a pregnant woman's seatSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Brooklyn Boys' "SLICES" comments, feedback and iHeartRadio Talkbacks for Episode #372 and earlier.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#372: Skeery breaks open a pint of ice cream live on the podcast and Brody suspects he has an agenda; Brody tries to grab food from a restaurant and disrupt them as they were about to close and Skeery finds it to be hypocritical; Brody got charged a crazy amount of money for a side of butter; The boys discuss the 30 best living American songwriters list and whose missing and doesn't belong; Brody busts on Skeery because Skeery's interior design person wants to blow all his money on super bougie light switch plates; pretending to work at a job you don't even haveSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Brooklyn Boys' "SLICES" comments, feedback and iHeartRadio Talkbacks for Episode #371 and earlier.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#371: Brody calls Skeery out for talking out of both sides of his mouth- and has the audio to prove it; The boys discuss the validity of mediums and mentalists- as Skeery's family visited with a medium and had some exciting results and Skeery's mind was blown by mentalist to the stars Oz Pearlman- meanwhile Brody explains how they are all a scamboni; Skeery was criticized in the comment section for his chicken parm recipe- which included Japanese panko breadcrumbs, poorly pounded chicken and applying the cheese before the sauce.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Brooklyn Boys' "SLICES" comments, feedback and iHeartRadio Talkbacks for Episode #370 and earlier.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#370: Skeery fights the middle plane seat guy for personal space and the boys discuss the rules of the armrest; Skeery & Brody grabbed lunch together and Brody toured Skeery's new apartment- and has some feedback about it; Tall Darren bought an air mattress, slept on it and returned it to the store- and Brody finds that unacceptable while Skeery contends people return far more inappropriate items and get away with it; Brody had a phone fight with AI; Skeery didn't put on sunscreen and is now paying the price; Brody plays threatening loan voicemails he's been getting; Tipping issues and scandals; Brody calls out Skeery for something he said on the morning showSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Brooklyn Boys' "SLICES" comments, feedback and iHeartRadio Talkbacks for Episode #369 and earlier.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#369: Skeery discovers he owns a brand new unopened box of tools- from 19 years ago; The boys discuss squeezing every last drop out of the toothpaste and other bathroom products: Skeery needs to blow up an air mattress for his very first houseguest (Tall Darren)- despite having a second bedroom!; FREE SH*T US: a popular SLICE gifts Brody a hand painted portrait of Brody- and Skeery captures Brody's reaction live; Skeery woke up at 3:33 & 4:44 and wonders what it means; The boys debate using a real product "NAMPONS" for nosebleeds which is exactly what you think they are...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Brooklyn Boys' "SLICES" comments, feedback and iHeartRadio Talkbacks for Episode #368 and earlier.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#368: Skeery is still living out of boxes and a makeshift podcast studio and may soon have his first houseguest- Tall Darren; Brody gives butt wiping stats; Skeery got accused of "walking Italian;" Brody got security called on him at a store after they accused him of stealing; Skeery is so lazy he wants to buy self-watering plants; Facebok marketplace stories; Skeery wants to host Easter for his family and Brody thinks it's a terrible idea; the boys learn about mulesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Brooklyn Boys' "SLICES" comments, feedback and iHeartRadio Talkbacks for Episode #367 and earlier.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#367: Skeery is living out of boxes and far from settled in his new place- and Brody criticizes him for hiring an interior designer; Brody got pulled over for speeding and running a red light; Skeery cursed off pedestrians who wouldn't let him drive thru his green light; Brody got a runt of a mozzarella stick and the waitress laughed it off; Skeery witnessed people taking credit for someone else' win; Brody was a gentleman to a woman and got the door slammed in his face; The boys debate folding pizza the opposite way; Brody accuses Skeery of being a bad ItalianSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Brooklyn Boys' "SLICES" comments, feedback and iHeartRadio Talkbacks for Episode #366 and earlier.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#366: Skeery's moving and can't part with old junk he doesn't need; Brody's Chat GPT has amnesia and forgot everything it knew about him; Skeery's 19 year old sofa sold for an insane amount of money; Brody goes nuts trying to find the poop smell in his house: Skeery had an idea for his co worker Nate who has been flirting with a woman who lives in the building across the way from their office; The boys BOTH get free dessert: Brody bit into a piece of metal in his trail mix and the paint store gave Skeery's painters the wrong color causing them to screw up his wall.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Brooklyn Boys' "SLICES" comments, feedback and iHeartRadio Talkbacks for Episode #365 and earlier.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#365: Skeery reveals he has a liar and a thief in his family; Brody was skeeved out by a guy playing Pickleball with a bloody hand; Skeery has a major update about his old sofa for sale; Brody refuses to drink out of a NY Yankees mug; Skeery freaks out over a meatball hero with American cheese; Brody has a conversation with an old friend who has no clue who he is; The deli screwed up the wings for the Superbowl Party Skeery attended.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Brooklyn Boys' "SLICES" comments, feedback and iHeartRadio Talkbacks for Episode #364 and earlier.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.