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The Brown Carpet
by Corey Farrell and Josh Groom
The podcast that turns weird real news stories into even weirder movies. Hosted by Corey Farrell and Josh Groom
Episodes
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56. Behind Enemy Lawns EXTRA! - The Brown Carpet Podcast vs Jim Penman
THIS WEEK! A very special edition of The Brown Carpet Podcast as we welcome Aussie mogul Jim Penman of Jim's Mowing onto the show for a Zoom chat - inspired by Episode 56, where we chopped up a grassy action thriller called, "Behind Enemy Lawns." Jim weigh's in on our adaption of his story,...
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60. 'The Stainmaker'
THIS WEEK! Corey and Josh squeeze out a powerful and pungent tale of love, lament, lightning and litigation as they expel a gassy courtroom drama called - The Stainmaker. Featuring fart-fuelled performances by Tom Holland, Florence Pugh, Meryl Streep, Tom Green and Mike Myers. READ the weird news...
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FTV. 'Crocapalooza'
ON THIS WEEK'S FROM THE VAULT EPISODE - Corey and Josh head down to the valley for a rain-drenched New Year's Eve music festival - where the secret headliner is a 25-foot meth-fueled crocodile. Featuring prehistoric performances by Jesse Eisenberg, Belle Delphine, Bindy Irwin and Paul Hogan.…
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59. 'Meat Cute'
THIS WEEK! We take a news story about an Indian government official draining an entire reservoir to recover the phone he dropped in taking a selfie... IN THE MIDDLE OF A DROUGHT.....and.... We twist this blatant abuse of power into a Bollywood blockbuster that stirs up stupidity, love, and fine...
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FTV. 'Update Night'
ON THIS WEEK'S FROM THE VAULT EPISODE - Corey and Josh digitally dive into a holographic hentai honeymoon and pump out an anime atrocity - definitely one of the strangest film pitches we've featured on the show. Originally recorded on the 8th of December, 2018. Listen to the podcast that tickles...
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58. 'Chip, Kim Kim and The Temple of Shrooms'
THIS WEEK! Join us as we turn a story about a junkie couple getting trapped in an unlocked closet for two days into a cinematic masterpiece! It's one hell of a psychedelic cocktail that includes: a drug induced portal in a university janitors closet, ancient ruins, lizard people, a real life…
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FTV. 'How to Lose a Dick in Ten Days'
THIS WEEK'S FROM THE VAULT EP - we are joined by the delightful Benjamin Hargrave to tackle a middle-aged virgin with a bionic schlong and a hefty debt problem. Featuring robotic performances by Steve Carrell, Chevy Chase, Milla Jovovich and Glenn Howerton. Listen to the podcast that Ludicrous...
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57. 'Nuclear Paw'
THIS WEEK! Join us as we take a story about Chernobyl feral dogs evolving oddly, and turn it into a film packed with Cold War tension... It's non-stop fusion as we reignite old enemies, do bad Russian accents, twist a wholesome tale about a girl and her pooch into a wild story about USA vs.…
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FTV. 'Shambling Nan'
THIS WEEK'S THROWBACK EP - it's a shambolic and shit-scared Friday the 13th special. Corey and Josh get ghoulish and grapple with the creaky concept of extreme embalming. Featuring stiff performances from Jordan Peele, Kathy Bates, Flava Flav and David Cross. Listen to the podcast that lubricated...
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56. 'Behind Enemy Lawns'
THIS WEEK! Join us as we trim the edges of a particularly weird news story about a mowing mogul's quest to create his own country and crown himself king. All because he really hates Dan Andrews... It's yard work as we turn this megalomaniac mayhem into a film about love, hate, Liam Neeson, and...
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FTV. 'Satan's Seamen'
IN THIS WEEK's FROM THE VAULT EPISODE - it's our full-blown, freaky Halloween special with a very special guest - author, reviewer and screenwriter Mr Anthony O' Connor. Together, we wade into deep waters with a nautical nasty on the hellish high seas. Featuring sinking performances by Kate...
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55. 'The Feed'
THIS WEEK! Join us as we latch on to a truly bizarre story about a bride-to-be walking in on her husband-to-be BREASTFEEDING FROM HIS MOTHER ON HER WEDDING DAY! It's thirsty work as we turn this milky chaos into a sci-fi body snatchers-meets-Aliens-meets -dairy farm film called - The Feed....
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FTV. 'Guac Blockers'
IN THIS WEEK's FROM THE VAULT EPISODE - Corey and Josh tackle the avodaco fuelled crimewave sweeping the land of the long white cloud. Featuring severed performances by Julian Dennison, Temeura Morrison, Russell Crowe and Sam Neil. Listen to the podcast that always pays extra for guacamole. WATCH...
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54. 'Sins Of The Farmer'
THIS WEEK! Flocking hell! Join us as we exorcise a truly supernatural story about a mysterious Mongolian sheep nonstop circling themselves to death… Strap yourselves in as we create a "revelation" in cinema that includes: a reclusive revhead reverend on the road to redemption, a talking dog...
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FTV. 'Pony Up'
FROM THE VAULT! In this week's throwback episode - Corey, Josh and a massive Mexican chase a deadbeat jockey across America in this redneck, rubber-burning, Dukes of Hazard-themed episode. Featuring fiery performances by Elijah Wood, Danny Trejo, Lauren Ambrose and Danny McBride. WATCH this…
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53. 'Buzz Kill'
THIS WEEK! Join us, hive mind, as we harvest a Massachusetts news story about an enraged Bee Keeper who lets her bees loose on some cops trying to evict her friend… Don your beekeeping veil while we create a cinematic masterpiece that includes: a lovers-lane-lady-serial-killer who uses her swarm…
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FTV. 'Baking Brad'
FROM THE VAULT! In this week's throwback episode - Corey and Josh pop open the cookie jar and adapt a weird headline about morbid munchies into a feel-good story about an edible grandfather. Featuring bite-sized performances by Nick Kroll, Dafne Keen and Eric Bana. WATCH this episode on our…
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52. 'Pawno'
THIS WEEK! Join us as we probe a truly scandalous news story about an alleged cheating chess player harnessing the tech powers of AI anal beads to beat a world champ. It's checkmate as we strategically plot a world where brain sports reign supreme, sex toys are used in battle, and Elon and Kanye…
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FTV. 'Zero Shark Thirty'
FROM THE VAULT! This week's throwback episode 'Zero Shark Thirty' is the military-grade shark heist that has Trump's peen becoming a tasty treat for a baby horn shark... Featuring biting performances by Jason Statham, Blake Lively, Samuel L. Jackson and George Clooney. WATCH this episode on our...
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51. 'Dustbooty'
WE'RE BACK, BABY! Join us this week as we take a news story about a threesome love tryst causing a mass cruise ship brawl and create a film that melds reality TV, Under Siege and The Love Boat. There's non-stop action as we hit the high seas with grey nomads, a washed-up reality TV show producer…
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50. "Hand Over Fist"
THIS WEEK - It's our Season 1 finale - Episode 50! We are joined in studio by Gary and Jeremy of Careless Whispod for a prostate devastating double-ender. There's some golden toilet humor as we plunge into an abandoned bag of dildos to create a phallic heist film like no other - 'Hand Over (…
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49. "Meat Puppets"
THIS WEEK - Corey and Josh strap TV sets to their heads and devise a beefy sleeper-cell thriller with a murderous dance number and an infomercial for a footbath / fondue set. Featuring made-for-tv performances by Sam Elliott, Zach Galifianakis, Ellen Degeneres and Dean Norris. Listen to the…
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48. "Croc-apalooza"
THIS WEEK - Corey and Josh head down to the valley for a rain drenched, New Years Eve music festival - where the secret headliner is a 25-foot meth-fueled crocodile. Featuring prehistoric performances by Jesse Eisenberg, Belle Delphine, Bindy Irwin and Paul Hogan. Listen to the only podcast with…
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47. "Love Space Detonate"
THIS WEEK - Corey and Josh take a potent trip deep into the melting mind of a drug-addled, alien-obsessed loner - and a psychedelic cinematic masterpiece is born... "Love Space Detonate." Featuring spaced-out performances by Rupert Grint, Lily James, Bob Lazar and Joe Rogan. Listen to the podcast...
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46. "Pony Up"
THIS WEEK - Corey, Josh and a massive Mexican chase a deadbeat jockey across America in this redneck, rubber burning, Dukes of Hazard-themed episode. Featuring fiery performances by Elijah Wood, Danny Trejo, Lauren Ambrose and Danny McBride. Listen to the podcast that does all its own stunt work....
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45. "Are We There Yeti?"
THIS WEEK - In an all Aussie episode dedicated to the great man Bob Hawke - Josh and Corey trudge out into the deep Himalayan snow for a military encounter with a sasquatch hybrid of mysterious origin... and stick around for a very special guest appearance! Featuring frigid performances by Alex...
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44. "The Pooch and the Gooch"
THIS WEEK - Josh and Corey wear dog suits while they visit a Wisconsin Walmart, devise a Detroit City bank siege, hack some gooch filth and get a new sponsor... Scrotox - tighten up your lumpy lolly bag with Scrotox. Featuring dogged performances by Kevin Costner, Sigourney Weaver, Ben Mendohlson...
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43. "The Raw Core"
THIS WEEK - Corey and Josh go starkers and swagger deep into the Swedish sweat-lodge - getting hot and steamy while putting together a pitch for a new TV show - The Raw Core - it's like the A-Team but buck-naked. Featuring stripped down performances from Alexander Skarsgard, Isabel Lucas, Ryan...
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42. "Apocalypse Meow"
THIS WEEK - Corey and Josh plunge pussy-deep into a devilish feline fiasco - pumping out a racially charged redneck exorcism that'll forever soil your DNA. It's an old-school, audio only podcast featuring purrfect performances from Mira Sorvino, Dax Shepard, Terry Crews and Noah Jupe. Listen to…
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41. "Foreverland"
THIS WEEK - Corey and Josh moonwalk into a nasty news story about a booby-trapped residence and end up taking a trip to Neverland Ranch for a little trap-music and chill. Featuring childish performances by Christopher Walken, Macauley Culkin and Corey Feldman. Listen to the podcast that's forever...
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40. "Playing Footsi"
THIS WEEK - Corey and Josh are once again snubbed by the Academy Awards - but make their predictions anyway. They get stumped talking about the twisted mystery of the 15 washed-up severed feet in Canada and devise a foot-fetish, filmic-feast entitled, "Playing Footsi.' Featuring stinky…
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39. "Squirty Harry"
THIS WEEK - Corey and Josh connect from opposite sides of the globe as Josh calls in from New York City to discuss an Irish spunkie who's been booting up his own man-broth It's a frothy miracle cure that's got Big Pharma gagging for Harry's clam chowder. Featuring creamy performances by Chris...
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38. "Knock and Tongue"
THIS WEEK - Corey and Josh discuss the infamous marathon doorbell licker and Josh gives his top three New York based movies just before he heads to The Big Apple for a couple months. It's a telethon for the sufferers of Uncontrollable Licking Syndrome and a film that asks the question - "Where…
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37. "Bad Habits"
Recorded LIVE on Facebook THIS WEEK - Corey and Josh welcome three very special guests into a new studio as Santa's swollen sack is finally unloaded - it's our late delivery Christmas special! We take on a couple of high rolling, priest-killing nuns, headed out to Vegas for an redemptive…
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36. "Update Night"
Recorded LIVE on Facebook THIS WEEK - Corey and Josh digitally dive into a holographic hentai honeymoon and pump out an anime atrocity - definitely one of the strangest film pitches we've featured on the show. Listen to the podcast that tickles your tentacles on a Tuesday. WATCH this episode on...
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35. "Baking Brad"
Recorded LIVE on Facebook THIS WEEK - Corey and Josh pop open the cookie jar and adapt a weird headline about morbid munchies into a feel good story about an edible grandfather. Featuring bite-sized performances by Nick Kroll, Dafne Keen and Eric Bana. Listen to the podcast that likes to watch…
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34. "Satan's Seamen"
Recorded LIVE on Facebook THIS WEEK - it's our full-blown, freaky Halloween special with very special guest - author, reviewer and screenwriter, Mr Anthony O' Connor. Together, we wade into deep waters with a nautical nasty on the hellish high seas. Featuring sinking performances by Kate Winslet,...
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33. "Guac Blockers"
Recorded LIVE on Facebook THIS WEEK - Corey and Josh tackle the avodaco fuelled crimewave sweeping the land of the long white cloud. Featuring severed performances by Julian Dennison, Temeura Morrison, Russell Crowe and Sam Neill. Listen to the podcast that always pays extra for guacamole. WATCH...
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32. "How To Lose a Dick in 10 Days"
Recorded LIVE on Facebook THIS WEEK - we are joined by the delightful Benjamin Hargrave to tackle a middle-aged virgin with a bionic schlong and a hefty debt problem. Featuring robotic performances by Steve Carrell, Chevy Chase, Milla Jovovich and Glenn Howerton. Listen to the podcast that...
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THE 1ST ANNUAL BROWN CARPET GROGIE AWARDS
It's the glittering night of nights, The Grogies. Recorded LIVE at The Palace Hotel Ballroom it's the first ever Brown Carpet Podcast Award Show - celebrating the first six months and fifty horrific movie ideas we've pumped out on the show. So many sh*t ideas, but only one can be the sh*ttiest....
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31. "Zero Shark Thirty"
Recorded LIVE for Facebook THIS WEEK on the BCP - it's a military grade shark heist with Trump stakes, as the POTUS peen become a tasty treat for a baby horn. Featuring biting performances by Jason Statham, Blake Lively, Samuel Jackson and George Clooney. Listen to the podcast that put the…
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30. "The Meat Sweats"
Recorded LIVE for Facebook THIS WEEK on the BCP - it's a pork-themed journey into bacon scented darkness. Corey and Josh discuss the pros and cons of temporary meat-based clothing. Featuring truly meaty performances by Chris Hemsworth, Pamela Anderson, Morrissey and Kayne West. Listen to the...
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25. The Grey Chapter vs. Mashed
THIS WEEK on The BCP, it's a couple rampaging retirees on a metal mission to recapture the devil-horned glory days.... pitted against a shamrockin' potato-themed MDMA marathon - all in the name of love. Featuring brutal performances by Clint Eastwood, Cillian Murphy, Tommy Lee Jones and Liam...
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29. "Shambling Nan"
Recorded LIVE for Facebook THIS WEEK on the BCP - it's a shambolic and shit-scared Friday the 13th special. Corey and Josh get ghoulish and grapple with the creaky concept of extreme embalming. Featuring stiff performances from Jordan Peele, Kathy Bates, Flava Flav and David Cross. Listen to the...
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28. "Gettin Piggy With It"
Recorded LIVE for Facebook THIS WEEK on the BCP - Corey and Josh discuss the disturbing case of unwarranted pig-backery and aggressive massage then collaborate on a film pitch that turns the Japanese sporting world upside down. Featuring husky performances from Kevin James and Jeff Bridges.…
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24. The Wedding Tackle vs. The Björn Supremacy
THIS WEEK on The BCP, it's mate versus mate as a frostbitten toe touches the lips and a Swedish sleeper cell is awakened via a pregnant IKEA injection. Doesn't make sense? Your mum doesn't make sense. Featuring rugged performances from Hugo Weaving, Stellan Skarsgard, Toni Collette and Barron...
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27. "Powerkraut"
THIS WEEK on The Brown Carpet Podcast - Corey and Josh do it for state when they improvise a film pitch based on an bizarre incident involving aggravated website theft at gunpoint. Featuring geeky performances from Dev Patel, Hugo Weaving, Kevin Spacey and Robert Carlyle. Listen to the podcast…
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26. "The Dominos Effect"
THIS WEEK on The Brown Carpet Podcast - Corey and Josh attempt to improvise a movie pitch based on an obsessed pizza predator with a dark past, deep in the Calzone. Featuring cheesy performances from Christian Bale, Macaulay Culkin, Ron Jeremy and Jennifer Garner. Listen to the podcast that's...
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23. Agent X and the Wang Defence vs. High Treason
THIS WEEK on The BCP, it's a wizard collecting, scumbag secret-agent taking on a misfit & munted military unit with their twitchy fingers on the trigger. Featuring loose performances from Eric Andre, Seth Rogan, Bruce Campbell and Anna Faris. Listen to the podcast that smells like a gob of…
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22. Dead To Me vs. Gorillaman: First Grunt with special guests Jeremy and Gary from the DTABM podcast
THIS WEEK on The BCP, we welcome back into the studio Gary and Jeremy from the Deaf To All But Metal podcast for round two. It's a deceased, bank-robbing loser versus a muck-flinging, monkey on a mission from Harambe. Featuring stiff performances from Mark Ruffalo, Remi Malek, Marisa Tomei and…
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The podcast that turns weird real news stories into even weirder movies. Hosted by Corey Farrell and Josh Groom
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